Best TV Lines

Best Lines of the Week (April 22-28): ‘Whole New Meaning to the British Invasion’

Best Lines of the Week (April 15-21): ‘Real Brides Arrive Late’

Best Lines of the Week (April 8-14): ‘Everyone Has a Right to Redeem Themselves’

Best Lines of the Week (April 1-7): ‘The Kardashian Machine’

Best Lines of the Week (March 25-31): ‘You Are the Bane of My Existence’

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Best Lines of the Week (March 18-24): ‘That’s Funny, I Feel 100’

Best Lines of the Week (March 11-17): ‘You’re Not as Strong as You Think’

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Best Lines of the Week (March 4-10): ‘Welcome to the Panic Attack Room’

Best Lines of the Week (February 25-March 3): ‘You Have The Attention Span of a Rainbow Trout’

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Best Lines of the Week (February 4-10): ‘You Said Memories Exist Outside of Time’

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Best Lines of the Week (January 28-February 3): ‘You Are Chasing the Wrong Blonde in the Wrong City’

Best Lines of the Week (December 3-9): ‘Put Purell on Everything / Turkey, Eggnog, Candy Cane’

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Best Lines of the Week (November 26-December 2): ‘When The World Says Slow, We Say Go’

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Best Lines of the Week (November 12-18): ‘You Don’t Break Up With Someone By Fax’

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Best Lines of the Week (November 5-11): ‘I’ll Be OK’

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Best Lines of the Week (October 29-November 4): ‘So This Is What Being Canceled Looks Like!’

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Best Lines of the Week (October 22-28): ‘I’m Back and I’m Blonde!’

Martin Short as Oliver in Only Murders in the BUilding

Best Lines of the Week (October 15-21): ‘What a Terrific God-Damned Finale This Is Going to Be’

Miss Genevieve and Veronica in Just Beyond

Best Lines of the Week (October 8-14): ‘I Gave Them Their Voices Back’

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Best Lines of the Week (October 1-7): ‘This Isn’t Black, This Is Dark Heather Charcoal’

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Best Lines of the Week (September 24-30): ‘I Know This Isn’t Your Fault, But I Do Not Like You’

Terry Crews as Terry in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Best Lines of the Week (September 10-16): ‘The Story of New York Is Gross’

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Best Lines of the Week (August 6-August 12): ‘Obviously Imperialism Was Bad’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 9-15): ‘Don’t Let That Hurt Child Make Your Grown Up Decisions’

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Best Lines of the Week (October 2-8): ‘Just Breathless With Love’

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Best Lines of the Week (September 25-October 1): ‘Peace Don’t Last for Long’

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Best Lines of the Week (August 7-13): ‘Love Yourself’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 31-August 6): ‘Swiffer Would Be on It’

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Best Lines on TV (July 24-30): ‘It’s a Time of Progress’

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Best Lines on TV (July 17-23): ‘Oh, You Know What I Meant’

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Best Lines on TV (July 10-16): ‘It’s a No From Me, Dawg’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 3-9): ‘I’ll Try’

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Best Lines of the Week (June 26-July 2): ‘Gosh, Get Over It!’

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Best Lines of the Week (June 19-25): ‘I’m Coming for Him’

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Best Lines of the Week (June 12-18): ‘Finger-licking Good’

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Best Lines of the Week (May 29-June 4): ‘Offensive & Out of Date, Just Like You’

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Best Lines of the Week (May 8-14): ‘And I Am At Your Mercy’

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Best Lines of the Week (April 3-9): ‘Just Wanted One Last Look’

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Best Lines of the Week (September 27-October 3): ‘We’re All Unique. But We’re Also the Same.’

Best Lines of the Week (September 6-12): ‘He Came Out of Retirement and Found Me’

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Best Lines of the Week (August 9-15): ‘I Was in My Prime Before You Were Born’

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Best Lines of the Week (August 3-8): ‘I’ll Tell You What I Haven’t Had: A Burger Made by a Robot’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 26-August 2): ‘Don’t You Ever Besmirch Billy Joel’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 21-27): ‘My Marriage Is A Scam’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 14-20): ‘Jesus Still Loves Me’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 7-13): ‘You Can’t Be Handsome and Funny’

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Best Lines of the Week (June 30-July 6): ‘What Shall We Call That, Foreplay?’

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Best Lines of the Week (June 23-29): ‘Change Your Shoes and Fix Your Life’

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Best Lines of the Week (June 9-15): ‘When Somebody’s Wearing a Mask, He’s Going to Tell the Truth’

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Best Lines of the Week (May 5-11): ‘My Love For You Will Never Die’

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Best Lines of the Week (April 28-May 4): ‘Sorry I’m Late, Traffic Was Hell’

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Best Lines of the Week (April 21-27): ‘Grad School Waits for No Dominatrix!’

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Best Lines of the Week (April 14-20): ‘If You Want a Queen, Earn Her’

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Best Lines of the Week (March 31-April 6): “Together We Set the World on Fire”

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Best Lines of the Week (March 24-31): ‘I Go By Jason Now’

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Best Lines of the Week (March 17-23): ‘You Know I Heart You Like a Homely Sister’

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Best Lines of the Week (March 10-16): ‘It Smells Like Pennies and Burps’

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Best Lines of the Week (March 3-9): ‘A Uterus Is Like an Escape Room for Babies’

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Best Lines of the Week (February 24-March 2): ‘We’re Trying to Tank!’

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Best Lines of the Week (February 17-23): ‘I’m Strong Because of You’

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Best Lines of the Week (February 10-16): ‘Women Don’t Get to Make Mistakes’

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Best Lines of the Week, January Edition: ‘Don’t Worry, I’m Sweden’

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Best Lines of the Week (December 16-22): ‘I Don’t Buy That Jesus Was a Capricorn’

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Best Lines of the Week (December 9-15): ‘Christmas Is the Best Time for Ghost Stories’

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Best Lines of the Week (December 2-8): ‘Put a Fettuccine in Your In-Betweenie’

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Best Lines of the Week (November 25 – December 1): ‘Does That Mean I Can’t Be A Good Doctor?’