Best TV Lines

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'Nothing Bad Ever Happens on Christmas Eve'

TV Insider Staff December 10, 2016 2:14 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'I Love You, But I Want to Punch You'

TV Insider Staff December 03, 2016 3:57 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'I Believe in a Former Life I Was Coffee'

TV Insider Staff November 26, 2016 1:24 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'I'm Still Black.'

TV Insider Staff November 19, 2016 10:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'And I Want Abs Like Bradley Cooper, But It's Not Happening"

TV Insider Staff November 12, 2016 10:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'Remember, the Crayon Adds 10 Pounds'

TV Insider Staff November 05, 2016 1:40 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: "I Will Find You."

TV Insider Staff October 29, 2016 2:30 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'Someday Sounds a Lot Like the Thing People Say When They Actually Mean Never.'

TV Insider Staff October 22, 2016 11:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: "Do Not Touch the Charred Crotch."

TV Insider Staff October 14, 2016 4:00 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: "I Wanted To Be The Man That Made You Happy."

TV Insider Staff October 01, 2016 12:00 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'I’m Going to Red Wedding You and Your Entire Family'

TV Insider Staff September 24, 2016 12:00 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'This feel a little weird?' 'Wait until Father's Day.'

TV Insider Staff May 07, 2016 11:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'Huh. The Brunisher. That's actually not bad.'

TV Insider Staff April 30, 2016 11:30 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'Tonight Was Like a Real Life Game of Thrones.'

TV Insider Staff April 25, 2016 9:30 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'You Didn't Tell Me The Dude From Matchbox 20 Would Be Here'

TV Insider Staff April 16, 2016 1:00 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'Why are all the doctors in this hospital hot?'

TV Insider Staff April 09, 2016 4:42 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'You Knew He Was The Flash?'

TV Insider Staff April 02, 2016 11:30 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'I Imagine My Life as a Series of Musical Numbers'

TV Insider Staff March 26, 2016 11:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'It’s Like Going Through Puberty All Over Again, Just With Less Zits'

TV Insider Staff March 19, 2016 4:00 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'I Feel So Completely, Completely Happy'

TV Insider Staff March 12, 2016 11:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'We Must Face the Truth. The Jersey Devil Has Come to Sleepy Hollow'

TV Insider Staff March 05, 2016 5:15 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'I Don't Suppose My Homeowners Insurance Covers a Sharknado Attack'

TV Insider Staff February 27, 2016 1:30 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'This Isn't My First Prison Break'

TV Insider Staff February 20, 2016 11:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: Boyz II Men Back II Boyz

TV Insider Staff February 13, 2016 11:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'Now I Possess the One Darwinian Advantage Humans Have...the Ability to BS My Way Through Anything'

TV Insider Staff February 06, 2016 12:45 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'A Movie Based on a Comic Book? Sounds Like a Dreadful Idea.'

TV Insider Staff January 30, 2016 9:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'C Minus. The Perfect Grade. You Pass, But You're Still Hot.'

TV Insider Staff January 23, 2016 9:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'You Know What'd Be Fun? A Zombie Show Where a Zombie's the Star'

TV Insider Staff January 16, 2016 9:00 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'Does It Ever Get Cold on the Moral High Ground?'

TV Insider Staff January 09, 2016 9:30 am

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'Amy's Present Will Be My Genitals'

TV Insider Staff December 19, 2015 7:00 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'I'll Be Damned. Tatooine.'

TV Insider Staff December 12, 2015 5:30 pm

Best Lines on TV This Week: 'He Looks Like a Panda and a Disney Princess Had a Baby'

TV Insider Staff December 05, 2015 9:00 am