Best TV Lines

July 17, 1:00 pm

Best Lines of the Week: ‘Don’t Let That Hurt Child Make Your Grown Up Decisions’

October 10, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (October 2-8): ‘Just Breathless With Love’

October 3, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (September 25-October 1): ‘Peace Don’t Last for Long’

August 15, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (August 7-13): ‘Love Yourself’

August 8, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (July 31-August 6): ‘Swiffer Would Be on It’

August 1, 2020, 10:00 am

Best Lines on TV (July 24-30): ‘It’s a Time of Progress’

July 25, 2020, 5:00 pm

Best Lines on TV (July 17-23): ‘Oh, You Know What I Meant’

July 18, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines on TV (July 10-16): ‘It’s a No From Me, Dawg’

July 11, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (July 3-9): ‘I’ll Try’

July 4, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (June 26-July 2): ‘Gosh, Get Over It!’

June 27, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (June 19-25): ‘I’m Coming for Him’

June 20, 2020, 1:00 pm

Best Lines of the Week (June 12-18): ‘Finger-licking Good’

June 6, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (May 29-June 4): ‘Offensive & Out of Date, Just Like You’

May 16, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (May 8-14): ‘And I Am At Your Mercy’

April 11, 2020, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (April 3-9): ‘Just Wanted One Last Look’

October 5, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (September 27-October 3): ‘We’re All Unique. But We’re Also the Same.’

September 14, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (September 6-12): ‘He Came Out of Retirement and Found Me’

August 17, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (August 9-15): ‘I Was in My Prime Before You Were Born’

August 10, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (August 3-8): ‘I’ll Tell You What I Haven’t Had: A Burger Made by a Robot’

August 3, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (July 26-August 2): ‘Don’t You Ever Besmirch Billy Joel’

July 27, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (July 21-27): ‘My Marriage Is A Scam’

July 20, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (July 14-20): ‘Jesus Still Loves Me’

July 13, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (July 7-13): ‘You Can’t Be Handsome and Funny’

July 6, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (June 30-July 6): ‘What Shall We Call That, Foreplay?’

June 29, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (June 23-29): ‘Change Your Shoes and Fix Your Life’

June 15, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (June 9-15): ‘When Somebody’s Wearing a Mask, He’s Going to Tell the Truth’

May 11, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (May 5-11): ‘My Love For You Will Never Die’

May 4, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (April 28-May 4): ‘Sorry I’m Late, Traffic Was Hell’

April 27, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (April 21-27): ‘Grad School Waits for No Dominatrix!’

April 20, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (April 14-20): ‘If You Want a Queen, Earn Her’

April 6, 2019, 1:00 pm

Best Lines of the Week (March 31-April 6): “Together We Set the World on Fire”

March 30, 2019, 9:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (March 24-31): ‘I Go By Jason Now’

March 23, 2019, 11:00 am

Best Lines of the Week (March 17-23): ‘You Know I Heart You Like a Homely Sister’