Best TV Lines

Aaron Bryant and Eliza Isichei on 'Bachelor in Paradise'

Best Lines of the Week (December 1-7): ‘It’s Giving Fiancée’

Leslie Fhima on 'The Golden Bachelor'

Best Lines of the Week (November 24-30): ‘I Can Think Whatever the F**k I Want’

Bertie Carvel and Imelda Staunton in 'The Crown'

Best Lines of the Week (November 10-16): ‘When Diana Talks, the World Listens’

Kris Jenner in 'The Kardashians'

Best Lines of the Week (November 3-9): ‘Of Course the World Needs More Kris Jenners’

Niall Horan on 'The Voice'

Best Lines of the Week (October 27-November 2): ‘He Put His Big Boy Pants On’

Ellen Goltzer on 'The Golden Bachelor'

Best Lines of the Week (October 20-26): ‘You’re Not That Special, Girlfriend’

Kenan Thompson and Pete Davidson in 'Saturday Night Live'

Best Lines of the Week (October 13-19): ‘It’s a Love Story Baby Just Say Yeah!’

Emma Roberts — 'American Horror Story: Delicate'

Best Lines of the Week (October 6-12): ‘It’s My Body, I’ll Vomit If I Need To’

Kim Kardashian in 'The Kardashians'

Best Lines of the Week (September 29 -October 5): ‘Ask Beyoncé’

Selena Gomez in 'Only Murders in the Building'

Best Lines of the Week (September 22-28): ‘The Besties Are Back’

Kim Kardashian as Siobhan in American Horror Story: Delicate

Best Lines of the Week (September 15-21): ‘It’s Exhausting Being Better Than Everyone’

Best Lines of the Week (October 14-20): ‘I’m Mick Fleetwood?’

Steve Martin and Selena Gomez in Only Murders in the Building

Best Lines of the Week (August 5-11): ‘Knees Before Cheese’

Best Lines of the Week (July 29-August 4): ‘You Need to Uno Reverse Card This’

Paul Walter Hauser as Larry and Taron Egerton as Jimmy in Black Bird

Best Lines of the Week (July 22-28): ‘If You Think You Could Be in Danger, You Are in Danger’

Tuca and Bertie in 'Tuca & Bertie'

Best Lines of the Week (July 15-21): ‘It’s Only 9 p.m., the 9 a.m. of Nights’

Joel Kinnaman as Ed in For All Mankind

Best Lines of the Week (July 8-14): ‘From Now on, I’m Calling the Shots’

Gaten Matarazzo as Dustin and Joseph Quinn as Eddie and in Stranger Things

Best Lines of the Week (July 1-7): ‘Never Change, Dustin Henderson’

Steve Martin as Charles, Martin Short as Oliver, and Selena Gomez as Mabel in Only Murders in the Building

Best Lines of the Week (June 24-30): ‘I’d Rather Be Dead Than Boring’

Best Lines of the Week (April 22-28): ‘Whole New Meaning to the British Invasion’

Best Lines of the Week (April 15-21): ‘Real Brides Arrive Late’

Itzan Escamilla as Samuel in Elite

Best Lines of the Week (April 8-14): ‘Everyone Has a Right to Redeem Themselves’

Best Lines of the Week (April 1-7): ‘The Kardashian Machine’

Best Lines of the Week (March 25-31): ‘You Are the Bane of My Existence’

Life and Beth Amy Schumer as Beth

Best Lines of the Week (March 18-24): ‘That’s Funny, I Feel 100’

Best Lines of the Week (March 11-17): ‘You’re Not as Strong as You Think’

The Bachelor

Best Lines of the Week (March 4-10): ‘Welcome to the Panic Attack Room’

Better Things - Kevin Pollak and Pamela Adlon

Best Lines of the Week (February 25-March 3): ‘You Have The Attention Span of a Rainbow Trout’

Zendaya in Euphoria

Best Lines of the Week (February 4-10): ‘You Said Memories Exist Outside of Time’

Justin Hartley as Kevin and Jennifer Morrison as Cassidy in This Is Us

Best Lines of the Week (January 28-February 3): ‘You Are Chasing the Wrong Blonde in the Wrong City’

Best Lines of the Week (December 3-9): ‘Put Purell on Everything / Turkey, Eggnog, Candy Cane’

Rob McElhenney as Mac in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Best Lines of the Week (November 26-December 2): ‘When The World Says Slow, We Say Go’

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Best Lines of the Week (November 12-18): ‘You Don’t Break Up With Someone By Fax’

beanie feldstein as monica lewinsky in Impeachment:American Crime Story

Best Lines of the Week (November 5-11): ‘I’ll Be OK’

The Morning Show

Best Lines of the Week (October 29-November 4): ‘So This Is What Being Canceled Looks Like!’

Selena Gomez in Selena + Chef

Best Lines of the Week (October 22-28): ‘I’m Back and I’m Blonde!’

Martin Short as Oliver in Only Murders in the BUilding

Best Lines of the Week (October 15-21): ‘What a Terrific God-Damned Finale This Is Going to Be’

Miss Genevieve and Veronica in Just Beyond

Best Lines of the Week (October 8-14): ‘I Gave Them Their Voices Back’

Brett Goldstein in Ted Lasso

Best Lines of the Week (October 1-7): ‘This Isn’t Black, This Is Dark Heather Charcoal’

Drew Tarver as Cary Dubek in The Other Two

Best Lines of the Week (September 24-30): ‘I Know This Isn’t Your Fault, But I Do Not Like You’

Terry Crews as Terry in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Best Lines of the Week (September 10-16): ‘The Story of New York Is Gross’

The White Lotus - Season 1 Episode 5 - Steve Zahn

Best Lines of the Week (August 6-August 12): ‘Obviously Imperialism Was Bad’

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

Best Lines of the Week (July 9-15): ‘Don’t Let That Hurt Child Make Your Grown Up Decisions’

The Boys Jimmy Kimmel Travis Scott Supernatural

Best Lines of the Week (October 2-8): ‘Just Breathless With Love’

Fargo Bob's Burgers Celebrity Family Feud

Best Lines of the Week (September 25-October 1): ‘Peace Don’t Last for Long’

Best TV Quotes Colbert American Dad Hard Knocks

Best Lines of the Week (August 7-13): ‘Love Yourself’

Best Quotes TV Lines

Best Lines of the Week (July 31-August 6): ‘Swiffer Would Be on It’

Best TV Quotes RuPaul Toughest Prisons American Dad

Best Lines on TV (July 24-30): ‘It’s a Time of Progress’

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Best Lines on TV (July 17-23): ‘Oh, You Know What I Meant’

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Best Lines on TV (July 10-16): ‘It’s a No From Me, Dawg’

Best TV Quotes Fallon Zac Efron Expecting Amy

Best Lines of the Week (July 3-9): ‘I’ll Try’

Best TV Quotes Patriot Act Samantha Bee Perry Mason

Best Lines of the Week (June 26-July 2): ‘Gosh, Get Over It!’

America's Got Talent, Taste the Nation, Patriot Act

Best Lines of the Week (June 19-25): ‘I’m Coming for Him’

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Best Lines of the Week (June 12-18): ‘Finger-licking Good’

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Best Lines of the Week (May 29-June 4): ‘Offensive & Out of Date, Just Like You’

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Best Lines of the Week (May 8-14): ‘And I Am At Your Mercy’

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Best Lines of the Week (April 3-9): ‘Just Wanted One Last Look’

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Best Lines of the Week (September 27-October 3): ‘We’re All Unique. But We’re Also the Same.’

Best Lines of the Week (September 6-12): ‘He Came Out of Retirement and Found Me’

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Best Lines of the Week (August 9-15): ‘I Was in My Prime Before You Were Born’

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Best Lines of the Week (August 3-8): ‘I’ll Tell You What I Haven’t Had: A Burger Made by a Robot’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 26-August 2): ‘Don’t You Ever Besmirch Billy Joel’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 21-27): ‘My Marriage Is A Scam’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 14-20): ‘Jesus Still Loves Me’

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Best Lines of the Week (July 7-13): ‘You Can’t Be Handsome and Funny’

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Best Lines of the Week (June 30-July 6): ‘What Shall We Call That, Foreplay?’