Best Lines of the Week (September 22-28): ‘The Besties Are Back’
Murders are being solved and roses given in this week’s newest episodes. The Golden Bachelor kicked off with some heartfelt stories and steamy moments between Gerry Turner and his lovely ladies. Bachelor in Paradise seemed more like trouble in paradise, with a love triangle forming between Will Urena, Kylee Russell, and Olivia Lewis. And in the last episode before the finale, Only Murders in the Building might have revealed who killed Ben Glenroy (Paul Rudd).
Dancing with the Stars is back for Season 32, and while the ballroom dancing was impressive, we saw Matt Walsh and Koko Iwasaki head home this week. Kim and Kourtney hashed out their fight in The Kardashians season premiere, and it’s not looking good between the sisters.
There are a lot of options to choose from, but scroll down to see our picks for this week’s best quotes.
Starstruck (Max)
“But really, it is nothing less than a privilege to have you all here for the weaving together of our two families. Who knew it would only take Kate getting knocked up to do it?”
— Kate’s (Emma Sidi) mom at her wedding
The Morning Show (Apple TV+)
“My father, he said if he had known he was raising a cocktail waitress, he would have never bothered to teach me to read.”
— Alex (Jennifer Aniston) talking to Paul (Jon Hamm) about her life leading up to going to college
American Horror Story: Delicate (FX)
“We are going to pull a ‘Wilde’ card, as in Olivia Wilde. Don’t mention what happened, and wait ’til everyone forgets/lowkey gaslight the people that do ask and make them think that they’re the problem.”
— Siobhan (Kim Kardashian) to Anna (Emma Roberts) on how to handle the press following an awards show
Hell's Kitchen (Fox)
“The American dream is to sacrifice and give it your all to achieve your f**king dreams.”
— Johnathan Benvenuti on what this season’s theme means to him
Bachelor in Paradise (ABC)
“Then I posted a really cute selfie, and he sent me a fire emoji. Like, let’s turn up the heat together in Paradise!”
— Kylee Russell about her crush on Aven Jones
Only Murders in the Building (Hulu)
“The besties are back. It may take two to tango, but it takes three to solve a murder of an ill-fated movie star. ”
— Mabel (Selena Gomez) about the trio reuniting to solve the case
The Kardashians (Hulu)
“I can’t quite figure out where Khloé got this fear of whales — the thought of a whale, the glance of a whale, the conversation of a whale. Yeah, it had to have been somewhere in her childhood.”
— Kris Jenner talking about Khloé’s fear of whales in Cabo
Survivor (CBS)
“If I’m not gonna win the game, I would rather be the first person voted off. It’s a complete waste of time if you’re not the Sole Survivor. Excuse me for being honest.”
— Emily explains her mentality in her introduction
Dancing with the Stars (ABC)
“Well, speaking of older, obviously you’re [Xochitl] 17. Val, are you keeping up, old man? What’s going on?”
— Julianne Hough to Val Chmerkovskiy and Xochitl Gomez after their performance.
The Golden Bachelor (ABC)
“If I were to just take a bite of that and have a whole bunch of icing…would you help me clean it up?”
— Gerry Turner hinting at Theresa Nist to give him a kiss
