Best Lines of the Week (August 3-8): ‘I’ll Tell You What I Haven’t Had: A Burger Made by a Robot’

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Divorce (HBO)

Frances: I guess I couldn’t know how hard it was going to be.

Robert: What’s that?

Frances: Just knowing when it’s worth it and when it’s not.

—Frances (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Robert (Thomas Hayden Church) reflect on their post-divorce life.

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BH90210 (Fox)

Tori: We’re not all gonna be here forever. But we made something that will be.

Jason: To Luke.

All: To Luke.

Tori: I love you guys.

—The gang has a toast for late cast member Luke Perry.

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Bachelor in Paradise (ABC)

“I just like who I like. It doesn’t matter who or what you are. It’s the person.”

—Demi explains to Hannah B. why she doesn’t feel the need to label herself.

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Preacher (AMC)

“Feels like the end almost.”

—Tulip (Ruth Negga) tells Cassidy (Joe Gilgun) how she’s feeling in the first episode of the series’ final season. 

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The 100 (The CW)

“Be quick, and tell him it’s done.”

—Octavia (Marie Avgeropoulos) whispers to Hope (Shelby Flannery) right before being stabbed in the stomach.

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grown-ish (Freeform)

Zoey: We actually made it to the end of our sophomore year.

Jazz: And we’re going out exactly the way we came in.

Sky: Chips, champagne, and no Luca.

—Sky (Halle Bailey) makes a joke about Zoey (Yara Shahidi) and Luca’s (Luka Sabbat) recent breakup as the group reflects on the end of their second year. 

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GLOW (Netflix)

“How about I ‘Challenger’ crew to chess game, how is that? Then we see who is really superior brain.”

—Ruth (Alison Brie) makes jokes on live television as the space shuttle Challenger takes off, unaware of the disastrous events going on in real time. 

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Flip it Like Disick (E!)

“Most people probably think I’m completely unemployed and I just walk around and a camera crew follows me, but my real passion is real estate.”

—Scott Disick explains the reasoning behind his new show.

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T-Pain’s School of Business (Fuse)

“I love burgers, as you can see [T-Pain rubs his stomach]. I’ve had cheeseburgers, I’ve had bacon cheeseburgers, I’ve had a burger with gold leaf on it…but I’ll tell you what I haven’t had: a burger made by a robot.”

—T-Pain introduces his first entrepreneur of the episode: the owner of a hamburger restaurant with only robot cooks.

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Serengeti (Discovery)

“The Serengeti is close to home. I come from Kenya and so it’s literally just over the border. It was of interest to me to do this project because it offered me a chance to visit it in a very intimate way and to spend time with these animals that I’m very familiar with.”

—Lupita Nyong’o shares her interest in wanting to narrate the new series on the animal experience. 

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As summer winds down to an end, this week had premieres and finales aplenty. From new seasons of GLOW and Preacher to the series opener of BH90210, plus finales of summer favorites like Divorce and The 100, there were tons of memorable moments. Click through our gallery for the best of them.