Family Guy

Friday, March 14

Baby, You Knock Me Out

Season 9 • Episode 6

Peter volunteers Lois to compete when he receives tickets to a boxing match.

Friday, March 14

Brian Writes a Bestseller

Season 9 • Episode 7

One of Brian's books becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager.

Friday, March 14

Road to the North Pole

Season 9 • Episode 8

After getting the brush-off from Santa at the mall, Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole.

Friday, March 14

Jerome Is the New Black

Season 8 • Episode 7

Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland.

Friday, March 14

New Kidney in Town

Season 9 • Episode 10

After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem.

Friday, March 14

And I'm Joyce Kinney

Season 9 • Episode 11

Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor does a story on her.

Friday, March 14

Blue Harvest

Season 6 • Episode 1

When the power goes out, Peter decides to tell his family the story of "Star Wars."

Friday, March 14

German Guy

Season 9 • Episode 13

Chris' search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz.

Saturday, March 15

Stewie Kills Lois

Season 6 • Episode 6

Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois; Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.

Saturday, March 15

Lois Kills Stewie

Season 6 • Episode 7

Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.

Saturday, March 15

The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

Season 9 • Episode 14

Meg offers to check on Joe while Bonnie is out of town; Stewie tries to become more evil.

Saturday, March 15

Trading Places

Season 9 • Episode 15

When Chris and Meg trade roles with their parents, Chris goes to work and Meg runs the house.

Saturday, March 15

Tiegs for Two

Season 9 • Episode 16

Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other's former flames.

Saturday, March 15

Brothers & Sisters

Season 9 • Episode 17

Mayor West and Lois' sister, Carol, get married and move in with the Griffins.

Saturday, March 15

The Big Bang Theory

Season 9 • Episode 18

Brian and Stewie go back in time to try and stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.

Saturday, March 15

Foreign Affairs

Season 9 • Episode 19

Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris; Peter uses unorthodox teaching methods with Chris and Meg.

Saturday, March 15

It's a Trap!

Season 9 • Episode 20

During a power outage, the Griffins perform a retelling of "Return of the Jedi."

Saturday, March 15

Lottery Fever

Season 10 • Episode 1

When Peter spends his savings on lottery tickets and ends up winning, the family struggles to cope.

Saturday, March 15

Road to the Multiverse

Season 8 • Episode 1

Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including one run by dogs with pet humans.

Sunday, March 16

The Big Bang Theory

Season 9 • Episode 18

Brian and Stewie go back in time to try and stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.

Sunday, March 16

Stewie Goes for a Drive

Season 10 • Episode 4

Actor Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes enamored with Peter.

Sunday, March 16

The Chicken or the Meg New

Season 23 • Episode 5

When Meg dates a chicken she meets on a reality dating show, Peter disapproves of their love.

Sunday, March 16

Follow the Money

Season 16 • Episode 4

When Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday, he quickly loses it.

Sunday, March 16

Back to the Pilot

Season 10 • Episode 5

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Sunday, March 16

Thanksgiving

Season 10 • Episode 6

Lois invites the whole gang to Thanksgiving dinner; Joe's formerly MIA son returns from Iraq.

Sunday, March 16

Finders Keepers

Season 12 • Episode 1

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map gets everyone in town searching.

Sunday, March 16

Vestigial Peter

Season 12 • Episode 2

Peter discovers he has a vestigial twin growing out of his neck.

Monday, March 17

Quagmire's Quagmire

Season 12 • Episode 3

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him.

Monday, March 17

A Fistful of Meg

Season 12 • Episode 4

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Monday, March 17

Married With Cancer

Season 17 • Episode 1

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; Brian proposes marriage to her.

Monday, March 17

Dead Dog Walking

Season 17 • Episode 2

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go.

Monday, March 17

Peter's Two Dads

Season 5 • Episode 10

Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.

Monday, March 17

Fighting Irish

Season 13 • Episode 17

Peter claims he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but finds it isn't as easy as he thought.

Monday, March 17

Grumpy Old Man

Season 10 • Episode 9

The family heads to Florida to check out potential retirement communities for Lois' father.

Monday, March 17

Meg and Quagmire

Season 10 • Episode 10

Quagmire gets involved with a newly 18-year-old Meg, much to Peter's dismay.

Monday, March 17

The Blind Side

Season 10 • Episode 11

Brian dates a blind girl only to find out she hates dogs; the Griffins install a new staircase.

Monday, March 17

Livin' on a Prayer

Season 10 • Episode 12

Lois takes drastic action to care for a sick boy after his parents refuse treatment.

Monday, March 17

Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

Season 10 • Episode 13

Peter tries to become a famous actor; Chris's girlfriend looks similar to a member of his family.

Monday, March 17

Be Careful What You Fish For

Season 10 • Episode 14

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

Monday, March 17

Burning Down the Bayit

Season 10 • Episode 15

Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down the pharmacy to collect the insurance money.

Monday, March 17

Killer Queen

Season 10 • Episode 16

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer.

Tuesday, March 18

Meg Stinks!

Season 12 • Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying.

Tuesday, March 18

He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 • Episode 20

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter.

Tuesday, March 18

Dial Meg for Murder

Season 8 • Episode 11

Brian starts tailing Meg for research when he gets a job writing about the average American girl.

Tuesday, March 18

Extra-Large Medium

Season 8 • Episode 12

Lois sees a psychic after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods.

Tuesday, March 18

And Then There Were Fewer

Season 9 • Episode 1

When James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, the evening turns into a murder mystery.

Tuesday, March 18

Back to the Pilot

Season 10 • Episode 5

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Tuesday, March 18

Thanksgiving

Season 10 • Episode 6

Lois invites the whole gang to Thanksgiving dinner; Joe's formerly MIA son returns from Iraq.

Tuesday, March 18

Yug Ylimaf

Season 11 • Episode 4

Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse.

Tuesday, March 18

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Season 11 • Episode 9

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

Tuesday, March 18

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Tuesday, March 18

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Tuesday, March 18

Christmas Guy

Season 12 • Episode 8

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie only wants one thing for Christmas.

Tuesday, March 18

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Tuesday, March 18

Mom's the Word

Season 12 • Episode 12

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal; Stewie comprehends the reality of death.

Tuesday, March 18

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Tuesday, March 18

Ratings Guy

Season 11 • Episode 2

When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter starts scheming.

Tuesday, March 18

The Old Man and the Big "C"

Season 11 • Episode 3

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public.

Tuesday, March 18

Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 • Episode 15

After he starts smoking, Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Wednesday, March 19

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Wednesday, March 19

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Wednesday, March 19

Peter-Assment

Season 8 • Episode 14

After selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, Peter decides to become a paparazzo.

Wednesday, March 19

Brian Griffin's House of Payne

Season 8 • Episode 15

Brian pitches his pilot script to network executives; Chris and Meg injure Stewie.

Wednesday, March 19

Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 • Episode 15

After he starts smoking, Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Wednesday, March 19

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Wednesday, March 19

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Wednesday, March 19

Meg Stinks!

Season 12 • Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying.

Wednesday, March 19

He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 • Episode 20

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter.

Wednesday, March 19

Chap Stewie

Season 12 • Episode 21

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Wednesday, March 19

The Simpsons Guy

Season 13 • Episode 1

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson.

Wednesday, March 19

Friends Without Benefits

Season 11 • Episode 8

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

Wednesday, March 19

The Book of Joe

Season 13 • Episode 2

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author.

Wednesday, March 19

Baking Bad

Season 13 • Episode 3

Peter comes up with a way to get more customers for his and Lois' cookie store.

Wednesday, March 19

Turkey Guys

Season 13 • Episode 5

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, March 19

The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin

Season 13 • Episode 6

Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin.

Wednesday, March 19

Valentine's Day in Quahog

Season 11 • Episode 13

On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online; Brian's ex-girlfriends visit.

Wednesday, March 19

Chris Cross

Season 11 • Episode 14

When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores.

Wednesday, March 19

Back to the Pilot

Season 10 • Episode 5

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Thursday, March 20

Thanksgiving

Season 10 • Episode 6

Lois invites the whole gang to Thanksgiving dinner; Joe's formerly MIA son returns from Iraq.

Thursday, March 20

Yug Ylimaf

Season 11 • Episode 4

Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse.

Thursday, March 20

Brian and Stewie

Season 8 • Episode 17

Brian and Stewie try to hatch an escape plan after they are locked in a bank vault.

Thursday, March 20

Quagmire's Dad

Season 8 • Episode 19

Quagmire is stunned when his father starts to go through the change of his life.

Thursday, March 20

Call Girl

Season 11 • Episode 15

When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.

Thursday, March 20

Turban Cowboy

Season 11 • Episode 16

An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes a new friend.

Thursday, March 20

12 and a Half Angry Men

Season 11 • Episode 17

Mayor West becomes the prime suspect when a murder occurs at his mansion.

Thursday, March 20

Bigfat

Season 11 • Episode 18

Peter resurfaces after being in a plane crash and lost in the wilderness for two months.

Thursday, March 20

Total Recall

Season 11 • Episode 19

When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back.

Thursday, March 20

Save the Clam

Season 11 • Episode 20

Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies.

Thursday, March 20

Farmer Guy

Season 11 • Episode 21

The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.

Thursday, March 20

Roads to Vegas

Season 11 • Episode 22

Stewie's time machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a concert.

Thursday, March 20

No Country Club for Old Men

Season 11 • Episode 23

The Griffins are invited to join a fancy country club, and must adjust to a new lifestyle.

Thursday, March 20

Finders Keepers

Season 12 • Episode 1

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map gets everyone in town searching.

Thursday, March 20

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Season 11 • Episode 9

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

Friday, March 21

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Friday, March 21

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Friday, March 21

Married With Cancer

Season 17 • Episode 1

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; Brian proposes marriage to her.

Friday, March 21

Dead Dog Walking

Season 17 • Episode 2

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go.

Friday, March 21

Vestigial Peter

Season 12 • Episode 2

Peter discovers he has a vestigial twin growing out of his neck.

Friday, March 21

Quagmire's Quagmire

Season 12 • Episode 3

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him.

Friday, March 21

A Fistful of Meg

Season 12 • Episode 4

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Friday, March 21

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Friday, March 21

Life of Brian

Season 12 • Episode 6

Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history.

Friday, March 21

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Friday, March 21

Christmas Guy

Season 12 • Episode 8

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie only wants one thing for Christmas.

Friday, March 21

Peter Problems

Season 12 • Episode 9

Peter tries to get his mojo back with the help of Quagmire and Joe.

Friday, March 21

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Friday, March 21

Brian's a Bad Father

Season 12 • Episode 11

Brian isn't focused on being a good father when his now-famous son comes to town.

Saturday, March 22

Chap Stewie

Season 12 • Episode 21

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Saturday, March 22

The Book of Joe

Season 13 • Episode 2

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author.

Saturday, March 22

Episode VI: It's a Trap

Season 9 • Episode 20

During a power outage, the Griffins perform a retelling of "Return of the Jedi."

Saturday, March 22

Mom's the Word

Season 12 • Episode 12

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal; Stewie comprehends the reality of death.

Saturday, March 22

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Saturday, March 22

Fresh Heir

Season 12 • Episode 14

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money.

Saturday, March 22

Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 • Episode 15

After he starts smoking, Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Saturday, March 22

Herpe, the Love Sore

Season 12 • Episode 16

Stewie gets an STD from Brian; Peter and the guys fight for their booth at The Drunken Clam.

Saturday, March 22

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Saturday, March 22

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Saturday, March 22

Meg Stinks!

Season 12 • Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying.

Saturday, March 22

Christmas Guy

Season 12 • Episode 8

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie only wants one thing for Christmas.

Saturday, March 22

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Sunday, March 23

Mom's the Word

Season 12 • Episode 12

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal; Stewie comprehends the reality of death.

Sunday, March 23

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Sunday, March 23

Baking Bad

Season 13 • Episode 3

Peter comes up with a way to get more customers for his and Lois' cookie store.

Sunday, March 23

Dog Is My Co-Pilot New

Season 23 • Episode 6

Brian and Quagmire go on a press tour; Chris and Stewie open a boutique pizza place.

Sunday, March 23

The D in Apartment 23

Season 16 • Episode 6

The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Sunday, March 23

The Book of Joe

Season 13 • Episode 2

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author.

Sunday, March 23

Baking Bad

Season 13 • Episode 3

Peter comes up with a way to get more customers for his and Lois' cookie store.

Sunday, March 23

The Simpsons Guy

Season 13 • Episode 1

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson.

Sunday, March 23

Turkey Guys

Season 13 • Episode 5

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving.

Monday, March 24

Turkey Guys

Season 13 • Episode 5

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving.

Monday, March 24

The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin

Season 13 • Episode 6

Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin.

Monday, March 24

Pal Stewie

Season 17 • Episode 3

Stewie is devastated to learn he isn't invited to his new age-appropriate friend's birthday party.

Monday, March 24

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Season 17 • Episode 4

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in him and Brian shrinking to a microscopic size.

Monday, March 24

The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin

Season 13 • Episode 6

Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin.

Monday, March 24

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Season 13 • Episode 7

Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history.

Monday, March 24

Our Idiot Brian

Season 13 • Episode 8

The family starts to doubt Brian's intelligence when he takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do well.

Monday, March 24

This Little Piggy

Season 13 • Episode 9

Meg is happy when she is asked to be a model but finds the job isn't what she was expecting.

Monday, March 24

Quagmire's Mom

Season 13 • Episode 10

When Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, they learn his first name is really Justin.

Monday, March 24

Encyclopedia Griffin

Season 13 • Episode 11

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency.

Monday, March 24

Stewie Is Enceinte

Season 13 • Episode 12

When Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, Stewie decides to get pregnant.

Monday, March 24

Dr. C and the Women

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts advising Peter and Lois on their relationship.

Monday, March 24

#JOLO

Season 13 • Episode 14

Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy; Joe quits his job and takes a road trip.

Monday, March 24

Once Bitten

Season 13 • Episode 15

Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

Friends of Peter G.

Season 9 • Episode 12

Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

Tuesday, March 25

German Guy

Season 9 • Episode 13

Chris' search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 25

Hot Pocket-Dial

Season 14 • Episode 7

Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter.

Tuesday, March 25

Brokeback Swanson

Season 14 • Episode 8

The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he becomes a quadriplegic.

Tuesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

Road to the North Pole

Season 9 • Episode 8

After getting the brush-off from Santa at the mall, Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 26

Take a Letter

Season 14 • Episode 17

Lois becomes a postal worker and finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling.

Wednesday, March 26

The New Adventures of Old Tom

Season 14 • Episode 18

Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; Brian pretends to be rich.

Wednesday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 27

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 27

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 27

Trading Places

Season 9 • Episode 15

When Chris and Meg trade roles with their parents, Chris goes to work and Meg runs the house.

Thursday, March 27

Tiegs for Two

Season 9 • Episode 16

Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other's former flames.

Thursday, March 27

Run, Chris, Run

Season 14 • Episode 19

When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him at the ceremony.

Thursday, March 27

Road to India

Season 14 • Episode 20

When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her.

Thursday, March 27

The Boys in the Band

Season 15 • Episode 1

Stewie and Brian form a successful children's band; Chris takes a job managing Quagmire's sex life.

Thursday, March 27

Bookie of the Year

Season 15 • Episode 2

Chris becomes a baseball pitcher; Stewie, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Brian open an Italian restaurant.

Thursday, March 27

American Gigg-olo

Season 15 • Episode 3

With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money.

Thursday, March 27

Inside Family Guy

Season 15 • Episode 4

An inside look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series.

Thursday, March 27

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

Season 15 • Episode 5

Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris.

Thursday, March 27

Hot Shots

Season 15 • Episode 6

Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie; they encourage the rest of Quahog to follow suit.

Thursday, March 27

High School English

Season 15 • Episode 7

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."

Thursday, March 27

Carter and Tricia

Season 15 • Episode 8

Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans.

Thursday, March 27

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 28

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 28

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 28

Pal Stewie

Season 17 • Episode 3

Stewie is devastated to learn he isn't invited to his new age-appropriate friend's birthday party.

Friday, March 28

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Season 17 • Episode 4

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in him and Brian shrinking to a microscopic size.

Friday, March 28

How the Griffin Stole Christmas

Season 15 • Episode 9

Peter gets power hungry when asked to be a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian crash office parties.

Friday, March 28

Passenger Fatty-Seven

Season 15 • Episode 10

Quagmire's flying abilities are put to the test when he and the guys head to San Francisco.

Friday, March 28

Gronkowsbees

Season 15 • Episode 11

Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.

Friday, March 28

Peter's Def Jam

Season 15 • Episode 12

The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo; Brian is forced to move into Stewie's bedroom.

Friday, March 28

The Finer Strings

Season 15 • Episode 13

Peter isn't good enough for the guy's string quartet; Brian becomes Carter's seeing eye dog.

Friday, March 28

The Dating Game

Season 15 • Episode 14

Peter and the gang must intervene when Quagmire gets out of control with a popular dating app.

Friday, March 28

Cop and a Half-wit

Season 15 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all of the credit.

Friday, March 28

Saturated Fat Guy

Season 15 • Episode 16

Peter starts a food truck business in an attempt to avoid the healthy food Lois forces him to eat.

Friday, March 28

Peter's Lost Youth

Season 15 • Episode 17

Lois upstages Peter at a fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home.

Friday, March 28

The Peter Principal

Season 15 • Episode 18

When Peter becomes principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with bullies.

Saturday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, March 29

Dearly Deported

Season 15 • Episode 19

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twins.

Saturday, March 29

A House Full of Peters

Season 15 • Episode 20

Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.

Saturday, March 29

Emmy-Winning Episode

Season 16 • Episode 1

Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.

Saturday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 30

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 30

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

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The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 30

Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

Season 16 • Episode 9

Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

Sunday, March 30

Dog Bites Bear

Season 16 • Episode 11

Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Sunday, March 30

Send in Stewie, Please

Season 16 • Episode 12

Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session.

Sunday, March 30

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 30

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 31

Regarding Carter

Season 17 • Episode 5

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident.

Monday, March 31

Stand by Meg

Season 17 • Episode 6

Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident; Stewie tries to create a better life for Meg.

Monday, March 31

The Woof of Wall Street

Season 16 • Episode 15

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him about the stock market; the guys look after the Drunken Clam.

Monday, March 31

"Family Guy" Through the Years

Season 16 • Episode 16

A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years.

Monday, March 31

Switch the Flip

Season 16 • Episode 17

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents.

Monday, March 31

HTTPete

Season 16 • Episode 18

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle.

Monday, March 31

The Unkindest Cut

Season 16 • Episode 19

Quagmire loses his most treasured body part; Stewie and Brian search for Mort to collect a reward.

Monday, March 31

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

Season 16 • Episode 20

Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.

Monday, March 31

Married With Cancer

Season 17 • Episode 1

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; Brian proposes marriage to her.

Monday, March 31

Dead Dog Walking

Season 17 • Episode 2

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go.

Monday, March 31

Pal Stewie

Season 17 • Episode 3

Stewie is devastated to learn he isn't invited to his new age-appropriate friend's birthday party.

Monday, March 31

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Season 17 • Episode 4

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in him and Brian shrinking to a microscopic size.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

Seahorse Seashell Party

Season 10 • Episode 2

A storm hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls; Meg loses it.

Tuesday, April 1

Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

Season 10 • Episode 3

When Quagmire ends up in the hospital, his sister comes to Quahog to nurse him back to health.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.