Family Guy

Thursday, July 25

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Thursday, July 25

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Thursday, July 25

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Thursday, July 25

80's Guy

Season 20 • Episode 4

Peter re-creates movie scenes from the '80s; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a stuck Frisbee.

Thursday, July 25

Brief Encounter

Season 20 • Episode 5

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior.

Thursday, July 25

Cootie & The Blowhard

Season 20 • Episode 6

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties.

Thursday, July 25

Peterschmidt Manor

Season 20 • Episode 7

Lois attends her childhood nanny's funeral; the family turns Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Thursday, July 25

The Birthday Bootlegger

Season 20 • Episode 8

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays.

Friday, July 26

Cool Hand Peter

Season 10 • Episode 8

When Peter and the guys take a road trip to the Deep South, they wind up in jail.

Friday, July 26

Grumpy Old Man

Season 10 • Episode 9

The family heads to Florida to check out potential retirement communities for Lois' father.

Friday, July 26

Meg and Quagmire

Season 10 • Episode 10

Quagmire gets involved with a newly 18-year-old Meg, much to Peter's dismay.

Friday, July 26

The Blind Side

Season 10 • Episode 11

Brian dates a blind girl only to find out she hates dogs; the Griffins install a new staircase.

Friday, July 26

Livin' on a Prayer

Season 10 • Episode 12

Lois takes drastic action to care for a sick boy after his parents refuse treatment.

Friday, July 26

Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

Season 10 • Episode 13

Peter tries to become a famous actor; Chris's girlfriend looks similar to a member of his family.

Friday, July 26

Be Careful What You Fish For

Season 10 • Episode 14

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

Friday, July 26

Burning Down the Bayit

Season 10 • Episode 15

Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down the pharmacy to collect the insurance money.

Friday, July 26

Killer Queen

Season 10 • Episode 16

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer.

Friday, July 26

Forget-Me-Not

Season 10 • Episode 17

Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a deserted town, with no memories.

Friday, July 26

You Can't Do That on Television, Peter

Season 10 • Episode 18

When Peter's favorite TV show is canceled, he creates and stars in his own show for children.

Friday, July 26

Mr. & Mrs. Stewie

Season 10 • Episode 19

Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire become closer.

Friday, July 26

Leggo My Meg-O

Season 10 • Episode 20

Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped.

Friday, July 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, July 26

Internal Affairs

Season 10 • Episode 23

Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand to get even with Bonnie.

Friday, July 26

Into Fat Air

Season 11 • Episode 1

In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest.

Friday, July 26

Ratings Guy

Season 11 • Episode 2

When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter starts scheming.

Friday, July 26

The Old Man and the Big `C'

Season 11 • Episode 3

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public.

Friday, July 26

Yug Ylimaf

Season 11 • Episode 4

Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse.

Friday, July 26

200 Episodes Later

Season 11 • Episode 5

The cast and crew celebrate the show's 200th episode with a behind-the-scenes look at the series.

Saturday, July 27

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

Season 20 • Episode 9

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Saturday, July 27

Christmas Crime

Season 20 • Episode 10

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

Saturday, July 27

Mister Act

Season 20 • Episode 11

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice; Stewie is attracted to Lois' masculine physique.

Saturday, July 27

The Lois Quagmire

Season 20 • Episode 12

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion.

Saturday, July 27

Lawyer Guy

Season 20 • Episode 13

Peter hires the town's new lawyer to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.

Saturday, July 27

HBO-No

Season 20 • Episode 14

The Griffins tell their own versions "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

Saturday, July 27

Hard Boiled Meg

Season 20 • Episode 15

Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

Saturday, July 27

Prescription Heroine

Season 20 • Episode 16

Lois gets hooked on painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's pingpong table.

Sunday, July 28

All About Alana

Season 20 • Episode 17

Lois' piano student comes to work for the Griffins, but Lois discovers her intentions are sinister.

Sunday, July 28

Girlfriend, Eh?

Season 20 • Episode 18

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend.

Monday, July 29

First Blood

Season 20 • Episode 19

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch.

Monday, July 29

Jersey Bore

Season 20 • Episode 20

Peter attends a business conference; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in "Romeo and Juliet."

Monday, July 29

Oscars Guy

Season 21 • Episode 1

The Griffins perform a retelling of "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."

Monday, July 29

Bend or Blockbuster

Season 21 • Episode 2

The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

Monday, July 29

A Wife-Changing Experience

Season 21 • Episode 3

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie.

Monday, July 29

The Munchurian Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 4

Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

Monday, July 29

Unzipped Code

Season 21 • Episode 5

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

Monday, July 29

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Tuesday, July 30

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.

Tuesday, July 30

Get Stewie

Season 21 • Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him.

Tuesday, July 30

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Tuesday, July 30

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Tuesday, July 30

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Tuesday, July 30

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Tuesday, July 30

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Tuesday, July 30

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Wednesday, July 31

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Wednesday, July 31

The Bird Reich

Season 21 • Episode 16

Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death.

Wednesday, July 31

A Bottle Episode

Season 21 • Episode 17

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian sell taffy.

Wednesday, July 31

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Season 21 • Episode 18

When Peter gets a job as the night watchman, he turns the brewery into an after-hours bar.

Wednesday, July 31

From Russia With Love

Season 21 • Episode 19

Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Wednesday, July 31

Adult Education

Season 21 • Episode 20

Meg gets married in Russia but returns after discovering she was used for a green card marriage.

Wednesday, July 31

Death Has a Shadow

Season 1 • Episode 1

Peter gets drunk, setting off a series of events which end at the Super Bowl.

Wednesday, July 31

I Never Met the Dead Man

Season 1 • Episode 2

Teaching Meg to drive, Peter wrecks a satellite dish; Stewie hates vegetables.

Thursday, August 1

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Season 1 • Episode 3

It's Stewie's first birthday, but Meg is at a party that is really a cult meeting.

Thursday, August 1

Mind Over Murder

Season 1 • Episode 4

Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man.

Thursday, August 1

A Hero Sits Next Door

Season 1 • Episode 5

Peter, jealous of the new neighbors, foils a bank robbery for attention.

Thursday, August 1

The Son Also Draws

Season 1 • Episode 6

Peter has to prove his American Indian heritage to win back Lois' losses at a reservation casino.

Thursday, August 1

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Season 1 • Episode 7

Brian decides to stand up for his rights when Peter enters him in a dog show.

Thursday, August 1

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Season 2 • Episode 1

When the Griffins inherit a mansion, Peter bids $10 million on a piece of art, losing his new home.

Thursday, August 1

Holy Crap

Season 2 • Episode 2

Peter's retired father moves in and drives everyone crazy with his religiosity.

Thursday, August 1

Da Boom

Season 2 • Episode 3

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

Friday, August 2

Joe's Revenge

Season 11 • Episode 6

Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt down the man who put Joe in the wheelchair.

Friday, August 2

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Season 11 • Episode 7

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle.

Friday, August 2

Friends Without Benefits

Season 11 • Episode 8

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

Friday, August 2

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Season 11 • Episode 9

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

Friday, August 2

Space Cadet

Season 11 • Episode 10

The Griffins find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.

Friday, August 2

Brian's Play

Season 11 • Episode 11

Brian loses confidence when he learns that Stewie has written a better play than he.

Saturday, August 3

Brian in Love

Season 2 • Episode 4

While Brian searches for himself, he discovers that he is in love with his best friend's wife.

Saturday, August 3

Love Thy Trophy

Season 2 • Episode 5

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes for bigger tips.

Saturday, August 3

Death Is a Bitch

Season 2 • Episode 6

Death pays Peter a visit when he claims "deceased" on insurance forms.

Saturday, August 3

The King Is Dead

Season 2 • Episode 7

Peter becomes mad with power during a production of "The King and I."

Saturday, August 3

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Season 2 • Episode 8

Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.

Saturday, August 3

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Season 2 • Episode 9

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Saturday, August 3

Running Mates

Season 2 • Episode 10

Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board.

Saturday, August 3

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks

Season 2 • Episode 11

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

Sunday, August 4

Brokeback Swanson

Season 14 • Episode 8

The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he becomes a quadriplegic.

Sunday, August 4

A Shot in the Dark

Season 14 • Episode 9

While participating in a neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

Sunday, August 4

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

Season 14 • Episode 10

Quagmire is reunited with a former lover in Korea; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead.

Sunday, August 4

The Peanut Butter Kid

Season 14 • Episode 11

Lois and Peter become crazy show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial.

Sunday, August 4

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Season 2 • Episode 12

Network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series.

Sunday, August 4

Road to Rhode Island

Season 2 • Episode 13

Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house; Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.

Monday, August 5

Let's Go to the Hop

Season 2 • Episode 14

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

Monday, August 5

Dammit Janet

Season 2 • Episode 15

Stewie develops a crush on a girl at his day-care center, while Lois becomes a flight attendant.

Monday, August 5

There's Something About Paulie

Season 2 • Episode 16

Peter gets embroiled in the affairs of a mob family after he takes a mobster's nephew to the movies.

Monday, August 5

He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Season 2 • Episode 17

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

Monday, August 5

E. Peterbus Unum

Season 2 • Episode 18

Peter declares his land a country and makes himself president.

Monday, August 5

The Story on Page 1

Season 2 • Episode 19

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

Monday, August 5

Wasted Talent

Season 2 • Episode 20

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket.

Monday, August 5

Fore, Father

Season 2 • Episode 21

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

Tuesday, August 6

The Thin White Line

Season 3 • Episode 1

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Tuesday, August 6

Brian Does Hollywood

Season 3 • Episode 2

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Tuesday, August 6

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Season 3 • Episode 3

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

Tuesday, August 6

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

Season 3 • Episode 4

Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub.

Tuesday, August 6

And the Wiener Is ...

Season 3 • Episode 5

Peter joins a gun club after feeling emasculated by Chris' physical endowment.

Tuesday, August 6

Death Lives

Season 3 • Episode 6

Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois.

Tuesday, August 6

Lethal Weapons

Season 3 • Episode 7

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

Tuesday, August 6

The Kiss Seen 'Round the World

Season 3 • Episode 8

Meg lands an intership working with the school nerd at a television station.

Wednesday, August 7

Mr. Saturday Knight

Season 3 • Episode 9

Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and falls afoul of the infamous Black Knight.

Wednesday, August 7

Fish Out of Water

Season 3 • Episode 10

Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.

Wednesday, August 7

Emission Impossible

Season 3 • Episode 11

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

Wednesday, August 7

To Love and Die in Dixie

Season 3 • Episode 12

The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town.

Wednesday, August 7

Screwed the Pooch

Season 3 • Episode 13

Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.

Wednesday, August 7

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?

Season 3 • Episode 14

Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor and embraces African-American culture.

Wednesday, August 7

Ready, Willing and Disabled

Season 3 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon.

Wednesday, August 7

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Season 3 • Episode 16

Peter accidentally gives away all the Christmas presents; Brian burns Lois' dinner.

Thursday, August 8

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Season 3 • Episode 17

A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.

Thursday, August 8

From Method to Madness

Season 3 • Episode 18

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Thursday, August 8

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Season 3 • Episode 19

Peter antagonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Thursday, August 8

Road to Europe

Season 3 • Episode 20

Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe but get stranded in Saudi Arabia.

Thursday, August 8

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1

Season 3 • Episode 21

The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers.

Thursday, August 8

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Season 3 • Episode 22

After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.

Thursday, August 8

North by North Quahog

Season 4 • Episode 1

During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite.

Thursday, August 8

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Season 4 • Episode 2

Chris falls for his new substitute teacher, who wants him to kill her husband.

Friday, August 9

Scammed Yankees

Season 14 • Episode 12

Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money.

Friday, August 9

An App a Day

Season 14 • Episode 13

After Peter overloads his cellphone with apps, he gives it to Chris, triggering a series of events.

Friday, August 9

Underage Peter

Season 14 • Episode 14

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Peter makes Brian buy his alcohol.

Friday, August 9

A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 • Episode 15

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which angers Lois; Brian helps Stewie conquer his nightmares.

Friday, August 9

A Fistful of Meg

Season 12 • Episode 4

Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Friday, August 9

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Friday, August 9

Life of Brian

Season 12 • Episode 6

Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history.

Friday, August 9

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Friday, August 9

Peter Problems

Season 12 • Episode 9

Peter tries to get his mojo back with the help of Quagmire and Joe.

Friday, August 9

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Friday, August 9

Brian's a Bad Father

Season 12 • Episode 11

Brian isn't focused on being a good father when his now-famous son comes to town.

Friday, August 9

Mom's the Word

Season 12 • Episode 12

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal; Stewie comprehends the reality of death.

Friday, August 9

Fresh Heir

Season 12 • Episode 14

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money.

Friday, August 9

Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 • Episode 15

After he starts smoking, Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Friday, August 9

Herpe, the Love Sore

Season 12 • Episode 16

Stewie gets an STD from Brian; Peter and the guys fight for their booth at The Drunken Clam.

Friday, August 9

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Friday, August 9

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Friday, August 9

He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 • Episode 20

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter.

Friday, August 9

Chap Stewie

Season 12 • Episode 21

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Friday, August 9

The Simpsons Guy

Season 13 • Episode 1

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they are greeted by a stranger named Homer Simpson.

Friday, August 9

The Simpsons Guy

Season 13 • Episode 1

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson.

Friday, August 9

The Book of Joe

Season 13 • Episode 2

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author.

Friday, August 9

Baking Bad

Season 13 • Episode 3

Peter comes up with a way to get more customers for his and Lois' cookie store.

Saturday, August 10

Blind Ambition

Season 4 • Episode 3

Peter decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

Saturday, August 10

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 4

When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated.

Saturday, August 10

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 5

Peter discovers Loretta in a compromising position after hearing screams coming from her house.

Saturday, August 10

Petarded

Season 4 • Episode 6

After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius.

Saturday, August 10

Brian the Bachelor

Season 4 • Episode 7

When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant.

Saturday, August 10

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Season 4 • Episode 8

Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy and sells Meg to pay for it.

Saturday, August 10

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 9

When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the rush.

Saturday, August 10

Model Misbehavior

Season 4 • Episode 10

Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.

Sunday, August 11

Peter's Got Woods

Season 4 • Episode 11

Brian's new relationship puts a strain on his friendship with Peter.

Sunday, August 11

Perfect Castaway

Season 4 • Episode 12

Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.