Best Lines of the Week (November 11-17): ‘They’re Sister Novelists Who Feuded Like Rappers’
Ahead of a big Thanksgiving dinner, we get to enjoy lots of new TV.
After a year of waiting, Mindy Kaling’s The Sex Lives of College Girls returned with a bang. After Kimberly (Pauline Chalamet) loses her scholarship, she tries to get creative with ways to pay for college. Meanwhile, the iconic group struggles to live a fun college life when they get banned from all parties on campus. We know we’ll definitely be binging this new season while in a food coma.
Also back for another season is Down to Earth With Zac Efron. The Netflix travel series is back for Season 2 as Zac Efron travels the world to raise awareness about the different types of sustainability from people from many various regions. The thought-provoking series is a must watch after some Thanksgiving football.
Plus, Abbott Elementary, Avenue 5, and Fox’s animated shows on Sundays continue to bring the laughs. Want to see what lines we loved this week? Keep reading to find out!
The Sex Lives of College Girls (HBO Max)
“Wait, I’ve got it. If you need extra money, you should sell feet pics on the dark web.”
— Bela (Amrit Kaur) offers Kimberly (Pauline Chalamet) a fool-proof way to get money for college.
Abbott Elementary (ABC)
“Now, hurry up and talk about your individual goals or whatever. This is cutting into my pre-happy hour hour.”
— Ava (Janelle James) cuts the staff meeting short for “personal reasons.”
The Kardashians (Hulu)
“No food, no drinks. If you have to sneeze, go in the other room.”
— Kim Kardashian issues a warning for everyone in the room to not touch iconic Marilyn Monroe artifacts.
The Walking Dead (AMC)
“Michael Mercer, you’re under arrest for treason, by order of Governor Milton. Any resistance will be met with life in prison or death.”
— Colonel Vickers (Monique Grant) arrests Michael (Michael James Shaw) for trying to oust the governor.
Yellowstone (Paramount Network)
“You got me into this, sweetheart, you’re going to get me through it.”
— John (Kevin Costner) to Beth (Kelly Reilly) after making her his chief of staff
Avenue 5 (HBO)
“They’re not sports stars. They’re sister novelists who feuded like rappers.”
— Matt (Zach Woods) fails to make popular references that include everyone.
Down to Earth With Zac Efron (Netflix)
Darin: “We just run over Mitch?”
Zac: “No, we’re not gonna run over Mitch.”
— Zac Efron and his friend Darin Olien have fun with their electric car in Australia.
Family Guy (Fox)
“Oh, I’m so beat. Me and Rupert played H&S — quicker way to say hide and seek — all night, until like 8:00 pm. I’m not even joking.”
— Stewie (Seth MacFarlane) is obsessed with his new favorite game, hide and seek.
The White Lotus (HBO)
“The last time I did edibles, I took way too many and I ended up on the floor in the fetal position.”
— Harper (Aubrey Plaza) tries to be careful while taking edibles in Italy with Daphne (Meghann Fahy).
The Simpsons (Fox)
“Duffman was there when I had my first beer at 13, and I want him to be there when I have my last beer at 54.”
— Homer (Dan Castellaneta) is outraged when Duffman loses the vote.
