Family Guy

Tuesday, February 17

A Fistful of Meg

Season 12 • Episode 4

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Tuesday, February 17

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Tuesday, February 17

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Tuesday, February 17

Christmas Guy

Season 12 • Episode 8

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie only wants one thing for Christmas.

Tuesday, February 17

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Tuesday, February 17

Mom's the Word

Season 12 • Episode 12

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal; Stewie comprehends the reality of death.

Tuesday, February 17

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Tuesday, February 17

Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 • Episode 15

After he starts smoking, Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Tuesday, February 17

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Tuesday, February 17

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Wednesday, February 18

Meg Stinks!

Season 12 • Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying.

Wednesday, February 18

He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 • Episode 20

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter.

Wednesday, February 18

Chap Stewie

Season 12 • Episode 21

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Wednesday, February 18

The Book of Joe

Season 13 • Episode 2

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author.

Wednesday, February 18

Baking Bad

Season 13 • Episode 3

Peter comes up with a way to get more customers for his and Lois' cookie store.

Wednesday, February 18

Turkey Guys

Season 13 • Episode 5

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, February 18

The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin

Season 13 • Episode 6

Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin.

Wednesday, February 18

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Season 13 • Episode 7

Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history.

Wednesday, February 18

Our Idiot Brian

Season 13 • Episode 8

The family starts to doubt Brian's intelligence when he takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do well.

Wednesday, February 18

Encyclopedia Griffin

Season 13 • Episode 11

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency.

Wednesday, February 18

Dr. C and the Women

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like.

Wednesday, February 18

#JOLO

Season 13 • Episode 14

Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls.

Wednesday, February 18

Once Bitten

Season 13 • Episode 15

Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Thursday, February 19

Roasted Guy

Season 13 • Episode 16

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends are talking about him behind his back.

Thursday, February 19

Fighting Irish

Season 13 • Episode 17

Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom.

Thursday, February 19

Take My Wife

Season 13 • Episode 18

Lois books a vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program.

Thursday, February 19

Fecal Matters

Season 19 • Episode 10

After going through flu season without getting ill, the hospital asks Peter to volunteer as a nurse.

Thursday, February 19

Boy's Best Friend

Season 19 • Episode 11

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride.

Thursday, February 19

And Then There's Fraud

Season 19 • Episode 12

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business.

Thursday, February 19

PeTerminator

Season 19 • Episode 13

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli.

Thursday, February 19

The Marrying Kind

Season 19 • Episode 14

Stewie gets a mail order bride; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Thursday, February 19

Customer of the Week

Season 19 • Episode 15

Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Thursday, February 19

Who's Brian Now?

Season 19 • Episode 16

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins.

Thursday, February 19

Young Parent Trap

Season 19 • Episode 17

Lois and Peter are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex.

Thursday, February 19

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Thursday, February 19

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Friday, February 20

Christmas Guy

Season 12 • Episode 8

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie only wants one thing for Christmas.

Friday, February 20

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Friday, February 20

Mom's the Word

Season 12 • Episode 12

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal; Stewie comprehends the reality of death.

Friday, February 20

Tales of Former Sports Glory

Season 19 • Episode 20

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments.

Friday, February 20

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Friday, February 20

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Friday, February 20

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Friday, February 20

80's Guy

Season 20 • Episode 4

Peter re-creates movie scenes from the '80s; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a stuck Frisbee.

Friday, February 20

Brief Encounter

Season 20 • Episode 5

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior.

Friday, February 20

Cootie & the Blowhard

Season 20 • Episode 6

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties.

Friday, February 20

Peterschmidt Manor

Season 20 • Episode 7

Lois attends her childhood nanny's funeral; the family turns Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Friday, February 20

The Birthday Bootlegger

Season 20 • Episode 8

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays.

Friday, February 20

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

Season 20 • Episode 9

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Saturday, February 21

Christmas Crime

Season 20 • Episode 10

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

Saturday, February 21

Mister Act

Season 20 • Episode 11

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice; Stewie is attracted to Lois' masculine physique.

Saturday, February 21

The Lois Quagmire

Season 20 • Episode 12

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion.

Saturday, February 21

Lawyer Guy

Season 20 • Episode 13

Peter hires the town's new lawyer to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.

Saturday, February 21

HBO-No

Season 20 • Episode 14

The Griffins tell their own versions "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

Saturday, February 21

Hard Boiled Meg

Season 20 • Episode 15

Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

Saturday, February 21

Prescription Heroine

Season 20 • Episode 16

Lois gets addicted to painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table.

Saturday, February 21

All About Alana

Season 20 • Episode 17

Lois' piano student comes to work for the Griffins, but Lois discovers her intentions are sinister.

Saturday, February 21

Girlfriend, Eh?

Season 20 • Episode 18

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend.

Saturday, February 21

First Blood

Season 20 • Episode 19

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch.

Sunday, February 22

Jersey Bore

Season 20 • Episode 20

Peter attends a business conference; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in "Romeo and Juliet."

Sunday, February 22

Oscars Guy

Season 21 • Episode 1

The Griffins perform a retelling of "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."

Sunday, February 22

Brian Writes a Bestseller

Season 9 • Episode 7

One of Brian's books becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager.

Sunday, February 22

Pumpkin Spice Girls New

Season 24 • Episode 2

Meg discovers the seasonal delight that is the pumpkin spice latte.

Sunday, February 22

New Kidney in Town

Season 9 • Episode 10

After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem.

Sunday, February 22

And I'm Joyce Kinney

Season 9 • Episode 11

Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor does a story on her.

Sunday, February 22

Man-Fest Destiny New

Season 24 • Episode 3

Chris and Brian perform a lobotomy on a social-media-crazed Stewie.

Sunday, February 22

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Sunday, February 22

Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 • Episode 15

After he starts smoking, Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Sunday, February 22

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Sunday, February 22

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Monday, February 23

Meg Stinks!

Season 12 • Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying.

Monday, February 23

He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 • Episode 20

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter.

Monday, February 23

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Monday, February 23

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram record.

Monday, February 23

Get Stewie

Season 21 • Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him.

Monday, February 23

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Monday, February 23

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Monday, February 23

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Monday, February 23

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Monday, February 23

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Monday, February 23

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Monday, February 23

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Tuesday, February 24

The Simpsons Guy

Season 13 • Episode 1

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson.

Tuesday, February 24

The Book of Joe

Season 13 • Episode 2

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author.

Tuesday, February 24

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Tuesday, February 24

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Season 14 • Episode 2

The guys search for Joe's estranged father; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.

Tuesday, February 24

Guy Robot

Season 14 • Episode 3

Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend.

Tuesday, February 24

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Tuesday, February 24

Peter, Chris & Brian

Season 14 • Episode 5

Peter finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.

Tuesday, February 24

Hot Pocket-Dial

Season 14 • Episode 7

Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter.

Tuesday, February 24

Brokeback Swanson

Season 14 • Episode 8

The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he becomes a quadriplegic.

Tuesday, February 24

A Shot in the Dark

Season 14 • Episode 9

While participating in a neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

Tuesday, February 24

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

Season 14 • Episode 10

Quagmire is reunited with a former lover in Korea; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead.

Tuesday, February 24

The Peanut Butter Kid

Season 14 • Episode 11

Lois and Peter become show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial.

Tuesday, February 24

Scammed Yankees

Season 14 • Episode 12

Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money.

Tuesday, February 24

An App a Day

Season 14 • Episode 13

After Peter overloads his cellphone with apps, he gives it to Chris, triggering a series of events.

Tuesday, February 24

Underage Peter

Season 14 • Episode 14

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Peter makes Brian buy his alcohol.

Tuesday, February 24

A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 • Episode 15

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which angers Lois; Brian helps Stewie conquer his nightmares.

Tuesday, February 24

The Heartbreak Dog

Season 14 • Episode 16

Chris finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community.

Tuesday, February 24

Take a Letter

Season 14 • Episode 17

Lois becomes a postal worker and finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling.

Tuesday, February 24

Mind Over Murder

Season 1 • Episode 4

Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man.

Tuesday, February 24

A Hero Sits Next Door

Season 1 • Episode 5

Peter, jealous of the new neighbors, foils a bank robbery for attention.

Tuesday, February 24

Turkey Guys

Season 13 • Episode 5

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, February 25

The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin

Season 13 • Episode 6

Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin.

Wednesday, February 25

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Season 13 • Episode 7

Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history.

Wednesday, February 25

Our Idiot Brian

Season 13 • Episode 8

The family starts to doubt Brian's intelligence when he takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do well.

Wednesday, February 25

Lois Kills Stewie

Season 6 • Episode 7

Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.

Wednesday, February 25

Road to the Multiverse

Season 8 • Episode 1

Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including one run by dogs with pet humans.

Wednesday, February 25

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Season 17 • Episode 4

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in him and Brian shrinking to a microscopic size.

Wednesday, February 25

Regarding Carter

Season 17 • Episode 5

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident.

Wednesday, February 25

Stand by Meg

Season 17 • Episode 6

Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident; Stewie tries to create a better life for Meg.

Wednesday, February 25

The Griffin Winter Games

Season 17 • Episode 7

Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Wednesday, February 25

Con Heiress

Season 17 • Episode 8

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress.

Wednesday, February 25

Pawtucket Pete

Season 17 • Episode 9

The brewery decides it needs a new mascot; Peter and Brian compete for the honor.

Wednesday, February 25

Hefty Shades of Gray

Season 17 • Episode 10

After Peter's hair turns white, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor.

Wednesday, February 25

Trump Guy

Season 17 • Episode 11

The Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House press secretary.

Wednesday, February 25

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Season 2 • Episode 8

Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.

Wednesday, February 25

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Season 2 • Episode 9

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Wednesday, February 25

Encyclopedia Griffin

Season 13 • Episode 11

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency.

Thursday, February 26

Dr. C and the Women

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like.

Thursday, February 26

#JOLO

Season 13 • Episode 14

Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls.

Thursday, February 26

Once Bitten

Season 13 • Episode 15

Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Thursday, February 26

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Season 2 • Episode 9

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Thursday, February 26

Running Mates

Season 2 • Episode 10

Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board.

Thursday, February 26

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks

Season 2 • Episode 11

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

Thursday, February 26

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Season 2 • Episode 12

Network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series.

Thursday, February 26

Road to Rhode Island

Season 2 • Episode 13

Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house; Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.

Thursday, February 26

Let's Go to the Hop

Season 2 • Episode 14

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

Thursday, February 26

Dammit Janet

Season 2 • Episode 15

Stewie develops a crush on a girl at his day-care center, while Lois becomes a flight attendant.

Thursday, February 26

There's Something About Paulie

Season 2 • Episode 16

Peter gets embroiled in the affairs of a mob family after he takes a mobster's nephew to the movies.

Thursday, February 26

He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Season 2 • Episode 17

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

Thursday, February 26

E. Peterbus Unum

Season 2 • Episode 18

Peter declares his land a country and makes himself president.

Thursday, February 26

Roasted Guy

Season 13 • Episode 16

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends are talking about him behind his back.

Friday, February 27

Fighting Irish

Season 13 • Episode 17

Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom.

Friday, February 27

Take My Wife

Season 13 • Episode 18

Lois books a vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program.

Friday, February 27

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Friday, February 27

The Story on Page 1

Season 2 • Episode 19

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

Friday, February 27

Wasted Talent

Season 2 • Episode 20

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket.

Friday, February 27

Fore, Father

Season 2 • Episode 21

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

Friday, February 27

The Thin White Line

Season 3 • Episode 1

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Friday, February 27

Brian Does Hollywood

Season 3 • Episode 2

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Friday, February 27

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Season 3 • Episode 3

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

Friday, February 27

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

Season 3 • Episode 4

Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub.

Friday, February 27

And the Wiener Is ...

Season 3 • Episode 5

Peter joins a gun club after feeling emasculated by Chris' physical endowment.

Friday, February 27

Death Lives

Season 3 • Episode 6

Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois.

Friday, February 27

Lethal Weapons

Season 3 • Episode 7

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

Saturday, February 28

The Kiss Seen 'Round the World

Season 3 • Episode 8

Meg lands an intership working with the school nerd at a television station.

Saturday, February 28

Mr. Saturday Knight

Season 3 • Episode 9

Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and falls afoul of the infamous Black Knight.

Saturday, February 28

Fish Out of Water

Season 3 • Episode 10

Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.

Saturday, February 28

Emission Impossible

Season 3 • Episode 11

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

Saturday, February 28

To Love and Die in Dixie

Season 3 • Episode 12

The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town.

Saturday, February 28

Screwed the Pooch

Season 3 • Episode 13

Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.

Saturday, February 28

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?

Season 3 • Episode 14

Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor and embraces African-American culture.

Saturday, February 28

Ready, Willing and Disabled

Season 3 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon.

Saturday, February 28

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Season 3 • Episode 16

Peter accidentally gives away all the Christmas presents; Brian burns Lois' dinner.

Saturday, February 28

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Season 3 • Episode 17

A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.

Sunday, March 1

From Method to Madness

Season 3 • Episode 18

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Sunday, March 1

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Season 3 • Episode 19

Peter antagonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Sunday, March 1

Into Fat Air

Season 11 • Episode 1

In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest.

Sunday, March 1

Bringing Up Brady New

Season 24 • Episode 4

Meg pursues an unlikely friendship with an NFL great; Stewie and Brian host a dinner party.

Sunday, March 1

The Old Man and the Big "C"

Season 11 • Episode 3

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public.

Sunday, March 1

Joe's Revenge

Season 11 • Episode 6

Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt down the man who put Joe in the wheelchair.

Sunday, March 1

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Season 11 • Episode 7

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle.

Sunday, March 1

Dear Francis New

Season 24 • Episode 5

Peter calls out the name "Francis" while making love with Lois.

Sunday, March 1

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Sunday, March 1

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Season 14 • Episode 2

The guys search for Joe's estranged father; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.

Sunday, March 1

Guy Robot

Season 14 • Episode 3

Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend.

Sunday, March 1

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Monday, March 2

Peter, Chris & Brian

Season 14 • Episode 5

Peter finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.

Monday, March 2

Hot Pocket-Dial

Season 14 • Episode 7

Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter.

Monday, March 2

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Season 4 • Episode 2

Chris falls for his new substitute teacher, who wants him to kill her husband.

Monday, March 2

Blind Ambition

Season 4 • Episode 3

Peter decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

Monday, March 2

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 4

When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated.

Monday, March 2

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 5

Peter discovers Loretta in a compromising position after hearing screams coming from her house.

Monday, March 2

Petarded

Season 4 • Episode 6

After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius.

Monday, March 2

Brian the Bachelor

Season 4 • Episode 7

When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant.

Monday, March 2

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Season 4 • Episode 8

Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy and sells Meg to pay for it.

Monday, March 2

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 9

When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the rush.

Monday, March 2

Model Misbehavior

Season 4 • Episode 10

Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.

Monday, March 2

Peter's Got Woods

Season 4 • Episode 11

Brian's new relationship puts a strain on his friendship with Peter.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

Patriot Games

Season 4 • Episode 20

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire to impress his classmates.

Tuesday, March 3

I Take Thee, Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 21

When Peter goes on a TV game show, he wins a maid for a week.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

Sibling Rivalry

Season 4 • Episode 22

After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.

Wednesday, March 4

Deep Throats

Season 4 • Episode 23

When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt.

Wednesday, March 4

Peterotica

Season 4 • Episode 24

After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

Wednesday, March 4

You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives

Season 4 • Episode 25

Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Season 4 • Episode 30

Stewie tries to destroy his rival, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.

Wednesday, March 4

Stewie Loves Lois

Season 5 • Episode 1

Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

Mother Tucker

Season 5 • Episode 2

Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Brian gets his own radio show.

Thursday, March 5

Hell Comes to Quahog

Season 5 • Episode 3

Brian and Stewie try to save the town when Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.

Thursday, March 5

Saving Private Brian

Season 5 • Episode 4

Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit.

Thursday, March 5

Whistle While Your Wife Works

Season 5 • Episode 5

When Peter's boss tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.

Thursday, March 5

Prick Up Your Ears

Season 5 • Episode 6

Lois teaches a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns Chris has some incorrect information.

Thursday, March 5

Chick Cancer

Season 5 • Episode 7

Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.

Thursday, March 5

Barely Legal

Season 5 • Episode 8

Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.

Thursday, March 5

Road to Rupert

Season 5 • Episode 9

Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Peter loses his license.

Thursday, March 5

Peter's Two Dads

Season 5 • Episode 10

Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.

Thursday, March 5

The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Season 5 • Episode 11

Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 6

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 6

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 6

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.