Family Guy

Friday, July 4

Peter's Progress

Season 7 • Episode 16

A psychic reveals that Peter had a past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson.

Friday, July 4

New Kidney in Town

Season 9 • Episode 10

After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem.

Friday, July 4

Finders Keepers

Season 12 • Episode 1

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map gets everyone in town searching.

Friday, July 4

And I'm Joyce Kinney

Season 9 • Episode 11

Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor does a story on her.

Friday, July 4

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Season 2 • Episode 1

When the Griffins inherit a mansion, Peter bids $10 million on a piece of art, losing his new home.

Friday, July 4

Friends of Peter G.

Season 9 • Episode 12

Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

Friday, July 4

Pawtucket Pat

Season 19 • Episode 8

Brian discovers that Quahog's hero took part in racist actions against Native Americans.

Friday, July 4

German Guy

Season 9 • Episode 13

Chris' search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz.

Friday, July 4

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Season 3 • Episode 3

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

Friday, July 4

The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

Season 9 • Episode 14

Meg offers to check on Joe while Bonnie is out of town; Stewie tries to become more evil.

Friday, July 4

Tea Peter

Season 10 • Episode 21

When city hall threatens to shut down Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party.

Friday, July 4

E. Peterbus Unum

Season 2 • Episode 18

Peter declares his land a country and makes himself president.

Friday, July 4

Dog Bites Bear

Season 16 • Episode 11

Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Friday, July 4

Road to Rhode Island

Season 2 • Episode 13

Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house; Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.

Friday, July 4

V Is for Mystery

Season 16 • Episode 13

Stewie and Brian embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

Friday, July 4

High School English

Season 15 • Episode 7

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."

Saturday, July 5

Veteran Guy

Season 16 • Episode 14

Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be veterans; they are forced to join the Coast Guard.

Saturday, July 5

Baby Stewie

Season 18 • Episode 15

Stewie builds a machine to allow him to remain smart forever, but it has adverse consequences.

Saturday, July 5

Start Me Up

Season 18 • Episode 16

Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at work, so his boss tells him to work from home.

Saturday, July 5

Coma Guy

Season 18 • Episode 17

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter has a car accident and falls into a coma.

Saturday, July 5

Better Off Meg

Season 18 • Episode 18

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story.

Saturday, July 5

Holly Bibble

Season 18 • Episode 19

Cooped up in a hotel room, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Saturday, July 5

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Season 18 • Episode 20

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school.

Saturday, July 5

Stewie's First Word

Season 19 • Episode 1

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; Lois tries to find out how he learned it.

Saturday, July 5

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Season 19 • Episode 2

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris.

Saturday, July 5

Boys & Squirrels

Season 19 • Episode 3

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine.

Saturday, July 5

CutawayLand

Season 19 • Episode 4

Peter and Lois set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

Saturday, July 5

La Famiglia Guy

Season 19 • Episode 5

Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter; Peter takes his role to a new level.

Saturday, July 5

Meg's Wedding

Season 19 • Episode 6

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off.

Sunday, July 6

Wild Wild West

Season 19 • Episode 7

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be.

Sunday, July 6

The First No L

Season 19 • Episode 9

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out.

Sunday, July 6

Emmy-Winning Episode

Season 16 • Episode 1

Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.

Sunday, July 6

Foxx in the Men House

Season 16 • Episode 2

Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

Sunday, July 6

Nanny Goats

Season 16 • Episode 3

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect.

Sunday, July 6

Fecal Matters

Season 19 • Episode 10

After going through flu season without getting ill, the hospital asks Peter to volunteer as a nurse.

Sunday, July 6

Boy's Best Friend

Season 19 • Episode 11

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride.

Sunday, July 6

And Then There's Fraud

Season 19 • Episode 12

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business.

Sunday, July 6

PeTerminator

Season 19 • Episode 13

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli.

Monday, July 7

The Marrying Kind

Season 19 • Episode 14

Stewie gets a mail order bride; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Monday, July 7

Customer of the Week

Season 19 • Episode 15

Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Monday, July 7

Who's Brian Now?

Season 19 • Episode 16

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins.

Monday, July 7

Young Parent Trap

Season 19 • Episode 17

Lois and Peter are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex.

Monday, July 7

Meg Goes to College

Season 19 • Episode 18

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Monday, July 7

Family Cat

Season 19 • Episode 19

Brian tries to convince the Griffins that their new adopted cat is evil.

Monday, July 7

Tales of Former Sports Glory

Season 19 • Episode 20

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments.

Monday, July 7

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Monday, July 7

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Monday, July 7

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Tuesday, July 8

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Tuesday, July 8

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Tuesday, July 8

80's Guy

Season 20 • Episode 4

Peter re-creates movie scenes from the '80s; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a stuck Frisbee.

Tuesday, July 8

Brief Encounter

Season 20 • Episode 5

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior.

Tuesday, July 8

Cootie & the Blowhard

Season 20 • Episode 6

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties.

Tuesday, July 8

Peterschmidt Manor

Season 20 • Episode 7

Lois attends her childhood nanny's funeral; the family turns Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Tuesday, July 8

The Birthday Bootlegger

Season 20 • Episode 8

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays.

Tuesday, July 8

Stewie's First Word

Season 19 • Episode 1

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; Lois tries to find out how he learned it.

Tuesday, July 8

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Season 19 • Episode 2

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris.

Tuesday, July 8

Boys & Squirrels

Season 19 • Episode 3

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine.

Tuesday, July 8

La Famiglia Guy

Season 19 • Episode 5

Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter; Peter takes his role to a new level.

Tuesday, July 8

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Tuesday, July 8

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Tuesday, July 8

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Tuesday, July 8

80's Guy

Season 20 • Episode 4

Peter re-creates movie scenes from the '80s; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a stuck Frisbee.

Tuesday, July 8

The Lois Quagmire

Season 20 • Episode 12

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion.

Tuesday, July 8

Lawyer Guy

Season 20 • Episode 13

Peter hires the town's new lawyer to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.

Tuesday, July 8

Brief Encounter

Season 20 • Episode 5

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior.

Wednesday, July 9

Cootie & the Blowhard

Season 20 • Episode 6

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties.

Wednesday, July 9

Peterschmidt Manor

Season 20 • Episode 7

Lois attends her childhood nanny's funeral; the family turns Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Wednesday, July 9

The Birthday Bootlegger

Season 20 • Episode 8

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays.

Wednesday, July 9

HBO-No

Season 20 • Episode 14

The Griffins tell their own versions "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

Wednesday, July 9

Hard Boiled Meg

Season 20 • Episode 15

Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

Wednesday, July 9

Prescription Heroine

Season 20 • Episode 16

Lois gets addicted to painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table.

Wednesday, July 9

All About Alana

Season 20 • Episode 17

Lois' piano student comes to work for the Griffins, but Lois discovers her intentions are sinister.

Wednesday, July 9

The Blind Side

Season 10 • Episode 11

Brian dates a blind girl only to find out she hates dogs; the Griffins install a new staircase.

Wednesday, July 9

Livin' on a Prayer

Season 10 • Episode 12

Lois takes drastic action to care for a sick boy after his parents refuse treatment.

Wednesday, July 9

Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

Season 10 • Episode 13

Peter tries to become a famous actor; Chris's girlfriend looks similar to a member of his family.

Wednesday, July 9

Be Careful What You Fish For

Season 10 • Episode 14

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

Wednesday, July 9

Burning Down the Bayit

Season 10 • Episode 15

Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down the pharmacy to collect the insurance money.

Wednesday, July 9

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

Season 20 • Episode 9

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Thursday, July 10

Christmas Crime

Season 20 • Episode 10

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

Thursday, July 10

Mister Act

Season 20 • Episode 11

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice; Stewie is attracted to Lois' masculine physique.

Thursday, July 10

The Lois Quagmire

Season 20 • Episode 12

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion.

Thursday, July 10

Girlfriend, Eh?

Season 20 • Episode 18

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend.

Thursday, July 10

First Blood

Season 20 • Episode 19

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch.

Thursday, July 10

Jersey Bore

Season 20 • Episode 20

Peter attends a business conference; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in "Romeo and Juliet."

Thursday, July 10

Oscars Guy

Season 21 • Episode 1

The Griffins perform a retelling of "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."

Thursday, July 10

Bend or Blockbuster

Season 21 • Episode 2

The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

Thursday, July 10

A Wife-Changing Experience

Season 21 • Episode 3

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie.

Thursday, July 10

Karenheit 451 New

Season 23 • Episode 17

Lois becomes the leader of a group of mothers who want to ban books from schools.

Thursday, July 10

Forget-Me-Not

Season 10 • Episode 17

Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a deserted town, with no memories.

Thursday, July 10

The Munchurian Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 4

Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

Thursday, July 10

Unzipped Code

Season 21 • Episode 5

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

Thursday, July 10

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Thursday, July 10

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram record.

Thursday, July 10

Stewie's First Word

Season 19 • Episode 1

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; Lois tries to find out how he learned it.

Friday, July 11

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Season 19 • Episode 2

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris.

Friday, July 11

Boys & Squirrels

Season 19 • Episode 3

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine.

Friday, July 11

La Famiglia Guy

Season 19 • Episode 5

Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter; Peter takes his role to a new level.

Friday, July 11

Get Stewie

Season 21 • Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him.

Friday, July 11

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Friday, July 11

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Friday, July 11

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Friday, July 11

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Friday, July 11

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Friday, July 11

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Friday, July 11

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Friday, July 11

Lawyer Guy

Season 20 • Episode 13

Peter hires the town's new lawyer to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.

Friday, July 11

HBO-No

Season 20 • Episode 14

The Griffins tell their own versions "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

Saturday, July 12

Hard Boiled Meg

Season 20 • Episode 15

Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

Saturday, July 12

Prescription Heroine

Season 20 • Episode 16

Lois gets addicted to painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table.

Saturday, July 12

All About Alana

Season 20 • Episode 17

Lois' piano student comes to work for the Griffins, but Lois discovers her intentions are sinister.

Saturday, July 12

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Season 21 • Episode 18

When Peter gets a job as the night watchman, he turns the brewery into an after-hours bar.

Saturday, July 12

From Russia With Love

Season 21 • Episode 19

Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Saturday, July 12

Adult Education

Season 21 • Episode 20

Meg gets married in Russia; she returns after discovering she was used for a green card marriage.

Saturday, July 12

Death Has a Shadow

Season 1 • Episode 1

Peter gets drunk, setting off a series of events which end at the Super Bowl.

Saturday, July 12

I Never Met the Dead Man

Season 1 • Episode 2

Teaching Meg to drive, Peter wrecks a satellite dish; Stewie hates vegetables.

Saturday, July 12

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Season 1 • Episode 3

It's Stewie's first birthday, but Meg is at a party that is really a cult meeting.

Saturday, July 12

Mind Over Murder

Season 1 • Episode 4

Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man.

Saturday, July 12

A Hero Sits Next Door

Season 1 • Episode 5

Peter, jealous of the new neighbors, foils a bank robbery for attention.

Saturday, July 12

The Son Also Draws

Season 1 • Episode 6

Peter has to prove his American Indian heritage to win back Lois' losses at a reservation casino.

Saturday, July 12

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Season 1 • Episode 7

Brian decides to stand up for his rights when Peter enters him in a dog show.

Saturday, July 12

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Season 2 • Episode 1

When the Griffins inherit a mansion, Peter bids $10 million on a piece of art, losing his new home.

Saturday, July 12

Holy Crap

Season 2 • Episode 2

Peter's retired father moves in and drives everyone crazy with his religiosity.

Saturday, July 12

Da Boom

Season 2 • Episode 3

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

Saturday, July 12

Brian in Love

Season 2 • Episode 4

While Brian searches for himself, he discovers that he is in love with his best friend's wife.

Saturday, July 12

Love Thy Trophy

Season 2 • Episode 5

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes for bigger tips.

Saturday, July 12

Death Is a Bitch

Season 2 • Episode 6

Death pays Peter a visit when he claims "deceased" on insurance forms.

Sunday, July 13

The King Is Dead

Season 2 • Episode 7

Peter becomes mad with power during a production of "The King and I."

Sunday, July 13

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Season 2 • Episode 8

Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.

Sunday, July 13

Three Directors

Season 16 • Episode 5

Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.

Sunday, July 13

The D in Apartment 23

Season 16 • Episode 6

The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Sunday, July 13

Petey IV

Season 16 • Episode 7

Vladimir Putin visits after Peter writes to him about an ending in the Russian version of a film.

Sunday, July 13

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Season 2 • Episode 9

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Sunday, July 13

Running Mates

Season 2 • Episode 10

Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board.

Sunday, July 13

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks

Season 2 • Episode 11

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

Sunday, July 13

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Season 2 • Episode 12

Network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series.

Monday, July 14

Road to Rhode Island

Season 2 • Episode 13

Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house; Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.

Monday, July 14

Let's Go to the Hop

Season 2 • Episode 14

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

Monday, July 14

Dammit Janet

Season 2 • Episode 15

Stewie develops a crush on a girl at his day-care center, while Lois becomes a flight attendant.

Monday, July 14

There's Something About Paulie

Season 2 • Episode 16

Peter gets embroiled in the affairs of a mob family after he takes a mobster's nephew to the movies.

Monday, July 14

He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Season 2 • Episode 17

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

Monday, July 14

E. Peterbus Unum

Season 2 • Episode 18

Peter declares his land a country and makes himself president.

Monday, July 14

The Story on Page 1

Season 2 • Episode 19

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

Monday, July 14

Wasted Talent

Season 2 • Episode 20

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket.

Monday, July 14

Fore, Father

Season 2 • Episode 21

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

Monday, July 14

The Thin White Line

Season 3 • Episode 1

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 15

Fish Out of Water

Season 3 • Episode 10

Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.

Tuesday, July 15

Emission Impossible

Season 3 • Episode 11

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

Tuesday, July 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, July 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, July 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, July 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, July 16

To Love and Die in Dixie

Season 3 • Episode 12

The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town.

Wednesday, July 16

Screwed the Pooch

Season 3 • Episode 13

Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.

Wednesday, July 16

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?

Season 3 • Episode 14

Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor and embraces African-American culture.

Wednesday, July 16

Ready, Willing and Disabled

Season 3 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon.

Wednesday, July 16

Save the Clam

Season 11 • Episode 20

Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies.

Wednesday, July 16

Farmer Guy

Season 11 • Episode 21

The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.

Wednesday, July 16

No Country Club for Old Men

Season 11 • Episode 23

The Griffins are invited to join a fancy country club, and must adjust to a new lifestyle.

Wednesday, July 16

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Season 3 • Episode 16

Peter accidentally gives away all the Christmas presents; Brian burns Lois' dinner.

Wednesday, July 16

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Season 3 • Episode 17

A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.

Thursday, July 17

From Method to Madness

Season 3 • Episode 18

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Thursday, July 17

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Season 3 • Episode 19

Peter antagonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Thursday, July 17

Road to Europe

Season 3 • Episode 20

Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe but get stranded in Saudi Arabia.

Thursday, July 17

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1

Season 3 • Episode 21

The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers.

Thursday, July 17

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Season 3 • Episode 22

After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.

Thursday, July 17

North by North Quahog

Season 4 • Episode 1

During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite.

Thursday, July 17

Twain's World New

Season 23 • Episode 18

Brian convinces Stewie to go back in time and bring Mark Twain to the present day.

Thursday, July 17

Vestigial Peter

Season 12 • Episode 2

Peter discovers he has a vestigial twin growing out of his neck.

Thursday, July 17

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Season 4 • Episode 2

Chris falls for his new substitute teacher, who wants him to kill her husband.

Thursday, July 17

Blind Ambition

Season 4 • Episode 3

Peter decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

Thursday, July 17

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 4

When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated.

Thursday, July 17

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 5

Peter discovers Loretta in a compromising position after hearing screams coming from her house.

Friday, July 18

Petarded

Season 4 • Episode 6

After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius.

Friday, July 18

Brian the Bachelor

Season 4 • Episode 7

When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant.

Friday, July 18

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Season 4 • Episode 8

Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy and sells Meg to pay for it.

Friday, July 18

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 9

When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the rush.

Friday, July 18

Model Misbehavior

Season 4 • Episode 10

Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.

Friday, July 18

Peter's Got Woods

Season 4 • Episode 11

Brian's new relationship puts a strain on his friendship with Peter.

Friday, July 18

Perfect Castaway

Season 4 • Episode 12

Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.

Friday, July 18

Jungle Love

Season 4 • Episode 13

Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual.

Friday, July 18

PTV

Season 4 • Episode 14

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

Friday, July 18

Brian Goes Back to College

Season 4 • Episode 15

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

Saturday, July 19

The Courtship of Stewie's Father

Season 4 • Episode 16

Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.

Saturday, July 19

Fat Guy Strangler

Season 4 • Episode 17

Lois learns she has a brother she has never met, so she brings him home from a mental institution.

Saturday, July 19

The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz

Season 4 • Episode 18

When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.

Saturday, July 19

Brian Sings and Swings

Season 4 • Episode 19

A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.

Saturday, July 19

Patriot Games

Season 4 • Episode 20

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire to impress his classmates.

Saturday, July 19

I Take Thee, Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 21

When Peter goes on a TV game show, he wins a maid for a week.

Saturday, July 19

Sibling Rivalry

Season 4 • Episode 22

After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.

Saturday, July 19

Deep Throats

Season 4 • Episode 23

When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt.

Saturday, July 19

Peterotica

Season 4 • Episode 24

After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

Saturday, July 19

You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives

Season 4 • Episode 25

Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage.

Saturday, July 19

Petergeist

Season 4 • Episode 26

Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard.

Saturday, July 19

Griffin Family History

Season 4 • Episode 27

Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name.

Saturday, July 19

Stewie B. Goode

Season 4 • Episode 28

Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.

Saturday, July 19

Bango Was His Name, Oh!

Season 4 • Episode 29

Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.

Sunday, July 20

Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Season 4 • Episode 30

Stewie tries to destroy his rival, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.

Sunday, July 20

Stewie Loves Lois

Season 5 • Episode 1

Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.

Sunday, July 20

Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

Season 16 • Episode 9

Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

Sunday, July 20

Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)

Season 16 • Episode 10

Brian, smitten with a show dog, enters a competition in which the winner gets to breed her.

Sunday, July 20

Dog Bites Bear

Season 16 • Episode 11

Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Sunday, July 20

Mother Tucker

Season 5 • Episode 2

Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Brian gets his own radio show.

Sunday, July 20

Hell Comes to Quahog

Season 5 • Episode 3

Brian and Stewie try to save the town when Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.

Sunday, July 20

Saving Private Brian

Season 5 • Episode 4

Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit.

Sunday, July 20

Whistle While Your Wife Works

Season 5 • Episode 5

When Peter's boss tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.

Monday, July 21

Prick Up Your Ears

Season 5 • Episode 6

Lois teaches a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns Chris has some incorrect information.

Monday, July 21

Chick Cancer

Season 5 • Episode 7

Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.

Monday, July 21

Barely Legal

Season 5 • Episode 8

Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.

Monday, July 21

Road to Rupert

Season 5 • Episode 9

Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Peter loses his license.

Monday, July 21

Peter's Two Dads

Season 5 • Episode 10

Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.

Monday, July 21

The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Season 5 • Episode 11

Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan.

Monday, July 21

Airport '07

Season 5 • Episode 12

Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day.

Monday, July 21

Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

Season 5 • Episode 13

After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they become friends.

Monday, July 21

No Meals on Wheels

Season 5 • Episode 14

The Griffins have a hard time attracting customers when they open a restaurant.

Tuesday, July 22

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 22

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 22

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 22

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 22

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 22

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 22

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, July 22

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.