Family Guy

Sunday, February 22

Brian Writes a Bestseller

Season 9 • Episode 7

One of Brian's books becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager.

Sunday, February 22

Pumpkin Spice Girls New

Season 24 • Episode 2

Meg discovers the seasonal delight that is the pumpkin spice latte.

Sunday, February 22

New Kidney in Town

Season 9 • Episode 10

After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem.

Sunday, February 22

And I'm Joyce Kinney

Season 9 • Episode 11

Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor does a story on her.

Sunday, February 22

Man-Fest Destiny New

Season 24 • Episode 3

Chris and Brian perform a lobotomy on a social-media-crazed Stewie.

Sunday, February 22

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Sunday, February 22

Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 • Episode 15

After he starts smoking, Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Sunday, February 22

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Sunday, February 22

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Monday, February 23

Meg Stinks!

Season 12 • Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying.

Monday, February 23

He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 • Episode 20

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter.

Monday, February 23

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Monday, February 23

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram record.

Monday, February 23

Get Stewie

Season 21 • Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him.

Monday, February 23

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Monday, February 23

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Monday, February 23

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Monday, February 23

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Monday, February 23

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Monday, February 23

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Monday, February 23

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Tuesday, February 24

The Simpsons Guy

Season 13 • Episode 1

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson.

Tuesday, February 24

The Book of Joe

Season 13 • Episode 2

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author.

Tuesday, February 24

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Tuesday, February 24

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Season 14 • Episode 2

The guys search for Joe's estranged father; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.

Tuesday, February 24

Guy Robot

Season 14 • Episode 3

Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend.

Tuesday, February 24

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Tuesday, February 24

Peter, Chris & Brian

Season 14 • Episode 5

Peter finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.

Tuesday, February 24

Hot Pocket-Dial

Season 14 • Episode 7

Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter.

Tuesday, February 24

Brokeback Swanson

Season 14 • Episode 8

The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he becomes a quadriplegic.

Tuesday, February 24

A Shot in the Dark

Season 14 • Episode 9

While participating in a neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

Tuesday, February 24

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

Season 14 • Episode 10

Quagmire is reunited with a former lover in Korea; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead.

Tuesday, February 24

The Peanut Butter Kid

Season 14 • Episode 11

Lois and Peter become show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial.

Tuesday, February 24

Scammed Yankees

Season 14 • Episode 12

Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money.

Tuesday, February 24

An App a Day

Season 14 • Episode 13

After Peter overloads his cellphone with apps, he gives it to Chris, triggering a series of events.

Tuesday, February 24

Underage Peter

Season 14 • Episode 14

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Peter makes Brian buy his alcohol.

Tuesday, February 24

A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 • Episode 15

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which angers Lois; Brian helps Stewie conquer his nightmares.

Tuesday, February 24

The Heartbreak Dog

Season 14 • Episode 16

Chris finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community.

Tuesday, February 24

Take a Letter

Season 14 • Episode 17

Lois becomes a postal worker and finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling.

Tuesday, February 24

Mind Over Murder

Season 1 • Episode 4

Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man.

Tuesday, February 24

A Hero Sits Next Door

Season 1 • Episode 5

Peter, jealous of the new neighbors, foils a bank robbery for attention.

Tuesday, February 24

Turkey Guys

Season 13 • Episode 5

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, February 25

The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin

Season 13 • Episode 6

Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin.

Wednesday, February 25

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Season 13 • Episode 7

Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history.

Wednesday, February 25

Our Idiot Brian

Season 13 • Episode 8

The family starts to doubt Brian's intelligence when he takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do well.

Wednesday, February 25

Lois Kills Stewie

Season 6 • Episode 7

Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.

Wednesday, February 25

Road to the Multiverse

Season 8 • Episode 1

Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including one run by dogs with pet humans.

Wednesday, February 25

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Season 17 • Episode 4

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in him and Brian shrinking to a microscopic size.

Wednesday, February 25

Regarding Carter

Season 17 • Episode 5

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident.

Wednesday, February 25

Stand by Meg

Season 17 • Episode 6

Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident; Stewie tries to create a better life for Meg.

Wednesday, February 25

The Griffin Winter Games

Season 17 • Episode 7

Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Wednesday, February 25

Con Heiress

Season 17 • Episode 8

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress.

Wednesday, February 25

Pawtucket Pete

Season 17 • Episode 9

The brewery decides it needs a new mascot; Peter and Brian compete for the honor.

Wednesday, February 25

Hefty Shades of Gray

Season 17 • Episode 10

After Peter's hair turns white, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor.

Wednesday, February 25

Trump Guy

Season 17 • Episode 11

The Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House press secretary.

Wednesday, February 25

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Season 2 • Episode 8

Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.

Wednesday, February 25

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Season 2 • Episode 9

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Wednesday, February 25

Encyclopedia Griffin

Season 13 • Episode 11

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency.

Thursday, February 26

Dr. C and the Women

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like.

Thursday, February 26

#JOLO

Season 13 • Episode 14

Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls.

Thursday, February 26

Once Bitten

Season 13 • Episode 15

Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Thursday, February 26

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Season 2 • Episode 9

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Thursday, February 26

Running Mates

Season 2 • Episode 10

Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board.

Thursday, February 26

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks

Season 2 • Episode 11

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

Thursday, February 26

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Season 2 • Episode 12

Network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series.

Thursday, February 26

Road to Rhode Island

Season 2 • Episode 13

Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house; Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.

Thursday, February 26

Let's Go to the Hop

Season 2 • Episode 14

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

Thursday, February 26

Dammit Janet

Season 2 • Episode 15

Stewie develops a crush on a girl at his day-care center, while Lois becomes a flight attendant.

Thursday, February 26

There's Something About Paulie

Season 2 • Episode 16

Peter gets embroiled in the affairs of a mob family after he takes a mobster's nephew to the movies.

Thursday, February 26

He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Season 2 • Episode 17

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

Thursday, February 26

E. Peterbus Unum

Season 2 • Episode 18

Peter declares his land a country and makes himself president.

Thursday, February 26

Roasted Guy

Season 13 • Episode 16

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends are talking about him behind his back.

Friday, February 27

Fighting Irish

Season 13 • Episode 17

Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom.

Friday, February 27

Take My Wife

Season 13 • Episode 18

Lois books a vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program.

Friday, February 27

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Friday, February 27

The Story on Page 1

Season 2 • Episode 19

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

Friday, February 27

Wasted Talent

Season 2 • Episode 20

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket.

Friday, February 27

Fore, Father

Season 2 • Episode 21

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

Friday, February 27

The Thin White Line

Season 3 • Episode 1

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Friday, February 27

Brian Does Hollywood

Season 3 • Episode 2

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Friday, February 27

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Season 3 • Episode 3

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

Friday, February 27

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

Season 3 • Episode 4

Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub.

Friday, February 27

And the Wiener Is ...

Season 3 • Episode 5

Peter joins a gun club after feeling emasculated by Chris' physical endowment.

Friday, February 27

Death Lives

Season 3 • Episode 6

Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois.

Friday, February 27

Lethal Weapons

Season 3 • Episode 7

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

Saturday, February 28

The Kiss Seen 'Round the World

Season 3 • Episode 8

Meg lands an intership working with the school nerd at a television station.

Saturday, February 28

Mr. Saturday Knight

Season 3 • Episode 9

Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and falls afoul of the infamous Black Knight.

Saturday, February 28

Fish Out of Water

Season 3 • Episode 10

Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.

Saturday, February 28

Emission Impossible

Season 3 • Episode 11

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

Saturday, February 28

To Love and Die in Dixie

Season 3 • Episode 12

The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town.

Saturday, February 28

Screwed the Pooch

Season 3 • Episode 13

Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.

Saturday, February 28

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?

Season 3 • Episode 14

Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor and embraces African-American culture.

Saturday, February 28

Ready, Willing and Disabled

Season 3 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon.

Saturday, February 28

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Season 3 • Episode 16

Peter accidentally gives away all the Christmas presents; Brian burns Lois' dinner.

Saturday, February 28

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Season 3 • Episode 17

A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.

Sunday, March 1

From Method to Madness

Season 3 • Episode 18

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Sunday, March 1

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Season 3 • Episode 19

Peter antagonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Sunday, March 1

Into Fat Air

Season 11 • Episode 1

In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest.

Sunday, March 1

Bringing Up Brady New

Season 24 • Episode 4

Meg pursues an unlikely friendship with an NFL great; Stewie and Brian host a dinner party.

Sunday, March 1

The Old Man and the Big "C"

Season 11 • Episode 3

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public.

Sunday, March 1

Joe's Revenge

Season 11 • Episode 6

Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt down the man who put Joe in the wheelchair.

Sunday, March 1

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Season 11 • Episode 7

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle.

Sunday, March 1

Dear Francis New

Season 24 • Episode 5

Peter calls out the name "Francis" while making love with Lois.

Sunday, March 1

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Sunday, March 1

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Season 14 • Episode 2

The guys search for Joe's estranged father; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.

Sunday, March 1

Guy Robot

Season 14 • Episode 3

Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend.

Sunday, March 1

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Monday, March 2

Peter, Chris & Brian

Season 14 • Episode 5

Peter finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.

Monday, March 2

Hot Pocket-Dial

Season 14 • Episode 7

Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter.

Monday, March 2

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Season 4 • Episode 2

Chris falls for his new substitute teacher, who wants him to kill her husband.

Monday, March 2

Blind Ambition

Season 4 • Episode 3

Peter decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

Monday, March 2

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 4

When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated.

Monday, March 2

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 5

Peter discovers Loretta in a compromising position after hearing screams coming from her house.

Monday, March 2

Petarded

Season 4 • Episode 6

After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius.

Monday, March 2

Brian the Bachelor

Season 4 • Episode 7

When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant.

Monday, March 2

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Season 4 • Episode 8

Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy and sells Meg to pay for it.

Monday, March 2

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 9

When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the rush.

Monday, March 2

Model Misbehavior

Season 4 • Episode 10

Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.

Monday, March 2

Peter's Got Woods

Season 4 • Episode 11

Brian's new relationship puts a strain on his friendship with Peter.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

Patriot Games

Season 4 • Episode 20

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire to impress his classmates.

Tuesday, March 3

I Take Thee, Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 21

When Peter goes on a TV game show, he wins a maid for a week.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

Sibling Rivalry

Season 4 • Episode 22

After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.

Wednesday, March 4

Deep Throats

Season 4 • Episode 23

When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt.

Wednesday, March 4

Peterotica

Season 4 • Episode 24

After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

Wednesday, March 4

You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives

Season 4 • Episode 25

Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Season 4 • Episode 30

Stewie tries to destroy his rival, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.

Wednesday, March 4

Stewie Loves Lois

Season 5 • Episode 1

Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

Mother Tucker

Season 5 • Episode 2

Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Brian gets his own radio show.

Thursday, March 5

Hell Comes to Quahog

Season 5 • Episode 3

Brian and Stewie try to save the town when Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.

Thursday, March 5

Saving Private Brian

Season 5 • Episode 4

Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit.

Thursday, March 5

Whistle While Your Wife Works

Season 5 • Episode 5

When Peter's boss tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.

Thursday, March 5

Prick Up Your Ears

Season 5 • Episode 6

Lois teaches a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns Chris has some incorrect information.

Thursday, March 5

Chick Cancer

Season 5 • Episode 7

Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.

Thursday, March 5

Barely Legal

Season 5 • Episode 8

Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.

Thursday, March 5

Road to Rupert

Season 5 • Episode 9

Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Peter loses his license.

Thursday, March 5

Peter's Two Dads

Season 5 • Episode 10

Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.

Thursday, March 5

The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Season 5 • Episode 11

Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 6

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 6

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 6

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 6

Airport '07

Season 5 • Episode 12

Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day.

Friday, March 6

Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

Season 5 • Episode 13

After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they become friends.

Friday, March 6

No Meals on Wheels

Season 5 • Episode 14

The Griffins have a hard time attracting customers when they open a restaurant.

Friday, March 6

Boys Do Cry

Season 5 • Episode 15

When the church thinks Stewie is possessed by the devil, the family goes on the run.

Friday, March 6

No Chris Left Behind

Season 5 • Episode 16

The family enrolls Chris in a boarding school; the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

Friday, March 6

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Season 5 • Episode 17

Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, but must dumb down her political views in order to win.

Friday, March 6

Meet the Quagmires

Season 5 • Episode 18

Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.

Friday, March 6

Blue Harvest

Season 6 • Episode 1

When the power goes out, Peter decides to tell his family the story of "Star Wars."

Friday, March 6

Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

Season 6 • Episode 3

Brian, Jillian and Stewie move into an apartment; Meg and Chris get jobs at a convenience store.

Saturday, March 7

Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

Season 6 • Episode 4

Joe wants to get a leg transplant after Bonnie says she is tired of being married to a disabled man.

Saturday, March 7

Stewie Kills Lois

Season 6 • Episode 6

Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois; Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.

Saturday, March 7

Lois Kills Stewie

Season 6 • Episode 7

Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.

Saturday, March 7

Padre de Familia

Season 6 • Episode 8

Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in pro-American sentiment at a parade.

Saturday, March 7

Peter's Daughter

Season 6 • Episode 9

Meg goes to the hospital in a coma and hits it off with a cute medical student when she awakens.

Saturday, March 7

McStroke

Season 6 • Episode 10

Peter has a stroke after eating too many hamburgers and vows to expose the fast- food company.

Saturday, March 7

Back to the Woods

Season 6 • Episode 11

James Woods returns and steals Peter's identity as head of household.

Saturday, March 7

Play It Again, Brian

Season 6 • Episode 12

When Brian wins a writing award, he, Lois and Peter head to Martha's Vineyard for a vacation.

Saturday, March 7

Former Life of Brian

Season 6 • Episode 13

When Brian thinks he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of an old flame.

Saturday, March 7

Long John Peter

Season 6 • Episode 14

After terrorizing the neighbors with his new pet parrot, Peter accidentally kills his beloved bird.

Sunday, March 8

Love Blactually

Season 7 • Episode 1

Brian tries to take it slow when he meets the girl of his dreams.

Sunday, March 8

I Dream of Jesus

Season 7 • Episode 2

Peter searches every record store in Quahog for his favorite song, and runs into a familiar face.

Sunday, March 8

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Sunday, March 8

Viewer DMs New

Season 24 • Episode 6

The Griffin family retells "The Lord of the Rings"; looking back at Quagmire's 1960s variety show.

Sunday, March 8

He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 • Episode 20

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter.

Sunday, March 8

The Simpsons Guy

Season 13 • Episode 1

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson.

Sunday, March 8

Scent of a Woman New

Season 24 • Episode 7

Brian discovers his nose can detect diseases and smells that someone in the house has cancer.

Sunday, March 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 9

Ocean's Three and a Half

Season 7 • Episode 7

Bonnie gives birth to a baby girl; Joe borrows money from a bookie to pay for her medical bills.

Monday, March 9

Family Gay

Season 7 • Episode 8

Peter takes part in medical experiments to make some extra money.

Monday, March 9

The Juice Is Loose

Season 7 • Episode 9

Peter cashes in an old raffle ticket and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson.

Monday, March 9

FOX-y Lady

Season 7 • Episode 10

Lois gets a job at Fox News but is fired for an expose that implicates a conservative radio host.

Monday, March 9

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Season 7 • Episode 11

The Griffin family heads to the annual "Star Trek" convention.

Monday, March 9

420

Season 7 • Episode 12

Brian launches a campaign to legalize marijuana after his arrest for drug possession.

Monday, March 9

Stew-Roids

Season 7 • Episode 13

After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe's infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym.

Monday, March 9

We Love You Conrad

Season 7 • Episode 14

Brian is distraught when he discovers that Jillian (Drew Barrymore) is getting married.

Monday, March 9

Three Kings

Season 7 • Episode 15

Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most-famous works.

Monday, March 9

Peter's Progress

Season 7 • Episode 16

A psychic reveals that Peter had a past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson.

Monday, March 9

Road to the Multiverse

Season 8 • Episode 1

Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including one run by dogs with pet humans.

Monday, March 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 11

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 11

April in Quahog

Season 8 • Episode 16

The local news announces that a black hole will destroy Earth in 24 hours.

Wednesday, March 11

Brian and Stewie

Season 8 • Episode 17

Brian and Stewie try to hatch an escape plan after they are locked in a bank vault.

Wednesday, March 11

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 11

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.