Family Guy

Saturday, March 14

Scammed Yankees

Season 14 • Episode 12

Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money.

Saturday, March 14

An App a Day

Season 14 • Episode 13

After Peter overloads his cellphone with apps, he gives it to Chris, triggering a series of events.

Saturday, March 14

Underage Peter

Season 14 • Episode 14

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Peter makes Brian buy his alcohol.

Saturday, March 14

A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 • Episode 15

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which angers Lois; Brian helps Stewie conquer his nightmares.

Saturday, March 14

The Heartbreak Dog

Season 14 • Episode 16

Chris finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community.

Sunday, March 15

Take a Letter

Season 14 • Episode 17

Lois becomes a postal worker and finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling.

Sunday, March 15

Play Time New

Season 24 • Episode 8

The Griffins spoof the stage by putting up "To Kill a Mockingbird," "The Odd Couple" and "Hamlet."

Sunday, March 15

Run, Chris, Run

Season 14 • Episode 19

When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him at the ceremony.

Sunday, March 15

Road to India

Season 14 • Episode 20

When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her.

Sunday, March 15

The Boys in the Band

Season 15 • Episode 1

Stewie and Brian form a successful children's band; Chris takes a job managing Quagmire's sex life.

Sunday, March 15

Phony Montana New

Season 24 • Episode 9

After going on a date with a Cuban-American woman, Brian inexplicably develops a Cuban accent.

Sunday, March 15

Short Cuts

Season 18 • Episode 11

Brian accidentally becomes a local hero; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes.

Sunday, March 15

Undergrounded

Season 18 • Episode 12

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him.

Sunday, March 15

Rich Old Stewie

Season 18 • Episode 13

Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

Sunday, March 15

The Movement

Season 18 • Episode 14

Peter gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel.

Monday, March 16

Start Me Up

Season 18 • Episode 16

Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at work, so his boss tells him to work from home.

Monday, March 16

Coma Guy

Season 18 • Episode 17

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter has a car accident and falls into a coma.

Monday, March 16

Be Careful What You Fish For

Season 10 • Episode 14

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

Monday, March 16

Burning Down the Bayit

Season 10 • Episode 15

Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down the pharmacy to collect the insurance money.

Monday, March 16

Killer Queen

Season 10 • Episode 16

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer.

Monday, March 16

Forget-Me-Not

Season 10 • Episode 17

Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a deserted town, with no memories.

Monday, March 16

You Can't Do That on Television, Peter

Season 10 • Episode 18

When Peter's favorite TV show is canceled, he creates and stars in his own show for children.

Monday, March 16

Mr. & Mrs. Stewie

Season 10 • Episode 19

Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire become closer.

Monday, March 16

Leggo My Meg-O

Season 10 • Episode 20

Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Brian and Stewie must save Meg.

Monday, March 16

Tea Peter

Season 10 • Episode 21

When city hall threatens to shut down Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party.

Monday, March 16

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2

Season 10 • Episode 22

Brian and Stewie respond to mail from the viewers; a British version of the Griffins.

Monday, March 16

Internal Affairs

Season 10 • Episode 23

Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand to get even with Bonnie.

Tuesday, March 17

Boys & Squirrels

Season 19 • Episode 3

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine.

Tuesday, March 17

La Famiglia Guy

Season 19 • Episode 5

Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter; Peter takes his role to a new level.

Tuesday, March 17

Meg's Wedding

Season 19 • Episode 6

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off.

Tuesday, March 17

Boys & Squirrels

Season 19 • Episode 3

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine.

Tuesday, March 17

La Famiglia Guy

Season 19 • Episode 5

Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter; Peter takes his role to a new level.

Tuesday, March 17

Meg's Wedding

Season 19 • Episode 6

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off.

Tuesday, March 17

Wild Wild West

Season 19 • Episode 7

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be.

Tuesday, March 17

Pawtucket Pat

Season 19 • Episode 8

Brian discovers that Quahog's hero took part in racist actions against Native Americans.

Tuesday, March 17

The First No L

Season 19 • Episode 9

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out.

Tuesday, March 17

Fecal Matters

Season 19 • Episode 10

After going through flu season without getting ill, the hospital asks Peter to volunteer as a nurse.

Tuesday, March 17

Boy's Best Friend

Season 19 • Episode 11

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride.

Tuesday, March 17

And Then There's Fraud

Season 19 • Episode 12

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business.

Tuesday, March 17

PeTerminator

Season 19 • Episode 13

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli.

Tuesday, March 17

The Marrying Kind

Season 19 • Episode 14

Stewie gets a mail order bride; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Tuesday, March 17

Customer of the Week

Season 19 • Episode 15

Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Tuesday, March 17

Who's Brian Now?

Season 19 • Episode 16

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins.

Tuesday, March 17

Young Parent Trap

Season 19 • Episode 17

Lois and Peter are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex.

Tuesday, March 17

Meg Goes to College

Season 19 • Episode 18

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Tuesday, March 17

Family Cat

Season 19 • Episode 19

Brian tries to convince the Griffins that their new adopted cat is evil.

Tuesday, March 17

Space Cadet

Season 11 • Episode 10

The Griffins find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.

Tuesday, March 17

Brian's Play

Season 11 • Episode 11

Brian loses confidence when he learns that Stewie has written a better play than he.

Tuesday, March 17

Wild Wild West

Season 19 • Episode 7

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be.

Wednesday, March 18

Pawtucket Pat

Season 19 • Episode 8

Brian discovers that Quahog's hero took part in racist actions against Native Americans.

Wednesday, March 18

The First No L

Season 19 • Episode 9

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out.

Wednesday, March 18

Fecal Matters

Season 19 • Episode 10

After going through flu season without getting ill, the hospital asks Peter to volunteer as a nurse.

Wednesday, March 18

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Wednesday, March 18

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Wednesday, March 18

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Wednesday, March 18

80's Guy

Season 20 • Episode 4

Peter re-creates movie scenes from the '80s; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a stuck Frisbee.

Wednesday, March 18

Brief Encounter

Season 20 • Episode 5

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior.

Wednesday, March 18

Cootie & the Blowhard

Season 20 • Episode 6

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties.

Wednesday, March 18

Peterschmidt Manor

Season 20 • Episode 7

Lois attends her childhood nanny's funeral; the family turns Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Wednesday, March 18

The Birthday Bootlegger

Season 20 • Episode 8

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays.

Wednesday, March 18

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

Season 20 • Episode 9

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Wednesday, March 18

Christmas Crime

Season 20 • Episode 10

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

Wednesday, March 18

Mister Act

Season 20 • Episode 11

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice; Stewie is attracted to Lois' masculine physique.

Wednesday, March 18

The Lois Quagmire

Season 20 • Episode 12

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion.

Wednesday, March 18

Save the Clam

Season 11 • Episode 20

Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies.

Wednesday, March 18

Farmer Guy

Season 11 • Episode 21

The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.

Wednesday, March 18

Boy's Best Friend

Season 19 • Episode 11

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride.

Thursday, March 19

And Then There's Fraud

Season 19 • Episode 12

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business.

Thursday, March 19

PeTerminator

Season 19 • Episode 13

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli.

Thursday, March 19

The Marrying Kind

Season 19 • Episode 14

Stewie gets a mail order bride; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Thursday, March 19

Roads to Vegas

Season 11 • Episode 22

Stewie's time machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a concert.

Thursday, March 19

No Country Club for Old Men

Season 11 • Episode 23

The Griffins are invited to join a fancy country club, and must adjust to a new lifestyle.

Thursday, March 19

Finders Keepers

Season 12 • Episode 1

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map gets everyone in town searching.

Thursday, March 19

Vestigial Peter

Season 12 • Episode 2

Peter discovers he has a vestigial twin growing out of his neck.

Thursday, March 19

Quagmire's Quagmire

Season 12 • Episode 3

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him.

Thursday, March 19

A Fistful of Meg

Season 12 • Episode 4

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Thursday, March 19

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Thursday, March 19

Life of Brian

Season 12 • Episode 6

Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history.

Thursday, March 19

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Thursday, March 19

Christmas Guy

Season 12 • Episode 8

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie only wants one thing for Christmas.

Thursday, March 19

Customer of the Week

Season 19 • Episode 15

Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Friday, March 20

Who's Brian Now?

Season 19 • Episode 16

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins.

Friday, March 20

Young Parent Trap

Season 19 • Episode 17

Lois and Peter are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex.

Friday, March 20

Meg Goes to College

Season 19 • Episode 18

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Friday, March 20

Peter Problems

Season 12 • Episode 9

Peter tries to get his mojo back with the help of Quagmire and Joe.

Friday, March 20

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Friday, March 20

Brian's a Bad Father

Season 12 • Episode 11

Brian isn't focused on being a good father when his now-famous son comes to town.

Friday, March 20

Mom's the Word

Season 12 • Episode 12

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal; Stewie comprehends the reality of death.

Friday, March 20

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Friday, March 20

Fresh Heir

Season 12 • Episode 14

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money.

Friday, March 20

Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 • Episode 15

After he starts smoking, Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Friday, March 20

Herpe, the Love Sore

Season 12 • Episode 16

Stewie gets an STD from Brian; Peter and the guys fight for their booth at The Drunken Clam.

Friday, March 20

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Friday, March 20

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Saturday, March 21

Meg Stinks!

Season 12 • Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying.

Saturday, March 21

He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 • Episode 20

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter.

Saturday, March 21

Chap Stewie

Season 12 • Episode 21

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Saturday, March 21

The Simpsons Guy

Season 13 • Episode 1

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson.

Saturday, March 21

Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

Season 16 • Episode 9

Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

Saturday, March 21

The Book of Joe

Season 13 • Episode 2

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author.

Saturday, March 21

Baking Bad

Season 13 • Episode 3

Peter comes up with a way to get more customers for his and Lois' cookie store.

Saturday, March 21

Brian the Closer

Season 13 • Episode 4

Brian's new career as a real estate agent causes conflict with Quagmire.

Saturday, March 21

Turkey Guys

Season 13 • Episode 5

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving.

Saturday, March 21

The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin

Season 13 • Episode 6

Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin.

Sunday, March 22

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Season 13 • Episode 7

Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history.

Sunday, March 22

Our Idiot Brian

Season 13 • Episode 8

The family starts to doubt Brian's intelligence when he takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do well.

Sunday, March 22

Send in Stewie, Please

Season 16 • Episode 12

Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session.

Sunday, March 22

V Is for Mystery

Season 16 • Episode 13

Stewie and Brian embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

Sunday, March 22

Veteran Guy

Season 16 • Episode 14

Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be veterans; they are forced to join the Coast Guard.

Sunday, March 22

The Woof of Wall Street

Season 16 • Episode 15

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him about the stock market; the guys look after the Drunken Clam.

Sunday, March 22

"Family Guy" Through the Years

Season 16 • Episode 16

A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years.

Sunday, March 22

Family Cat

Season 19 • Episode 19

Brian tries to convince the Griffins that their new adopted cat is evil.

Sunday, March 22

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Sunday, March 22

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Sunday, March 22

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Monday, March 23

80's Guy

Season 20 • Episode 4

Peter re-creates movie scenes from the '80s; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a stuck Frisbee.

Monday, March 23

Brief Encounter

Season 20 • Episode 5

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior.

Monday, March 23

Dr. C and the Women

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like.

Monday, March 23

#JOLO

Season 13 • Episode 14

Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls.

Monday, March 23

Once Bitten

Season 13 • Episode 15

Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Monday, March 23

Roasted Guy

Season 13 • Episode 16

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends are talking about him behind his back.

Monday, March 23

Fighting Irish

Season 13 • Episode 17

Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom.

Monday, March 23

Take My Wife

Season 13 • Episode 18

Lois books a vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program.

Monday, March 23

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Monday, March 23

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Season 14 • Episode 2

The guys search for Joe's estranged father; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.

Monday, March 23

Guy Robot

Season 14 • Episode 3

Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend.

Monday, March 23

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 24

An App a Day

Season 14 • Episode 13

After Peter overloads his cellphone with apps, he gives it to Chris, triggering a series of events.

Tuesday, March 24

Underage Peter

Season 14 • Episode 14

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Peter makes Brian buy his alcohol.

Tuesday, March 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 25

American Gigg-olo

Season 15 • Episode 3

With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money.

Wednesday, March 25

Inside Family Guy

Season 15 • Episode 4

An inside look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series.

Wednesday, March 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 26

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

Season 15 • Episode 5

Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris.

Thursday, March 26

Hot Shots

Season 15 • Episode 6

Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie; they encourage the rest of Quahog to follow suit.

Thursday, March 26

High School English

Season 15 • Episode 7

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."

Thursday, March 26

Carter and Tricia

Season 15 • Episode 8

Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans.

Thursday, March 26

How the Griffin Stole Christmas

Season 15 • Episode 9

Peter gets power hungry when asked to be a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian crash office parties.

Thursday, March 26

Passenger Fatty-Seven

Season 15 • Episode 10

Quagmire's flying abilities are put to the test when he and the guys head to San Francisco.

Thursday, March 26

Gronkowsbees

Season 15 • Episode 11

Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.

Thursday, March 26

Peter's Def Jam

Season 15 • Episode 12

The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo; Brian is forced to move into Stewie's bedroom.

Thursday, March 26

The Finer Strings

Season 15 • Episode 13

Peter isn't good enough for the guy's string quartet; Brian becomes Carter's seeing eye dog.

Thursday, March 26

The Dating Game

Season 15 • Episode 14

Peter and the gang must intervene when Quagmire gets out of control with a popular dating app.

Thursday, March 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 27

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 27

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 27

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, March 27

Cop and a Half-wit

Season 15 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all of the credit.

Friday, March 27

Saturated Fat Guy

Season 15 • Episode 16

Peter starts a food truck business in an attempt to avoid the healthy food Lois forces him to eat.

Friday, March 27

Peter's Lost Youth

Season 15 • Episode 17

Lois upstages Peter at a fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home.

Friday, March 27

The Peter Principal

Season 15 • Episode 18

When Peter becomes principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with bullies.

Friday, March 27

Dearly Deported

Season 15 • Episode 19

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twins.

Friday, March 27

A House Full of Peters

Season 15 • Episode 20

Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.

Friday, March 27

Emmy-Winning Episode

Season 16 • Episode 1

Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.

Friday, March 27

Foxx in the Men House

Season 16 • Episode 2

Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

Friday, March 27

Nanny Goats

Season 16 • Episode 3

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect.

Friday, March 27

Follow the Money

Season 16 • Episode 4

When Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday, he quickly loses it.

Saturday, March 28

Three Directors

Season 16 • Episode 5

Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.

Saturday, March 28

The D in Apartment 23

Season 16 • Episode 6

The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Saturday, March 28

Petey IV

Season 16 • Episode 7

Vladimir Putin visits after Peter writes to him about an ending in the Russian version of a film.

Saturday, March 28

Crimes and Meg's Demeanor

Season 16 • Episode 8

Meg takes up drinking; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

Saturday, March 28

Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

Season 16 • Episode 9

Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

Saturday, March 28

Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)

Season 16 • Episode 10

Brian, smitten with a show dog, enters a competition in which the winner gets to breed her.

Saturday, March 28

Dog Bites Bear

Season 16 • Episode 11

Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Saturday, March 28

Send in Stewie, Please

Season 16 • Episode 12

Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session.

Saturday, March 28

V Is for Mystery

Season 16 • Episode 13

Stewie and Brian embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

Saturday, March 28

Veteran Guy

Season 16 • Episode 14

Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be veterans; they are forced to join the Coast Guard.

Sunday, March 29

The Woof of Wall Street

Season 16 • Episode 15

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him about the stock market; the guys look after the Drunken Clam.

Sunday, March 29

"Family Guy" Through the Years

Season 16 • Episode 16

A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years.

Sunday, March 29

Barely Legal

Season 5 • Episode 8

Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.

Sunday, March 29

Road to Rupert

Season 5 • Episode 9

Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Peter loses his license.

Sunday, March 29

The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Season 5 • Episode 11

Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan.

Sunday, March 29

Airport '07

Season 5 • Episode 12

Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day.

Sunday, March 29

Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

Season 5 • Episode 13

After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they become friends.

Sunday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 29

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 30

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 30

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 30

Married With Cancer

Season 17 • Episode 1

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; Brian proposes marriage to her.

Monday, March 30

Dead Dog Walking

Season 17 • Episode 2

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go.

Monday, March 30

Pal Stewie

Season 17 • Episode 3

Stewie is devastated to learn he isn't invited to his new age-appropriate friend's birthday party.

Monday, March 30

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Season 17 • Episode 4

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in him and Brian shrinking to a microscopic size.

Monday, March 30

Regarding Carter

Season 17 • Episode 5

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident.

Monday, March 30

Stand by Meg

Season 17 • Episode 6

Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident; Stewie tries to create a better life for Meg.

Monday, March 30

The Griffin Winter Games

Season 17 • Episode 7

Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Monday, March 30

Con Heiress

Season 17 • Episode 8

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress.

Monday, March 30

Pawtucket Pete

Season 17 • Episode 9

The brewery decides it needs a new mascot; Peter and Brian compete for the honor.

Monday, March 30

Hefty Shades of Gray

Season 17 • Episode 10

After Peter's hair turns white, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 31

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.