Family Guy

Sunday, February 15

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Season 7 • Episode 11

The Griffin family heads to the annual "Star Trek" convention.

Sunday, February 15

420

Season 7 • Episode 12

Brian launches a campaign to legalize marijuana after his arrest for drug possession.

Sunday, February 15

Stew-Roids

Season 7 • Episode 13

After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe's infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym.

Sunday, February 15

We Love You Conrad

Season 7 • Episode 14

Brian is distraught when he discovers that Jillian (Drew Barrymore) is getting married.

Sunday, February 15

Three Kings

Season 7 • Episode 15

Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most-famous works.

Sunday, February 15

The Edible Arrangement New

Season 24 • Episode 1

Lois and Stewie finally understand each other -- thanks to Brian's edibles.

Sunday, February 15

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

Season 16 • Episode 20

Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.

Sunday, February 15

Married With Cancer

Season 17 • Episode 1

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; Brian proposes marriage to her.

Sunday, February 15

Dead Dog Walking

Season 17 • Episode 2

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go.

Sunday, February 15

PTV

Season 4 • Episode 14

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

Monday, February 16

Meet the Quagmires

Season 5 • Episode 18

Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.

Monday, February 16

Stewie Kills Lois

Season 6 • Episode 6

Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois; Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.

Monday, February 16

Adam West High

Season 17 • Episode 20

Brian runs for the open mayor's seat of Quahog; Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.

Monday, February 16

Yacht Rocky

Season 18 • Episode 1

When the brewery announces it will be firing an employee, Peter is nervous he'll be let go.

Monday, February 16

Bri-Da

Season 18 • Episode 2

Peter and his friends strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move.

Monday, February 16

Absolutely Babulous

Season 18 • Episode 3

Stewie receives a participation medal and begins to question everything he has ever won.

Monday, February 16

Disney's The Reboot

Season 18 • Episode 4

A focus group views three versions of the show's reboot, producing some feedback.

Monday, February 16

Cat Fight

Season 18 • Episode 5

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to shut down the café.

Monday, February 16

Peter & Lois' Wedding

Season 18 • Episode 6

Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

Monday, February 16

Heart Burn

Season 18 • Episode 7

The Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories.

Monday, February 16

Back to the Pilot

Season 10 • Episode 5

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Monday, February 16

Thanksgiving

Season 10 • Episode 6

Lois invites the whole gang to Thanksgiving dinner; Joe's formerly MIA son returns from Iraq.

Tuesday, February 17

Leggo My Meg-O

Season 10 • Episode 20

Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Brian and Stewie must save Meg.

Tuesday, February 17

Yug Ylimaf

Season 11 • Episode 4

Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse.

Tuesday, February 17

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Season 11 • Episode 9

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

Tuesday, February 17

Back to the Pilot

Season 10 • Episode 5

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Tuesday, February 17

Thanksgiving

Season 10 • Episode 6

Lois invites the whole gang to Thanksgiving dinner; Joe's formerly MIA son returns from Iraq.

Tuesday, February 17

Leggo My Meg-O

Season 10 • Episode 20

Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Brian and Stewie must save Meg.

Tuesday, February 17

Yug Ylimaf

Season 11 • Episode 4

Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse.

Tuesday, February 17

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Season 11 • Episode 9

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

Tuesday, February 17

Finders Keepers

Season 12 • Episode 1

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map gets everyone in town searching.

Tuesday, February 17

Vestigial Peter

Season 12 • Episode 2

Peter discovers he has a vestigial twin growing out of his neck.

Tuesday, February 17

Quagmire's Quagmire

Season 12 • Episode 3

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him.

Tuesday, February 17

A Fistful of Meg

Season 12 • Episode 4

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Tuesday, February 17

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Tuesday, February 17

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Tuesday, February 17

Christmas Guy

Season 12 • Episode 8

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie only wants one thing for Christmas.

Tuesday, February 17

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Tuesday, February 17

Mom's the Word

Season 12 • Episode 12

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal; Stewie comprehends the reality of death.

Tuesday, February 17

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Tuesday, February 17

Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 • Episode 15

After he starts smoking, Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Tuesday, February 17

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Tuesday, February 17

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Wednesday, February 18

Meg Stinks!

Season 12 • Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying.

Wednesday, February 18

He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 • Episode 20

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter.

Wednesday, February 18

Chap Stewie

Season 12 • Episode 21

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Wednesday, February 18

The Book of Joe

Season 13 • Episode 2

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author.

Wednesday, February 18

Baking Bad

Season 13 • Episode 3

Peter comes up with a way to get more customers for his and Lois' cookie store.

Wednesday, February 18

Turkey Guys

Season 13 • Episode 5

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, February 18

The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin

Season 13 • Episode 6

Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin.

Wednesday, February 18

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Season 13 • Episode 7

Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history.

Wednesday, February 18

Our Idiot Brian

Season 13 • Episode 8

The family starts to doubt Brian's intelligence when he takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do well.

Wednesday, February 18

Encyclopedia Griffin

Season 13 • Episode 11

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency.

Wednesday, February 18

Dr. C and the Women

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like.

Wednesday, February 18

#JOLO

Season 13 • Episode 14

Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls.

Wednesday, February 18

Once Bitten

Season 13 • Episode 15

Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Thursday, February 19

Roasted Guy

Season 13 • Episode 16

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends are talking about him behind his back.

Thursday, February 19

Fighting Irish

Season 13 • Episode 17

Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom.

Thursday, February 19

Take My Wife

Season 13 • Episode 18

Lois books a vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program.

Thursday, February 19

Fecal Matters

Season 19 • Episode 10

After going through flu season without getting ill, the hospital asks Peter to volunteer as a nurse.

Thursday, February 19

Boy's Best Friend

Season 19 • Episode 11

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride.

Thursday, February 19

And Then There's Fraud

Season 19 • Episode 12

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business.

Thursday, February 19

PeTerminator

Season 19 • Episode 13

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli.

Thursday, February 19

The Marrying Kind

Season 19 • Episode 14

Stewie gets a mail order bride; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Thursday, February 19

Customer of the Week

Season 19 • Episode 15

Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Thursday, February 19

Who's Brian Now?

Season 19 • Episode 16

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins.

Thursday, February 19

Young Parent Trap

Season 19 • Episode 17

Lois and Peter are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex.

Thursday, February 19

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Thursday, February 19

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Friday, February 20

Christmas Guy

Season 12 • Episode 8

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie only wants one thing for Christmas.

Friday, February 20

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Friday, February 20

Mom's the Word

Season 12 • Episode 12

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal; Stewie comprehends the reality of death.

Friday, February 20

Tales of Former Sports Glory

Season 19 • Episode 20

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments.

Friday, February 20

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Friday, February 20

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Friday, February 20

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Friday, February 20

80's Guy

Season 20 • Episode 4

Peter re-creates movie scenes from the '80s; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a stuck Frisbee.

Friday, February 20

Brief Encounter

Season 20 • Episode 5

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior.

Friday, February 20

Cootie & the Blowhard

Season 20 • Episode 6

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties.

Friday, February 20

Peterschmidt Manor

Season 20 • Episode 7

Lois attends her childhood nanny's funeral; the family turns Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Friday, February 20

The Birthday Bootlegger

Season 20 • Episode 8

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays.

Friday, February 20

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

Season 20 • Episode 9

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Saturday, February 21

Christmas Crime

Season 20 • Episode 10

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

Saturday, February 21

Mister Act

Season 20 • Episode 11

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice; Stewie is attracted to Lois' masculine physique.

Saturday, February 21

The Lois Quagmire

Season 20 • Episode 12

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion.

Saturday, February 21

Lawyer Guy

Season 20 • Episode 13

Peter hires the town's new lawyer to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.

Saturday, February 21

HBO-No

Season 20 • Episode 14

The Griffins tell their own versions "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

Saturday, February 21

Hard Boiled Meg

Season 20 • Episode 15

Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

Saturday, February 21

Prescription Heroine

Season 20 • Episode 16

Lois gets addicted to painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table.

Saturday, February 21

All About Alana

Season 20 • Episode 17

Lois' piano student comes to work for the Griffins, but Lois discovers her intentions are sinister.

Saturday, February 21

Girlfriend, Eh?

Season 20 • Episode 18

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend.

Saturday, February 21

First Blood

Season 20 • Episode 19

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch.

Sunday, February 22

Jersey Bore

Season 20 • Episode 20

Peter attends a business conference; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in "Romeo and Juliet."

Sunday, February 22

Oscars Guy

Season 21 • Episode 1

The Griffins perform a retelling of "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."

Sunday, February 22

Brian Writes a Bestseller

Season 9 • Episode 7

One of Brian's books becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager.

Sunday, February 22

Pumpkin Spice Girls New

Season 24 • Episode 2

Meg discovers the seasonal delight that is the pumpkin spice latte.

Sunday, February 22

New Kidney in Town

Season 9 • Episode 10

After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem.

Sunday, February 22

And I'm Joyce Kinney

Season 9 • Episode 11

Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor does a story on her.

Sunday, February 22

Man-Fest Destiny New

Season 24 • Episode 3

Chris and Brian perform a lobotomy on a social-media-crazed Stewie.

Sunday, February 22

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Sunday, February 22

Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 • Episode 15

After he starts smoking, Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Sunday, February 22

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Sunday, February 22

Baby Got Black

Season 12 • Episode 18

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Monday, February 23

Meg Stinks!

Season 12 • Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying.

Monday, February 23

He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 • Episode 20

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter.

Monday, February 23

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Monday, February 23

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram record.

Monday, February 23

Get Stewie

Season 21 • Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him.

Monday, February 23

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Monday, February 23

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Monday, February 23

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Monday, February 23

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Monday, February 23

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Monday, February 23

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Monday, February 23

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 24

Mind Over Murder

Season 1 • Episode 4

Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man.

Tuesday, February 24

A Hero Sits Next Door

Season 1 • Episode 5

Peter, jealous of the new neighbors, foils a bank robbery for attention.

Tuesday, February 24

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 25

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Season 2 • Episode 8

Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.

Wednesday, February 25

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Season 2 • Episode 9

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Wednesday, February 25

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, February 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, February 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, February 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, February 26

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Season 2 • Episode 9

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Thursday, February 26

Running Mates

Season 2 • Episode 10

Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board.

Thursday, February 26

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks

Season 2 • Episode 11

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

Thursday, February 26

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Season 2 • Episode 12

Network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series.

Thursday, February 26

Road to Rhode Island

Season 2 • Episode 13

Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house; Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.

Thursday, February 26

Let's Go to the Hop

Season 2 • Episode 14

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

Thursday, February 26

Dammit Janet

Season 2 • Episode 15

Stewie develops a crush on a girl at his day-care center, while Lois becomes a flight attendant.

Thursday, February 26

There's Something About Paulie

Season 2 • Episode 16

Peter gets embroiled in the affairs of a mob family after he takes a mobster's nephew to the movies.

Thursday, February 26

He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Season 2 • Episode 17

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

Thursday, February 26

E. Peterbus Unum

Season 2 • Episode 18

Peter declares his land a country and makes himself president.

Thursday, February 26

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, February 27

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, February 27

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, February 27

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, February 27

The Story on Page 1

Season 2 • Episode 19

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

Friday, February 27

Wasted Talent

Season 2 • Episode 20

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket.

Friday, February 27

Fore, Father

Season 2 • Episode 21

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

Friday, February 27

The Thin White Line

Season 3 • Episode 1

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Friday, February 27

Brian Does Hollywood

Season 3 • Episode 2

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Friday, February 27

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Season 3 • Episode 3

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

Friday, February 27

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

Season 3 • Episode 4

Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub.

Friday, February 27

And the Wiener Is ...

Season 3 • Episode 5

Peter joins a gun club after feeling emasculated by Chris' physical endowment.

Friday, February 27

Death Lives

Season 3 • Episode 6

Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois.

Friday, February 27

Lethal Weapons

Season 3 • Episode 7

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

Saturday, February 28

The Kiss Seen 'Round the World

Season 3 • Episode 8

Meg lands an intership working with the school nerd at a television station.

Saturday, February 28

Mr. Saturday Knight

Season 3 • Episode 9

Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and falls afoul of the infamous Black Knight.

Saturday, February 28

Fish Out of Water

Season 3 • Episode 10

Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.

Saturday, February 28

Emission Impossible

Season 3 • Episode 11

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

Saturday, February 28

To Love and Die in Dixie

Season 3 • Episode 12

The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town.

Saturday, February 28

Screwed the Pooch

Season 3 • Episode 13

Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.

Saturday, February 28

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?

Season 3 • Episode 14

Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor and embraces African-American culture.

Saturday, February 28

Ready, Willing and Disabled

Season 3 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon.

Saturday, February 28

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Season 3 • Episode 16

Peter accidentally gives away all the Christmas presents; Brian burns Lois' dinner.

Saturday, February 28

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Season 3 • Episode 17

A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.

Sunday, March 1

From Method to Madness

Season 3 • Episode 18

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Sunday, March 1

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Season 3 • Episode 19

Peter antagonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Sunday, March 1

Into Fat Air

Season 11 • Episode 1

In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest.

Sunday, March 1

Bringing Up Brady New

Season 24 • Episode 4

Meg pursues an unlikely friendship with an NFL great; Stewie and Brian host a dinner party.

Sunday, March 1

The Old Man and the Big "C"

Season 11 • Episode 3

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public.

Sunday, March 1

Joe's Revenge

Season 11 • Episode 6

Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt down the man who put Joe in the wheelchair.

Sunday, March 1

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Season 11 • Episode 7

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle.

Sunday, March 1

Dear Francis New

Season 24 • Episode 5

Peter calls out the name "Francis" while making love with Lois.

Sunday, March 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, March 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

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The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, March 2

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Season 4 • Episode 2

Chris falls for his new substitute teacher, who wants him to kill her husband.

Monday, March 2

Blind Ambition

Season 4 • Episode 3

Peter decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

Monday, March 2

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 4

When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated.

Monday, March 2

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 5

Peter discovers Loretta in a compromising position after hearing screams coming from her house.

Monday, March 2

Petarded

Season 4 • Episode 6

After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius.

Monday, March 2

Brian the Bachelor

Season 4 • Episode 7

When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant.

Monday, March 2

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Season 4 • Episode 8

Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy and sells Meg to pay for it.

Monday, March 2

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 9

When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the rush.

Monday, March 2

Model Misbehavior

Season 4 • Episode 10

Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.

Monday, March 2

Peter's Got Woods

Season 4 • Episode 11

Brian's new relationship puts a strain on his friendship with Peter.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, March 3

Patriot Games

Season 4 • Episode 20

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire to impress his classmates.

Tuesday, March 3

I Take Thee, Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 21

When Peter goes on a TV game show, he wins a maid for a week.

Tuesday, March 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

Sibling Rivalry

Season 4 • Episode 22

After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.

Wednesday, March 4

Deep Throats

Season 4 • Episode 23

When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt.

Wednesday, March 4

Peterotica

Season 4 • Episode 24

After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

Wednesday, March 4

You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives

Season 4 • Episode 25

Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, March 4

Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Season 4 • Episode 30

Stewie tries to destroy his rival, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.

Wednesday, March 4

Stewie Loves Lois

Season 5 • Episode 1

Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.

Wednesday, March 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, March 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.