Family Guy

Saturday, January 24

Spies Reminiscent of Us

Season 8 • Episode 3

Stewie and Brian discover that the guys who moved into Cleveland's old house are spies.

Saturday, January 24

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Season 8 • Episode 4

Brian becomes the laughingstock of the family when he starts dating an older woman.

Saturday, January 24

Hannah Banana

Season 8 • Episode 5

Stewie attends a concert of a teen superstar and discovers a surprising secret about the singer.

Saturday, January 24

Quagmire's Baby

Season 8 • Episode 6

Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby Peter finds that looks just like him.

Saturday, January 24

Jerome Is the New Black

Season 8 • Episode 7

Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland.

Saturday, January 24

Dog Gone

Season 8 • Episode 8

Brian tries to convince everyone that a dog's life should have the same value as a human's.

Saturday, January 24

Business Guy

Season 8 • Episode 9

Mr. Pewterschmidt slips into a coma that not even Dr. House can bring him out of.

Saturday, January 24

Big Man on Hippocampus

Season 8 • Episode 10

Lois tries to help jog Peter's memory after he hits his head and gets amnesia.

Saturday, January 24

Dial Meg for Murder

Season 8 • Episode 11

Brian starts tailing Meg for research when he gets a job writing about the average American girl.

Saturday, January 24

Extra-Large Medium

Season 8 • Episode 12

Lois sees a psychic after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods.

Sunday, January 25

Go Stewie Go

Season 8 • Episode 13

Stewie creates an alter ego after he learns his favorite show is only auditioning girls.

Sunday, January 25

Peter-Assment

Season 8 • Episode 14

After selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, Peter decides to become a paparazzo.

Sunday, January 25

Peter's Def Jam

Season 15 • Episode 12

The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo; Brian is forced to move into Stewie's bedroom.

Sunday, January 25

The Finer Strings

Season 15 • Episode 13

Peter isn't good enough for the guy's string quartet; Brian becomes Carter's seeing eye dog.

Sunday, January 25

The Dating Game

Season 15 • Episode 14

Peter and the gang must intervene when Quagmire gets out of control with a popular dating app.

Sunday, January 25

The Big Bang Theory

Season 9 • Episode 18

Brian and Stewie go back in time to try and stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.

Sunday, January 25

A Fistful of Meg

Season 12 • Episode 4

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Sunday, January 25

Chap Stewie

Season 12 • Episode 21

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Sunday, January 25

Trump Guy

Season 17 • Episode 11

The Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House press secretary.

Sunday, January 25

The Simpsons Guy

Season 13 • Episode 1

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson.

Sunday, January 25

Quagmire's Dad

Season 8 • Episode 19

Quagmire is stunned when his father starts to go through the change of his life.

Monday, January 26

Oscars Guy

Season 21 • Episode 1

The Griffins perform a retelling of "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."

Monday, January 26

Bend or Blockbuster

Season 21 • Episode 2

The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

Monday, January 26

A Wife-Changing Experience

Season 21 • Episode 3

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie.

Monday, January 26

The Splendid Source

Season 8 • Episode 20

Peter and the gang's search for the historical source of dirty jokes leads them to Virginia.

Monday, January 26

Something, Something, Something Dark Side, Parts 1 and 2

Season 8 • Episode 21

Peter entertains the family with a retelling of "The Empire Strikes Back."

Monday, January 26

And Then There Were Fewer

Season 9 • Episode 1

When James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, the evening turns into a murder mystery.

Monday, January 26

Dearly Deported

Season 15 • Episode 19

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twins.

Monday, January 26

Excellence in Broadcasting

Season 9 • Episode 3

Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.

Monday, January 26

Welcome Back Carter

Season 9 • Episode 4

Lois' mom demands a divorce after discovering Carter is having an affair.

Monday, January 26

Halloween on Spooner Street

Season 9 • Episode 5

Peter and Joe perform painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family and friends.

Monday, January 26

Baby, You Knock Me Out

Season 9 • Episode 6

Peter volunteers Lois to compete when he receives tickets to a boxing match.

Monday, January 26

Brian Writes a Bestseller

Season 9 • Episode 7

One of Brian's books becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager.

Tuesday, January 27

The Munchurian Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 4

Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

Tuesday, January 27

Unzipped Code

Season 21 • Episode 5

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

Tuesday, January 27

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Tuesday, January 27

Unzipped Code

Season 21 • Episode 5

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

Tuesday, January 27

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Tuesday, January 27

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram record.

Tuesday, January 27

Get Stewie

Season 21 • Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him.

Tuesday, January 27

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Tuesday, January 27

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Tuesday, January 27

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Tuesday, January 27

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Tuesday, January 27

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Tuesday, January 27

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Tuesday, January 27

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Tuesday, January 27

The Bird Reich

Season 21 • Episode 16

Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death.

Tuesday, January 27

A Bottle Episode

Season 21 • Episode 17

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian sell taffy.

Tuesday, January 27

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Season 21 • Episode 18

When Peter gets a job as the night watchman, he turns the brewery into an after-hours bar.

Tuesday, January 27

From Russia With Love

Season 21 • Episode 19

Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Tuesday, January 27

Adult Education

Season 21 • Episode 20

Meg gets married in Russia; she returns after discovering she was used for a green card marriage.

Tuesday, January 27

Tiegs for Two

Season 9 • Episode 16

Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other's former flames.

Tuesday, January 27

Brothers & Sisters

Season 9 • Episode 17

Mayor West and Lois' sister, Carol, get married and move in with the Griffins.

Tuesday, January 27

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram record.

Wednesday, January 28

Get Stewie

Season 21 • Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him.

Wednesday, January 28

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Wednesday, January 28

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Wednesday, January 28

Quagmire's Quagmire

Season 12 • Episode 3

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him.

Wednesday, January 28

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Wednesday, January 28

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Wednesday, January 28

Foreign Affairs

Season 9 • Episode 19

Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris; Peter uses unorthodox teaching methods with Chris and Meg.

Wednesday, January 28

Scammed Yankees

Season 14 • Episode 12

Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money.

Wednesday, January 28

It's a Trap!

Season 9 • Episode 20

During a power outage, the Griffins perform a retelling of "Return of the Jedi."

Wednesday, January 28

An App a Day

Season 14 • Episode 13

After Peter overloads his cellphone with apps, he gives it to Chris, triggering a series of events.

Wednesday, January 28

Crimes and Meg's Demeanor

Season 16 • Episode 8

Meg takes up drinking; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

Wednesday, January 28

A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 • Episode 15

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which angers Lois; Brian helps Stewie conquer his nightmares.

Wednesday, January 28

Lottery Fever

Season 10 • Episode 1

When Peter spends his savings on lottery tickets and ends up winning, the family struggles to cope.

Wednesday, January 28

The Heartbreak Dog

Season 14 • Episode 16

Chris finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community.

Wednesday, January 28

Seahorse Seashell Party

Season 10 • Episode 2

A storm hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls; Meg loses it.

Wednesday, January 28

Take a Letter

Season 14 • Episode 17

Lois becomes a postal worker and finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling.

Wednesday, January 28

Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

Season 10 • Episode 3

When Quagmire ends up in the hospital, his sister comes to Quahog to nurse him back to health.

Wednesday, January 28

The New Adventures of Old Tom

Season 14 • Episode 18

Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; Brian pretends to be rich.

Wednesday, January 28

Back to the Pilot

Season 10 • Episode 5

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Wednesday, January 28

Thanksgiving

Season 10 • Episode 6

Lois invites the whole gang to Thanksgiving dinner; Joe's formerly MIA son returns from Iraq.

Wednesday, January 28

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Thursday, January 29

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Thursday, January 29

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Thursday, January 29

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Thursday, January 29

Amish Guy

Season 10 • Episode 7

After the Griffins are stranded in Amish country, they end up crusading against conservative locals.

Thursday, January 29

Cool Hand Peter

Season 10 • Episode 8

When Peter and the guys take a road trip to the Deep South, they end up in jail.

Thursday, January 29

Grumpy Old Man

Season 10 • Episode 9

The family heads to Florida to check out potential retirement communities for Lois' father.

Thursday, January 29

Meg and Quagmire

Season 10 • Episode 10

Quagmire gets involved with a newly 18-year-old Meg, much to Peter's dismay.

Thursday, January 29

The Blind Side

Season 10 • Episode 11

Brian dates a blind girl only to find out she hates dogs; the Griffins install a new staircase.

Thursday, January 29

Livin' on a Prayer

Season 10 • Episode 12

Lois takes drastic action to care for a sick boy after his parents refuse treatment.

Thursday, January 29

Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

Season 10 • Episode 13

Peter tries to become a famous actor; Chris's girlfriend looks similar to a member of his family.

Thursday, January 29

Be Careful What You Fish For

Season 10 • Episode 14

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

Thursday, January 29

Burning Down the Bayit

Season 10 • Episode 15

Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down the pharmacy to collect the insurance money.

Thursday, January 29

Killer Queen

Season 10 • Episode 16

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer.

Thursday, January 29

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Friday, January 30

The Bird Reich

Season 21 • Episode 16

Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death.

Friday, January 30

A Bottle Episode

Season 21 • Episode 17

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian sell taffy.

Friday, January 30

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Season 21 • Episode 18

When Peter gets a job as the night watchman, he turns the brewery into an after-hours bar.

Friday, January 30

Forget-Me-Not

Season 10 • Episode 17

Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a deserted town, with no memories.

Friday, January 30

You Can't Do That on Television, Peter

Season 10 • Episode 18

When Peter's favorite TV show is canceled, he creates and stars in his own show for children.

Friday, January 30

Mr. & Mrs. Stewie

Season 10 • Episode 19

Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire become closer.

Friday, January 30

Leggo My Meg-O

Season 10 • Episode 20

Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Brian and Stewie must save Meg.

Friday, January 30

Tea Peter

Season 10 • Episode 21

When city hall threatens to shut down Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party.

Friday, January 30

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2

Season 10 • Episode 22

Brian and Stewie respond to mail from the viewers; a British version of the Griffins.

Friday, January 30

Internal Affairs

Season 10 • Episode 23

Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand to get even with Bonnie.

Friday, January 30

Into Fat Air

Season 11 • Episode 1

In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest.

Friday, January 30

Ratings Guy

Season 11 • Episode 2

When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter starts scheming.

Friday, January 30

The Old Man and the Big "C"

Season 11 • Episode 3

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public.

Saturday, January 31

Yug Ylimaf

Season 11 • Episode 4

Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse.

Saturday, January 31

Joe's Revenge

Season 11 • Episode 6

Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt down the man who put Joe in the wheelchair.

Saturday, January 31

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Season 11 • Episode 7

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle.

Saturday, January 31

Friends Without Benefits

Season 11 • Episode 8

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

Saturday, January 31

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Season 11 • Episode 9

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

Saturday, January 31

Space Cadet

Season 11 • Episode 10

The Griffins find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.

Saturday, January 31

Brian's Play

Season 11 • Episode 11

Brian loses confidence when he learns that Stewie has written a better play than he.

Saturday, January 31

The Giggity Wife

Season 11 • Episode 12

During a visit to Harvard, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute.

Saturday, January 31

Valentine's Day in Quahog

Season 11 • Episode 13

On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online; Brian's ex-girlfriends visit.

Saturday, January 31

Chris Cross

Season 11 • Episode 14

When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores.

Sunday, February 1

Call Girl

Season 11 • Episode 15

When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.

Sunday, February 1

Turban Cowboy

Season 11 • Episode 16

An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes a new friend.

Sunday, February 1

Con Heiress

Season 17 • Episode 8

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress.

Sunday, February 1

Pawtucket Pete

Season 17 • Episode 9

The brewery decides it needs a new mascot; Peter and Brian compete for the honor.

Sunday, February 1

Hefty Shades of Gray

Season 17 • Episode 10

After Peter's hair turns white, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor.

Sunday, February 1

From Russia With Love

Season 21 • Episode 19

Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Sunday, February 1

Adult Education

Season 21 • Episode 20

Meg gets married in Russia; she returns after discovering she was used for a green card marriage.

Sunday, February 1

Quagmire's Quagmire

Season 12 • Episode 3

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him.

Sunday, February 1

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Sunday, February 1

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Sunday, February 1

Scammed Yankees

Season 14 • Episode 12

Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money.

Monday, February 2

An App a Day

Season 14 • Episode 13

After Peter overloads his cellphone with apps, he gives it to Chris, triggering a series of events.

Monday, February 2

A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 • Episode 15

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which angers Lois; Brian helps Stewie conquer his nightmares.

Monday, February 2

Farmer Guy

Season 11 • Episode 21

The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.

Monday, February 2

Roads to Vegas

Season 11 • Episode 22

Stewie's time machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a concert.

Monday, February 2

No Country Club for Old Men

Season 11 • Episode 23

The Griffins are invited to join a fancy country club, and must adjust to a new lifestyle.

Monday, February 2

Finders Keepers

Season 12 • Episode 1

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map gets everyone in town searching.

Monday, February 2

Vestigial Peter

Season 12 • Episode 2

Peter discovers he has a vestigial twin growing out of his neck.

Monday, February 2

Quagmire's Quagmire

Season 12 • Episode 3

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him.

Monday, February 2

A Fistful of Meg

Season 12 • Episode 4

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Monday, February 2

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Monday, February 2

Life of Brian

Season 12 • Episode 6

Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history.

Monday, February 2

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 3

Herpe, the Love Sore

Season 12 • Episode 16

Stewie gets an STD from Brian; Peter and the guys fight for their booth at The Drunken Clam.

Tuesday, February 3

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 • Episode 17

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home.

Tuesday, February 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 4

Brian the Closer

Season 13 • Episode 4

Brian's new career as a real estate agent causes conflict with Quagmire.

Wednesday, February 4

Turkey Guys

Season 13 • Episode 5

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, February 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, February 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, February 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, February 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, February 5

The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin

Season 13 • Episode 6

Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin.

Thursday, February 5

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Season 13 • Episode 7

Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history.

Thursday, February 5

Our Idiot Brian

Season 13 • Episode 8

The family starts to doubt Brian's intelligence when he takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do well.

Thursday, February 5

This Little Piggy

Season 13 • Episode 9

Meg is happy when she is asked to be a model but finds the job isn't what she was expecting.

Thursday, February 5

Quagmire's Mom

Season 13 • Episode 10

When Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, they learn his first name is really Justin.

Thursday, February 5

Encyclopedia Griffin

Season 13 • Episode 11

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency.

Thursday, February 5

Stewie Is Enceinte

Season 13 • Episode 12

When Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, Stewie decides to get pregnant.

Thursday, February 5

Dr. C and the Women

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like.

Thursday, February 5

#JOLO

Season 13 • Episode 14

Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls.

Thursday, February 5

Once Bitten

Season 13 • Episode 15

Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Thursday, February 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, February 6

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, February 6

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, February 6

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, February 6

Roasted Guy

Season 13 • Episode 16

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends are talking about him behind his back.

Friday, February 6

Fighting Irish

Season 13 • Episode 17

Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom.

Friday, February 6

Take My Wife

Season 13 • Episode 18

Lois books a vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program.

Friday, February 6

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Friday, February 6

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Season 14 • Episode 2

The guys search for Joe's estranged father; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.

Friday, February 6

Guy Robot

Season 14 • Episode 3

Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend.

Friday, February 6

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Friday, February 6

Peter, Chris & Brian

Season 14 • Episode 5

Peter finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.

Friday, February 6

Peter's Sister

Season 14 • Episode 6

Peter's sister visits for Thanksgiving and acts like a bully; Brian and Stewie go on a cleanse.

Friday, February 6

Hot Pocket-Dial

Season 14 • Episode 7

Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter.

Saturday, February 7

Brokeback Swanson

Season 14 • Episode 8

The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he becomes a quadriplegic.

Saturday, February 7

A Shot in the Dark

Season 14 • Episode 9

While participating in a neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

Saturday, February 7

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

Season 14 • Episode 10

Quagmire is reunited with a former lover in Korea; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead.

Saturday, February 7

The Peanut Butter Kid

Season 14 • Episode 11

Lois and Peter become show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial.

Saturday, February 7

Scammed Yankees

Season 14 • Episode 12

Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money.

Saturday, February 7

An App a Day

Season 14 • Episode 13

After Peter overloads his cellphone with apps, he gives it to Chris, triggering a series of events.

Saturday, February 7

Underage Peter

Season 14 • Episode 14

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Peter makes Brian buy his alcohol.

Saturday, February 7

A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 • Episode 15

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which angers Lois; Brian helps Stewie conquer his nightmares.

Saturday, February 7

The Heartbreak Dog

Season 14 • Episode 16

Chris finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community.

Saturday, February 7

Take a Letter

Season 14 • Episode 17

Lois becomes a postal worker and finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling.

Sunday, February 8

The New Adventures of Old Tom

Season 14 • Episode 18

Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; Brian pretends to be rich.

Sunday, February 8

Run, Chris, Run

Season 14 • Episode 19

When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him at the ceremony.

Sunday, February 8

Barely Legal

Season 5 • Episode 8

Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.

Sunday, February 8

Love Blactually

Season 7 • Episode 1

Brian tries to take it slow when he meets the girl of his dreams.

Sunday, February 8

Valentine's Day in Quahog

Season 11 • Episode 13

On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online; Brian's ex-girlfriends visit.

Sunday, February 8

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Sunday, February 8

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

Season 15 • Episode 5

Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris.

Sunday, February 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, February 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, February 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Sunday, February 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, February 9

Inside Family Guy

Season 15 • Episode 4

An inside look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series.

Monday, February 9

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

Season 15 • Episode 5

Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris.

Monday, February 9

Hot Shots

Season 15 • Episode 6

Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie; they encourage the rest of Quahog to follow suit.

Monday, February 9

High School English

Season 15 • Episode 7

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."

Monday, February 9

Carter and Tricia

Season 15 • Episode 8

Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans.

Monday, February 9

How the Griffin Stole Christmas

Season 15 • Episode 9

Peter gets power hungry when asked to be a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian crash office parties.

Monday, February 9

Passenger Fatty-Seven

Season 15 • Episode 10

Quagmire's flying abilities are put to the test when he and the guys head to San Francisco.

Monday, February 9

Gronkowsbees

Season 15 • Episode 11

Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.

Monday, February 9

Peter's Def Jam

Season 15 • Episode 12

The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo; Brian is forced to move into Stewie's bedroom.

Monday, February 9

The Finer Strings

Season 15 • Episode 13

Peter isn't good enough for the guy's string quartet; Brian becomes Carter's seeing eye dog.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, February 10

Foxx in the Men House

Season 16 • Episode 2

Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

Tuesday, February 10

Nanny Goats

Season 16 • Episode 3

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect.

Tuesday, February 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 11

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 11

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 11

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 11

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, February 11

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.