Roseanne

Thursday, April 25

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky and her friend (Lindsay Fisher) suffer the consequences when they get drunk.

Thursday, April 25

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Thursday, April 25

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend.

Thursday, April 25

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Friday, April 26

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Friday, April 26

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, he feels left out of the decision-making process.

Friday, April 26

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Friday, April 26

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Friday, April 26

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Friday, April 26

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Friday, April 26

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Friday, April 26

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Saturday, April 27

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Saturday, April 27

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Saturday, April 27

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Saturday, April 27

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Saturday, April 27

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Saturday, April 27

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Saturday, April 27

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Saturday, April 27

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Saturday, April 27

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Saturday, April 27

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Saturday, April 27

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Saturday, April 27

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Monday, April 29

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev winds up in AA after a drunken driving arrest, but a Super Bowl party tests her resolve.

Monday, April 29

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Monday, April 29

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Monday, April 29

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Monday, April 29

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Monday, April 29

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Monday, April 29

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Monday, April 29

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Monday, April 29

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Monday, April 29

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Tuesday, April 30

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Tuesday, April 30

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Tuesday, April 30

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Tuesday, April 30

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Tuesday, April 30

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Tuesday, April 30

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Tuesday, April 30

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Tuesday, April 30

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Tuesday, April 30

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Tuesday, April 30

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Wednesday, May 1

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Wednesday, May 1

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Wednesday, May 1

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Wednesday, May 1

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Wednesday, May 1

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Wednesday, May 1

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Wednesday, May 1

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Wednesday, May 1

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Wednesday, May 1

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Wednesday, May 1

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Thursday, May 2

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Thursday, May 2

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Thursday, May 2

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Thursday, May 2

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father (Ned Beatty) announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Friday, May 3

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Friday, May 3

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Friday, May 3

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Friday, May 3

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Friday, May 3

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Friday, May 3

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Friday, May 3

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.

Friday, May 3

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Friday, May 3

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Friday, May 3

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene is spurned.

Saturday, May 4

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Saturday, May 4

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Saturday, May 4

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Saturday, May 4

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Saturday, May 4

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Saturday, May 4

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Saturday, May 4

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Saturday, May 4

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father (Ned Beatty) announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Saturday, May 4

The Wedding

Season 3 • Episode 14

Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news.

Saturday, May 4

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Saturday, May 4

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Saturday, May 4

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene is spurned.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Monday, May 6

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Monday, May 6

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Monday, May 6

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Tuesday, May 7

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Tuesday, May 7

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Tuesday, May 7

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Wednesday, May 8

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Wednesday, May 8

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Wednesday, May 8

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Thursday, May 9

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Thursday, May 9

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Thursday, May 9

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Friday, May 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 10

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Friday, May 10

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Friday, May 10

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Friday, May 10

Santa Claus

Season 4 • Episode 12

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.