Roseanne

Monday, September 15

Millions From Heaven

Season 9 • Episode 2

Lottery winners Dan and Roseanne are determined not to change.

Monday, September 15

What a Day for a Daydream

Season 9 • Episode 3

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

Monday, September 15

Honor Thy Mother

Season 9 • Episode 4

Roseanne and Jackie plan to go to an exotic spa; depressed Dan stays home.

Monday, September 15

Someday My Prince Will Come

Season 9 • Episode 5

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sees Jackie on TV and becomes infatuated with her.

Monday, September 15

Pampered to a Pulp

Season 9 • Episode 6

Roseanne and Jackie seek rest and relaxation at an exotic spa.

Monday, September 15

Satan, Darling

Season 9 • Episode 7

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

Monday, September 15

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Monday, September 15

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Monday, September 15

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Monday, September 15

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Tuesday, September 16

Halloween IV

Season 5 • Episode 7

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween.

Tuesday, September 16

Ladies Choice

Season 5 • Episode 8

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home.

Tuesday, September 16

Stand on Your Man

Season 5 • Episode 9

After a burglary attempt, Roseanne and Jackie take a self-defense course.

Tuesday, September 16

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Season 5 • Episode 10

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late from a rock concert.

Tuesday, September 16

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

Season 9 • Episode 8

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Tuesday, September 16

Roseambo

Season 9 • Episode 9

Terrorists hold the Conners captive aboard a speeding train; guest Steven Seagal.

Tuesday, September 16

Home Is Where the Afghan Is

Season 9 • Episode 10

Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

Tuesday, September 16

Mothers and Other Strangers

Season 9 • Episode 11

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

Tuesday, September 16

Home for the Holidays

Season 9 • Episode 12

Dan returns home to celebrate Christmas after visiting his mother in California.

Tuesday, September 16

Say It Ain't So

Season 9 • Episode 13

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Tuesday, September 16

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Tuesday, September 16

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Tuesday, September 16

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Tuesday, September 16

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Wednesday, September 17

Of Ice and Men

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher comes to an end.

Wednesday, September 17

No Place Like Home for the Holidays

Season 5 • Episode 12

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner.

Wednesday, September 17

Crime and Punishment

Season 5 • Episode 13

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Wednesday, September 17

War and Peace

Season 5 • Episode 14

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital.

Wednesday, September 17

Hit the Road, Jack

Season 9 • Episode 14

Roseanne assesses her marriage, as Dan prepares to return to California.

Wednesday, September 17

The War Room

Season 9 • Episode 15

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

Wednesday, September 17

Lanford's Elite

Season 9 • Episode 16

Roseanne bonds with the son of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

Wednesday, September 17

Some Enchanted Merger

Season 9 • Episode 17

Roseanne discovers a mutual attraction with Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin).

Wednesday, September 17

A Second Chance

Season 9 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

Wednesday, September 17

The Miracle

Season 9 • Episode 19

Doctors offer little hope for the survival of Darlene's premature baby.

Wednesday, September 17

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Wednesday, September 17

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Wednesday, September 17

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Wednesday, September 17

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Thursday, September 18

Lanford Daze

Season 5 • Episode 15

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a play.

Thursday, September 18

Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

Season 5 • Episode 16

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior.

Thursday, September 18

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Season 5 • Episode 17

Roseanne's cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school.

Thursday, September 18

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Season 5 • Episode 18

In Hollywood the gang sees a taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show."

Thursday, September 18

Roseanne-Feld

Season 9 • Episode 20

Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

Thursday, September 18

The Truth Be Told

Season 9 • Episode 21

Two televison programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story.

Thursday, September 18

Arsenic and Old Mom

Season 9 • Episode 22

Dan's mom arrives after just being released from a psychiatric hospital.

Thursday, September 18

Into That Good Night

Season 9 • Episode 23

Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

Thursday, September 18

Into That Good Night

Season 9 • Episode 24

The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

Thursday, September 18

Life and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 1

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Thursday, September 18

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Thursday, September 18

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Thursday, September 18

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Thursday, September 18

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Friday, September 19

It's a Boy!

Season 5 • Episode 19

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Friday, September 19

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Season 5 • Episode 20

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan.

Friday, September 19

Playing With Matches

Season 5 • Episode 21

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly.

Friday, September 19

Promises, Promises

Season 5 • Episode 22

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Friday, September 19

We're in the Money

Season 1 • Episode 2

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision.

Friday, September 19

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Season 1 • Episode 3

Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.

Friday, September 19

Language Lessons

Season 1 • Episode 4

A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.

Friday, September 19

Radio Days

Season 1 • Episode 5

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement.

Friday, September 19

Lovers' Lane

Season 1 • Episode 6

Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.

Friday, September 19

The Memory Game

Season 1 • Episode 7

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion.

Friday, September 19

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Friday, September 19

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Friday, September 19

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Friday, September 19

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Saturday, September 20

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Season 5 • Episode 23

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished.

Saturday, September 20

Tooth or Consequences

Season 5 • Episode 24

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job.

Saturday, September 20

Daughters and Other Strangers

Season 5 • Episode 25

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home.

Saturday, September 20

Two Down, One to Go

Season 6 • Episode 1

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Saturday, September 20

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

Season 6 • Episode 22

D.J. makes Roseanne feel guilty for keeping a mistaken delivery.

Saturday, September 20

Body by Jake

Season 6 • Episode 23

Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home.

Saturday, September 20

Isn't It Romantic?

Season 6 • Episode 24

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Saturday, September 20

Altar Egos

Season 6 • Episode 25

Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about marriage.

Saturday, September 20

Nine Is Enough

Season 7 • Episode 1

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark.

Saturday, September 20

Two for One

Season 7 • Episode 2

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Saturday, September 20

Snoop Davey Dave

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.

Saturday, September 20

Girl Talk

Season 7 • Episode 4

Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having problems; Roseanne steps in to solve them.

Saturday, September 20

Sleeper

Season 7 • Episode 5

David had a sexy dream about a married Conner woman; trying to figure out the who and the why.

Saturday, September 20

Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7 • Episode 6

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner.

Saturday, September 20

Follow the Son

Season 7 • Episode 7

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne has trouble loosening the apron strings; Darlene has some plans.

Saturday, September 20

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Monday, September 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 22

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Monday, September 22

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Monday, September 22

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Monday, September 22

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Tuesday, September 23

The Mommy's Curse

Season 6 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Tuesday, September 23

Party Politics

Season 6 • Episode 3

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Tuesday, September 23

A Stash From the Past

Season 6 • Episode 4

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Tuesday, September 23

Be My Baby

Season 6 • Episode 5

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Tuesday, September 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 23

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Tuesday, September 23

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Tuesday, September 23

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Tuesday, September 23

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined; Darlene gets her heart broken.

Wednesday, September 24

Halloween V

Season 6 • Episode 6

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Wednesday, September 24

Homeward Bound

Season 6 • Episode 7

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Wednesday, September 24

Guilt by Imagination

Season 6 • Episode 8

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Wednesday, September 24

Homecoming

Season 6 • Episode 9

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan.

Wednesday, September 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 24

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Wednesday, September 24

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Wednesday, September 24

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Wednesday, September 24

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Thursday, September 25

Thanksgiving '93

Season 6 • Episode 10

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Thursday, September 25

The Driver's Seat

Season 6 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Thursday, September 25

White Trash Christmas

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Thursday, September 25

Suck Up or Shut Up

Season 6 • Episode 13

To help business at the diner, Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group.

Thursday, September 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 25

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Thursday, September 25

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Thursday, September 25

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Thursday, September 25

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Friday, September 26

Busted

Season 6 • Episode 14

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Friday, September 26

David vs. Goliath

Season 6 • Episode 15

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Friday, September 26

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Season 6 • Episode 16

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Friday, September 26

Don't Make Room for Daddy

Season 6 • Episode 17

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Friday, September 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 26

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Friday, September 26

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Friday, September 26

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Friday, September 26

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Saturday, September 27

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Season 6 • Episode 18

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Saturday, September 27

Labor Day

Season 6 • Episode 19

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Saturday, September 27

Past Imperfect

Season 6 • Episode 20

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Saturday, September 27

Lies My Father Told Me

Season 6 • Episode 21

Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, October 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, October 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, October 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, October 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, October 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, October 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, October 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, October 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, October 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, October 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.