Roseanne

Friday, August 22

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Friday, August 22

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Friday, August 22

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Friday, August 22

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Friday, August 22

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Season 5 • Episode 6

Denied a loan to open a restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother.

Friday, August 22

Halloween IV

Season 5 • Episode 7

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween.

Friday, August 22

Ladies Choice

Season 5 • Episode 8

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home.

Friday, August 22

Stand on Your Man

Season 5 • Episode 9

After a burglary attempt, Roseanne and Jackie take a self-defense course.

Friday, August 22

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Season 5 • Episode 10

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late from a rock concert.

Friday, August 22

Of Ice and Men

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher comes to an end.

Saturday, August 23

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Saturday, August 23

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Saturday, August 23

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Saturday, August 23

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Saturday, August 23

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 24

Roseanne tires of being disciplinarian; the girls buy her a make-over.

Saturday, August 23

Aliens

Season 4 • Episode 25

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Saturday, August 23

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 1

Dan's motorcycle business fails; Becky mulls relocating with Mark.

Saturday, August 23

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 2

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Saturday, August 23

The Dark Ages

Season 5 • Episode 3

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Saturday, August 23

Mommy Nearest

Season 5 • Episode 4

Roseanne's mom wants to move to Lanford; Jackie dates a younger guy.

Saturday, August 23

Pretty in Black

Season 5 • Episode 5

Darlene's Sweet Sixteen birthday party; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Saturday, August 23

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Season 5 • Episode 6

Denied a loan to open a restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother.

Saturday, August 23

Halloween IV

Season 5 • Episode 7

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween.

Saturday, August 23

Ladies Choice

Season 5 • Episode 8

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home.

Saturday, August 23

Stand on Your Man

Season 5 • Episode 9

After a burglary attempt, Roseanne and Jackie take a self-defense course.

Saturday, August 23

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Season 5 • Episode 10

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late from a rock concert.

Monday, August 25

No Place Like Home for the Holidays

Season 5 • Episode 12

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner.

Monday, August 25

Crime and Punishment

Season 5 • Episode 13

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Monday, August 25

War and Peace

Season 5 • Episode 14

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital.

Monday, August 25

Lanford Daze

Season 5 • Episode 15

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a play.

Monday, August 25

Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

Season 5 • Episode 16

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior.

Monday, August 25

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Season 5 • Episode 17

Roseanne's cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school.

Tuesday, August 26

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Tuesday, August 26

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Tuesday, August 26

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Tuesday, August 26

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Tuesday, August 26

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Season 5 • Episode 18

In Hollywood the gang sees a taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show."

Tuesday, August 26

It's a Boy!

Season 5 • Episode 19

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Tuesday, August 26

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Season 5 • Episode 20

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan.

Tuesday, August 26

Playing With Matches

Season 5 • Episode 21

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly.

Tuesday, August 26

Promises, Promises

Season 5 • Episode 22

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Tuesday, August 26

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Season 5 • Episode 23

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished.

Wednesday, August 27

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Wednesday, August 27

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Wednesday, August 27

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Wednesday, August 27

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Wednesday, August 27

Tooth or Consequences

Season 5 • Episode 24

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job.

Wednesday, August 27

Daughters and Other Strangers

Season 5 • Episode 25

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home.

Wednesday, August 27

Two Down, One to Go

Season 6 • Episode 1

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Wednesday, August 27

The Mommy's Curse

Season 6 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Wednesday, August 27

Party Politics

Season 6 • Episode 3

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Wednesday, August 27

A Stash From the Past

Season 6 • Episode 4

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Thursday, August 28

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Thursday, August 28

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Thursday, August 28

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Thursday, August 28

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Thursday, August 28

Be My Baby

Season 6 • Episode 5

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Thursday, August 28

Halloween V

Season 6 • Episode 6

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Thursday, August 28

Homeward Bound

Season 6 • Episode 7

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Thursday, August 28

Guilt by Imagination

Season 6 • Episode 8

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Thursday, August 28

Homecoming

Season 6 • Episode 9

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan.

Thursday, August 28

Thanksgiving '93

Season 6 • Episode 10

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Friday, August 29

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Friday, August 29

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Friday, August 29

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Friday, August 29

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Friday, August 29

The Driver's Seat

Season 6 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Friday, August 29

White Trash Christmas

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Friday, August 29

Suck Up or Shut Up

Season 6 • Episode 13

To help business at the diner, Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group.

Friday, August 29

Busted

Season 6 • Episode 14

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Friday, August 29

David vs. Goliath

Season 6 • Episode 15

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Friday, August 29

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Season 6 • Episode 16

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Saturday, August 30

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Saturday, August 30

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Saturday, August 30

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Saturday, August 30

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Saturday, August 30

Of Ice and Men

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher comes to an end.

Saturday, August 30

No Place Like Home for the Holidays

Season 5 • Episode 12

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner.

Saturday, August 30

Crime and Punishment

Season 5 • Episode 13

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Saturday, August 30

War and Peace

Season 5 • Episode 14

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital.

Saturday, August 30

Lanford Daze

Season 5 • Episode 15

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a play.

Saturday, August 30

Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

Season 5 • Episode 16

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior.

Saturday, August 30

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Season 5 • Episode 17

Roseanne's cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school.

Saturday, August 30

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Season 5 • Episode 18

In Hollywood the gang sees a taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show."

Saturday, August 30

It's a Boy!

Season 5 • Episode 19

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Saturday, August 30

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Season 5 • Episode 20

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan.

Saturday, August 30

Playing With Matches

Season 5 • Episode 21

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly.

Saturday, August 30

Promises, Promises

Season 5 • Episode 22

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Monday, September 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 2

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined; Darlene gets her heart broken.

Tuesday, September 2

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Tuesday, September 2

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Tuesday, September 2

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Tuesday, September 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, September 2

Life and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 1

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Tuesday, September 2

We're in the Money

Season 1 • Episode 2

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision.

Tuesday, September 2

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Season 1 • Episode 3

Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.

Tuesday, September 2

Language Lessons

Season 1 • Episode 4

A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.

Wednesday, September 3

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Wednesday, September 3

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Wednesday, September 3

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Wednesday, September 3

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Wednesday, September 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, September 3

Radio Days

Season 1 • Episode 5

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement.

Wednesday, September 3

Lovers' Lane

Season 1 • Episode 6

Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.

Wednesday, September 3

The Memory Game

Season 1 • Episode 7

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion.

Wednesday, September 3

Here's to Good Friends

Season 1 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.

Thursday, September 4

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Thursday, September 4

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Thursday, September 4

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Thursday, September 4

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Thursday, September 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, September 4

Dan's Birthday Bash

Season 1 • Episode 9

Dan's birthday party gets out of hand when a drunken man picks a fight with Dan.

Thursday, September 4

Saturday

Season 1 • Episode 10

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday.

Thursday, September 4

Canoga Time

Season 1 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.

Thursday, September 4

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Season 1 • Episode 13

Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend their romantic 15th anniversary.

Friday, September 5

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Friday, September 5

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Friday, September 5

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Friday, September 5

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Friday, September 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, September 5

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Season 1 • Episode 12

Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.

Friday, September 5

Father's Day

Season 1 • Episode 14

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't.

Friday, September 5

Nightmare on Oak Street

Season 1 • Episode 15

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Friday, September 5

Mall Story

Season 1 • Episode 16

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Saturday, September 6

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Saturday, September 6

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Saturday, September 6

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Saturday, September 6

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, September 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, September 8

Becky's Choice

Season 1 • Episode 17

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip over for a dinner party.

Monday, September 8

The Slice of Life

Season 1 • Episode 18

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne and Dan anxious.

Monday, September 8

Workin' Overtime

Season 1 • Episode 19

After a two weeks of working overtime and coming home to chaos, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.

Monday, September 8

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Season 1 • Episode 20

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.