Roseanne

Wednesday, June 11

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Wednesday, June 11

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Wednesday, June 11

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Wednesday, June 11

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Wednesday, June 11

Canoga Time

Season 1 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.

Wednesday, June 11

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Season 1 • Episode 13

Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend their romantic 15th anniversary.

Wednesday, June 11

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Season 1 • Episode 12

Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.

Wednesday, June 11

Father's Day

Season 1 • Episode 14

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't.

Wednesday, June 11

Nightmare on Oak Street

Season 1 • Episode 15

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Wednesday, June 11

Mall Story

Season 1 • Episode 16

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Thursday, June 12

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Thursday, June 12

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined; Darlene gets her heart broken.

Thursday, June 12

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Thursday, June 12

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Thursday, June 12

Becky's Choice

Season 1 • Episode 17

Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.

Thursday, June 12

The Slice of Life

Season 1 • Episode 18

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne and Dan anxious.

Thursday, June 12

Workin' Overtime

Season 1 • Episode 19

The kids take advantage when Roseanne and Dan must work overtime.

Thursday, June 12

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Season 1 • Episode 20

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Thursday, June 12

Death and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 21

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan repairing the refrigerator.

Thursday, June 12

Dear Mom and Dad

Season 1 • Episode 22

An unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) creates havoc.

Friday, June 13

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Friday, June 13

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Friday, June 13

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Friday, June 13

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Friday, June 13

Let's Call It Quits

Season 1 • Episode 23

Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss (Fred Dalton Thompson) at the factory.

Friday, June 13

Inherit the Wind

Season 2 • Episode 1

Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Friday, June 13

Little Sister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.

Friday, June 13

Guilt by Disassociation

Season 2 • Episode 3

An inexperienced Roseanne has to use a computer at her new job.

Friday, June 13

Somebody Stole My Gal

Season 2 • Episode 4

Dan's lonely boss comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Friday, June 13

House of Grown-Ups

Season 2 • Episode 5

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp.

Saturday, June 14

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Saturday, June 14

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Saturday, June 14

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Saturday, June 14

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Saturday, June 14

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Saturday, June 14

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Saturday, June 14

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Saturday, June 14

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Saturday, June 14

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Saturday, June 14

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Saturday, June 14

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Saturday, June 14

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Saturday, June 14

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Saturday, June 14

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Saturday, June 14

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Saturday, June 14

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Saturday, June 14

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Season 8 • Episode 12

Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket.

Monday, June 16

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Monday, June 16

BOO!

Season 2 • Episode 7

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Monday, June 16

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Monday, June 16

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Monday, June 16

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Monday, June 16

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Tuesday, June 17

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Tuesday, June 17

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Tuesday, June 17

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Tuesday, June 17

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Tuesday, June 17

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Tuesday, June 17

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Tuesday, June 17

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Tuesday, June 17

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Tuesday, June 17

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Tuesday, June 17

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Wednesday, June 18

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Wednesday, June 18

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Wednesday, June 18

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Wednesday, June 18

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Wednesday, June 18

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Wednesday, June 18

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Wednesday, June 18

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Wednesday, June 18

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Wednesday, June 18

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Wednesday, June 18

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Thursday, June 19

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Thursday, June 19

Santa Claus

Season 4 • Episode 12

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Thursday, June 19

Bingo

Season 4 • Episode 13

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Thursday, June 19

The Bowling Show

Season 4 • Episode 14

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Thursday, June 19

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Thursday, June 19

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Thursday, June 19

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Thursday, June 19

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Thursday, June 19

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Thursday, June 19

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Friday, June 20

The Back Story

Season 4 • Episode 15

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the house.

Friday, June 20

Less Is More

Season 4 • Episode 16

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Friday, June 20

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 17

Roseanne is glad when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Friday, June 20

This Old House

Season 4 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Jackie's childhood house is slated for demolition.

Friday, June 20

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Friday, June 20

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Friday, June 20

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Friday, June 20

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Friday, June 20

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Friday, June 20

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Saturday, June 21

The Commercial Show

Season 4 • Episode 19

The neighbors move; Roseanne pitches the Conners' business on television.

Saturday, June 21

Therapy

Season 4 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie see a therapist to work out their differences.

Saturday, June 21

Lies

Season 4 • Episode 21

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Saturday, June 21

Deliverance

Season 4 • Episode 22

Dan must step in for Roseanne as Crystal's delivery-room coach.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 24

Secrets

Season 4 • Episode 23

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne.

Tuesday, June 24

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 24

Roseanne tires of being disciplinarian; the girls buy her a make-over.

Tuesday, June 24

Aliens

Season 4 • Episode 25

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Tuesday, June 24

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 1

Dan's motorcycle business fails; Becky mulls relocating with Mark.

Tuesday, June 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 25

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 2

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Wednesday, June 25

The Dark Ages

Season 5 • Episode 3

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Wednesday, June 25

Mommy Nearest

Season 5 • Episode 4

Roseanne's mom wants to move to Lanford; Jackie dates a younger guy.

Wednesday, June 25

Pretty in Black

Season 5 • Episode 5

Darlene's Sweet Sixteen birthday party; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Wednesday, June 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 26

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Season 5 • Episode 6

Denied a loan to open a restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother.

Thursday, June 26

Halloween IV

Season 5 • Episode 7

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween.

Thursday, June 26

Ladies Choice

Season 5 • Episode 8

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home.

Thursday, June 26

Stand on Your Man

Season 5 • Episode 9

After a burglary attempt, Roseanne and Jackie take a self-defense course.

Thursday, June 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 27

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Season 5 • Episode 10

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late from a rock concert.

Friday, June 27

Of Ice and Men

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher comes to an end.

Friday, June 27

No Place Like Home for the Holidays

Season 5 • Episode 12

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner.

Friday, June 27

Crime and Punishment

Season 5 • Episode 13

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Friday, June 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

War and Peace

Season 5 • Episode 14

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital.

Saturday, June 28

Lanford Daze

Season 5 • Episode 15

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a play.

Saturday, June 28

Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

Season 5 • Episode 16

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior.

Saturday, June 28

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Season 5 • Episode 17

Roseanne's cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.