South Park

Comedy Central

Series

1997

TVMA

Animated

Sitcom

Four boys — Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny — encounter bizarre and often satirical adventures in their fictional Colorado town.

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Cast & Crew

Trey Parker Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Mr. Mackey/Stephen Abootman/Phillip

Matt Stone Kyle Broflovski/Craig Tucker/Butters/Terrance

Trey Parker Executive Producer

Matt Stone Executive Producer

Anne Garefino Executive Producer

Trey Parker Writer

Trey Parker Director

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1997– Series 28 Seasons386 Episodes

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The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.

Thursday, February 12

1:30 AM

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Season 11 • Episode 1

South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.

Thursday, February 12

2:00 AM

Le Petit Tourette

Season 11 • Episode 8

Cartman is drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants due to Tourette's.

Thursday, February 12

2:30 AM

The Ring

Season 13 • Episode 1

Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.

Thursday, February 12

3:00 AM

The Coon

Season 13 • Episode 2

A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.

Thursday, February 12

3:30 AM

Margaritaville

Season 13 • Episode 3

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

Thursday, February 12

4:00 AM

Eat, Pray, Queef

Season 13 • Episode 4

Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.

Thursday, February 12

4:30 AM

Fishsticks

Season 13 • Episode 5

The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.

Thursday, February 12

5:00 AM

Pinewood Derby

Season 13 • Episode 6

Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.

Thursday, February 12

5:30 AM

Fatbeard

Season 13 • Episode 7

Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.

Thursday, February 12

6:00 AM

Dead Celebrities

Season 13 • Episode 8

Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.

Thursday, February 12

6:30 AM

Butters' Bottom Bitch

Season 13 • Episode 9

Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.

Thursday, February 12

7:00 AM

W.T.F.

Season 13 • Episode 10

The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.

Thursday, February 12

7:30 AM

Whale W...

Season 13 • Episode 11

Stan's aquarium trip is ruined when the Japanese begin killing dolphins and whales.

Thursday, February 12

8:00 AM

The F Word

Season 13 • Episode 12

Obnoxious motorcycle riders are disrupting everyone in South Park.

Thursday, February 12

8:30 AM

Dances with Smurfs

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

Thursday, February 12

9:00 AM

Pee

Season 13 • Episode 14

Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

Thursday, February 12

9:30 AM

Sexual Healing

Season 14 • Episode 1

Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.

Thursday, February 12

10:00 AM

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

Season 14 • Episode 2

The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.

Thursday, February 12

10:30 AM

Medicinal Fried Chicken

Season 14 • Episode 3

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down and a medicinal marijuana store moves in.

Thursday, February 12

11:00 AM

You Have 0 Friends

Season 14 • Episode 4

Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.

Thursday, February 12

11:30 AM

Crippled Summer

Season 14 • Episode 7

Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.

Thursday, February 12

12:00 PM

Poor and Stupid

Season 14 • Episode 8

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

Thursday, February 12

12:30 PM

It's a Jersey Thing

Season 14 • Episode 9

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand.

Thursday, February 12

1:00 PM

Insheeption

Season 14 • Episode 10

Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to useless possessions.

Thursday, February 12

1:30 PM

Crème Fraiche

Season 14 • Episode 14

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Friday, February 13

1:30 AM

HumancentiPad

Season 15 • Episode 1

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

Friday, February 13

2:00 AM

Funnybot

Season 15 • Episode 2

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

Friday, February 13

2:30 AM

Royal Pudding

Season 15 • Episode 3

Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.

Friday, February 13

3:00 AM

T.M.I.

Season 15 • Episode 4

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.

Friday, February 13

3:30 AM

Crack Baby Athletic Association

Season 15 • Episode 5

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

Friday, February 13

4:00 AM

City Sushi

Season 15 • Episode 6

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

Friday, February 13

4:30 AM

You're Getting Old

Season 15 • Episode 7

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday.

Friday, February 13

5:00 AM

Ass Burgers

Season 15 • Episode 8

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

Friday, February 13

5:30 AM

The Last of the Meheecans

Season 15 • Episode 9

An innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

Friday, February 13

8:00 AM

Bass to Mouth

Season 15 • Episode 10

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

Friday, February 13

8:30 AM

Broadway Bro Down

Season 15 • Episode 11

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

Friday, February 13

9:00 AM

1 Percent

Season 15 • Episode 12

99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.

Friday, February 13

9:35 AM

A History Channel Thanksgiving

Season 15 • Episode 13

The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

Friday, February 13

10:10 AM

The Poor Kid

Season 15 • Episode 14

Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.

Friday, February 13

10:45 AM

Reverse Cowgirl

Season 16 • Episode 1

A tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.

Friday, February 13

11:15 AM

Cash For Gold

Season 16 • Episode 2

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.

Friday, February 13

11:50 AM

Faith Hilling

Season 16 • Episode 3

The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.

Friday, February 13

12:25 PM

Butterballs

Season 16 • Episode 5

An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.

Friday, February 13

1:00 PM

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

Season 16 • Episode 6

The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.

Friday, February 13

1:30 PM

Cartman Finds Love

Season 16 • Episode 7

Cartman has decided to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.

Saturday, February 14

2:00 AM

Sarcastaball

Season 16 • Episode 8

South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.

Saturday, February 14

2:30 AM

Raising The Bar

Season 16 • Episode 9

Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.

Saturday, February 14

3:00 AM

Insecurity

Season 16 • Episode 10

Cartman signs up for a home security system.

Saturday, February 14

3:30 AM

Going Native

Season 16 • Episode 11

Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

Saturday, February 14

4:00 AM

A Nightmare on FaceTime

Season 16 • Episode 12

Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.

Saturday, February 14

4:30 AM

A Scause for Applause

Season 16 • Episode 13

A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, and they begin cutting off their wristbands.

Saturday, February 14

5:00 AM

Obama Wins!

Season 16 • Episode 14

Eric Cartman is hiding something that could change the outcome of the presidential election.

Saturday, February 14

5:30 AM

Let Go, Let Gov

Season 17 • Episode 1

When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.

Saturday, February 14

6:00 AM

Informative Murder Porn

Season 17 • Episode 2

To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.

Saturday, February 14

6:30 AM

World War Zimmerman

Season 17 • Episode 3

Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.

Saturday, February 14

7:00 AM

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

Season 17 • Episode 4

The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.

Saturday, February 14

7:30 AM

Taming Strange

Season 17 • Episode 5

Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship.

Sunday, February 15

2:00 AM

The Hobbit

Season 17 • Episode 10

Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.

Sunday, February 15

2:30 AM

Go Fund Yourself

Season 18 • Episode 1

The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.

Sunday, February 15

3:00 AM

Gluten Free Ebola

Season 18 • Episode 2

Mr. Mackey is now gluten free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about it.

Sunday, February 15

3:30 AM

The Cissy

Season 18 • Episode 3

Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.

Sunday, February 15

4:00 AM

Handicar

Season 18 • Episode 4

Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.

Sunday, February 15

4:30 AM

The Magic Bush

Season 18 • Episode 5

Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.

Sunday, February 15

5:00 AM

Freemium Isn't Free

Season 18 • Episode 6

Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.

Sunday, February 15

5:30 AM

Grounded Vindaloop

Season 18 • Episode 7

Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.

Sunday, February 15

6:00 AM

C... Magic

Season 18 • Episode 8

Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.

Sunday, February 15

6:30 AM

Rehash

Season 18 • Episode 9

Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike.

Sunday, February 15

7:00 AM

Happy Holograms

Season 18 • Episode 10

Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.

Sunday, February 15

7:30 AM

Stunning and Brave

Season 19 • Episode 1

The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.

Monday, February 16

1:00 AM

Where My Country Gone?

Season 19 • Episode 2

Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.

Monday, February 16

1:30 AM

The City Part of Town

Season 19 • Episode 3

With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job.

Monday, February 16

2:00 AM

You're Not Yelping

Season 19 • Episode 4

Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.

Monday, February 16

2:30 AM

Safe Space

Season 19 • Episode 5

Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming.

Monday, February 16

3:00 AM

Tweek x Craig

Season 19 • Episode 6

The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.

Monday, February 16

3:30 AM

Naughty Ninjas

Season 19 • Episode 7

South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town.

Monday, February 16

4:00 AM

Monday, February 16

4:30 AM

Truth and Advertising

Season 19 • Episode 9

When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.

Monday, February 16

5:00 AM

PC Principal Final Justice

Season 19 • Episode 10

Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.

Monday, February 16

5:30 AM

Member Berries

Season 20 • Episode 1

An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.

Tuesday, February 17

1:30 AM

Pajama Day

Season 25 • Episode 1

Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school.

Tuesday, February 17

2:00 AM

The Big Fix

Season 25 • Episode 2

Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.

Tuesday, February 17

2:30 AM

City People

Season 25 • Episode 3

Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.

Tuesday, February 17

3:00 AM

Back to the Cold War

Season 25 • Episode 4

A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the dressage championship.

Tuesday, February 17

3:30 AM

Help, My Teenager Hates Me!

Season 25 • Episode 5

The boys learn that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.

Tuesday, February 17

4:00 AM

Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special

Season 25 • Episode 6

Butters is shocked to learn that people don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.

Tuesday, February 17

4:30 AM

Cupid Ye

Season 26 • Episode 1

Cartman is jealous of the friendship between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.

Tuesday, February 17

5:00 AM

The World-Wide Privacy Tour

Season 26 • Episode 2

The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.

Tuesday, February 17

5:30 AM

Japanese Toilet

Season 26 • Episode 3

South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.

Tuesday, February 17

8:00 AM

DikinBaus Hot Dogs

Season 26 • Episode 5

The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.

Tuesday, February 17

8:30 AM

Spring Break

Season 26 • Episode 6

Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.

Tuesday, February 17

9:00 AM

Twisted Christian

Season 28 • Episode 1

Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

Tuesday, February 17

9:35 AM

The Woman In The Hat

Season 28 • Episode 2

The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing.

Tuesday, February 17

10:10 AM

Sora Not Sorry

Season 28 • Episode 3

Butters' Al revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school.

Tuesday, February 17

10:45 AM

Turkey Trot

Season 28 • Episode 4

The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses cutting-edge science to win the race.

Tuesday, February 17

11:15 AM

The Crap Out

Season 28 • Episode 5

Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.

Tuesday, February 17

11:50 AM

Sermon on the 'Mount

Season 27 • Episode 1

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them a message.

Tuesday, February 17

12:25 PM

Sickofancy

Season 27 • Episode 3

Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.

Tuesday, February 17

1:00 PM

The Pandemic Special

Season 24 • Episode 1

The kids head back to school as COVID-19 continues to challenge the residents of South Park.

Tuesday, February 17

2:00 PM

South ParQ Vaccination Special

Season 24 • Episode 2

A militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated.

Wednesday, February 18

1:30 AM

Skank Hunt

Season 20 • Episode 2

Kyle's dad keeps his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.

Wednesday, February 18

2:00 AM

The Damned

Season 20 • Episode 3

Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.

Wednesday, February 18

2:30 AM

Wieners Out

Season 20 • Episode 4

The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.

Wednesday, February 18

3:00 AM

Douche and a Danish

Season 20 • Episode 5

Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.

Wednesday, February 18

3:30 AM

Fort Collins

Season 20 • Episode 6

A Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman's full history of Internet activity becomes public.

Wednesday, February 18

4:00 AM

Oh, Jeez

Season 20 • Episode 7

Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.

Wednesday, February 18

4:30 AM

Members Only

Season 20 • Episode 8

The new president-elect visits his hometown.

Wednesday, February 18

5:00 AM

Not Funny

Season 20 • Episode 9

Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.

Wednesday, February 18

5:30 AM

The End of Serialization as We Know It

Season 20 • Episode 10

Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.

Wednesday, February 18

6:00 AM

Dead Kids

Season 22 • Episode 1

Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman fails his math test.

Wednesday, February 18

6:30 AM

A Boy and a Priest

Season 22 • Episode 2

A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest.

Wednesday, February 18

7:00 AM

The Problem With a Poo

Season 22 • Episode 3

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior could get him fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant.

Wednesday, February 18

7:30 AM

Tegridy Farms

Season 22 • Episode 4

Butters sells vape pens and accessories at school; Randy decides to move to the country.

Wednesday, February 18

8:00 AM

The Scoots

Season 22 • Episode 5

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween.

Wednesday, February 18

8:30 AM

Buddha Box

Season 22 • Episode 8

No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist prescribes him an unorthodox treatment.

Wednesday, February 18

9:00 AM

Unfulfilled

Season 22 • Episode 9

South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center.

Wednesday, February 18

9:35 AM

Bike Parade

Season 22 • Episode 10

Kenny's support for the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers jeopardizes the Bike Parade.

Wednesday, February 18

10:10 AM

Mexican Joker

Season 23 • Episode 1

Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp.

Wednesday, February 18

10:45 AM

Band in China

Season 23 • Episode 2

Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.

Wednesday, February 18

11:15 AM

SHOTS!!!

Season 23 • Episode 3

Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot.

Wednesday, February 18

11:50 AM

Let Them Eat Goo

Season 23 • Episode 4

Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

Wednesday, February 18

12:25 PM

Tegridy Farms Halloween Special

Season 23 • Episode 5

Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween.

Wednesday, February 18

1:00 PM

Season Finale

Season 23 • Episode 6

The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms.

Wednesday, February 18

1:30 PM

Board Girls

Season 23 • Episode 7

The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.

Wednesday, February 18

2:00 PM

Turd Burglars

Season 23 • Episode 8

Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome.

Wednesday, February 18

2:30 PM

Basic Cable

Season 23 • Episode 9

Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class.

Wednesday, February 18

3:00 PM

Christmas Snow

Season 23 • Episode 10

Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.

Wednesday, February 18

3:30 PM

Red Man's Greed

Season 7 • Episode 7

Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.

Wednesday, February 18

4:00 PM

South Park Is Gay

Season 7 • Episode 8

Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.

Wednesday, February 18

4:30 PM

Christian Rock Hard

Season 7 • Episode 9

Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested.

Wednesday, February 18

5:00 PM

Grey Dawn

Season 7 • Episode 10

The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.

Wednesday, February 18

5:30 PM

Casa Bonita

Season 7 • Episode 11

Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.

Wednesday, February 18

6:00 PM

All About Mormons

Season 7 • Episode 12

When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up.

Wednesday, February 18

6:30 PM

Raisins

Season 7 • Episode 14

After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant.

Thursday, February 19

1:30 AM

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Season 1 • Episode 1

Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.

Thursday, February 19

2:00 AM

Weight Gain 4000

Season 1 • Episode 3

A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.

Thursday, February 19

2:30 AM

Volcano

Season 1 • Episode 2

Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.

Thursday, February 19

3:00 AM

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Season 1 • Episode 5

A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.

Thursday, February 19

3:30 AM

Death

Season 1 • Episode 6

Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.

Thursday, February 19

4:00 AM

Pink Eye

Season 1 • Episode 7

An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.

Thursday, February 19

4:30 AM

Damien

Season 1 • Episode 10

A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.

Thursday, February 19

5:00 AM

Starvin' Marvin

Season 1 • Episode 8

Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.

Thursday, February 19

5:30 AM

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Season 1 • Episode 9

Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.

Thursday, February 19

6:00 AM

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Season 1 • Episode 11

A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.

Thursday, February 19

6:30 AM

Mecha Streisand

Season 1 • Episode 12

A prehistoric monster threatens the world.

Thursday, February 19

7:00 AM

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Season 1 • Episode 13

The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.

Thursday, February 19

7:30 AM

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

Season 2 • Episode 2

Cartman discovers his father's identity.

Thursday, February 19

8:00 AM

Chickenlover

Season 2 • Episode 4

A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.

Thursday, February 19

8:30 AM

Ike's Wee Wee

Season 2 • Episode 3

School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.

Thursday, February 19

9:00 AM

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Season 2 • Episode 5

The dodge-ball team heads for the championships; the school nurse has a strange disorder.

Thursday, February 19

9:30 AM

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Season 2 • Episode 6

Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."

Thursday, February 19

10:00 AM

City on the Edge of Forever

Season 2 • Episode 7

It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of school kids.

Thursday, February 19

10:30 AM

Summer Sucks

Season 2 • Episode 8

A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan.

Thursday, February 19

11:00 AM

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

Season 2 • Episode 9

A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types.

Thursday, February 19

11:30 AM

Chickenpox

Season 2 • Episode 10

The kids' parents have their best interests at heart when they expose the kids to chickenpox.

Thursday, February 19

12:00 PM

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Season 2 • Episode 11

The new planetarium attracts Stan, Kyle and Kenny.

Thursday, February 19

12:30 PM

Clubhouses

Season 2 • Episode 12

The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.

Thursday, February 19

1:00 PM

Cow Days

Season 2 • Episode 13

The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.

Thursday, February 19

1:30 PM

Chef Aid

Season 2 • Episode 14

Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.

Friday, February 20

1:30 AM

Spooky Fish

Season 2 • Episode 15

Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.

Friday, February 20

2:00 AM

Gnomes

Season 2 • Episode 17

The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek.

Friday, February 20

2:30 AM

Rainforest Schmainforest

Season 3 • Episode 1

The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour.

Friday, February 20

3:00 AM

Spontaneous Combustion

Season 3 • Episode 2

The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.

Friday, February 20

3:30 AM

Tweek vs. Craig

Season 3 • Episode 5

The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.

Friday, February 20

4:00 AM

Jakovasaurs

Season 3 • Episode 4

While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.

Friday, February 20

4:30 AM

Sexual Harassment Panda

Season 3 • Episode 6

Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.

Friday, February 20

5:00 AM

Chinpoko Mon

Season 3 • Episode 11

The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.

Friday, February 20

5:30 AM

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Season 3 • Episode 12

The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

Friday, February 20

8:00 AM

Cat Orgy

Season 3 • Episode 7

Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman.

Friday, February 20

8:30 AM

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Season 3 • Episode 8

The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

Friday, February 20

9:00 AM

Jewbilee

Season 3 • Episode 9

South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

Friday, February 20

9:35 AM

Red Badge of Gayness

Season 3 • Episode 14

Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.

Friday, February 20

10:10 AM

The Brown Noise

Season 3 • Episode 17

The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.

Friday, February 20

10:45 AM

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Season 4 • Episode 2

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race.

Friday, February 20

11:15 AM

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

Season 4 • Episode 1

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them.

Friday, February 20

11:50 AM

Quintuplets 2000

Season 4 • Episode 4

A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and the media surrounds them.

Friday, February 20

12:25 PM

Timmy 2000

Season 4 • Episode 3

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

Friday, February 20

1:00 PM

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Season 4 • Episode 5

Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

Friday, February 20

1:30 PM

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Season 4 • Episode 6

A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease.

Friday, February 20

11:00 PM

Pip

Season 4 • Episode 14

A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations."

Friday, February 20

11:30 PM

Chef Goes Nanners

Season 4 • Episode 7

Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the town including the children.

Saturday, February 21

12:00 AM

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Season 4 • Episode 8

The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition.

Saturday, February 21

12:30 AM

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

Season 4 • Episode 9

Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.

Saturday, February 21

1:00 AM

Probably

Season 4 • Episode 10

Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between them.

Saturday, February 21

1:30 AM

4th Grade

Season 4 • Episode 11

The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

Saturday, February 21

2:00 AM

Trapper Keeper

Season 4 • Episode 12

Cartman holds the key to saving the world from a super being that comes to life in the schoolyard.

Saturday, February 21

2:30 AM

Helen Keller: The Musical

Season 4 • Episode 13

The Thanksgiving play is in trouble; Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go to great lengths to make it a hit.

Saturday, February 21

3:00 AM

Fat Camp

Season 4 • Episode 15

Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.

Saturday, February 21

3:30 AM

Wacky Molestation Adventure

Season 4 • Episode 16

The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.

Saturday, February 21

4:00 AM

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Season 5 • Episode 4

Cartman seeks vengeance on an older kid.

Saturday, February 21

4:30 AM

It Hits the Fan

Season 5 • Episode 1

Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.

Saturday, February 21

5:00 AM

Cripple Fight!

Season 5 • Episode 2

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

Saturday, February 21

5:30 AM

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

Season 5 • Episode 5

The boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits.

Saturday, February 21

6:00 AM

Cartmanland

Season 5 • Episode 6

Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.

Saturday, February 21

6:30 AM

Proper Condom Use

Season 5 • Episode 7

Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.

Saturday, February 21

7:00 AM

Towelie

Season 5 • Episode 8

The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.

Saturday, February 21

7:30 AM

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Season 5 • Episode 9

The boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan and everyone investigates.

Sunday, February 22

1:00 AM

How to Eat With Your Butt

Season 5 • Episode 10

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town and he loses his sense of humor.

Sunday, February 22

1:30 AM

The Entity

Season 5 • Episode 11

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who embarrasses him in front of his friends.

Sunday, February 22

2:00 AM

Kenny Dies

Season 5 • Episode 13

Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.

Sunday, February 22

2:30 AM

Butters' Very Own Episode

Season 5 • Episode 14

Butters reveals a dark family secret.

Sunday, February 22

3:00 AM

Freak Strike

Season 6 • Episode 3

The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show.

Sunday, February 22

3:30 AM

Jared Has Aides

Season 6 • Episode 1

The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.

Sunday, February 22

4:00 AM

Asspen

Season 6 • Episode 2

The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.

Sunday, February 22

4:30 AM

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

Season 6 • Episode 5

The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.

Sunday, February 22

5:00 AM

Fun With Veal

Season 6 • Episode 4

The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.

Sunday, February 22

5:30 AM

Red Hot Catholic Love

Season 6 • Episode 8

Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.

Sunday, February 22

6:00 AM

Free Hat

Season 6 • Episode 9

The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

Sunday, February 22

6:30 AM

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Season 6 • Episode 10

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds.

Sunday, February 22

7:00 AM

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

Season 6 • Episode 11

South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.

Sunday, February 22

7:30 AM

A Ladder to Heaven

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

Monday, February 23

1:00 AM

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Season 6 • Episode 13

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store.

Monday, February 23

1:30 AM

The Death Camp of Tolerance

Season 6 • Episode 14

Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.

Monday, February 23

2:00 AM

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Season 6 • Episode 15

Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.

Monday, February 23

2:30 AM

My Future Self 'n' Me

Season 6 • Episode 16

Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

Monday, February 23

3:00 AM

Krazy Kripples

Season 7 • Episode 2

A recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight.

Monday, February 23

3:30 AM

Toilet Paper

Season 7 • Episode 3

After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle.

Monday, February 23

4:00 AM

Canceled

Season 7 • Episode 1

The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.

Monday, February 23

4:30 AM

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Season 7 • Episode 5

One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

Monday, February 23

5:00 AM

Lil' Crime Stoppers

Season 7 • Episode 6

The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.

Monday, February 23

5:30 AM

Red Man's Greed