South Park

Saturday, March 15

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

Season 2 • Episode 9

A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types.

Saturday, March 15

Chickenpox

Season 2 • Episode 10

The kids' parents have their best interests at heart when they expose the kids to chickenpox.

Saturday, March 15

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Season 2 • Episode 11

The new planetarium attracts Stan, Kyle and Kenny.

Saturday, March 15

Clubhouses

Season 2 • Episode 12

The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.

Saturday, March 15

Cow Days

Season 2 • Episode 13

The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.

Saturday, March 15

Chef Aid

Season 2 • Episode 14

Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.

Saturday, March 15

Spooky Fish

Season 2 • Episode 15

Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.

Saturday, March 15

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

Season 2 • Episode 16

Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.

Sunday, March 16

Gnomes

Season 2 • Episode 17

The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.

Sunday, March 16

Rainforest Schmainforest

Season 3 • Episode 1

The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.

Sunday, March 16

Spontaneous Combustion

Season 3 • Episode 2

Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.

Sunday, March 16

Tweek vs. Craig

Season 3 • Episode 5

The boys coerce two reluctant classmates into a schoolyard fight.

Sunday, March 16

Jakovasaurs

Season 3 • Episode 4

While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.

Sunday, March 16

Sexual Harassment Panda

Season 3 • Episode 6

Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.

Sunday, March 16

Cat Orgy

Season 3 • Episode 7

A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly baby-sits Cartman.

Sunday, March 16

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Season 3 • Episode 8

The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

Sunday, March 16

Jewbilee

Season 3 • Episode 9

South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

Monday, March 17

Chinpoko Mon

Season 3 • Episode 11

The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.

Monday, March 17

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Season 3 • Episode 12

The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

Monday, March 17

Red Badge of Gayness

Season 3 • Episode 14

Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.

Monday, March 17

The Brown Noise

Season 3 • Episode 17

The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.

Monday, March 17

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Season 4 • Episode 2

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race.

Monday, March 17

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

Season 4 • Episode 1

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them.

Monday, March 17

Quintuplets 2000

Season 4 • Episode 4

A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and the media surrounds them.

Monday, March 17

Timmy 2000

Season 4 • Episode 3

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

Monday, March 17

4th Grade

Season 4 • Episode 11

The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

Monday, March 17

Trapper Keeper

Season 4 • Episode 12

A futuristic life form helps destroy a superbeing; kindergarten elections heat up.

Monday, March 17

Helen Keller: The Musical

Season 4 • Episode 13

The Thanksgiving play is in trouble; Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go to great lengths to make it a hit.

Monday, March 17

Fat Camp

Season 4 • Episode 15

Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.

Monday, March 17

Wacky Molestation Adventure

Season 4 • Episode 16

The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.

Monday, March 17

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Season 5 • Episode 4

Cartman seeks vengeance on an older kid.

Monday, March 17

Cripple Fight!

Season 5 • Episode 2

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

Monday, March 17

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

Season 5 • Episode 5

The boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits.

Tuesday, March 18

Cartmanland

Season 5 • Episode 6

Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.

Tuesday, March 18

Proper Condom Use

Season 5 • Episode 7

Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.

Tuesday, March 18

Towelie

Season 5 • Episode 8

The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.

Tuesday, March 18

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Season 5 • Episode 9

The boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan and everyone investigates.

Tuesday, March 18

How to Eat With Your Butt

Season 5 • Episode 10

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town and he loses his sense of humor.

Tuesday, March 18

The Entity

Season 5 • Episode 11

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who embarrasses him in front of his friends.

Tuesday, March 18

Here Comes the Neighborhood

Season 5 • Episode 12

Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he lures others to South Park.

Tuesday, March 18

Kenny Dies

Season 5 • Episode 13

Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.

Tuesday, March 18

Butters' Very Own Episode

Season 5 • Episode 14

Butters reveals a dark family secret.

Tuesday, March 18

Freak Strike

Season 6 • Episode 3

The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show.

Tuesday, March 18

Jared Has Aides

Season 6 • Episode 1

The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.

Tuesday, March 18

Asspen

Season 6 • Episode 2

The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.

Tuesday, March 18

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

Season 6 • Episode 5

The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.

Tuesday, March 18

Fun With Veal

Season 6 • Episode 4

The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.

Tuesday, March 18

Red Hot Catholic Love

Season 6 • Episode 8

Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.

Wednesday, March 19

Free Hat

Season 6 • Episode 9

The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

Wednesday, March 19

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Season 6 • Episode 10

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds.

Wednesday, March 19

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

Season 6 • Episode 11

South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.

Wednesday, March 19

A Ladder to Heaven

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

Wednesday, March 19

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Season 6 • Episode 13

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store.

Wednesday, March 19

The Death Camp of Tolerance

Season 6 • Episode 14

Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.

Wednesday, March 19

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Season 6 • Episode 15

Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.

Wednesday, March 19

My Future Self 'n' Me

Season 6 • Episode 16

Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

Wednesday, March 19

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Thursday, March 20

Christian Rock Hard

Season 7 • Episode 9

Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested.

Thursday, March 20

Grey Dawn

Season 7 • Episode 10

The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.

Thursday, March 20

Casa Bonita

Season 7 • Episode 11

Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.

Thursday, March 20

All About Mormons

Season 7 • Episode 12

When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up.

Thursday, March 20

Butt Out

Season 7 • Episode 13

The boys take up smoking after their school is visited by the anti-smoking campaign representatives.

Thursday, March 20

Raisins

Season 7 • Episode 14

After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant.

Thursday, March 20

Good Times With Weapons

Season 8 • Episode 1

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.

Thursday, March 20

AWESOM-O

Season 8 • Episode 5

Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.

Thursday, March 20

Up the Down Steroid

Season 8 • Episode 2

Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event.

Thursday, March 20

You Got...

Season 8 • Episode 4

Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

Thursday, March 20

The Jeffersons

Season 8 • Episode 6

The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

Thursday, March 20

Douche and Turd

Season 8 • Episode 8

PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot.

Thursday, March 20

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Season 8 • Episode 9

South Park is like a ghost-town when a Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its bargains.

Thursday, March 20

Preschool

Season 8 • Episode 10

A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in preschool.

Thursday, March 20

Quest for Ratings

Season 8 • Episode 11

The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.

Thursday, March 20

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Season 8 • Episode 12

Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.

Friday, March 21

Goobacks

Season 8 • Episode 7

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work.

Friday, March 21

Cartman's Incredible Gift

Season 8 • Episode 13

Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.

Friday, March 21

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Season 9 • Episode 1

Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.

Friday, March 21

Die Hippie, Die

Season 9 • Episode 2

The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.

Friday, March 21

Wing

Season 9 • Episode 3

The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.

Friday, March 21

Best Friends Forever

Season 9 • Episode 4

Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.

Friday, March 21

The Losing Edge

Season 9 • Episode 5

The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.

Friday, March 21

The Death of Eric Cartman

Season 9 • Episode 6

Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Friday, March 21

Erection Day

Season 9 • Episode 7

Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.

Friday, March 21

Marjorine

Season 9 • Episode 9

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

Friday, March 21

Follow That Egg!

Season 9 • Episode 10

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

Friday, March 21

Trapped in the Closet

Season 9 • Episode 12

Stan looks to new religions.

Friday, March 21

Free Willzyx

Season 9 • Episode 13

Kyle convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Friday, March 21

The Return of Chef!

Season 10 • Episode 1

The boys notice something different about Chef when he suddenly reappears in South Park.

Friday, March 21

Smug Alert!

Season 10 • Episode 2

A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.

Friday, March 21

A Million Little Fibers

Season 10 • Episode 5

Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

Saturday, March 22

Ginger Kids

Season 9 • Episode 11

Cartman rallies red-haired, freckled children to fight discrimination.

Saturday, March 22

Bloody Mary

Season 9 • Episode 14

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.

Saturday, March 22

Manbearpig

Season 10 • Episode 6

When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.

Saturday, March 22

TSST!

Season 10 • Episode 7

Cesar Millan disciplines Cartman.

Saturday, March 22

Make Love, Not Warcraft

Season 10 • Episode 8

The boys must stop a renegade player who threatens to destroy "World of Warcraft."

Saturday, March 22

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Season 10 • Episode 9

Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

Sunday, March 23

Miss Teacher B... a Boy

Season 10 • Episode 10

A teacher has sex with a student.

Sunday, March 23

Hell on Earth 2006

Season 10 • Episode 11

Threats to Satan's Halloween costume party.

Sunday, March 23

Stanley's Cup

Season 10 • Episode 14

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

Sunday, March 23

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Season 11 • Episode 1

South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.

Sunday, March 23

Cartman Sucks

Season 11 • Episode 2

One of Cartman's practical jokes put Butters in a compromising position.

Sunday, March 23

Lice Capades

Season 11 • Episode 3

Confidentiality about who has head lice forces Cartman to find ways to detect who has them himself.

Sunday, March 23

The Snuke

Season 11 • Episode 4

Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally.

Monday, March 24

Fantastic Easter Special

Season 11 • Episode 5

Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.

Monday, March 24

D-Yikes!

Season 11 • Episode 6

Ms. Garrison takes her failed relationship out on the fourth-graders.

Monday, March 24

Night of the Living Homeless

Season 11 • Episode 7

The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.

Monday, March 24

Le Petit Tourette

Season 11 • Episode 8

Cartman is drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants due to Tourette's.

Monday, March 24

More Crap

Season 11 • Episode 9

Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.

Monday, March 24

Guitar Queer-O

Season 11 • Episode 13

Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle.

Monday, March 24

The List

Season 11 • Episode 14

A secret list rates every boy's looks.

Monday, March 24

Tonsil Trouble

Season 12 • Episode 1

Cartman comes face to face with his mortality when his tonsillectomy goes wrong.

Monday, March 24

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