South Park

Wednesday, July 16

Dances with Smurfs

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

Wednesday, July 16

Pee

Season 13 • Episode 14

Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

Wednesday, July 16

Sexual Healing

Season 14 • Episode 1

Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.

Wednesday, July 16

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

Season 14 • Episode 2

The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.

Wednesday, July 16

Medicinal Fried Chicken

Season 14 • Episode 3

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down and a medicinal marijuana store moves in.

Wednesday, July 16

You Have 0 Friends

Season 14 • Episode 4

Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.

Wednesday, July 16

Crippled Summer

Season 14 • Episode 7

Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.

Wednesday, July 16

Poor and Stupid

Season 14 • Episode 8

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

Wednesday, July 16

It's a Jersey Thing

Season 14 • Episode 9

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand.

Wednesday, July 16

Insheeption

Season 14 • Episode 10

Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to useless possessions.

Wednesday, July 16

Crème Fraiche

Season 14 • Episode 14

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Wednesday, July 16

HumancentiPad

Season 15 • Episode 1

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

Wednesday, July 16

Funnybot

Season 15 • Episode 2

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

Wednesday, July 16

Royal Pudding

Season 15 • Episode 3

Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.

Wednesday, July 16

T.M.I.

Season 15 • Episode 4

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.

Wednesday, July 16

Crack Baby Athletic Association

Season 15 • Episode 5

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

Wednesday, July 16

City Sushi

Season 15 • Episode 6

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

Wednesday, July 16

You're Getting Old

Season 15 • Episode 7

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday.

Wednesday, July 16

Ass Burgers

Season 15 • Episode 8

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

Wednesday, July 16

The Last of the Meheecans

Season 15 • Episode 9

An innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

Wednesday, July 16

Bass to Mouth

Season 15 • Episode 10

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

Wednesday, July 16

Broadway Bro Down

Season 15 • Episode 11

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

Wednesday, July 16

1 Percent

Season 15 • Episode 12

99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.

Wednesday, July 16

A History Channel Thanksgiving

Season 15 • Episode 13

The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, July 16

The Poor Kid

Season 15 • Episode 14

Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.

Wednesday, July 16

Reverse Cowgirl

Season 16 • Episode 1

A tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.

Wednesday, July 16

Cash For Gold

Season 16 • Episode 2

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.

Wednesday, July 16

Faith Hilling

Season 16 • Episode 3

The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.

Wednesday, July 16

Butterballs

Season 16 • Episode 5

An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.

Wednesday, July 16

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

Season 16 • Episode 6

The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.

Wednesday, July 16

Cartman Finds Love

Season 16 • Episode 7

Cartman has decided to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.

Thursday, July 17

Sarcastaball

Season 16 • Episode 8

South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.

Thursday, July 17

Raising The Bar

Season 16 • Episode 9

Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.

Thursday, July 17

Insecurity

Season 16 • Episode 10

Cartman signs up for a home security system.

Thursday, July 17

Going Native

Season 16 • Episode 11

Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

Thursday, July 17

A Nightmare on FaceTime

Season 16 • Episode 12

Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.

Thursday, July 17

A Scause for Applause

Season 16 • Episode 13

A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, and they begin cutting off their wristbands.

Thursday, July 17

Obama Wins!

Season 16 • Episode 14

Eric Cartman is hiding something that could change the outcome of the presidential election.

Thursday, July 17

Let Go, Let Gov

Season 17 • Episode 1

When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.

Thursday, July 17

Informative Murder Porn

Season 17 • Episode 2

To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.

Thursday, July 17

World War Zimmerman

Season 17 • Episode 3

Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.

Thursday, July 17

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

Season 17 • Episode 4

The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.

Thursday, July 17

Taming Strange

Season 17 • Episode 5

Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship.

Thursday, July 17

The Hobbit

Season 17 • Episode 10

Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.

Thursday, July 17

Go Fund Yourself

Season 18 • Episode 1

The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.

Thursday, July 17

Gluten Free Ebola

Season 18 • Episode 2

South Park goes gluten free.

Thursday, July 17

The Cissy

Season 18 • Episode 3

Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.

Thursday, July 17

Handicar

Season 18 • Episode 4

Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.

Friday, July 18

The Magic Bush

Season 18 • Episode 5

Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.

Friday, July 18

Freemium Isn't Free

Season 18 • Episode 6

Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.

Friday, July 18

Grounded Vindaloop

Season 18 • Episode 7

Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.

Friday, July 18

C... Magic

Season 18 • Episode 8

Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.

Friday, July 18

Rehash

Season 18 • Episode 9

Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike.

Friday, July 18

Happy Holograms

Season 18 • Episode 10

Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.

Friday, July 18

Stunning and Brave

Season 19 • Episode 1

The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.

Friday, July 18

Where My Country Gone?

Season 19 • Episode 2

Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.

Friday, July 18

The City Part of Town

Season 19 • Episode 3

With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job.

Friday, July 18

You're Not Yelping

Season 19 • Episode 4

Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.

Friday, July 18

Safe Space

Season 19 • Episode 5

Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming.

Friday, July 18

Tweek x Craig

Season 19 • Episode 6

The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.

Friday, July 18

Naughty Ninjas

Season 19 • Episode 7

South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town.

Friday, July 18

Sponsored Content

Season 19 • Episode 8

Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs.

Friday, July 18

Truth and Advertising

Season 19 • Episode 9

When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.

Friday, July 18

PC Principal Final Justice

Season 19 • Episode 10

Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.

Saturday, July 19

Member Berries

Season 20 • Episode 1

An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.

Saturday, July 19

Skank Hunt

Season 20 • Episode 2

Kyle's dad keeps his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.

Saturday, July 19

The Damned

Season 20 • Episode 3

Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.

Saturday, July 19

Wieners Out

Season 20 • Episode 4

The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.

Saturday, July 19

Douche and a Danish

Season 20 • Episode 5

Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.

Saturday, July 19

Fort Collins

Season 20 • Episode 6

A Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman's full history of Internet activity becomes public.

Sunday, July 20

Oh, Jeez

Season 20 • Episode 7

Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.

Sunday, July 20

Members Only

Season 20 • Episode 8

The new president-elect visits his hometown.

Sunday, July 20

Not Funny

Season 20 • Episode 9

Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.

Sunday, July 20

The End of Serialization as We Know It

Season 20 • Episode 10

Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.

Sunday, July 20

White People Renovating Houses

Season 21 • Episode 1

Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park.

Sunday, July 20

Put It Down

Season 21 • Episode 2

North Korea takes aim at South Park.

Sunday, July 20

Holiday Special

Season 21 • Episode 3

An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man.

Sunday, July 20

Franchise Prequel

Season 21 • Episode 4

Professor Chaos uses Facebook to spread fake news about the boys' superhero franchise.

Monday, July 21

Hummels & Heroin

Season 21 • Episode 5

Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs that are taking celebrities' lives.

Monday, July 21

Sons a Witches

Season 21 • Episode 6

At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.

Monday, July 21

Doubling Down

Season 21 • Episode 7

Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.

Monday, July 21

Moss Piglets

Season 21 • Episode 8

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.

Monday, July 21

Super Hard PCness

Season 21 • Episode 9

It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.

Monday, July 21

Splatty Tomato

Season 21 • Episode 10

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town.

Monday, July 21

Dead Kids

Season 22 • Episode 1

Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman fails his math test.

Monday, July 21

A Boy and a Priest

Season 22 • Episode 2

A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest.

Monday, July 21

The Problem With a Poo

Season 22 • Episode 3

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior could get him fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant.

Monday, July 21

Tegridy Farms

Season 22 • Episode 4

Butters sells vape pens and accessories at school; Randy decides to move to the country.

Monday, July 21

The Scoots

Season 22 • Episode 5

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween.

Monday, July 21

Buddha Box

Season 22 • Episode 8

No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist prescribes him an unorthodox treatment.

Monday, July 21

Unfulfilled

Season 22 • Episode 9

South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center.

Monday, July 21

Bike Parade

Season 22 • Episode 10

Kenny's support for the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers jeopardizes the Bike Parade.

Monday, July 21

Mexican Joker

Season 23 • Episode 1

Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp.

Monday, July 21

Band in China

Season 23 • Episode 2

Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.

Monday, July 21

SHOTS!!!

Season 23 • Episode 3

Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot.

Tuesday, July 22

Let Them Eat Goo

Season 23 • Episode 4

Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

Tuesday, July 22

Tegridy Farms Halloween Special

Season 23 • Episode 5

Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween.

Tuesday, July 22

Season Finale

Season 23 • Episode 6

The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms.

Tuesday, July 22

Board Girls

Season 23 • Episode 7

The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.

Tuesday, July 22

Turd Burglars

Season 23 • Episode 8

Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome.

Tuesday, July 22

Basic Cable

Season 23 • Episode 9

Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class.

Tuesday, July 22

Christmas Snow

Season 23 • Episode 10

Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.

Tuesday, July 22

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Season 1 • Episode 13

The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.

Tuesday, July 22

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

Season 2 • Episode 2

Cartman discovers his father's identity.

Tuesday, July 22

Chickenlover

Season 2 • Episode 4

A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.

Tuesday, July 22

Ike's Wee Wee

Season 2 • Episode 3

School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.

Tuesday, July 22

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Season 2 • Episode 5

The dodge-ball team heads for the championships; the school nurse has a strange disorder.

Tuesday, July 22

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Season 2 • Episode 6

Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."

Tuesday, July 22

City on the Edge of Forever

Season 2 • Episode 7

It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of school kids.

Tuesday, July 22

Summer Sucks

Season 2 • Episode 8

A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan.

Tuesday, July 22

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

Season 2 • Episode 9

A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types.

Wednesday, July 23

Chickenpox

Season 2 • Episode 10

The kids' parents have their best interests at heart when they expose the kids to chickenpox.

Wednesday, July 23

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Season 2 • Episode 11

The new planetarium attracts Stan, Kyle and Kenny.

Wednesday, July 23

Clubhouses

Season 2 • Episode 12

The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.

Wednesday, July 23

Cow Days

Season 2 • Episode 13

The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.

Wednesday, July 23

Chef Aid

Season 2 • Episode 14

Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.

Wednesday, July 23

Spooky Fish

Season 2 • Episode 15

Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.

Wednesday, July 23

Toilet Paper

Season 7 • Episode 3

After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle.

Wednesday, July 23

Canceled

Season 7 • Episode 1

The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.

Wednesday, July 23

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Season 7 • Episode 5

One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

Wednesday, July 23

Lil' Crime Stoppers

Season 7 • Episode 6

The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.

Wednesday, July 23

Red Man's Greed

Season 7 • Episode 7

Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.

Wednesday, July 23

South Park Is Gay

Season 7 • Episode 8

Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.

Wednesday, July 23

Christian Rock Hard

Season 7 • Episode 9

Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested.

Wednesday, July 23

Grey Dawn

Season 7 • Episode 10

The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.

Wednesday, July 23

Casa Bonita

Season 7 • Episode 11

Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.

Wednesday, July 23

All About Mormons

Season 7 • Episode 12

When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up.

Wednesday, July 23

Pajama Day

Season 25 • Episode 1

Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school.

Wednesday, July 23

The Big Fix

Season 25 • Episode 2

Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.

Wednesday, July 23

City People

Season 25 • Episode 3

Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.

Wednesday, July 23

Back to the Cold War

Season 25 • Episode 4

Wednesday, July 23

Help, My Teenager Hates Me!

Season 25 • Episode 5

Wednesday, July 23

Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special

Season 25 • Episode 6

Wednesday, July 23

Cupid Ye

Season 26 • Episode 1

Cartman is jealous of the friendship between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.

Wednesday, July 23

The World-Wide Privacy Tour

Season 26 • Episode 2

The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.

Wednesday, July 23

Japanese Toilet

Season 26 • Episode 3

South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.

Wednesday, July 23

Deep Learning

Season 26 • Episode 4

Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.

Wednesday, July 23

DikinBaus Hot Dogs

Season 26 • Episode 5

The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.

Wednesday, July 23

Spring Break

Season 26 • Episode 6

Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.

Wednesday, July 23 New

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 23

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 24

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 24

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 24

Butt Out

Season 7 • Episode 13

The boys take up smoking after their school is visited by the anti-smoking campaign representatives.

Thursday, July 24

Raisins

Season 7 • Episode 14

After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant.

Thursday, July 24

Good Times With Weapons

Season 8 • Episode 1

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.

Thursday, July 24

AWESOM-O

Season 8 • Episode 5

Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.

Thursday, July 24

Up the Down Steroid

Season 8 • Episode 2

Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event.

Thursday, July 24

You Got...

Season 8 • Episode 4

Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

Thursday, July 24

Gnomes

Season 2 • Episode 17

The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek.

Thursday, July 24

Rainforest Schmainforest

Season 3 • Episode 1

The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour.

Thursday, July 24

Spontaneous Combustion

Season 3 • Episode 2

The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.

Thursday, July 24

Tweek vs. Craig

Season 3 • Episode 5

The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.

Thursday, July 24

Jakovasaurs

Season 3 • Episode 4

While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.

Thursday, July 24

Sexual Harassment Panda

Season 3 • Episode 6

Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.

Thursday, July 24

Cat Orgy

Season 3 • Episode 7

Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman.

Thursday, July 24

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Season 3 • Episode 8

The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

Thursday, July 24

Jewbilee

Season 3 • Episode 9

South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

Thursday, July 24

Chinpoko Mon

Season 3 • Episode 11

The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.

Thursday, July 24

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Season 3 • Episode 12

The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

Thursday, July 24

Red Badge of Gayness

Season 3 • Episode 14

Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.

Thursday, July 24

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

The Brown Noise

Season 3 • Episode 17

The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.

Friday, July 25

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Season 4 • Episode 2

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race.

Friday, July 25

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

Season 4 • Episode 1

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them.

Friday, July 25

Quintuplets 2000

Season 4 • Episode 4

A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and the media surrounds them.

Friday, July 25

Timmy 2000

Season 4 • Episode 3

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

Friday, July 25

Pip

Season 4 • Episode 14

A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations."

Friday, July 25

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Season 4 • Episode 5

Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

Friday, July 25

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Season 4 • Episode 6

A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease.

Friday, July 25

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, July 25

Wacky Molestation Adventure

Season 4 • Episode 16

The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.

Saturday, July 26

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Season 5 • Episode 4

Cartman seeks vengeance on an older kid.

Saturday, July 26

It Hits the Fan

Season 5 • Episode 1

Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.

Saturday, July 26

Cripple Fight!

Season 5 • Episode 2

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

Saturday, July 26

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

Season 5 • Episode 5

The boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits.

Saturday, July 26

Cartmanland

Season 5 • Episode 6

Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.

Saturday, July 26

Proper Condom Use

Season 5 • Episode 7

Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.

Saturday, July 26

Towelie

Season 5 • Episode 8

The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.

Saturday, July 26

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Season 5 • Episode 9

The boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan and everyone investigates.

Saturday, July 26

How to Eat With Your Butt

Season 5 • Episode 10

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town and he loses his sense of humor.

Sunday, July 27

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Sunday, July 27

The Entity

Season 5 • Episode 11

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who embarrasses him in front of his friends.

Sunday, July 27

Here Comes the Neighborhood

Season 5 • Episode 12

Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he lures others to South Park.

Sunday, July 27

Kenny Dies

Season 5 • Episode 13

Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.

Sunday, July 27

Butters' Very Own Episode

Season 5 • Episode 14

Butters reveals a dark family secret.

Sunday, July 27

Freak Strike

Season 6 • Episode 3

The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show.

Sunday, July 27

Jared Has Aides

Season 6 • Episode 1

The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.

Sunday, July 27

Asspen

Season 6 • Episode 2

The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.

Sunday, July 27

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

Season 6 • Episode 5

The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.

Sunday, July 27

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Sunday, July 27

Fun With Veal

Season 6 • Episode 4

The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.

Monday, July 28

Red Hot Catholic Love

Season 6 • Episode 8

Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.

Monday, July 28

Free Hat

Season 6 • Episode 9

The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

Monday, July 28

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Season 6 • Episode 10

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds.

Monday, July 28

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

Season 6 • Episode 11

South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.

Monday, July 28

A Ladder to Heaven

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

Monday, July 28

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Season 6 • Episode 13

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store.

Monday, July 28

The Death Camp of Tolerance

Season 6 • Episode 14

Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.

Monday, July 28

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Season 6 • Episode 15

Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.

Monday, July 28

My Future Self 'n' Me

Season 6 • Episode 16

Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

Monday, July 28

Krazy Kripples

Season 7 • Episode 2

A recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight.

Monday, July 28

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Monday, July 28

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Monday, July 28

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Monday, July 28

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Monday, July 28

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Monday, July 28

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Monday, July 28

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Monday, July 28

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Tuesday, July 29

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30 New

Season 27 • Episode 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Wednesday, July 30

Season 27 • Episode 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

Season 27 • Episode 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

Season 27 • Episode 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Thursday, July 31

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

Season 27 • Episode 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

Season 27 • Episode 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Friday, August 1

Season 27 • Episode 1

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Saturday, August 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Saturday, August 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Saturday, August 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Saturday, August 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Saturday, August 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Saturday, August 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Saturday, August 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Saturday, August 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.

Saturday, August 2

The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.