South Park

Comedy Central

Series

1997

TVMA

Animated

Sitcom

Four boys — Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny — encounter bizarre and often satirical adventures in their fictional Colorado town.

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Cast & Crew

Trey Parker Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Mr. Mackey/Stephen Abootman/Phillip

Matt Stone Kyle Broflovski/Craig Tucker/Butters/Terrance

Trey Parker Executive Producer

Matt Stone Executive Producer

Anne Garefino Executive Producer

Trey Parker Writer

Trey Parker Director

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1997– Series 28 Seasons386 Episodes

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Friday, March 13

11:00 PM

Tweek x Craig

Season 19 • Episode 6

The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.

Friday, March 13

11:30 PM

Naughty Ninjas

Season 19 • Episode 7

South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town.

Saturday, March 14

12:00 AM

Saturday, March 14

12:30 AM

Truth and Advertising

Season 19 • Episode 9

When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.

Saturday, March 14

1:00 AM

PC Principal Final Justice

Season 19 • Episode 10

Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.

Saturday, March 14

1:30 AM

Member Berries

Season 20 • Episode 1

An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.

Saturday, March 14

2:00 AM

Skank Hunt

Season 20 • Episode 2

Kyle's dad keeps his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.

Saturday, March 14

2:30 AM

The Damned

Season 20 • Episode 3

Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.

Saturday, March 14

3:00 AM

Wieners Out

Season 20 • Episode 4

The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.

Saturday, March 14

3:30 AM

Douche and a Danish

Season 20 • Episode 5

Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.

Saturday, March 14

4:00 AM

Fort Collins

Season 20 • Episode 6

A Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman's full history of Internet activity becomes public.

Saturday, March 14

4:30 AM

Oh, Jeez

Season 20 • Episode 7

Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.

Saturday, March 14

5:00 AM

Members Only

Season 20 • Episode 8

The new president-elect visits his hometown.

Saturday, March 14

5:30 AM

Not Funny

Season 20 • Episode 9

Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.

Saturday, March 14

6:00 AM

The End of Serialization as We Know It

Season 20 • Episode 10

Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.

Saturday, March 14

6:30 AM

White People Renovating Houses

Season 21 • Episode 1

Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park.

Saturday, March 14

7:00 AM

Put It Down

Season 21 • Episode 2

North Korea takes aim at South Park.

Saturday, March 14

7:30 AM

Holiday Special

Season 21 • Episode 3

An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man.

Saturday, March 14

11:30 PM

Franchise Prequel

Season 21 • Episode 4

Professor Chaos uses Facebook to spread fake news about the boys' superhero franchise.

Sunday, March 15

12:00 AM

Hummels & Heroin

Season 21 • Episode 5

Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs that are taking celebrities' lives.

Sunday, March 15

12:30 AM

Sons a Witches

Season 21 • Episode 6

At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.

Sunday, March 15

1:00 AM

Doubling Down

Season 21 • Episode 7

Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.

Sunday, March 15

1:30 AM

Moss Piglets

Season 21 • Episode 8

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.

Sunday, March 15

2:00 AM

Super Hard PCness

Season 21 • Episode 9

It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.

Sunday, March 15

2:30 AM

Splatty Tomato

Season 21 • Episode 10

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town.

Sunday, March 15

3:00 AM

White People Renovating Houses

Season 21 • Episode 1

Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park.

Sunday, March 15

3:30 AM

A Boy and a Priest

Season 22 • Episode 2

A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest.

Sunday, March 15

4:00 AM

The Problem With a Poo

Season 22 • Episode 3

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior could get him fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant.

Sunday, March 15

4:30 AM

Tegridy Farms

Season 22 • Episode 4

Butters sells vape pens and accessories at school; Randy decides to move to the country.

Sunday, March 15

5:00 AM

The Scoots

Season 22 • Episode 5

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween.

Sunday, March 15

5:30 AM

Time to Get Cereal

Season 22 • Episode 6

The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town.

Sunday, March 15

6:00 AM

Nobody Got Cereal?

Season 22 • Episode 7

The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.

Sunday, March 15

6:30 AM

Buddha Box

Season 22 • Episode 8

No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist prescribes him an unorthodox treatment.

Sunday, March 15

7:00 AM

Unfulfilled

Season 22 • Episode 9

South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center.

Sunday, March 15

7:30 AM

Bike Parade

Season 22 • Episode 10

Kenny's support for the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers jeopardizes the Bike Parade.

Monday, March 16

1:00 AM

Mexican Joker

Season 23 • Episode 1

Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp.

Monday, March 16

1:30 AM

Band in China

Season 23 • Episode 2

Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.

Monday, March 16

2:00 AM

SHOTS!!!

Season 23 • Episode 3

Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot.

Monday, March 16

2:30 AM

Let Them Eat Goo

Season 23 • Episode 4

Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

Monday, March 16

3:00 AM

Tegridy Farms Halloween Special

Season 23 • Episode 5

Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween.

Monday, March 16

3:30 AM

Season Finale

Season 23 • Episode 6

The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms.

Monday, March 16

4:00 AM

Board Girls

Season 23 • Episode 7

The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.

Monday, March 16

4:30 AM

Turd Burglars

Season 23 • Episode 8

Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome.

Monday, March 16

5:00 AM

Basic Cable

Season 23 • Episode 9

Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class.

Monday, March 16

5:30 AM

Christmas Snow

Season 23 • Episode 10

Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.

Monday, March 16

8:00 AM

Pajama Day

Season 25 • Episode 1

Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school.

Monday, March 16

8:30 AM

The Big Fix

Season 25 • Episode 2

Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.

Monday, March 16

9:00 AM

City People

Season 25 • Episode 3

Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.

Monday, March 16

9:35 AM

Back to the Cold War

Season 25 • Episode 4

A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the dressage championship.

Monday, March 16

10:10 AM

Help, My Teenager Hates Me!

Season 25 • Episode 5

The boys learn that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.

Monday, March 16

10:45 AM

Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special

Season 25 • Episode 6

Butters is shocked to learn that people don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.

Monday, March 16

11:15 AM

Cupid Ye

Season 26 • Episode 1

Cartman is jealous of the friendship between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.

Monday, March 16

11:50 AM

The World-Wide Privacy Tour

Season 26 • Episode 2

The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.

Monday, March 16

12:25 PM

Japanese Toilet

Season 26 • Episode 3

South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.

Monday, March 16

1:00 PM

Deep Learning

Season 26 • Episode 4

Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.

Monday, March 16

1:30 PM

DikinBaus Hot Dogs

Season 26 • Episode 5

The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.

Tuesday, March 17

1:30 AM

Helen Keller: The Musical

Season 4 • Episode 13

The Thanksgiving play is in trouble; Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go to great lengths to make it a hit.

Tuesday, March 17

2:00 AM

Fat Camp

Season 4 • Episode 15

Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.

Tuesday, March 17

2:30 AM

Wacky Molestation Adventure

Season 4 • Episode 16

The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.

Tuesday, March 17

3:00 AM

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Season 5 • Episode 4

Cartman seeks vengeance on an older kid.

Tuesday, March 17

3:30 AM

It Hits the Fan

Season 5 • Episode 1

Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.

Tuesday, March 17

4:00 AM

Cripple Fight!

Season 5 • Episode 2

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

Tuesday, March 17

4:30 AM

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

Season 5 • Episode 5

The boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits.

Tuesday, March 17

5:00 AM

Cartmanland

Season 5 • Episode 6

Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.

Tuesday, March 17

5:30 AM

Proper Condom Use

Season 5 • Episode 7

Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.

Tuesday, March 17

8:00 AM

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Season 1 • Episode 1

Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.

Tuesday, March 17

8:30 AM

Weight Gain 4000

Season 1 • Episode 3

A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.

Tuesday, March 17

9:00 AM

Volcano

Season 1 • Episode 2

Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.

Tuesday, March 17

9:30 AM

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Season 1 • Episode 5

A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.

Tuesday, March 17

10:00 AM

Death

Season 1 • Episode 6

Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.

Tuesday, March 17

10:30 AM

Pink Eye

Season 1 • Episode 7

An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.

Tuesday, March 17

11:00 AM

Damien

Season 1 • Episode 10

A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.

Tuesday, March 17

11:30 AM

Starvin' Marvin

Season 1 • Episode 8

Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.

Tuesday, March 17

12:00 PM

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Season 1 • Episode 9

Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.

Tuesday, March 17

12:30 PM

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Season 1 • Episode 11

A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.

Tuesday, March 17

1:00 PM

Mecha Streisand

Season 1 • Episode 12

A prehistoric monster threatens the world.

Tuesday, March 17

1:30 PM

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Season 1 • Episode 13

The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.

Tuesday, March 17

2:00 PM

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

Season 2 • Episode 2

Cartman discovers his father's identity.

Tuesday, March 17

2:30 PM

Chickenlover

Season 2 • Episode 4

A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.

Wednesday, March 18

1:30 AM

Towelie

Season 5 • Episode 8

The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.

Wednesday, March 18

2:00 AM

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Season 5 • Episode 9

The boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan and everyone investigates.

Wednesday, March 18

2:30 AM

How to Eat With Your Butt

Season 5 • Episode 10

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town and he loses his sense of humor.

Wednesday, March 18

3:00 AM

The Entity

Season 5 • Episode 11

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who embarrasses him in front of his friends.

Wednesday, March 18

3:30 AM

Here Comes the Neighborhood

Season 5 • Episode 12

Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he lures others to South Park.

Wednesday, March 18

4:00 AM

Kenny Dies

Season 5 • Episode 13

Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.

Wednesday, March 18

4:30 AM

Butters' Very Own Episode

Season 5 • Episode 14

Butters reveals a dark family secret.

Wednesday, March 18

5:00 AM

Freak Strike

Season 6 • Episode 3

The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show.

Wednesday, March 18

5:30 AM

Jared Has Aides

Season 6 • Episode 1

The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.

Wednesday, March 18

6:00 AM

Ike's Wee Wee

Season 2 • Episode 3

School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.

Wednesday, March 18

6:30 AM

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Season 2 • Episode 5

The dodge-ball team heads for the championships; the school nurse has a strange disorder.

Wednesday, March 18

7:00 AM

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Season 2 • Episode 6

Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."

Wednesday, March 18

7:30 AM

City on the Edge of Forever

Season 2 • Episode 7

It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of school kids.

Wednesday, March 18

8:00 AM

Summer Sucks

Season 2 • Episode 8

A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan.

Wednesday, March 18

8:30 AM

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

Season 2 • Episode 9

A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types.

Wednesday, March 18

9:00 AM

Chickenpox

Season 2 • Episode 10

The kids' parents have their best interests at heart when they expose the kids to chickenpox.

Wednesday, March 18

9:35 AM

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Season 2 • Episode 11

The new planetarium attracts Stan, Kyle and Kenny.

Wednesday, March 18

10:10 AM

Clubhouses

Season 2 • Episode 12

The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.

Wednesday, March 18

10:45 AM

Cow Days

Season 2 • Episode 13

The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.

Wednesday, March 18

11:15 AM

Chef Aid

Season 2 • Episode 14

Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.

Wednesday, March 18

11:50 AM

Spooky Fish

Season 2 • Episode 15

Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.

Wednesday, March 18

12:25 PM

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

Season 2 • Episode 16

Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.

Wednesday, March 18

1:00 PM

Gnomes

Season 2 • Episode 17

The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek.

Wednesday, March 18

1:30 PM

Rainforest Schmainforest

Season 3 • Episode 1

The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour.

Wednesday, March 18

2:00 PM

Spontaneous Combustion

Season 3 • Episode 2

The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.

Wednesday, March 18

2:30 PM

Tweek vs. Craig

Season 3 • Episode 5

The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.

Wednesday, March 18

3:00 PM

Jakovasaurs

Season 3 • Episode 4

While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.

Wednesday, March 18

3:30 PM

Sexual Harassment Panda

Season 3 • Episode 6

Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.

Wednesday, March 18

4:00 PM

Chinpoko Mon

Season 3 • Episode 11

The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.

Wednesday, March 18

4:30 PM

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Season 3 • Episode 12

The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

Thursday, March 19

1:30 AM

Asspen

Season 6 • Episode 2

The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.

Thursday, March 19

2:00 AM

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

Season 6 • Episode 5

The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.

Thursday, March 19

2:30 AM

Fun With Veal

Season 6 • Episode 4

The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.

Thursday, March 19

3:00 AM

Red Hot Catholic Love

Season 6 • Episode 8

Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.

Thursday, March 19

3:30 AM

Free Hat

Season 6 • Episode 9

The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

Thursday, March 19

4:00 AM

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Season 6 • Episode 10

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds.

Thursday, March 19

4:30 AM

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

Season 6 • Episode 11

South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.

Thursday, March 19

5:00 AM

A Ladder to Heaven

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

Thursday, March 19

5:30 AM

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Season 6 • Episode 13

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store.

Thursday, March 19

6:00 AM

Cat Orgy

Season 3 • Episode 7

Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman.

Thursday, March 19

6:30 AM

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Season 3 • Episode 8

The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

Thursday, March 19

7:00 AM

Jewbilee

Season 3 • Episode 9

South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

Thursday, March 19

7:30 AM

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Season 3 • Episode 12

The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

Thursday, March 19

8:00 AM

The Brown Noise

Season 3 • Episode 17

The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.

Thursday, March 19

8:30 AM

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Season 4 • Episode 2

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race.

Thursday, March 19

9:00 AM

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

Season 4 • Episode 1

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them.

Thursday, March 19

9:30 AM

Quintuplets 2000

Season 4 • Episode 4

A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and the media surrounds them.

Thursday, March 19

10:00 AM

Timmy 2000

Season 4 • Episode 3

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

Thursday, March 19

10:30 AM

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Season 4 • Episode 5

Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

Thursday, March 19

11:00 AM

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Season 4 • Episode 6

A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease.

Thursday, March 19

11:30 AM

Chef Goes Nanners

Season 4 • Episode 7

Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the town including the children.

Thursday, March 19

12:00 PM

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Season 4 • Episode 8

The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition.

Thursday, March 19

12:30 PM

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

Season 4 • Episode 9

Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.

Thursday, March 19

1:00 PM

Probably

Season 4 • Episode 10

Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between them.

Thursday, March 19

1:30 PM

4th Grade

Season 4 • Episode 11

The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

Friday, March 20

1:30 AM

The Death Camp of Tolerance

Season 6 • Episode 14

Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.

Friday, March 20

2:00 AM

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Season 6 • Episode 15

Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.

Friday, March 20

2:30 AM

My Future Self 'n' Me

Season 6 • Episode 16

Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

Friday, March 20

3:00 AM

Krazy Kripples

Season 7 • Episode 2

A recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight.

Friday, March 20

3:30 AM

Toilet Paper

Season 7 • Episode 3

After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle.

Friday, March 20

4:00 AM

Canceled

Season 7 • Episode 1

The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.

Friday, March 20

4:30 AM

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Season 7 • Episode 5

One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

Friday, March 20

5:00 AM

Lil' Crime Stoppers

Season 7 • Episode 6

The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.

Friday, March 20

5:30 AM

Red Man's Greed

Season 7 • Episode 7

Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.

Friday, March 20

8:00 AM

Sermon on the 'Mount

Season 27 • Episode 1

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them a message.

Friday, March 20

8:30 AM

Sickofancy

Season 27 • Episode 3

Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.

Friday, March 20

9:00 AM

Wok is Dead

Season 27 • Episode 4

Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll.

Friday, March 20

9:35 AM

Conflict of Interest

Season 27 • Episode 5

Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.

Friday, March 20

10:10 AM

Twisted Christian

Season 28 • Episode 1

Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

Friday, March 20

10:45 AM

The Woman In The Hat

Season 28 • Episode 2

The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing.

Friday, March 20

11:15 AM

Sora Not Sorry

Season 28 • Episode 3

Butters' Al revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school.

Friday, March 20

11:50 AM

Turkey Trot

Season 28 • Episode 4

The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses cutting-edge science to win the race.

Friday, March 20

12:25 PM

Spring Break

Season 26 • Episode 6

Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.

Friday, March 20

1:00 PM

Trapper Keeper

Season 4 • Episode 12

Cartman holds the key to saving the world from a super being that comes to life in the schoolyard.

Friday, March 20

1:30 PM

Helen Keller: The Musical

Season 4 • Episode 13

The Thanksgiving play is in trouble; Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go to great lengths to make it a hit.

Friday, March 20

11:00 PM

South Park Is Gay

Season 7 • Episode 8

Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.

Friday, March 20

11:30 PM

Christian Rock Hard

Season 7 • Episode 9

Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested.

Saturday, March 21

12:00 AM

Grey Dawn

Season 7 • Episode 10

The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.

Saturday, March 21

12:30 AM

Casa Bonita

Season 7 • Episode 11

Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.

Saturday, March 21

1:00 AM

All About Mormons

Season 7 • Episode 12

When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up.

Saturday, March 21

1:30 AM

Raisins

Season 7 • Episode 14

After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant.

Saturday, March 21

2:00 AM

Good Times With Weapons

Season 8 • Episode 1

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.

Saturday, March 21

2:30 AM

AWESOM-O

Season 8 • Episode 5

Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.

Saturday, March 21

3:00 AM

Up the Down Steroid

Season 8 • Episode 2

Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event.

Saturday, March 21

3:30 AM

You Got...

Season 8 • Episode 4

Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

Saturday, March 21

4:00 AM

Goobacks

Season 8 • Episode 7

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work.

Saturday, March 21

4:30 AM

The Jeffersons

Season 8 • Episode 6

The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

Saturday, March 21

5:00 AM

Douche and Turd

Season 8 • Episode 8

PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot.

Saturday, March 21

5:30 AM

Preschool

Season 8 • Episode 10

A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in preschool.

Saturday, March 21

6:00 AM

Quest for Ratings

Season 8 • Episode 11

The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.

Saturday, March 21

6:30 AM

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Season 8 • Episode 12

Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.

Saturday, March 21

7:00 AM

Cartman's Incredible Gift

Season 8 • Episode 13

Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.

Saturday, March 21

7:30 AM

Die Hippie, Die

Season 9 • Episode 2

The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.

Sunday, March 22

1:00 AM

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Season 9 • Episode 1

Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.

Sunday, March 22

1:30 AM

Wing

Season 9 • Episode 3

The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.

Sunday, March 22

2:00 AM

Best Friends Forever

Season 9 • Episode 4

Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.

Sunday, March 22

2:30 AM

The Losing Edge

Season 9 • Episode 5

The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.

Sunday, March 22

3:00 AM

The Death of Eric Cartman

Season 9 • Episode 6

Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Sunday, March 22

3:30 AM

Erection Day

Season 9 • Episode 7

Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.

Sunday, March 22

4:00 AM

Marjorine

Season 9 • Episode 9

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

Sunday, March 22

4:30 AM

Follow That Egg!

Season 9 • Episode 10

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

Sunday, March 22

5:00 AM

Trapped in the Closet

Season 9 • Episode 12

Stan looks to new religions.

Sunday, March 22

5:30 AM

Bloody Mary

Season 9 • Episode 14

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.

Sunday, March 22

6:00 AM

The Return of Chef!

Season 10 • Episode 1

The boys notice something different about Chef when he suddenly reappears in South Park.

Sunday, March 22

6:30 AM

Smug Alert!

Season 10 • Episode 2

A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.

Sunday, March 22

7:00 AM

A Million Little Fibers

Season 10 • Episode 5

Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

Sunday, March 22

7:30 AM

Manbearpig

Season 10 • Episode 6

When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.

Monday, March 23

1:00 AM

TSST!

Season 10 • Episode 7

Cesar Millan disciplines Cartman.

Monday, March 23

1:30 AM

Make Love, Not Warcraft

Season 10 • Episode 8

The boys must stop a renegade player who threatens to destroy World of Warcraft.

Monday, March 23

2:00 AM

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Season 10 • Episode 9

Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

Monday, March 23

2:30 AM

Miss Teacher B... a Boy

Season 10 • Episode 10

A teacher has sex with a student.

Monday, March 23

3:00 AM

Hell on Earth 2006

Season 10 • Episode 11

Threats to Satan's Halloween costume party.

Monday, March 23

3:30 AM

Stanley's Cup

Season 10 • Episode 14

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

Monday, March 23

4:00 AM

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Season 11 • Episode 1

South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.

Monday, March 23

4:30 AM

Cartman Sucks

Season 11 • Episode 2

One of Cartman's practical jokes put Butters in a compromising position.

Monday, March 23

5:00 AM

Lice Capades

Season 11 • Episode 3

Confidentiality about who has head lice forces Cartman to find ways to detect who has them himself.

Monday, March 23

5:30 AM

The Snuke