Roseanne

Saturday, July 12

Girl Talk

Season 7 • Episode 4

Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having problems; Roseanne steps in to solve them.

Saturday, July 12

Sleeper

Season 7 • Episode 5

David had a sexy dream about a married Conner woman; trying to figure out the who and the why.

Saturday, July 12

Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7 • Episode 6

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner.

Saturday, July 12

Follow the Son

Season 7 • Episode 7

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne has trouble loosening the apron strings; Darlene has some plans.

Saturday, July 12

Inherit the Wind

Season 2 • Episode 1

Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Saturday, July 12

Little Sister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.

Saturday, July 12

Guilt by Disassociation

Season 2 • Episode 3

An inexperienced Roseanne has to use a computer at her new job.

Saturday, July 12

Somebody Stole My Gal

Season 2 • Episode 4

Dan's lonely boss comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Saturday, July 12

House of Grown-Ups

Season 2 • Episode 5

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp.

Saturday, July 12

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Saturday, July 12

BOO!

Season 2 • Episode 7

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Saturday, July 12

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Saturday, July 12

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Saturday, July 12

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Saturday, July 12

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Saturday, July 12

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Monday, July 14

Two for One

Season 7 • Episode 2

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Monday, July 14

Snoop Davey Dave

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.

Monday, July 14

Girl Talk

Season 7 • Episode 4

Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having problems; Roseanne steps in to solve them.

Monday, July 14

Sleeper

Season 7 • Episode 5

David had a sexy dream about a married Conner woman; trying to figure out the who and the why.

Monday, July 14

Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7 • Episode 6

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner.

Monday, July 14

Follow the Son

Season 7 • Episode 7

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne has trouble loosening the apron strings; Darlene has some plans.

Tuesday, July 15

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Tuesday, July 15

White Men Can't Kiss

Season 7 • Episode 9

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Tuesday, July 15

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Tuesday, July 15

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, Dan feels left out of the decision-making process.

Tuesday, July 15

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Tuesday, July 15

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Tuesday, July 15

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, Dan feels left out of the decision-making process.

Tuesday, July 15

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Tuesday, July 15

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Tuesday, July 15

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev winds up in AA after a drunken driving arrest, but a Super Bowl party tests her resolve.

Wednesday, July 16

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Wednesday, July 16

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Wednesday, July 16

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev winds up in AA after a drunken driving arrest, but a Super Bowl party tests her resolve.

Wednesday, July 16

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Wednesday, July 16

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Wednesday, July 16

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Wednesday, July 16

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Wednesday, July 16

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Wednesday, July 16

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Wednesday, July 16

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Thursday, July 17

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Thursday, July 17

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Thursday, July 17

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Thursday, July 17

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Thursday, July 17

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Thursday, July 17

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Thursday, July 17

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Thursday, July 17

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Thursday, July 17

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Thursday, July 17

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Friday, July 18

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Friday, July 18

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Friday, July 18

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Friday, July 18

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Friday, July 18

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Friday, July 18

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Friday, July 18

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Friday, July 18

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Friday, July 18

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Friday, July 18

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Saturday, July 19

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Saturday, July 19

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Saturday, July 19

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Saturday, July 19

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Saturday, July 19

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Saturday, July 19

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Saturday, July 19

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Saturday, July 19

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Saturday, July 19

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Saturday, July 19

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Saturday, July 19

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Saturday, July 19

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Saturday, July 19

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Saturday, July 19

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Saturday, July 19

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Saturday, July 19

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Monday, July 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 21

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 22

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Tuesday, July 22

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Tuesday, July 22

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Tuesday, July 22

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Tuesday, July 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 22

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, July 23

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Wednesday, July 23

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Wednesday, July 23

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Wednesday, July 23

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Wednesday, July 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, July 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, July 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, July 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, July 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, July 23

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, July 24

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Thursday, July 24

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Thursday, July 24

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Season 8 • Episode 12

Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket.

Thursday, July 24

The White Sheep of the Family

Season 8 • Episode 13

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Thursday, July 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, July 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, July 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, July 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, July 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, July 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, July 25

Becky Howser, M.D.

Season 8 • Episode 14

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Friday, July 25

Out of the Past

Season 8 • Episode 15

Roseanne and Jackie reminisce with Nana Mary (Shelley Winters).

Friday, July 25

Construction Junction

Season 8 • Episode 16

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Friday, July 25

We're Going to Disney World

Season 8 • Episode 17

Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Friday, July 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, July 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, July 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, July 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, July 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, July 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

Disney World War II

Season 8 • Episode 18

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service.

Saturday, July 26

Springtime for David

Season 8 • Episode 19

David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.

Saturday, July 26

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Season 8 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Saturday, July 26

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Season 8 • Episode 21

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, July 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, July 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 29

Ballroom Blitz

Season 8 • Episode 22

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev takes dance lessons.

Tuesday, July 29

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Tuesday, July 29

Heart & Soul

Season 8 • Episode 24

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Tuesday, July 29

Fights and Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 25

Dan comes home from the hospital; Roseanne notices that he has not been sticking to his diet regime.

Tuesday, July 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, July 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.