Roseanne

Friday, July 26

Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

Season 5 • Episode 16

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior.

Friday, July 26

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Season 5 • Episode 17

Roseanne's cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school.

Friday, July 26

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Season 5 • Episode 18

In Hollywood the gang sees a taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show."

Friday, July 26

It's a Boy!

Season 5 • Episode 19

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Friday, July 26

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Season 5 • Episode 20

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan.

Friday, July 26

Playing With Matches

Season 5 • Episode 21

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly.

Friday, July 26

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Friday, July 26

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Friday, July 26

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Friday, July 26

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Saturday, July 27

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Season 1 • Episode 12

Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.

Saturday, July 27

Father's Day

Season 1 • Episode 14

Roseanne is mediator to Dan and his salesman father (Ned Beatty).

Saturday, July 27

Nightmare on Oak Street

Season 1 • Episode 15

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Saturday, July 27

Mall Story

Season 1 • Episode 16

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Saturday, July 27

Becky's Choice

Season 1 • Episode 17

Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.

Saturday, July 27

The Slice of Life

Season 1 • Episode 18

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne and Dan anxious.

Saturday, July 27

Workin' Overtime

Season 1 • Episode 19

The kids take advantage when Roseanne and Dan must work overtime.

Saturday, July 27

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Season 1 • Episode 20

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Saturday, July 27

Death and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 21

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan repairing the refrigerator.

Saturday, July 27

Dear Mom and Dad

Season 1 • Episode 22

An unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) creates havoc.

Saturday, July 27

Let's Call It Quits

Season 1 • Episode 23

Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss (Fred Dalton Thompson) at the factory.

Saturday, July 27

Inherit the Wind

Season 2 • Episode 1

Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Monday, July 29

Promises, Promises

Season 5 • Episode 22

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Monday, July 29

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Season 5 • Episode 23

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished.

Monday, July 29

Tooth or Consequences

Season 5 • Episode 24

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job.

Monday, July 29

Daughters and Other Strangers

Season 5 • Episode 25

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home.

Monday, July 29

Two Down, One to Go

Season 6 • Episode 1

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Monday, July 29

The Mommy's Curse

Season 6 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Monday, July 29

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Monday, July 29

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Monday, July 29

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Monday, July 29

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Tuesday, July 30

Party Politics

Season 6 • Episode 3

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Tuesday, July 30

A Stash From the Past

Season 6 • Episode 4

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Tuesday, July 30

Be My Baby

Season 6 • Episode 5

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Tuesday, July 30

Halloween V

Season 6 • Episode 6

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Tuesday, July 30

Homeward Bound

Season 6 • Episode 7

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Tuesday, July 30

Guilt by Imagination

Season 6 • Episode 8

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Tuesday, July 30

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Tuesday, July 30

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Tuesday, July 30

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father (Ned Beatty) announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Tuesday, July 30

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.

Wednesday, July 31

Homecoming

Season 6 • Episode 9

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan.

Wednesday, July 31

The Driver's Seat

Season 6 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Wednesday, July 31

White Trash Christmas

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Wednesday, July 31

Suck Up or Shut Up

Season 6 • Episode 13

To help business at the diner, Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group.

Wednesday, July 31

Busted

Season 6 • Episode 14

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Wednesday, July 31

David vs. Goliath

Season 6 • Episode 15

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Wednesday, July 31

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Wednesday, July 31

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Wednesday, July 31

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene is spurned.

Wednesday, July 31

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Thursday, August 1

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Season 6 • Episode 16

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Thursday, August 1

Don't Make Room for Daddy

Season 6 • Episode 17

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Thursday, August 1

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Season 6 • Episode 18

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Thursday, August 1

Labor Day

Season 6 • Episode 19

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Thursday, August 1

Past Imperfect

Season 6 • Episode 20

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Thursday, August 1

Lies My Father Told Me

Season 6 • Episode 21

Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.

Thursday, August 1

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Thursday, August 1

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Thursday, August 1

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Thursday, August 1

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Friday, August 2

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

Season 6 • Episode 22

D.J. makes Roseanne feel guilty for keeping a mistaken delivery.

Friday, August 2

Body by Jake

Season 6 • Episode 23

Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home.

Friday, August 2

Isn't It Romantic?

Season 6 • Episode 24

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Friday, August 2

Altar Egos

Season 6 • Episode 25

Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about marriage.

Friday, August 2

Nine Is Enough

Season 7 • Episode 1

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark.

Friday, August 2

Two for One

Season 7 • Episode 2

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Friday, August 2

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Friday, August 2

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Friday, August 2

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Friday, August 2

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Saturday, August 3

Little Sister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.

Saturday, August 3

Guilt by Disassociation

Season 2 • Episode 3

An inexperienced Roseanne has to use a computer at her new job.

Saturday, August 3

Somebody Stole My Gal

Season 2 • Episode 4

Dan's lonely boss comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Saturday, August 3

House of Grown-Ups

Season 2 • Episode 5

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp.

Saturday, August 3

Life and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 1

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Saturday, August 3

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Saturday, August 3

We're in the Money

Season 1 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Dan pledge to pay off their bills after Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job.

Saturday, August 3

BOO!

Season 2 • Episode 7

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Saturday, August 3

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Saturday, August 3

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Saturday, August 3

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Saturday, August 3

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Saturday, August 3

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Saturday, August 3

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Monday, August 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 5

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Monday, August 5

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Monday, August 5

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Monday, August 5

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Tuesday, August 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, August 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, August 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, August 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, August 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, August 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, August 6

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Tuesday, August 6

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Tuesday, August 6

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Tuesday, August 6

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Wednesday, August 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, August 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, August 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, August 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, August 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, August 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, August 7

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Wednesday, August 7

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Wednesday, August 7

Santa Claus

Season 4 • Episode 12

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Wednesday, August 7

Bingo

Season 4 • Episode 13

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids baby-sit Crystal's son.

Thursday, August 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, August 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, August 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, August 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, August 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, August 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, August 8

The Bowling Show

Season 4 • Episode 14

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Thursday, August 8

The Back Story

Season 4 • Episode 15

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the house.

Thursday, August 8

Less Is More

Season 4 • Episode 16

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Thursday, August 8

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 17

Roseanne is glad when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Friday, August 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, August 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, August 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, August 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, August 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, August 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, August 9

This Old House

Season 4 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Jackie's childhood house is slated for demolition.

Friday, August 9

The Commercial Show

Season 4 • Episode 19

The neighbors move; Roseanne pitches the Conners' business on television.

Friday, August 9

Therapy

Season 4 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie see a therapist to work out their differences.

Friday, August 9

Lies

Season 4 • Episode 21

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Saturday, August 10

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky and her friend (Lindsay Fisher) suffer the consequences when they get drunk.

Saturday, August 10

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Saturday, August 10

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend.

Saturday, August 10

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Saturday, August 10

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Saturday, August 10

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Saturday, August 10

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Saturday, August 10

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Saturday, August 10

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Saturday, August 10

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Saturday, August 10

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Saturday, August 10

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Monday, August 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, August 12

Deliverance

Season 4 • Episode 22

Dan must step in for Roseanne as Crystal's delivery-room coach.

Monday, August 12

Secrets

Season 4 • Episode 23

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne.

Monday, August 12

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 24

Roseanne tires of being disciplinarian; the girls buy her a make-over.

Monday, August 12

Aliens

Season 4 • Episode 25

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.