Roseanne

Friday, March 14

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Friday, March 14

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Friday, March 14

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Friday, March 14

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Saturday, March 15

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Season 1 • Episode 12

Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.

Saturday, March 15

Father's Day

Season 1 • Episode 14

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't.

Saturday, March 15

Nightmare on Oak Street

Season 1 • Episode 15

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Saturday, March 15

Mall Story

Season 1 • Episode 16

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Saturday, March 15

Becky's Choice

Season 1 • Episode 17

Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.

Saturday, March 15

The Slice of Life

Season 1 • Episode 18

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne and Dan anxious.

Saturday, March 15

Workin' Overtime

Season 1 • Episode 19

The kids take advantage when Roseanne and Dan must work overtime.

Saturday, March 15

Death and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 21

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan repairing the refrigerator.

Saturday, March 15

Dear Mom and Dad

Season 1 • Episode 22

An unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) creates havoc.

Saturday, March 15

Let's Call It Quits

Season 1 • Episode 23

Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss (Fred Dalton Thompson) at the factory.

Saturday, March 15

Inherit the Wind

Season 2 • Episode 1

Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Saturday, March 15

Little Sister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.

Sunday, March 16

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Sunday, March 16

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Sunday, March 16

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined; Darlene gets her heart broken.

Sunday, March 16

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Monday, March 17

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Monday, March 17

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Monday, March 17

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Monday, March 17

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Monday, March 17

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Monday, March 17

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Monday, March 17

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Monday, March 17

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Monday, March 17

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Monday, March 17

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Tuesday, March 18

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Tuesday, March 18

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Tuesday, March 18

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Tuesday, March 18

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Tuesday, March 18

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Tuesday, March 18

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Tuesday, March 18

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Tuesday, March 18

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Tuesday, March 18

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Tuesday, March 18

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Wednesday, March 19

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Wednesday, March 19

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Wednesday, March 19

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Wednesday, March 19

Santa Claus

Season 4 • Episode 12

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Wednesday, March 19

Bingo

Season 4 • Episode 13

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Wednesday, March 19

The Bowling Show

Season 4 • Episode 14

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Wednesday, March 19

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Wednesday, March 19

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Wednesday, March 19

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Wednesday, March 19

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Thursday, March 20

The Back Story

Season 4 • Episode 15

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the house.

Thursday, March 20

Less Is More

Season 4 • Episode 16

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Thursday, March 20

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 17

Roseanne is glad when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Thursday, March 20

This Old House

Season 4 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Jackie's childhood house is slated for demolition.

Thursday, March 20

The Commercial Show

Season 4 • Episode 19

The neighbors move; Roseanne pitches the Conners' business on television.

Thursday, March 20

Therapy

Season 4 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie see a therapist to work out their differences.

Thursday, March 20

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Thursday, March 20

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Thursday, March 20

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Thursday, March 20

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Friday, March 21

Lies

Season 4 • Episode 21

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Friday, March 21

Deliverance

Season 4 • Episode 22

Dan must step in for Roseanne as Crystal's delivery-room coach.

Friday, March 21

Secrets

Season 4 • Episode 23

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne.

Friday, March 21

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 24

Roseanne tires of being disciplinarian; the girls buy her a make-over.

Friday, March 21

Aliens

Season 4 • Episode 25

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Friday, March 21

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 1

Dan's motorcycle business fails; Becky mulls relocating with Mark.

Friday, March 21

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 2

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Friday, March 21

The Dark Ages

Season 5 • Episode 3

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Friday, March 21

Mommy Nearest

Season 5 • Episode 4

Roseanne's mom wants to move to Lanford; Jackie dates a younger guy.

Friday, March 21

Pretty in Black

Season 5 • Episode 5

Darlene's Sweet Sixteen birthday party; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Friday, March 21

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Friday, March 21

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Friday, March 21

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Friday, March 21

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Saturday, March 22

Guilt by Disassociation

Season 2 • Episode 3

An inexperienced Roseanne has to use a computer at her new job.

Saturday, March 22

Somebody Stole My Gal

Season 2 • Episode 4

Dan's lonely boss comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Saturday, March 22

House of Grown-Ups

Season 2 • Episode 5

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp.

Saturday, March 22

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Saturday, March 22

BOO!

Season 2 • Episode 7

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Saturday, March 22

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Saturday, March 22

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Saturday, March 22

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Saturday, March 22

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Saturday, March 22

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Saturday, March 22

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Saturday, March 22

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Sunday, March 23

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Sunday, March 23

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Sunday, March 23

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Sunday, March 23

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Monday, March 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 24

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Monday, March 24

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Monday, March 24

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Monday, March 24

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined; Darlene gets her heart broken.

Tuesday, March 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 25

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Tuesday, March 25

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Tuesday, March 25

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Tuesday, March 25

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Wednesday, March 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 26

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Wednesday, March 26

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Wednesday, March 26

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Wednesday, March 26

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Thursday, March 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 27

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Thursday, March 27

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Thursday, March 27

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Thursday, March 27

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Friday, March 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 28

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Friday, March 28

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Friday, March 28

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Friday, March 28

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 31

Bingo

Season 4 • Episode 13

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Monday, March 31

The Bowling Show

Season 4 • Episode 14

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Monday, March 31

The Back Story

Season 4 • Episode 15

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the house.

Monday, March 31

Less Is More

Season 4 • Episode 16

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Tuesday, April 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.