Roseanne

Saturday, December 27

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Saturday, December 27

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Saturday, December 27

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out.

Saturday, December 27

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Saturday, December 27

Playing With Matches

Season 5 • Episode 21

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly.

Saturday, December 27

Promises, Promises

Season 5 • Episode 22

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Saturday, December 27

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Season 5 • Episode 23

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished.

Saturday, December 27

Tooth or Consequences

Season 5 • Episode 24

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job.

Saturday, December 27

Daughters and Other Strangers

Season 5 • Episode 25

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home.

Saturday, December 27

Two Down, One to Go

Season 6 • Episode 1

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Saturday, December 27

The Mommy's Curse

Season 6 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Saturday, December 27

Party Politics

Season 6 • Episode 3

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Saturday, December 27

A Stash From the Past

Season 6 • Episode 4

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Saturday, December 27

Be My Baby

Season 6 • Episode 5

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Saturday, December 27

Homeward Bound

Season 6 • Episode 7

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Saturday, December 27

Guilt by Imagination

Season 6 • Episode 8

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Saturday, December 27

Homecoming

Season 6 • Episode 9

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan.

Saturday, December 27

Thanksgiving '93

Season 6 • Episode 10

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Monday, December 29

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Monday, December 29

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Monday, December 29

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Monday, December 29

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Monday, December 29

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Monday, December 29

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Monday, December 29

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 24

Roseanne tires of being disciplinarian; the girls buy her a make-over.

Monday, December 29

Aliens

Season 4 • Episode 25

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Monday, December 29

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 1

Dan's motorcycle business fails; Becky mulls relocating with Mark.

Monday, December 29

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 2

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Tuesday, December 30

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Tuesday, December 30

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Tuesday, December 30

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Tuesday, December 30

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Tuesday, December 30

The Driver's Seat

Season 6 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Tuesday, December 30

White Trash Christmas

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Tuesday, December 30

Suck Up or Shut Up

Season 6 • Episode 13

To help business at the diner, Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group.

Tuesday, December 30

Busted

Season 6 • Episode 14

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Tuesday, December 30

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Tuesday, December 30

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Tuesday, December 30

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Tuesday, December 30

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Tuesday, December 30

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Tuesday, December 30

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Tuesday, December 30

The Dark Ages

Season 5 • Episode 3

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Tuesday, December 30

Mommy Nearest

Season 5 • Episode 4

Roseanne's mom wants to move to Lanford; Jackie dates a younger guy.

Tuesday, December 30

Pretty in Black

Season 5 • Episode 5

Darlene's Sweet Sixteen birthday party; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Tuesday, December 30

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Season 5 • Episode 6

Denied a loan to open a restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother.

Wednesday, December 31

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Wednesday, December 31

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Wednesday, December 31

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Wednesday, December 31

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Wednesday, December 31

David vs. Goliath

Season 6 • Episode 15

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Wednesday, December 31

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Season 6 • Episode 16

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Wednesday, December 31

Don't Make Room for Daddy

Season 6 • Episode 17

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Wednesday, December 31

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Season 6 • Episode 18

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Wednesday, December 31

Ladies Choice

Season 5 • Episode 8

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home.

Wednesday, December 31

Stand on Your Man

Season 5 • Episode 9

After a burglary attempt, Roseanne and Jackie take a self-defense course.

Wednesday, December 31

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Season 5 • Episode 10

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late from a rock concert.

Wednesday, December 31

Of Ice and Men

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher comes to an end.

Thursday, January 1

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Thursday, January 1

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Thursday, January 1

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Thursday, January 1

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Thursday, January 1

Labor Day

Season 6 • Episode 19

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Thursday, January 1

Past Imperfect

Season 6 • Episode 20

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Thursday, January 1

Lies My Father Told Me

Season 6 • Episode 21

Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.

Thursday, January 1

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

Season 6 • Episode 22

D.J. makes Roseanne feel guilty for keeping a mistaken delivery.

Thursday, January 1

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Thursday, January 1

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Thursday, January 1

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Thursday, January 1

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Season 8 • Episode 12

Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket.

Thursday, January 1

The White Sheep of the Family

Season 8 • Episode 13

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Thursday, January 1

Becky Howser, M.D.

Season 8 • Episode 14

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Thursday, January 1

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Thursday, January 1

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Thursday, January 1

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Thursday, January 1

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Friday, January 2

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Friday, January 2

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Friday, January 2

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Friday, January 2

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Friday, January 2

Out of the Past

Season 8 • Episode 15

Roseanne and Jackie reminisce with Nana Mary (Shelley Winters).

Friday, January 2

Construction Junction

Season 8 • Episode 16

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Friday, January 2

We're Going to Disney World

Season 8 • Episode 17

Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Friday, January 2

Disney World War II

Season 8 • Episode 18

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service.

Friday, January 2

Springtime for David

Season 8 • Episode 19

David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.

Friday, January 2

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Season 8 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Friday, January 2

Crime and Punishment

Season 5 • Episode 13

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Friday, January 2

War and Peace

Season 5 • Episode 14

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital.

Friday, January 2

Lanford Daze

Season 5 • Episode 15

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a play.

Friday, January 2

Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

Season 5 • Episode 16

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior.

Saturday, January 3

Life and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 1

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Saturday, January 3

We're in the Money

Season 1 • Episode 2

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision.

Saturday, January 3

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Season 1 • Episode 3

Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.

Saturday, January 3

Language Lessons

Season 1 • Episode 4

A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.

Saturday, January 3

Body by Jake

Season 6 • Episode 23

Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home.

Saturday, January 3

Isn't It Romantic?

Season 6 • Episode 24

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Saturday, January 3

Altar Egos

Season 6 • Episode 25

Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about marriage.

Saturday, January 3

Nine Is Enough

Season 7 • Episode 1

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark.

Saturday, January 3

Two for One

Season 7 • Episode 2

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Saturday, January 3

Snoop Davey Dave

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.

Saturday, January 3

Girl Talk

Season 7 • Episode 4

Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having problems; Roseanne steps in to solve them.

Saturday, January 3

Sleeper

Season 7 • Episode 5

David had a sexy dream about a married Conner woman; trying to figure out the who and the why.

Saturday, January 3

Follow the Son

Season 7 • Episode 7

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne has trouble loosening the apron strings; Darlene has some plans.

Saturday, January 3

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Saturday, January 3

White Men Can't Kiss

Season 7 • Episode 9

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Saturday, January 3

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Saturday, January 3

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, Dan feels left out of the decision-making process.

Saturday, January 3

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Saturday, January 3

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Saturday, January 3

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out.

Saturday, January 3

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Saturday, January 3

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Saturday, January 3

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Saturday, January 3

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Monday, January 5

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Season 8 • Episode 21

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Monday, January 5

Ballroom Blitz

Season 8 • Episode 22

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev takes dance lessons.

Monday, January 5

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Monday, January 5

Heart & Soul

Season 8 • Episode 24

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Monday, January 5

Fights and Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 25

Dan comes home from the hospital; Roseanne notices that he has not been sticking to his diet regime.

Monday, January 5

Call Waiting

Season 9 • Episode 1

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Monday, January 5

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Season 5 • Episode 17

Roseanne's cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school.

Monday, January 5

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Season 5 • Episode 18

In Hollywood the gang sees a taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show."

Monday, January 5

It's a Boy!

Season 5 • Episode 19

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Monday, January 5

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Season 5 • Episode 20

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan.

Tuesday, January 6

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Tuesday, January 6

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Tuesday, January 6

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Season 8 • Episode 12

Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket.

Tuesday, January 6

The White Sheep of the Family

Season 8 • Episode 13

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Tuesday, January 6

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Tuesday, January 6

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Tuesday, January 6

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Tuesday, January 6

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Tuesday, January 6

Millions From Heaven

Season 9 • Episode 2

Lottery winners Dan and Roseanne are determined not to change.

Tuesday, January 6

What a Day for a Daydream

Season 9 • Episode 3

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

Tuesday, January 6

Honor Thy Mother

Season 9 • Episode 4

Roseanne and Jackie plan to go to an exotic spa; depressed Dan stays home.

Tuesday, January 6

Someday My Prince Will Come

Season 9 • Episode 5

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sees Jackie on TV and becomes infatuated with her.

Tuesday, January 6

Pampered to a Pulp

Season 9 • Episode 6

Roseanne and Jackie seek rest and relaxation at an exotic spa.

Tuesday, January 6

Satan, Darling

Season 9 • Episode 7

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

Tuesday, January 6

Playing With Matches

Season 5 • Episode 21

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly.

Tuesday, January 6

Promises, Promises

Season 5 • Episode 22

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Tuesday, January 6

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Season 5 • Episode 23

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished.

Tuesday, January 6

Tooth or Consequences

Season 5 • Episode 24

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job.

Wednesday, January 7

Becky Howser, M.D.

Season 8 • Episode 14

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Wednesday, January 7

Out of the Past

Season 8 • Episode 15

Roseanne and Jackie reminisce with Nana Mary (Shelley Winters).

Wednesday, January 7

We're Going to Disney World

Season 8 • Episode 17

Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Wednesday, January 7

Disney World War II

Season 8 • Episode 18

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service.

Wednesday, January 7

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Wednesday, January 7

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Wednesday, January 7

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Wednesday, January 7

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Wednesday, January 7

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

Season 9 • Episode 8

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Wednesday, January 7

Roseambo

Season 9 • Episode 9

Terrorists hold the Conners captive aboard a speeding train; guest Steven Seagal.

Wednesday, January 7

Home Is Where the Afghan Is

Season 9 • Episode 10

Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

Wednesday, January 7

Mothers and Other Strangers

Season 9 • Episode 11

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

Wednesday, January 7

Home for the Holidays

Season 9 • Episode 12

Dan returns home to celebrate Christmas after visiting his mother in California.

Wednesday, January 7

Say It Ain't So

Season 9 • Episode 13

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Wednesday, January 7

Daughters and Other Strangers

Season 5 • Episode 25

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home.

Wednesday, January 7

Two Down, One to Go

Season 6 • Episode 1

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Wednesday, January 7

The Mommy's Curse

Season 6 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Wednesday, January 7

Party Politics

Season 6 • Episode 3

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Thursday, January 8

Construction Junction

Season 8 • Episode 16

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Thursday, January 8

Springtime for David

Season 8 • Episode 19

David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.

Thursday, January 8

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Season 8 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Thursday, January 8

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Season 8 • Episode 21

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Thursday, January 8

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Thursday, January 8

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Thursday, January 8

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Thursday, January 8

Hit the Road, Jack

Season 9 • Episode 14

Roseanne assesses her marriage, as Dan prepares to return to California.

Thursday, January 8

The War Room

Season 9 • Episode 15

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

Thursday, January 8

Lanford's Elite

Season 9 • Episode 16

Roseanne bonds with the son of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

Thursday, January 8

Some Enchanted Merger

Season 9 • Episode 17

Roseanne discovers a mutual attraction with Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin).

Thursday, January 8

A Second Chance

Season 9 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

Thursday, January 8

The Miracle

Season 9 • Episode 19

Doctors offer little hope for the survival of Darlene's premature baby.

Thursday, January 8

A Stash From the Past

Season 6 • Episode 4

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Thursday, January 8

Be My Baby

Season 6 • Episode 5

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Thursday, January 8

Halloween V

Season 6 • Episode 6

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Thursday, January 8

Homeward Bound

Season 6 • Episode 7

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Friday, January 9

Ballroom Blitz

Season 8 • Episode 22

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev takes dance lessons.

Friday, January 9

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Friday, January 9

Heart & Soul

Season 8 • Episode 24

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Friday, January 9

Fights and Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 25

Dan comes home from the hospital; Roseanne notices that he has not been sticking to his diet regime.

Friday, January 9

Roseanne-Feld

Season 9 • Episode 20

Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

Friday, January 9

The Truth Be Told

Season 9 • Episode 21

Two televison programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story.

Friday, January 9

Arsenic and Old Mom

Season 9 • Episode 22

Dan's mom arrives after just being released from a psychiatric hospital.

Friday, January 9

Into That Good Night

Season 9 • Episode 23

Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

Friday, January 9

Into That Good Night

Season 9 • Episode 24

The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

Friday, January 9

Life and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 1

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Friday, January 9

Guilt by Imagination

Season 6 • Episode 8

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Friday, January 9

Homecoming

Season 6 • Episode 9

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan.

Friday, January 9

Thanksgiving '93

Season 6 • Episode 10

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Friday, January 9

The Driver's Seat

Season 6 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Saturday, January 10

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Saturday, January 10

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Saturday, January 10

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Saturday, January 10

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Saturday, January 10

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Saturday, January 10

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Saturday, January 10

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Saturday, January 10

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Season 8 • Episode 12

Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket.

Saturday, January 10

The White Sheep of the Family

Season 8 • Episode 13

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Saturday, January 10

Becky Howser, M.D.

Season 8 • Episode 14

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Saturday, January 10

Out of the Past

Season 8 • Episode 15

Roseanne and Jackie reminisce with Nana Mary (Shelley Winters).

Saturday, January 10

Construction Junction

Season 8 • Episode 16

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Saturday, January 10

We're Going to Disney World

Season 8 • Episode 17

Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Saturday, January 10

Disney World War II

Season 8 • Episode 18

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service.

Saturday, January 10

Springtime for David

Season 8 • Episode 19

David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.

Saturday, January 10

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Season 8 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Saturday, January 10

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Season 8 • Episode 21

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Saturday, January 10

Ballroom Blitz

Season 8 • Episode 22

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev takes dance lessons.

Saturday, January 10

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Saturday, January 10

Heart & Soul

Season 8 • Episode 24

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Monday, January 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 12

Suck Up or Shut Up

Season 6 • Episode 13

To help business at the diner, Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group.

Monday, January 12

Busted

Season 6 • Episode 14

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Monday, January 12

David vs. Goliath

Season 6 • Episode 15

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Monday, January 12

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Season 6 • Episode 16

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Tuesday, January 13

Someday My Prince Will Come

Season 9 • Episode 5

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sees Jackie on TV and becomes infatuated with her.

Tuesday, January 13

Pampered to a Pulp

Season 9 • Episode 6

Roseanne and Jackie seek rest and relaxation at an exotic spa.

Tuesday, January 13

Satan, Darling

Season 9 • Episode 7

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

Tuesday, January 13

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

Season 9 • Episode 8

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Tuesday, January 13

Fights and Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 25

Dan comes home from the hospital; Roseanne notices that he has not been sticking to his diet regime.

Tuesday, January 13

Life and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 1

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Tuesday, January 13

We're in the Money

Season 1 • Episode 2

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision.

Tuesday, January 13

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Season 1 • Episode 3

Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.

Tuesday, January 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 13

Don't Make Room for Daddy

Season 6 • Episode 17

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Tuesday, January 13

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Season 6 • Episode 18

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Tuesday, January 13

Labor Day

Season 6 • Episode 19

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Tuesday, January 13

Past Imperfect

Season 6 • Episode 20

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.