Roseanne

Monday, February 16

Girl Talk

Season 7 • Episode 4

Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having problems; Roseanne steps in to solve them.

Monday, February 16

Sleeper

Season 7 • Episode 5

David had a sexy dream about a married Conner woman; trying to figure out the who and the why.

Monday, February 16

Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7 • Episode 6

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner.

Monday, February 16

Follow the Son

Season 7 • Episode 7

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne has trouble loosening the apron strings; Darlene has some plans.

Monday, February 16

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Monday, February 16

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Monday, February 16

The Memory Game

Season 1 • Episode 7

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion.

Monday, February 16

Here's to Good Friends

Season 1 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.

Monday, February 16

Dan's Birthday Bash

Season 1 • Episode 9

Dan's birthday party gets out of hand when a drunken man picks a fight with Dan.

Monday, February 16

Saturday

Season 1 • Episode 10

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday.

Tuesday, February 17

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Tuesday, February 17

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Tuesday, February 17

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Tuesday, February 17

The Commercial Show

Season 4 • Episode 19

The neighbors move; Roseanne pitches the Conners' business on television.

Tuesday, February 17

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Tuesday, February 17

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, Dan feels left out of the decision-making process.

Tuesday, February 17

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Tuesday, February 17

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Tuesday, February 17

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, Dan feels left out of the decision-making process.

Tuesday, February 17

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Tuesday, February 17

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Tuesday, February 17

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out.

Tuesday, February 17

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Tuesday, February 17

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Tuesday, February 17

Canoga Time

Season 1 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.

Tuesday, February 17

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Season 1 • Episode 13

Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend their romantic 15th anniversary.

Tuesday, February 17

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Season 1 • Episode 12

Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.

Tuesday, February 17

Father's Day

Season 1 • Episode 14

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't.

Wednesday, February 18

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Wednesday, February 18

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Wednesday, February 18

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Wednesday, February 18

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Wednesday, February 18

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out.

Wednesday, February 18

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Wednesday, February 18

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Wednesday, February 18

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Wednesday, February 18

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Wednesday, February 18

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Wednesday, February 18

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Wednesday, February 18

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Wednesday, February 18

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Wednesday, February 18

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Wednesday, February 18

Nightmare on Oak Street

Season 1 • Episode 15

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Wednesday, February 18

Mall Story

Season 1 • Episode 16

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Wednesday, February 18

Becky's Choice

Season 1 • Episode 17

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip over for a dinner party.

Wednesday, February 18

The Slice of Life

Season 1 • Episode 18

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne and Dan anxious.

Thursday, February 19

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Thursday, February 19

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Thursday, February 19

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Thursday, February 19

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Thursday, February 19

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Thursday, February 19

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Thursday, February 19

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Thursday, February 19

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Thursday, February 19

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Thursday, February 19

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Thursday, February 19

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Thursday, February 19

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Thursday, February 19

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Thursday, February 19

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Thursday, February 19

Workin' Overtime

Season 1 • Episode 19

After a two weeks of working overtime and coming home to chaos, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.

Thursday, February 19

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Season 1 • Episode 20

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Thursday, February 19

Death and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 21

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan repairing the refrigerator.

Thursday, February 19

Dear Mom and Dad

Season 1 • Episode 22

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

Friday, February 20

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Friday, February 20

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Friday, February 20

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Friday, February 20

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Friday, February 20

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Friday, February 20

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Friday, February 20

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Friday, February 20

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Friday, February 20

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Friday, February 20

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Friday, February 20

Let's Call It Quits

Season 1 • Episode 23

Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss at the factory.

Friday, February 20

Inherit the Wind

Season 2 • Episode 1

Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Friday, February 20

Little Sister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.

Friday, February 20

Guilt by Disassociation

Season 2 • Episode 3

An inexperienced Roseanne has to use a computer at her new job.

Saturday, February 21

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Saturday, February 21

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Saturday, February 21

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Saturday, February 21

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Saturday, February 21

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Saturday, February 21

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Saturday, February 21

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Saturday, February 21

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Saturday, February 21

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Saturday, February 21

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Saturday, February 21

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Saturday, February 21

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Saturday, February 21

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Saturday, February 21

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Saturday, February 21

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Saturday, February 21

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Saturday, February 21

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Season 8 • Episode 12

Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket.

Monday, February 23

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Monday, February 23

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Monday, February 23

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Monday, February 23

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Season 8 • Episode 12

Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket.

Monday, February 23

The White Sheep of the Family

Season 8 • Episode 13

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Monday, February 23

Becky Howser, M.D.

Season 8 • Episode 14

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Monday, February 23

Somebody Stole My Gal

Season 2 • Episode 4

Dan's lonely boss comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Monday, February 23

House of Grown-Ups

Season 2 • Episode 5

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp.

Monday, February 23

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Monday, February 23

BOO!

Season 2 • Episode 7

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Tuesday, February 24

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Tuesday, February 24

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Tuesday, February 24

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Tuesday, February 24

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Tuesday, February 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 24

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 24

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Tuesday, February 24

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Tuesday, February 24

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Tuesday, February 24

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Wednesday, February 25

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Wednesday, February 25

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Wednesday, February 25

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Wednesday, February 25

Santa Claus

Season 4 • Episode 12

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Wednesday, February 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, February 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, February 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, February 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, February 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, February 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, February 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, February 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, February 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, February 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, February 25

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Wednesday, February 25

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Wednesday, February 25

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Wednesday, February 25

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Thursday, February 26

Bingo

Season 4 • Episode 13

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Thursday, February 26

The Bowling Show

Season 4 • Episode 14

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Thursday, February 26

The Back Story

Season 4 • Episode 15

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the house.

Thursday, February 26

Less Is More

Season 4 • Episode 16

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Thursday, February 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, February 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, February 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, February 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, February 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, February 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, February 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, February 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, February 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, February 26

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, February 26

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Thursday, February 26

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Thursday, February 26

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Thursday, February 26

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Friday, February 27

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 17

Roseanne is glad when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Friday, February 27

This Old House

Season 4 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Jackie's childhood house is slated for demolition.

Friday, February 27

The Commercial Show

Season 4 • Episode 19

The neighbors move; Roseanne pitches the Conners' business on television.

Friday, February 27

Therapy

Season 4 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie see a therapist to work out their differences.

Friday, February 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, February 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, February 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, February 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, February 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, February 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, February 27

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Friday, February 27

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Friday, February 27

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Friday, February 27

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Monday, March 2

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Monday, March 2

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Monday, March 2

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Tuesday, March 3

Lies

Season 4 • Episode 21

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Tuesday, March 3

Deliverance

Season 4 • Episode 22

Dan must step in for Roseanne as Crystal's delivery-room coach.

Tuesday, March 3

Secrets

Season 4 • Episode 23

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne.

Tuesday, March 3

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 24

Roseanne tires of being disciplinarian; the girls buy her a make-over.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Tuesday, March 3

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Tuesday, March 3

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Tuesday, March 3

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Wednesday, March 4

Aliens

Season 4 • Episode 25

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Wednesday, March 4

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 1

Dan's motorcycle business fails; Becky mulls relocating with Mark.

Wednesday, March 4

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 2

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Wednesday, March 4

The Dark Ages

Season 5 • Episode 3

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Wednesday, March 4

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Wednesday, March 4

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Wednesday, March 4

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Thursday, March 5

Mommy Nearest

Season 5 • Episode 4

Roseanne's mom wants to move to Lanford; Jackie dates a younger guy.

Thursday, March 5

Pretty in Black

Season 5 • Episode 5

Darlene's Sweet Sixteen birthday party; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Thursday, March 5

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Season 5 • Episode 6

Denied a loan to open a restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother.

Thursday, March 5

Halloween IV

Season 5 • Episode 7

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Thursday, March 5

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Thursday, March 5

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Thursday, March 5

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.