Roseanne

Wednesday, April 1

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Wednesday, April 1

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Wednesday, April 1

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Wednesday, April 1

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Wednesday, April 1

Daughters and Other Strangers

Season 5 • Episode 25

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home.

Wednesday, April 1

Two Down, One to Go

Season 6 • Episode 1

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Wednesday, April 1

The Mommy's Curse

Season 6 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Wednesday, April 1

Party Politics

Season 6 • Episode 3

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Wednesday, April 1

A Stash From the Past

Season 6 • Episode 4

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Wednesday, April 1

Be My Baby

Season 6 • Episode 5

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Wednesday, April 1

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Wednesday, April 1

Don't Make Room for Daddy

Season 6 • Episode 17

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Wednesday, April 1

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Season 6 • Episode 18

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Wednesday, April 1

Labor Day

Season 6 • Episode 19

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Thursday, April 2

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Thursday, April 2

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Thursday, April 2

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Thursday, April 2

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Thursday, April 2

Halloween V

Season 6 • Episode 6

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Thursday, April 2

Homeward Bound

Season 6 • Episode 7

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Thursday, April 2

Guilt by Imagination

Season 6 • Episode 8

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Thursday, April 2

Homecoming

Season 6 • Episode 9

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan.

Thursday, April 2

Thanksgiving '93

Season 6 • Episode 10

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Thursday, April 2

The Driver's Seat

Season 6 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Thursday, April 2

Past Imperfect

Season 6 • Episode 20

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Thursday, April 2

Lies My Father Told Me

Season 6 • Episode 21

Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.

Thursday, April 2

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

Season 6 • Episode 22

D.J. makes Roseanne feel guilty for keeping a mistaken delivery.

Thursday, April 2

Body by Jake

Season 6 • Episode 23

Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home.

Friday, April 3

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Friday, April 3

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Friday, April 3

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Friday, April 3

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Friday, April 3

White Trash Christmas

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Friday, April 3

Suck Up or Shut Up

Season 6 • Episode 13

To help business at the diner, Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group.

Friday, April 3

Busted

Season 6 • Episode 14

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Friday, April 3

David vs. Goliath

Season 6 • Episode 15

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Friday, April 3

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Season 6 • Episode 16

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Friday, April 3

Don't Make Room for Daddy

Season 6 • Episode 17

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Friday, April 3

Isn't It Romantic?

Season 6 • Episode 24

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Friday, April 3

Altar Egos

Season 6 • Episode 25

Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about marriage.

Friday, April 3

Nine Is Enough

Season 7 • Episode 1

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark.

Friday, April 3

Two for One

Season 7 • Episode 2

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Saturday, April 4

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

Season 6 • Episode 22

D.J. makes Roseanne feel guilty for keeping a mistaken delivery.

Saturday, April 4

Body by Jake

Season 6 • Episode 23

Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home.

Saturday, April 4

Isn't It Romantic?

Season 6 • Episode 24

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Saturday, April 4

Altar Egos

Season 6 • Episode 25

Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about marriage.

Saturday, April 4

Nine Is Enough

Season 7 • Episode 1

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark.

Saturday, April 4

Two for One

Season 7 • Episode 2

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Saturday, April 4

Snoop Davey Dave

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.

Saturday, April 4

Girl Talk

Season 7 • Episode 4

Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having problems; Roseanne steps in to solve them.

Saturday, April 4

Sleeper

Season 7 • Episode 5

David had a sexy dream about a married Conner woman; trying to figure out the who and the why.

Saturday, April 4

Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7 • Episode 6

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner.

Saturday, April 4

Follow the Son

Season 7 • Episode 7

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne has trouble loosening the apron strings; Darlene has some plans.

Saturday, April 4

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Saturday, April 4

White Men Can't Kiss

Season 7 • Episode 9

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Saturday, April 4

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Saturday, April 4

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, Dan feels left out of the decision-making process.

Saturday, April 4

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Saturday, April 4

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Saturday, April 4

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out.

Saturday, April 4

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Monday, April 6

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Season 6 • Episode 18

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Monday, April 6

Labor Day

Season 6 • Episode 19

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Monday, April 6

Past Imperfect

Season 6 • Episode 20

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Monday, April 6

Lies My Father Told Me

Season 6 • Episode 21

Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.

Monday, April 6

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

Season 6 • Episode 22

D.J. makes Roseanne feel guilty for keeping a mistaken delivery.

Monday, April 6

Body by Jake

Season 6 • Episode 23

Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home.

Monday, April 6

Life and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 1

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Monday, April 6

We're in the Money

Season 1 • Episode 2

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision.

Monday, April 6

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Season 1 • Episode 3

Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.

Monday, April 6

Language Lessons

Season 1 • Episode 4

A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.

Tuesday, April 7

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Tuesday, April 7

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Tuesday, April 7

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Tuesday, April 7

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Tuesday, April 7

Isn't It Romantic?

Season 6 • Episode 24

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Tuesday, April 7

Altar Egos

Season 6 • Episode 25

Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about marriage.

Tuesday, April 7

Nine Is Enough

Season 7 • Episode 1

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark.

Tuesday, April 7

Two for One

Season 7 • Episode 2

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Tuesday, April 7

Snoop Davey Dave

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.

Tuesday, April 7

Girl Talk

Season 7 • Episode 4

Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having problems; Roseanne steps in to solve them.

Tuesday, April 7

Radio Days

Season 1 • Episode 5

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement.

Tuesday, April 7

Lovers' Lane

Season 1 • Episode 6

Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.

Tuesday, April 7

The Memory Game

Season 1 • Episode 7

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion.

Tuesday, April 7

Here's to Good Friends

Season 1 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.

Wednesday, April 8

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Wednesday, April 8

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Wednesday, April 8

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Wednesday, April 8

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Wednesday, April 8

Sleeper

Season 7 • Episode 5

David had a sexy dream about a married Conner woman; trying to figure out the who and the why.

Wednesday, April 8

Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7 • Episode 6

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner.

Wednesday, April 8

Follow the Son

Season 7 • Episode 7

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne has trouble loosening the apron strings; Darlene has some plans.

Wednesday, April 8

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Wednesday, April 8

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Wednesday, April 8

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, Dan feels left out of the decision-making process.

Wednesday, April 8

Dan's Birthday Bash

Season 1 • Episode 9

Dan's birthday party gets out of hand when a drunken man picks a fight with Dan.

Wednesday, April 8

Saturday

Season 1 • Episode 10

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday.

Wednesday, April 8

Canoga Time

Season 1 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.

Wednesday, April 8

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Season 1 • Episode 13

Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend their romantic 15th anniversary.

Thursday, April 9

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Thursday, April 9

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Season 8 • Episode 12

Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket.

Thursday, April 9

The White Sheep of the Family

Season 8 • Episode 13

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Thursday, April 9

Becky Howser, M.D.

Season 8 • Episode 14

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Thursday, April 9

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Thursday, April 9

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Thursday, April 9

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out.

Thursday, April 9

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Thursday, April 9

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Thursday, April 9

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Thursday, April 9

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Season 1 • Episode 12

Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.

Thursday, April 9

Father's Day

Season 1 • Episode 14

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't.

Thursday, April 9

Nightmare on Oak Street

Season 1 • Episode 15

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Thursday, April 9

Mall Story

Season 1 • Episode 16

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Friday, April 10

Out of the Past

Season 8 • Episode 15

Roseanne and Jackie reminisce with Nana Mary (Shelley Winters).

Friday, April 10

Construction Junction

Season 8 • Episode 16

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Friday, April 10

We're Going to Disney World

Season 8 • Episode 17

Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Friday, April 10

Disney World War II

Season 8 • Episode 18

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service.

Friday, April 10

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Friday, April 10

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Friday, April 10

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Friday, April 10

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Friday, April 10

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Friday, April 10

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Friday, April 10

Becky's Choice

Season 1 • Episode 17

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip over for a dinner party.

Friday, April 10

The Slice of Life

Season 1 • Episode 18

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne and Dan anxious.

Friday, April 10

Workin' Overtime

Season 1 • Episode 19

After a two weeks of working overtime and coming home to chaos, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.

Friday, April 10

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Season 1 • Episode 20

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Saturday, April 11

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Saturday, April 11

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Saturday, April 11

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Saturday, April 11

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Saturday, April 11

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Saturday, April 11

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Saturday, April 11

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Saturday, April 11

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Saturday, April 11

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Saturday, April 11

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Saturday, April 11

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Saturday, April 11

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Saturday, April 11

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Saturday, April 11

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Saturday, April 11

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Saturday, April 11

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Saturday, April 11

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Saturday, April 11

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Saturday, April 11

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Monday, April 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 13

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 13

Death and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 21

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan repairing the refrigerator.

Monday, April 13

Dear Mom and Dad

Season 1 • Episode 22

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

Monday, April 13

Let's Call It Quits

Season 1 • Episode 23

Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss at the factory.

Monday, April 13

Inherit the Wind

Season 2 • Episode 1

Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Tuesday, April 14

Springtime for David

Season 8 • Episode 19

David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.

Tuesday, April 14

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Season 8 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Tuesday, April 14

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Season 8 • Episode 21

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Tuesday, April 14

Ballroom Blitz

Season 8 • Episode 22

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev takes dance lessons.

Tuesday, April 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 14

Little Sister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.

Tuesday, April 14

Guilt by Disassociation

Season 2 • Episode 3

An inexperienced Roseanne has to use a computer at her new job.

Tuesday, April 14

Somebody Stole My Gal

Season 2 • Episode 4

Dan's lonely boss comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Tuesday, April 14

House of Grown-Ups

Season 2 • Episode 5

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp.

Wednesday, April 15

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Wednesday, April 15

Heart & Soul

Season 8 • Episode 24

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Wednesday, April 15

Fights and Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 25

Dan comes home from the hospital; Roseanne notices that he has not been sticking to his diet regime.

Wednesday, April 15

Call Waiting

Season 9 • Episode 1

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Wednesday, April 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, April 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, April 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, April 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, April 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, April 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, April 15

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Wednesday, April 15

BOO!

Season 2 • Episode 7

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Wednesday, April 15

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Wednesday, April 15

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Thursday, April 16

Millions From Heaven

Season 9 • Episode 2

Lottery winners Dan and Roseanne are determined not to change.

Thursday, April 16

What a Day for a Daydream

Season 9 • Episode 3

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

Thursday, April 16

Honor Thy Mother

Season 9 • Episode 4

Roseanne and Jackie plan to go to an exotic spa; depressed Dan stays home.

Thursday, April 16

Someday My Prince Will Come

Season 9 • Episode 5

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sees Jackie on TV and becomes infatuated with her.

Thursday, April 16

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, April 16

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, April 16

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, April 16

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, April 16

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, April 16

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, April 16

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Thursday, April 16

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Thursday, April 16

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Thursday, April 16

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Friday, April 17

Pampered to a Pulp

Season 9 • Episode 6

Roseanne and Jackie seek rest and relaxation at an exotic spa.

Friday, April 17

Satan, Darling

Season 9 • Episode 7

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

Friday, April 17

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

Season 9 • Episode 8

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Friday, April 17

Roseambo

Season 9 • Episode 9

Terrorists hold the Conners captive aboard a speeding train; guest Steven Seagal.

Friday, April 17

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, April 17

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, April 17

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, April 17

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, April 17

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, April 17

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, April 17

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Friday, April 17

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Friday, April 17

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Friday, April 17

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, April 18

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.