Roseanne

Saturday, January 17

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Season 1 • Episode 13

Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend their romantic 15th anniversary.

Saturday, January 17

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Season 1 • Episode 12

Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.

Saturday, January 17

Father's Day

Season 1 • Episode 14

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't.

Saturday, January 17

Nightmare on Oak Street

Season 1 • Episode 15

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Saturday, January 17

Mall Story

Season 1 • Episode 16

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Saturday, January 17

Becky's Choice

Season 1 • Episode 17

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip over for a dinner party.

Saturday, January 17

The Slice of Life

Season 1 • Episode 18

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne and Dan anxious.

Saturday, January 17

Workin' Overtime

Season 1 • Episode 19

After a two weeks of working overtime and coming home to chaos, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.

Saturday, January 17

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Season 1 • Episode 20

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Saturday, January 17

Death and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 21

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan repairing the refrigerator.

Saturday, January 17

Dear Mom and Dad

Season 1 • Episode 22

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

Saturday, January 17

Let's Call It Quits

Season 1 • Episode 23

Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss at the factory.

Saturday, January 17

Inherit the Wind

Season 2 • Episode 1

Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Saturday, January 17

Little Sister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.

Saturday, January 17

Guilt by Disassociation

Season 2 • Episode 3

An inexperienced Roseanne has to use a computer at her new job.

Saturday, January 17

Somebody Stole My Gal

Season 2 • Episode 4

Dan's lonely boss comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Saturday, January 17

House of Grown-Ups

Season 2 • Episode 5

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp.

Saturday, January 17

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Saturday, January 17

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Saturday, January 17

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Monday, January 19

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Monday, January 19

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Monday, January 19

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Monday, January 19

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Monday, January 19

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Monday, January 19

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Monday, January 19

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Monday, January 19

White Men Can't Kiss

Season 7 • Episode 9

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Monday, January 19

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Monday, January 19

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, Dan feels left out of the decision-making process.

Tuesday, January 20

Dress to Impress

Season 10 • Episode 2

Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.

Tuesday, January 20

Roseanne Gets the Chair

Season 10 • Episode 3

Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.

Tuesday, January 20

Eggs Over, Not Easy

Season 10 • Episode 4

Becky's plan to be a surrogate is tested; Roseanne helps Jackie with a dog adoption.

Tuesday, January 20

Darlene v. David

Season 10 • Episode 5

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years.

Tuesday, January 20

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Tuesday, January 20

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Tuesday, January 20

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Tuesday, January 20

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Tuesday, January 20

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Tuesday, January 20

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Tuesday, January 20

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Tuesday, January 20

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Tuesday, January 20

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Tuesday, January 20

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Tuesday, January 20

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Tuesday, January 20

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out.

Tuesday, January 20

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Tuesday, January 20

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Wednesday, January 21

No Country for Old Women

Season 10 • Episode 6

Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over care of their mother.

Wednesday, January 21

Go Cubs

Season 10 • Episode 7

The Conners go to extremes to connect Mary with her mom; Dan loses an important job.

Wednesday, January 21

Netflix & Pill

Season 10 • Episode 8

When Crystal announces her retirement, Becky and Darlene compete for the job.

Wednesday, January 21

Knee Deep

Season 10 • Episode 9

Dan is forced to a make an important work decision when Roseanne's knee gets worse.

Wednesday, January 21

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Wednesday, January 21

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Wednesday, January 21

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Wednesday, January 21

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Wednesday, January 21

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Wednesday, January 21

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Wednesday, January 21

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Wednesday, January 21

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Wednesday, January 21

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Wednesday, January 21

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Wednesday, January 21

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Wednesday, January 21

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Wednesday, January 21

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Wednesday, January 21

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Thursday, January 22

Life and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 1

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Thursday, January 22

We're in the Money

Season 1 • Episode 2

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision.

Thursday, January 22

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Season 1 • Episode 3

Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.

Thursday, January 22

Language Lessons

Season 1 • Episode 4

A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.

Thursday, January 22

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Thursday, January 22

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Thursday, January 22

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Thursday, January 22

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Thursday, January 22

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Thursday, January 22

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Thursday, January 22

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Thursday, January 22

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Thursday, January 22

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Thursday, January 22

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Thursday, January 22

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Thursday, January 22

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Thursday, January 22

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Friday, January 23

Radio Days

Season 1 • Episode 5

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement.

Friday, January 23

Lovers' Lane

Season 1 • Episode 6

Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.

Friday, January 23

The Memory Game

Season 1 • Episode 7

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion.

Friday, January 23

Here's to Good Friends

Season 1 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.

Friday, January 23

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Friday, January 23

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Friday, January 23

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Friday, January 23

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Friday, January 23

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Friday, January 23

The Wedding

Season 3 • Episode 14

Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news.

Friday, January 23

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Friday, January 23

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Friday, January 23

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Friday, January 23

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Saturday, January 24

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Saturday, January 24

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Saturday, January 24

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Saturday, January 24

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Saturday, January 24

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Saturday, January 24

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Saturday, January 24

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Saturday, January 24

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Saturday, January 24

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Saturday, January 24

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Saturday, January 24

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Saturday, January 24

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Saturday, January 24

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Saturday, January 24

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Saturday, January 24

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Saturday, January 24

The Wedding

Season 3 • Episode 14

Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news.

Saturday, January 24

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Saturday, January 24

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Saturday, January 24

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined; Darlene gets her heart broken.

Saturday, January 24

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Monday, January 26

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Monday, January 26

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Monday, January 26

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined; Darlene gets her heart broken.

Monday, January 26

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Monday, January 26

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Monday, January 26

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Monday, January 26

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Monday, January 26

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Monday, January 26

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Monday, January 26

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Tuesday, January 27

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Season 1 • Episode 12

Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.

Tuesday, January 27

Father's Day

Season 1 • Episode 14

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't.

Tuesday, January 27

Nightmare on Oak Street

Season 1 • Episode 15

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Tuesday, January 27

Mall Story

Season 1 • Episode 16

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Tuesday, January 27

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Tuesday, January 27

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Tuesday, January 27

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Tuesday, January 27

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Tuesday, January 27

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Tuesday, January 27

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Tuesday, January 27

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Tuesday, January 27

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Tuesday, January 27

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Tuesday, January 27

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Tuesday, January 27

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Tuesday, January 27

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Tuesday, January 27

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Tuesday, January 27

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Wednesday, January 28

Becky's Choice

Season 1 • Episode 17

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip over for a dinner party.

Wednesday, January 28

The Slice of Life

Season 1 • Episode 18

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne and Dan anxious.

Wednesday, January 28

Workin' Overtime

Season 1 • Episode 19

After a two weeks of working overtime and coming home to chaos, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.

Wednesday, January 28

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Season 1 • Episode 20

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Wednesday, January 28

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Wednesday, January 28

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Wednesday, January 28

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Wednesday, January 28

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Wednesday, January 28

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Wednesday, January 28

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Wednesday, January 28

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Wednesday, January 28

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Wednesday, January 28

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Wednesday, January 28

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Wednesday, January 28

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Season 8 • Episode 12

Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket.

Wednesday, January 28

The White Sheep of the Family

Season 8 • Episode 13

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Wednesday, January 28

Becky Howser, M.D.

Season 8 • Episode 14

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Wednesday, January 28

Out of the Past

Season 8 • Episode 15

Roseanne and Jackie reminisce with Nana Mary (Shelley Winters).

Thursday, January 29

Death and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 21

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan repairing the refrigerator.

Thursday, January 29

Dear Mom and Dad

Season 1 • Episode 22

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

Thursday, January 29

Let's Call It Quits

Season 1 • Episode 23

Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss at the factory.

Thursday, January 29

Inherit the Wind

Season 2 • Episode 1

Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Thursday, January 29

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Thursday, January 29

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Thursday, January 29

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Thursday, January 29

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Thursday, January 29

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Thursday, January 29

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Thursday, January 29

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Thursday, January 29

Santa Claus

Season 4 • Episode 12

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Thursday, January 29

Bingo

Season 4 • Episode 13

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Thursday, January 29

Construction Junction

Season 8 • Episode 16

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Thursday, January 29

We're Going to Disney World

Season 8 • Episode 17

Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Thursday, January 29

Disney World War II

Season 8 • Episode 18

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service.

Thursday, January 29

Springtime for David

Season 8 • Episode 19

David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.

Friday, January 30

Little Sister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.

Friday, January 30

Guilt by Disassociation

Season 2 • Episode 3

An inexperienced Roseanne has to use a computer at her new job.

Friday, January 30

Somebody Stole My Gal

Season 2 • Episode 4

Dan's lonely boss comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Friday, January 30

House of Grown-Ups

Season 2 • Episode 5

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp.

Friday, January 30

The Bowling Show

Season 4 • Episode 14

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Friday, January 30

The Back Story

Season 4 • Episode 15

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the house.

Friday, January 30

Less Is More

Season 4 • Episode 16

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Friday, January 30

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 17

Roseanne is glad when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Friday, January 30

This Old House

Season 4 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Jackie's childhood house is slated for demolition.

Friday, January 30

The Commercial Show

Season 4 • Episode 19

The neighbors move; Roseanne pitches the Conners' business on television.

Friday, January 30

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Season 8 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Friday, January 30

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Season 8 • Episode 21

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Friday, January 30

Ballroom Blitz

Season 8 • Episode 22

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev takes dance lessons.

Friday, January 30

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Saturday, January 31

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Saturday, January 31

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Saturday, January 31

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Saturday, January 31

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Saturday, January 31

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Saturday, January 31

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Saturday, January 31

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Saturday, January 31

Santa Claus

Season 4 • Episode 12

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Saturday, January 31

Bingo

Season 4 • Episode 13

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Saturday, January 31

The Bowling Show

Season 4 • Episode 14

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Saturday, January 31

The Back Story

Season 4 • Episode 15

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the house.

Saturday, January 31

Less Is More

Season 4 • Episode 16

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Saturday, January 31

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 17

Roseanne is glad when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Saturday, January 31

This Old House

Season 4 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Jackie's childhood house is slated for demolition.

Saturday, January 31

The Commercial Show

Season 4 • Episode 19

The neighbors move; Roseanne pitches the Conners' business on television.

Saturday, January 31

Therapy

Season 4 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie see a therapist to work out their differences.

Saturday, January 31

Lies

Season 4 • Episode 21

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Saturday, January 31

Deliverance

Season 4 • Episode 22

Dan must step in for Roseanne as Crystal's delivery-room coach.

Saturday, January 31

Secrets

Season 4 • Episode 23

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne.

Saturday, January 31

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 24

Roseanne tires of being disciplinarian; the girls buy her a make-over.

Monday, February 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 2

Heart & Soul

Season 8 • Episode 24

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Monday, February 2

Fights and Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 25

Dan comes home from the hospital; Roseanne notices that he has not been sticking to his diet regime.

Monday, February 2

Call Waiting

Season 9 • Episode 1

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Monday, February 2

Millions From Heaven

Season 9 • Episode 2

Lottery winners Dan and Roseanne are determined not to change.

Tuesday, February 3

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Tuesday, February 3

BOO!

Season 2 • Episode 7

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Tuesday, February 3

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Tuesday, February 3

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Tuesday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, February 3

What a Day for a Daydream

Season 9 • Episode 3

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

Tuesday, February 3

Honor Thy Mother

Season 9 • Episode 4

Roseanne and Jackie plan to go to an exotic spa; depressed Dan stays home.

Tuesday, February 3

Someday My Prince Will Come

Season 9 • Episode 5

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sees Jackie on TV and becomes infatuated with her.

Tuesday, February 3

Pampered to a Pulp

Season 9 • Episode 6

Roseanne and Jackie seek rest and relaxation at an exotic spa.