The Golden Girls

Thursday, February 12

Snap Out of It

Season 6 • Episode 4

Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.

Thursday, February 12

Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy

Season 6 • Episode 5

Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.

Thursday, February 12

Love, Rose?

Season 2 • Episode 10

Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad.

Thursday, February 12

'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

Season 2 • Episode 11

Sophia takes action when a depressed, gun-toting Santa Claus threatens to ruin Christmas.

Friday, February 13

Sisters

Season 2 • Episode 12

For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister in; Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.

Friday, February 13

The Stan Who Came to Dinner

Season 2 • Episode 13

Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan because of his heart surgery; however, that sympathy fades.

Friday, February 13

The Actor

Season 2 • Episode 14

The roommates swoon over a TV actor Patrick Vaughn who is appearing at their community theater.

Friday, February 13

Before and After

Season 2 • Episode 15

Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm.

Friday, February 13

And Then There Was One

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dorothy and Rose baby-sit a group of children, but one set of parents fail to claim its child.

Friday, February 13

Bedtime Story

Season 2 • Episode 17

The roommates reminisce about the adventures they have shared.

Friday, February 13

Ebbtide's Revenge

Season 6 • Episode 12

Dorothy tries to mend the rift between her mother and recently widowed sister-in-law.

Friday, February 13

The Bloom Is Off the Rose

Season 6 • Episode 13

Miles feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame.

Friday, February 13

Sister of the Bride

Season 6 • Episode 14

Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug.

Friday, February 13

Miles to Go

Season 6 • Episode 15

When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.

Friday, February 13

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die

Season 6 • Episode 10

Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony into bed; Rose promises celibacy.

Friday, February 13

Stand by Your Man

Season 6 • Episode 11

The unexpected happens when Blanche tries to break up with her disabled boyfriend.

Friday, February 13

Forgive Me, Father

Season 2 • Episode 18

Dorothy becomes romantically interested in a fellow teacher whom she later discovers is a priest.

Friday, February 13

Long Day's Journey Into Marinara

Season 2 • Episode 19

Angela Petrillo pays a return visit to Miami, making her sister's life miserable.

Saturday, February 14

Whose Face Is This, Anyway?

Season 2 • Episode 20

After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift.

Saturday, February 14

Dorothy's Prized Pupil

Season 2 • Episode 21

One of Dorothy's pupils may face deportation, and she feels responsible.

Saturday, February 14

Diamond in the Rough

Season 2 • Episode 22

Blanche announces that her latest boyfriend does not meet her standards.

Saturday, February 14

Son-In-Law Dearest

Season 2 • Episode 23

Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.

Saturday, February 14

To Catch a Neighbor

Season 2 • Episode 24

Two policemen set up a stakeout at Blanche's house to trap neighborhood jewel thieves.

Saturday, February 14

A Piece of Cake

Season 2 • Episode 25

Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.

Sunday, February 15

There Goes the Bride: Part 1

Season 6 • Episode 16

When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.

Sunday, February 15

There Goes the Bride: Part 2

Season 6 • Episode 17

While Dorothy makes wedding arrangements, the others interview potential housemate Truby.

Sunday, February 15

Older and Wiser

Season 6 • Episode 18

Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.

Sunday, February 15

Melodrama

Season 6 • Episode 19

Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.

Sunday, February 15

Even Grandmas Get the Blues

Season 6 • Episode 20

Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.

Sunday, February 15

There Goes the Bride: Part 1

Season 6 • Episode 16

When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.

Sunday, February 15

Valentine's Day

Season 4 • Episode 15

The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.

Sunday, February 15

Older and Wiser

Season 6 • Episode 18

Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.

Sunday, February 15

Melodrama

Season 6 • Episode 19

Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.

Sunday, February 15

Even Grandmas Get the Blues

Season 6 • Episode 20

Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.

Sunday, February 15

Witness

Season 6 • Episode 21

A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston to investigate her new boyfriend.

Sunday, February 15

What a Difference a Date Makes

Season 6 • Episode 22

Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.

Sunday, February 15

Love for Sale

Season 6 • Episode 23

Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.

Sunday, February 15

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1

Season 6 • Episode 24

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at a retirement home.

Sunday, February 15

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2

Season 6 • Episode 25

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at a retirement home.

Sunday, February 15

Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser

Season 6 • Episode 26

The ladies star in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles.

Sunday, February 15

Valentine's Day

Season 4 • Episode 15

The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.

Sunday, February 15

The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present

Season 5 • Episode 23

Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.

Sunday, February 15

All Bets Are Off

Season 5 • Episode 24

Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker.

Sunday, February 15

The President's Coming! The President's Coming! Part 1

Season 5 • Episode 25

The women reminisce about their experiences prior to a visit to their home by the president.

Sunday, February 15

The President's Coming! The President's Coming! Part 2

Season 5 • Episode 26

The women continue to share their memories as the president's arrival time approaches.

Sunday, February 15

Blanche Delivers

Season 6 • Episode 1

Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.

Sunday, February 15

Once, in St. Olaf

Season 6 • Episode 2

Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital.

Sunday, February 15

If at Last You Do Succeed

Season 6 • Episode 3

Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale.

Sunday, February 15

Snap Out of It

Season 6 • Episode 4

Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.

Sunday, February 15

Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy

Season 6 • Episode 5

Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.

Sunday, February 15

Feelings

Season 6 • Episode 6

Dorothy receives pressure because she refuses to give a passing grade to the school football star.

Sunday, February 15

Zborn Again

Season 6 • Episode 7

Dorothy does not pay heed to Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan.

Sunday, February 15

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Season 6 • Episode 8

Sophia wants to join a convent, but finds the rules too strict; Blanche is in an accident.

Sunday, February 15

Mrs. George Devereaux

Season 6 • Episode 9

Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband; Dorothy finds herself in a love triangle.

Sunday, February 15

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die

Season 6 • Episode 10

Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony into bed; Rose promises celibacy.

Monday, February 16

Hey, Look Me Over

Season 7 • Episode 1

An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.

Monday, February 16

The Case of the Libertine Belle

Season 7 • Episode 2

Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.

Monday, February 16

Beauty and the Beast

Season 7 • Episode 3

While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother.

Monday, February 16

That's for Me to Know

Season 7 • Episode 4

Dorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage; one roommate must move.

Monday, February 16

Witness

Season 6 • Episode 21

A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston to investigate her new boyfriend.

Monday, February 16

What a Difference a Date Makes

Season 6 • Episode 22

Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.

Monday, February 16

Love for Sale

Season 6 • Episode 23

Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.

Monday, February 16

Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser

Season 6 • Episode 26

The ladies star in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles.

Monday, February 16

Hey, Look Me Over

Season 7 • Episode 1

An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.

Monday, February 16

The Case of the Libertine Belle

Season 7 • Episode 2

Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.

Monday, February 16

Beauty and the Beast

Season 7 • Episode 3

While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother.

Monday, February 16

That's for Me to Know

Season 7 • Episode 4

Dorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage; one roommate must move.

Monday, February 16

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1

Season 6 • Episode 24

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at a retirement home.

Monday, February 16

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2

Season 6 • Episode 25

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at a retirement home.

Monday, February 16

Hey, Look Me Over

Season 7 • Episode 1

An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.

Monday, February 16

Empty Nests

Season 2 • Episode 26

The housemates attempt to patch up their neighbors' faltering marriage.

Monday, February 16

The Case of the Libertine Belle

Season 7 • Episode 2

Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.

Tuesday, February 17

Old Friends

Season 3 • Episode 1

Sophia's new friend, an elderly gentleman, has Alzheimer's disease.

Tuesday, February 17

One for the Money

Season 3 • Episode 2

The housemates recall some of their absurd moneymaking schemes.

Tuesday, February 17

Bringing Up Baby

Season 3 • Episode 3

The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig.

Tuesday, February 17

The Housekeeper

Season 3 • Episode 4

Blanche's social life perks up and Dorothy wins the battle against insomnia.

Tuesday, February 17

Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself

Season 3 • Episode 5

The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral.

Tuesday, February 17

Letter to Gorbachev

Season 3 • Episode 6

Rose, concerned about the nuclear arms race, mails a letter to Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev.

Tuesday, February 17

Dateline: Miami

Season 7 • Episode 7

Dorothy's date causes Rose, Blanche and Sophia to recall scandalous evenings from the past.

Tuesday, February 17

The Monkey Show: Part 1

Season 7 • Episode 8

Sophia predicts a hurricane's path; Blanche and Rose participate in a telethon.

Tuesday, February 17

The Monkey Show: Part 2

Season 7 • Episode 9

A police evacuation forces everyone to take refuge at the TV station.

Tuesday, February 17

Ro$e Love$ Mile$

Season 7 • Episode 10

Rose gives the boot to penny-pinching Miles and goes on a date with a big spender.

Tuesday, February 17

Where's Charlie?

Season 7 • Episode 5

Rose thinks her late husband is trying to communicate with her from beyond the grave.

Tuesday, February 17

Mother Load

Season 7 • Episode 6

Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to go to therapy with him.

Tuesday, February 17

Strange Bedfellows

Season 3 • Episode 7

A political candidate announces that he had an affair with Blanche, a contention that she denies.

Tuesday, February 17

Brotherly Love

Season 3 • Episode 8

Dorothy makes her ex-husband jealous when she has an affair with his brother.

Wednesday, February 18

A Visit From Little Sven

Season 3 • Episode 9

Rose's cousin, Sven Lindstrom, arrives from Sweden and falls in love with Blanche.

Wednesday, February 18

The Audit

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dorothy hocks an expensive ring to pay off the debt she owes to the Internal Revenue Service.

Wednesday, February 18

Three on a Couch

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche seek professional help when living with one another becomes unbearable.

Wednesday, February 18

Charlie's Buddy

Season 3 • Episode 12

Rose decides to move in with Buddy Rourke, one of her deceased husband's former buddies.

Wednesday, February 18

The Artist

Season 3 • Episode 13

Blanche agrees to pose in the nude for a suave European sculptor.

Wednesday, February 18

Blanche's Little Girl

Season 3 • Episode 14

Blanche is reunited with her daughter after a four-year estrangement.

Wednesday, February 18

The Pope's Ring

Season 7 • Episode 13

Sophia accidentally comes away with the visiting pope's ring, then refuses to return it.

Wednesday, February 18

Old Boyfriends

Season 7 • Episode 14

Sophia seeks a swinging senior through the personals column; Rose can't recall an old beau.

Wednesday, February 18

Goodbye, Mr. Gordon

Season 7 • Episode 15

A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him.

Wednesday, February 18

The Commitments

Season 7 • Episode 16

Dorothy dates a Beatles impersonator; Blanche doubts her sex appeal.

Wednesday, February 18

Room 7

Season 7 • Episode 11

Sophia has an out-of-body experience; Blanche protests the demolition of the family's plantation.

Wednesday, February 18

From Here to the Pharmacy

Season 7 • Episode 12

A soldier returning from the Persian Gulf sweeps Blanche off her feet.

Wednesday, February 18

Dorothy's New Friend

Season 3 • Episode 15

Blanche and Rose despise one of Dorothy's friends, the novelist Barbara Thorndyke.

Wednesday, February 18

Grab That Dough

Season 3 • Episode 16

A trip to Hollywood to compete on their favorite game show turns sour for the roommates.

Thursday, February 19

My Brother, My Father

Season 3 • Episode 17

Sophia encourages Dorothy and Stan to pretend they are still married while her brother is in town.

Thursday, February 19

Golden Moments: Part 1

Season 3 • Episode 18

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia says she wants to live with her son.

Thursday, February 19

Golden Moments: Part 2

Season 3 • Episode 19

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia says she wants to live with her son.

Thursday, February 19

And Ma Makes Three

Season 3 • Episode 20

Sophia is a third wheel when Dorothy and her new boyfriend plan a trip without her.

Thursday, February 19

Larceny and Old Lace

Season 3 • Episode 21

Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco robs a bank and makes her an unsuspecting accomplice.

Thursday, February 19

Rose's Big Adventure

Season 3 • Episode 22

Rose's boyfriend buys a boat and asks her to accompany him on a cruise around the world.

Thursday, February 19

Journey to the Center of Attention

Season 7 • Episode 19

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

Thursday, February 19

A Midwinter Night's Dream

Season 7 • Episode 20

Blanche throws a men-only moonlight madness party; Sophia tries to reverse a witch's hex on Dorothy.

Thursday, February 19

A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues

Season 7 • Episode 21

Blanche throws a men-only moonlight madness party; Sophia tries to reverse a witch's hex on Dorothy.

Thursday, February 19

Rose: Portrait of a Woman

Season 7 • Episode 22

Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.

Thursday, February 19

Questions & Answers

Season 7 • Episode 17

Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of her neighbor.

Thursday, February 19

Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments.

Thursday, February 19

Mister Terrific

Season 3 • Episode 24

Rose's new boyfriend Mr. Terrific gets Dorothy a job, but her recommendations get him fired.

Thursday, February 19

Mother's Day

Season 3 • Episode 25

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

Friday, February 20

Yes, We Have No Havanas

Season 4 • Episode 1

A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.

Friday, February 20

The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo

Season 4 • Episode 2

Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.

Friday, February 20

The One That Got Away

Season 4 • Episode 3

Blanche encounters a former schoolmate who is the only man to ever turn her down.

Friday, February 20

Yokel Hero

Season 4 • Episode 4

Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy.

Friday, February 20

Bang the Drum, Stanley

Season 4 • Episode 5

Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium; Stan tries to sue the ballpark.

Friday, February 20

Sophia's Wedding: Part 1

Season 4 • Episode 6

Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.

Friday, February 20

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 1

Season 7 • Episode 25

Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking.

Friday, February 20

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 2

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding.

Friday, February 20

The Engagement

Season 1 • Episode 1

Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiance is a bigamist.

Friday, February 20

Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding

Season 1 • Episode 2

Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.

Friday, February 20

Home Again, Rose: Part 1

Season 7 • Episode 23

Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a class reunion.

Friday, February 20

Home Again, Rose: Part 2

Season 7 • Episode 24

Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future.

Friday, February 20

Sophia's Wedding: Part 2

Season 4 • Episode 7

Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.

Friday, February 20

Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?

Season 4 • Episode 8

Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.

Saturday, February 21

Scared Straight

Season 4 • Episode 9

Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.

Saturday, February 21

Stan Takes a Wife

Season 4 • Episode 10

Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.

Saturday, February 21

The Auction

Season 4 • Episode 11

The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.

Saturday, February 21

Blind Date

Season 4 • Episode 12

Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man since he cannot see her physical attributes.

Saturday, February 21

Impotence of Being Ernest

Season 4 • Episode 13

Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.

Saturday, February 21

Love Me Tender

Season 4 • Episode 14

Sophia disapproves of the man Dorothy is dating; Blanche and Rose befriend juvenile delinquents.

Saturday, February 21

Where's Charlie?

Season 7 • Episode 5

Rose thinks her late husband is trying to communicate with her from beyond the grave.

Saturday, February 21

Mother Load

Season 7 • Episode 6

Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to go to therapy with him.

Sunday, February 22

Dateline: Miami

Season 7 • Episode 7

Dorothy's date causes Rose, Blanche and Sophia to recall scandalous evenings from the past.

Sunday, February 22

The Monkey Show: Part 1

Season 7 • Episode 8

Sophia predicts a hurricane's path; Blanche and Rose participate in a telethon.

Sunday, February 22

The Monkey Show: Part 2

Season 7 • Episode 9

A police evacuation forces everyone to take refuge at the TV station.

Sunday, February 22

Ro$e Love$ Mile$

Season 7 • Episode 10

Rose gives the boot to penny-pinching Miles and goes on a date with a big spender.

Sunday, February 22

Room 7

Season 7 • Episode 11

Sophia has an out-of-body experience; Blanche protests the demolition of the family's plantation.

Sunday, February 22

From Here to the Pharmacy

Season 7 • Episode 12

A soldier returning from the Persian Gulf sweeps Blanche off her feet.

Sunday, February 22

The Pope's Ring

Season 7 • Episode 13

Sophia accidentally comes away with the visiting pope's ring, then refuses to return it.

Sunday, February 22

Old Boyfriends

Season 7 • Episode 14

Sophia seeks a swinging senior through the personals column; Rose can't recall an old beau.

Sunday, February 22

Goodbye, Mr. Gordon

Season 7 • Episode 15

A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him.

Sunday, February 22

The Commitments

Season 7 • Episode 16

Dorothy dates a Beatles impersonator; Blanche doubts her sex appeal.

Sunday, February 22

Questions & Answers

Season 7 • Episode 17

Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of her neighbor.

Sunday, February 22

Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments.

Sunday, February 22

Journey to the Center of Attention

Season 7 • Episode 19

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

Sunday, February 22

A Midwinter Night's Dream

Season 7 • Episode 20

Blanche throws a men-only moonlight madness party; Sophia tries to reverse a witch's hex on Dorothy.

Sunday, February 22

A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues

Season 7 • Episode 21

Blanche throws a men-only moonlight madness party; Sophia tries to reverse a witch's hex on Dorothy.

Sunday, February 22

Rose: Portrait of a Woman

Season 7 • Episode 22

Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.

Sunday, February 22

Stand by Your Man

Season 6 • Episode 11

The unexpected happens when Blanche tries to break up with her disabled boyfriend.

Sunday, February 22

Home Again, Rose: Part 1

Season 7 • Episode 23

Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a class reunion.

Sunday, February 22

Ebbtide's Revenge

Season 6 • Episode 12

Dorothy tries to mend the rift between her mother and recently widowed sister-in-law.

Sunday, February 22

Home Again, Rose: Part 2

Season 7 • Episode 24

Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future.

Sunday, February 22

The Bloom Is Off the Rose

Season 6 • Episode 13

Miles feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame.

Sunday, February 22

Sister of the Bride

Season 6 • Episode 14

Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug.

Sunday, February 22

Miles to Go

Season 6 • Episode 15

When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.

Sunday, February 22

There Goes the Bride: Part 1

Season 6 • Episode 16

When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.

Sunday, February 22

There Goes the Bride: Part 2

Season 6 • Episode 17

While Dorothy makes wedding arrangements, the others interview potential housemate Truby.

Sunday, February 22

Older and Wiser

Season 6 • Episode 18

Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.

Sunday, February 22

Melodrama

Season 6 • Episode 19

Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.

Sunday, February 22

Even Grandmas Get the Blues

Season 6 • Episode 20

Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.

Sunday, February 22

Witness

Season 6 • Episode 21

A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston to investigate her new boyfriend.

Sunday, February 22

What a Difference a Date Makes

Season 6 • Episode 22

Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.

Sunday, February 22

Love for Sale

Season 6 • Episode 23

Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.

Sunday, February 22

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1

Season 6 • Episode 24

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at a retirement home.

Sunday, February 22

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2

Season 6 • Episode 25

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at a retirement home.

Monday, February 23

Break In

Season 1 • Episode 8

After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.

Monday, February 23

Blanche and the Younger Man

Season 1 • Episode 9

Blanche dates her aerobics instructor; Rose overprotects her visiting mother.

Monday, February 23

Heart Attack

Season 1 • Episode 10

The women bring their views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.

Monday, February 23

Stan's Return

Season 1 • Episode 11

Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.

Monday, February 23

Break In

Season 1 • Episode 8

After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.

Monday, February 23

Blanche and the Younger Man

Season 1 • Episode 9

Blanche dates her aerobics instructor; Rose overprotects her visiting mother.

Monday, February 23

Heart Attack

Season 1 • Episode 10

The women bring their views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.

Monday, February 23

Stan's Return

Season 1 • Episode 11

Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.

Monday, February 23

That Was No Lady

Season 1 • Episode 14

Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove.

Monday, February 23

In a Bed of Rose's

Season 1 • Episode 15

Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.

Monday, February 23

The Truth Will Out

Season 1 • Episode 16

Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will.

Monday, February 23

Nice and Easy

Season 1 • Episode 17

Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature.

Monday, February 23

The Custody Battle

Season 1 • Episode 12

Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.

Monday, February 23

A Little Romance

Season 1 • Episode 13

Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person.

Monday, February 23

That Was No Lady

Season 1 • Episode 14

Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove.

Monday, February 23

Two Rode Together

Season 4 • Episode 16

Dorothy takes Sophia to Disney World for quality time; Rose and Blanche write a children's book.

Monday, February 23

In a Bed of Rose's

Season 1 • Episode 15

Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.

Tuesday, February 24

You Gotta Have Hope

Season 4 • Episode 17

Rose finally gets to confront her fantasy that Bob Hope is her father.

Tuesday, February 24

Fiddler on the Ropes

Season 4 • Episode 18

Sophia invests her roommates' money in a prizefighter named "Kid Pepe" who is a gifted violinist.

Tuesday, February 24

'Till Death Do Us Volley

Season 4 • Episode 19

Dorothy and her former tennis rival play practical jokes during a reunion.

Tuesday, February 24

High Anxiety

Season 4 • Episode 20

Dorothy and Blanche try to help Rose overcome a 30-year dependency on prescription medication.

Tuesday, February 24

Little Sister

Season 4 • Episode 21

Rose thinks her visiting sister is trying to steal her friends.

Tuesday, February 24

Sophia's Choice

Season 4 • Episode 22

Sophia and Rose help a friend escape from an inadequate nursing home.

Tuesday, February 24

Adult Education

Season 1 • Episode 20

Blanche's professor tells her that she can pass her course easily, in return for unsavory favors.

Tuesday, February 24

The Flu

Season 1 • Episode 21

Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu.

Tuesday, February 24

Job Hunting

Season 1 • Episode 22

Rose must look for work after she loses her grief-counseling job.

Tuesday, February 24

Blind Ambitions

Season 1 • Episode 23

The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive.

Tuesday, February 24

The Operation

Season 1 • Episode 18

Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons.

Tuesday, February 24

Second Motherhood

Season 1 • Episode 19

Blanche is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of a businessman's young children.

Tuesday, February 24

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Tuesday, February 24

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Wednesday, February 25

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Wednesday, February 25

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Wednesday, February 25

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Wednesday, February 25

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Wednesday, February 25

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Wednesday, February 25

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Wednesday, February 25

End of the Curse

Season 2 • Episode 1

Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause.

Wednesday, February 25

Ladies of the Evening

Season 2 • Episode 2

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche are mistakenly arrested for prostitution while vacationing in Miami Beach.

Wednesday, February 25

Take Him, He's Mine

Season 2 • Episode 3

Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, but gets jealous when the couple hits it off.

Wednesday, February 25

It's a Miserable Life

Season 2 • Episode 4

A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose.

Wednesday, February 25

Big Daddy

Season 1 • Episode 24

Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future.

Wednesday, February 25

The Way We Met

Season 1 • Episode 25

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together.

Wednesday, February 25

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Wednesday, February 25

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Thursday, February 26

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Thursday, February 26

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Thursday, February 26

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Thursday, February 26

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Thursday, February 26

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Thursday, February 26

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Thursday, February 26

Family Affair

Season 2 • Episode 7

Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son visit their mothers at the same time.

Thursday, February 26

Vacation

Season 2 • Episode 8

Rose, Blanche and Dorothy take a vacation at a resort that doesn't live up to its reputation.

Thursday, February 26

Joust Between Friends

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dorothy is laid off from teaching and finds work at the same museum where Blanche works.

Thursday, February 26

Love, Rose?

Season 2 • Episode 10

Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad.

Thursday, February 26

Isn't It Romantic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Dorothy's friend, a lesbian, falls in love with an unsuspecting Rose.

Thursday, February 26

Big Daddy's Little Lady

Season 2 • Episode 6

Blanche has trouble dealing with her father's plan to marry a much younger woman.

Thursday, February 26

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Thursday, February 26

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Friday, February 27

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Friday, February 27

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Friday, February 27

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Friday, February 27

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Friday, February 27

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Friday, February 27

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Friday, February 27

The Stan Who Came to Dinner

Season 2 • Episode 13

Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan because of his heart surgery; however, that sympathy fades.

Friday, February 27

The Actor

Season 2 • Episode 14

The roommates swoon over a TV actor Patrick Vaughn who is appearing at their community theater.

Friday, February 27

Before and After

Season 2 • Episode 15

Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm.

Friday, February 27

And Then There Was One

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dorothy and Rose baby-sit a group of children, but one set of parents fail to claim its child.

Friday, February 27

'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

Season 2 • Episode 11

Sophia takes action when a depressed, gun-toting Santa Claus threatens to ruin Christmas.

Friday, February 27

Sisters

Season 2 • Episode 12

For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister in; Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.

Friday, February 27

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Friday, February 27

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Saturday, February 28

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Saturday, February 28

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Saturday, February 28

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Saturday, February 28

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Saturday, February 28

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Saturday, February 28

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Sunday, March 1

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Monday, March 2

Diamond in the Rough

Season 2 • Episode 22

Blanche announces that her latest boyfriend does not meet her standards.

Monday, March 2

Son-In-Law Dearest

Season 2 • Episode 23

Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.

Monday, March 2

To Catch a Neighbor

Season 2 • Episode 24

Two policemen set up a stakeout at Blanche's house to trap neighborhood jewel thieves.

Monday, March 2

Four older women share a house in Miami Beach.

Monday, March 2

Diamond in the Rough

Season 2 • Episode 22

Blanche announces that her latest boyfriend does not meet her standards.

Monday, March 2

Son-In-Law Dearest

Season 2 • Episode 23

Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.

Monday, March 2

To Catch a Neighbor

Season 2 • Episode 24

Two policemen set up a stakeout at Blanche's house to trap neighborhood jewel thieves.

Monday, March 2

A Piece of Cake

Season 2 • Episode 25

Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.

Monday, March 2

One for the Money

Season 3 • Episode 2

The housemates recall some of their absurd moneymaking schemes.

Monday, March 2

Bringing Up Baby

Season 3 • Episode 3

The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig.

Monday, March 2

The Housekeeper

Season 3 • Episode 4

Blanche's social life perks up and Dorothy wins the battle against insomnia.

Monday, March 2

Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself

Season 3 • Episode 5

The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral.