Two and a Half Men

Tuesday, April 16

The Devil's Lube

Season 6 • Episode 11

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Tuesday, April 16

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Season 4 • Episode 5

Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Tuesday, April 16

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Season 12 • Episode 6

Alan starts breaking Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

Tuesday, April 16

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

Season 12 • Episode 7

Walden and Alan befriend three moms, but things get complicated when Walden falls for one of them.

Tuesday, April 16

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5 • Episode 12

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Tuesday, April 16

The Soil Is Moist

Season 5 • Episode 13

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Tuesday, April 16

Winky-Dink Time

Season 5 • Episode 14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

Tuesday, April 16

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Tuesday, April 16

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5 • Episode 16

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Tuesday, April 16

Fish in a Drawer

Season 5 • Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Tuesday, April 16

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Season 8 • Episode 13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Tuesday, April 16

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Season 8 • Episode 14

Charlie stalks Rose; Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Tuesday, April 16

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Season 8 • Episode 15

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Tuesday, April 16

That Darn Priest

Season 8 • Episode 16

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Tuesday, April 16

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.

Tuesday, April 16

Big Flappy Bastards

Season 1 • Episode 2

Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room.

Tuesday, April 16

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Season 1 • Episode 3

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Tuesday, April 16

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Season 1 • Episode 4

Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.

Wednesday, April 17

Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Season 10 • Episode 19

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Wednesday, April 17

Thank God for Scoliosis

Season 6 • Episode 12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.

Wednesday, April 17

Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 4 • Episode 6

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Wednesday, April 17

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Season 12 • Episode 9

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house.

Wednesday, April 17

Here I Come, Pants!

Season 12 • Episode 10

Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker makes a discovery.

Wednesday, April 17

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5 • Episode 18

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

Wednesday, April 17

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 5 • Episode 19

Charlie meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.

Wednesday, April 17

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Season 6 • Episode 1

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Wednesday, April 17

Pie Hole, Herb

Season 6 • Episode 2

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Wednesday, April 17

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Season 6 • Episode 3

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Wednesday, April 17

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Season 6 • Episode 4

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Wednesday, April 17

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Season 1 • Episode 7

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Wednesday, April 17

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Season 1 • Episode 8

Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.

Wednesday, April 17

Phase One, Complete

Season 1 • Episode 9

Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.

Wednesday, April 17

Merry Thanksgiving

Season 1 • Episode 10

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Wednesday, April 17

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Season 1 • Episode 11

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.

Wednesday, April 17

Camel Filters and Pheremones

Season 1 • Episode 12

The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

Wednesday, April 17

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Season 1 • Episode 13

Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.

Wednesday, April 17

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Season 1 • Episode 14

Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.

Thursday, April 18

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Season 10 • Episode 21

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Thursday, April 18

I Think You Offended Don

Season 6 • Episode 13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.

Thursday, April 18

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Season 4 • Episode 7

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.

Thursday, April 18

For Whom the Booty Calls

Season 12 • Episode 11

When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he finds it to be a nice getaway from Alan.

Thursday, April 18

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Season 12 • Episode 12

Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker.

Thursday, April 18

A Jock Strap in Hell

Season 6 • Episode 5

The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.

Thursday, April 18

It's Always Nazi Week

Season 6 • Episode 6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Thursday, April 18

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Season 6 • Episode 7

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Thursday, April 18

Pinocchio's Mouth

Season 6 • Episode 8

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Thursday, April 18

The Mooch at the Boo

Season 6 • Episode 9

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.

Thursday, April 18

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Season 6 • Episode 10

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

Thursday, April 18

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Thursday, April 18

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Thursday, April 18

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Thursday, April 18

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Thursday, April 18

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Thursday, April 18

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Season 1 • Episode 22

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.

Thursday, April 18

Just Like Buffalo

Season 1 • Episode 23

Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Thursday, April 18

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Friday, April 19

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Season 10 • Episode 23

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother.

Friday, April 19

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Season 6 • Episode 14

Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.

Friday, April 19

Release the Dogs

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..

Friday, April 19

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Season 12 • Episode 13

Walden fears that breaking up with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Lyndsey asks Alan to move in.

Friday, April 19

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

Season 12 • Episode 14

When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift.

Friday, April 19

The Devil's Lube

Season 6 • Episode 11

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Friday, April 19

Thank God for Scoliosis

Season 6 • Episode 12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.

Friday, April 19

I Think You Offended Don

Season 6 • Episode 13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.

Friday, April 19

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Season 6 • Episode 14

Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.

Friday, April 19

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Season 6 • Episode 15

In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Friday, April 19

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Season 6 • Episode 16

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

Saturday, April 20

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Season 6 • Episode 15

In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Saturday, April 20

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Season 4 • Episode 9

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Saturday, April 20

Tight's Good

Season 5 • Episode 9

Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).

Saturday, April 20

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Season 5 • Episode 10

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Saturday, April 20

Meander to Your Dander

Season 5 • Episode 11

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Saturday, April 20

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5 • Episode 12

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Saturday, April 20

The Soil Is Moist

Season 5 • Episode 13

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Saturday, April 20

Winky-Dink Time

Season 5 • Episode 14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

Saturday, April 20

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Saturday, April 20

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5 • Episode 16

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Saturday, April 20

Fish in a Drawer

Season 5 • Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Saturday, April 20

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5 • Episode 18

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

Sunday, April 21

A Lungful of Alan

Season 2 • Episode 12

The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.

Sunday, April 21

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Sunday, April 21

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Sunday, April 21

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2 • Episode 15

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Sunday, April 21

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Episode 16

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Sunday, April 21

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2 • Episode 17

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

Monday, April 22

Camel Filters and Pheremones

Season 1 • Episode 12

The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

Monday, April 22

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Season 1 • Episode 13

Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.

Monday, April 22

Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

Season 12 • Episode 15

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Monday, April 22

Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two

Season 12 • Episode 16

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Monday, April 22

The Ocu or the Pado?

Season 6 • Episode 17

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Monday, April 22

My Son's Enormous Head

Season 6 • Episode 18

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.

Monday, April 22

The Two Finger Rule

Season 6 • Episode 19

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Monday, April 22

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Season 6 • Episode 20

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Monday, April 22

Above Exalted Cyclops

Season 6 • Episode 21

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Monday, April 22

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6 • Episode 22

Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Tuesday, April 23

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Season 6 • Episode 16

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

Tuesday, April 23

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Season 4 • Episode 10

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.

Tuesday, April 23

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Season 9 • Episode 1

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

Tuesday, April 23

People Who Love Peepholes

Season 9 • Episode 2

Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

Tuesday, April 23

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Tuesday, April 23

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Tuesday, April 23

818-jklpuzo

Season 7 • Episode 1

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Tuesday, April 23

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7 • Episode 2

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Tuesday, April 23

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Tuesday, April 23

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7 • Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Tuesday, April 23

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Tuesday, April 23

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Tuesday, April 23

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Tuesday, April 23

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Tuesday, April 23

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Tuesday, April 23

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Tuesday, April 23

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Tuesday, April 23

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Wednesday, April 24

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Season 11 • Episode 2

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

Wednesday, April 24

This Unblessed Biscuit

Season 11 • Episode 3

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

Wednesday, April 24

The Ocu or the Pado?

Season 6 • Episode 17

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Wednesday, April 24

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4 • Episode 12

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Wednesday, April 24

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Season 9 • Episode 3

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget; Jake decides to drop out of school.

Wednesday, April 24

Nine Magic Fingers

Season 9 • Episode 4

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Wednesday, April 24

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7 • Episode 5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Wednesday, April 24

Give Me Your Thumb

Season 7 • Episode 6

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Wednesday, April 24

Untainted by Filth

Season 7 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Wednesday, April 24

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Season 7 • Episode 8

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Wednesday, April 24

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 7 • Episode 9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.

Wednesday, April 24

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Season 7 • Episode 10

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Wednesday, April 24

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Wednesday, April 24

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Wednesday, April 24

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2 • Episode 15

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Wednesday, April 24

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Episode 16

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Wednesday, April 24

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2 • Episode 17

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

Wednesday, April 24

It Was Mame, Mom

Season 2 • Episode 18

Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.

Wednesday, April 24

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2 • Episode 19

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.

Wednesday, April 24

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Thursday, April 25

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Season 11 • Episode 4

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.

Thursday, April 25

My Son's Enormous Head

Season 6 • Episode 18

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.

Thursday, April 25

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Season 4 • Episode 13

Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.

Thursday, April 25

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Season 9 • Episode 5

Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

Thursday, April 25

The Squat and the Hover

Season 9 • Episode 6

Depressed Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to Bridget.

Thursday, April 25

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Season 7 • Episode 12

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.

Thursday, April 25

Yay, No Polyps!

Season 7 • Episode 13

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.

Thursday, April 25

Crude and Uncalled For

Season 7 • Episode 14

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested someone else.

Thursday, April 25

Aye, Aye, Captain

Season 7 • Episode 15

Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

Thursday, April 25

Tinkle Like a Princess

Season 7 • Episode 16

After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

Thursday, April 25

I Found Your Mustache

Season 7 • Episode 17

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Thursday, April 25

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2 • Episode 23

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.

Thursday, April 25

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2 • Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Thursday, April 25

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3 • Episode 1

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Thursday, April 25

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Season 3 • Episode 2

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.

Thursday, April 25

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Season 3 • Episode 3

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Thursday, April 25

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3 • Episode 4

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Thursday, April 25

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Thursday, April 25

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Season 3 • Episode 6

Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Friday, April 26

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Season 11 • Episode 6

Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her.

Friday, April 26

The Two Finger Rule

Season 6 • Episode 19

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Friday, April 26

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Season 4 • Episode 14

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).

Friday, April 26

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Season 9 • Episode 7

Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden.

Friday, April 26

Thank You for the Intercourse

Season 9 • Episode 8

Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.

Friday, April 26

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7 • Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Friday, April 26

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Season 7 • Episode 19

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.

Friday, April 26

I Called Him Magoo

Season 7 • Episode 20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

Friday, April 26

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7 • Episode 21

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Friday, April 26

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 7 • Episode 22

Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Friday, April 26

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Season 8 • Episode 1

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom.

Saturday, April 27

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Season 6 • Episode 20

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Saturday, April 27

My Damn Stalker

Season 4 • Episode 15

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.

Saturday, April 27

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 5 • Episode 19

Charlie meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.

Saturday, April 27

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Season 6 • Episode 1

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Saturday, April 27

Pie Hole, Herb

Season 6 • Episode 2

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Saturday, April 27

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Season 6 • Episode 3

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Saturday, April 27

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Season 6 • Episode 4

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Saturday, April 27

A Jock Strap in Hell

Season 6 • Episode 5

The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.

Saturday, April 27

It's Always Nazi Week

Season 6 • Episode 6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Saturday, April 27

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Season 6 • Episode 7

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Sunday, April 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 29

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Season 1 • Episode 15

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

Monday, April 29

That Was Saliva, Alan

Season 1 • Episode 16

Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.

Monday, April 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 30

Above Exalted Cyclops

Season 6 • Episode 21

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Tuesday, April 30

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4 • Episode 16

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.

Tuesday, April 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 30

Madame and Her Special Friend

Season 3 • Episode 9

A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.

Tuesday, April 30

Something Salted and Twisted

Season 3 • Episode 10

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.

Tuesday, April 30

Santa's Village of the Damned

Season 3 • Episode 11

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

Tuesday, April 30

That Special Tug

Season 3 • Episode 12

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

Tuesday, April 30

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Season 3 • Episode 13

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

Tuesday, April 30

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Season 3 • Episode 14

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.

Tuesday, April 30

My Tongue Is Meat

Season 3 • Episode 15

Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.

Tuesday, April 30

Ergo, the Booty Call

Season 3 • Episode 16

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Wednesday, May 1

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

Season 11 • Episode 8

When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's help.

Wednesday, May 1

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6 • Episode 22

Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Wednesday, May 1

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Season 4 • Episode 17

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Wednesday, May 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 1

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Season 3 • Episode 19

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.

Wednesday, May 1

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Season 3 • Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.

Wednesday, May 1

And the Plot Moistens

Season 3 • Episode 21

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.

Wednesday, May 1

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Season 3 • Episode 22

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Wednesday, May 1

Arguments for the Quickie

Season 3 • Episode 23

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Wednesday, May 1

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 3 • Episode 24

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Wednesday, May 1

Working for Caligula

Season 4 • Episode 1

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Wednesday, May 1

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4 • Episode 2

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.

Thursday, May 2

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Season 11 • Episode 10

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Thursday, May 2

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Thursday, May 2

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Season 4 • Episode 18

Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.

Thursday, May 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 2

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Season 4 • Episode 5

Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Thursday, May 2

Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 4 • Episode 6

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Thursday, May 2

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Season 4 • Episode 7

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.

Thursday, May 2

Release the Dogs

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..

Thursday, May 2

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Season 4 • Episode 9

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Thursday, May 2

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Season 4 • Episode 10

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.

Thursday, May 2

Walnuts and Demerol

Season 4 • Episode 11

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.

Thursday, May 2

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4 • Episode 12

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Friday, May 3

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Season 11 • Episode 12

Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Friday, May 3

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Friday, May 3

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Season 4 • Episode 19

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Friday, May 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.