Two and a Half Men

Sunday, May 18

I Found Your Mustache

Season 7 • Episode 17

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship.

Sunday, May 18

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7 • Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Sunday, May 18

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Season 7 • Episode 19

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.

Sunday, May 18

I Called Him Magoo

Season 7 • Episode 20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

Sunday, May 18

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7 • Episode 21

Alan and Jake go on a road trip; Charlie finds himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Sunday, May 18

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 7 • Episode 22

Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Sunday, May 18

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Season 8 • Episode 1

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom.

Sunday, May 18

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Season 8 • Episode 2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Sunday, May 18

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Season 8 • Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Sunday, May 18

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Season 8 • Episode 4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Monday, May 19

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Season 4 • Episode 10

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.

Monday, May 19

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4 • Episode 12

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Monday, May 19

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Monday, May 19

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Monday, May 19

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Season 7 • Episode 1

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Monday, May 19

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7 • Episode 2

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Monday, May 19

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Season 8 • Episode 13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Monday, May 19

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Season 8 • Episode 14

Charlie stalks Rose; Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Monday, May 19

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Season 8 • Episode 15

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Monday, May 19

That Darn Priest

Season 8 • Episode 16

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Tuesday, May 20

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Tuesday, May 20

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Tuesday, May 20

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.

Tuesday, May 20

Big Flappy Bastards

Season 1 • Episode 2

Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room.

Tuesday, May 20

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Season 1 • Episode 3

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Tuesday, May 20

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Season 1 • Episode 4

Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.

Tuesday, May 20

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Season 1 • Episode 5

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Tuesday, May 20

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Season 1 • Episode 6

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.

Tuesday, May 20

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Season 1 • Episode 7

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Tuesday, May 20

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Season 1 • Episode 8

Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.

Tuesday, May 20

Crude and Uncalled For

Season 7 • Episode 14

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested someone else.

Tuesday, May 20

Aye, Aye, Captain

Season 7 • Episode 15

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help.

Tuesday, May 20

Tinkle Like a Princess

Season 7 • Episode 16

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea.

Tuesday, May 20

I Found Your Mustache

Season 7 • Episode 17

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship.

Tuesday, May 20

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7 • Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Tuesday, May 20

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Season 7 • Episode 19

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.

Tuesday, May 20

I Called Him Magoo

Season 7 • Episode 20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

Tuesday, May 20

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7 • Episode 21

Alan and Jake go on a road trip; Charlie finds himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Wednesday, May 21

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

Season 11 • Episode 8

When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's help.

Wednesday, May 21

Back Off Mary Poppins

Season 2 • Episode 1

Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.

Wednesday, May 21

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7 • Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Wednesday, May 21

Phase One, Complete

Season 1 • Episode 9

Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.

Wednesday, May 21

Merry Thanksgiving

Season 1 • Episode 10

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Wednesday, May 21

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Season 1 • Episode 11

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.

Wednesday, May 21

Camel Filters and Pheremones

Season 1 • Episode 12

The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

Wednesday, May 21

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Season 1 • Episode 13

Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.

Wednesday, May 21

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Season 1 • Episode 14

Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.

Wednesday, May 21

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Season 1 • Episode 15

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

Wednesday, May 21

That Was Saliva, Alan

Season 1 • Episode 16

Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.

Wednesday, May 21

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Season 8 • Episode 2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Wednesday, May 21

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Season 8 • Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Wednesday, May 21

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Season 8 • Episode 4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Wednesday, May 21

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Season 8 • Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Wednesday, May 21

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Season 8 • Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Wednesday, May 21

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Season 8 • Episode 7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Wednesday, May 21

Springtime on a Stick

Season 8 • Episode 8

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Thursday, May 22

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Season 11 • Episode 10

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Thursday, May 22

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Season 2 • Episode 2

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.

Thursday, May 22

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7 • Episode 5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Thursday, May 22

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Thursday, May 22

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Thursday, May 22

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Thursday, May 22

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Thursday, May 22

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Thursday, May 22

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Thursday, May 22

A Good Time in Central Africa

Season 8 • Episode 9

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.

Thursday, May 22

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Season 8 • Episode 10

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison.

Thursday, May 22

Dead From the Waist Down

Season 8 • Episode 11

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Thursday, May 22

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Season 8 • Episode 12

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.

Thursday, May 22

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Season 8 • Episode 13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Thursday, May 22

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Season 8 • Episode 14

Charlie stalks Rose; Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Thursday, May 22

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Season 8 • Episode 15

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Thursday, May 22

That Darn Priest

Season 8 • Episode 16

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Thursday, May 22

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.

Thursday, May 22

Big Flappy Bastards

Season 1 • Episode 2

Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room.

Friday, May 23

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Season 11 • Episode 12

Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Friday, May 23

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Friday, May 23

Give Me Your Thumb

Season 7 • Episode 6

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Friday, May 23

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Friday, May 23

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Friday, May 23

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Friday, May 23

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Friday, May 23

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Friday, May 23

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Saturday, May 24

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Saturday, May 24

Untainted by Filth

Season 7 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Saturday, May 24

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2 • Episode 15

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Saturday, May 24

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Episode 16

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Saturday, May 24

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2 • Episode 17

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

Saturday, May 24

It Was Mame, Mom

Season 2 • Episode 18

Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.

Saturday, May 24

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2 • Episode 19

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.

Saturday, May 24

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Saturday, May 24

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2 • Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.

Saturday, May 24

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2 • Episode 22

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.

Saturday, May 24

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2 • Episode 23

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.

Saturday, May 24

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2 • Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Saturday, May 24

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3 • Episode 1

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Saturday, May 24

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Season 3 • Episode 2

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.

Sunday, May 25

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Season 8 • Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Sunday, May 25

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Season 8 • Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Sunday, May 25

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Season 8 • Episode 7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Sunday, May 25

Springtime on a Stick

Season 8 • Episode 8

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Sunday, May 25

A Good Time in Central Africa

Season 8 • Episode 9

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.

Sunday, May 25

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Season 8 • Episode 10

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison.

Sunday, May 25

Dead From the Waist Down

Season 8 • Episode 11

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Sunday, May 25

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Season 8 • Episode 12

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.

Sunday, May 25

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Season 8 • Episode 13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Sunday, May 25

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Season 8 • Episode 14

Charlie stalks Rose; Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Monday, May 26

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Season 4 • Episode 13

Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.

Monday, May 26

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Season 4 • Episode 14

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).

Tuesday, May 27

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Tuesday, May 27

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Season 7 • Episode 8

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Tuesday, May 27

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 27

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 27

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 27

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 27

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 27

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 27

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 27

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 27

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Season 1 • Episode 5

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Tuesday, May 27

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Season 1 • Episode 6

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.

Tuesday, May 27

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Season 1 • Episode 7

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Tuesday, May 27

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Season 1 • Episode 8

Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.

Tuesday, May 27

Phase One, Complete

Season 1 • Episode 9

Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.

Tuesday, May 27

Merry Thanksgiving

Season 1 • Episode 10

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Tuesday, May 27

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Season 1 • Episode 11

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.

Tuesday, May 27

Camel Filters and Pheremones

Season 1 • Episode 12

The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

Wednesday, May 28

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Season 1 • Episode 13

Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.

Wednesday, May 28

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Wednesday, May 28

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Season 11 • Episode 15

Alan asks Lyndsey to make a choice; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

Wednesday, May 28

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 7 • Episode 9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.

Wednesday, May 28

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Wednesday, May 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 28

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 28

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Season 1 • Episode 15

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

Wednesday, May 28

That Was Saliva, Alan

Season 1 • Episode 16

Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.

Wednesday, May 28

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Wednesday, May 28

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Wednesday, May 28

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Wednesday, May 28

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Wednesday, May 28

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Thursday, May 29

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Season 11 • Episode 16

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister.

Thursday, May 29

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Thursday, May 29

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Season 7 • Episode 10

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Thursday, May 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 29

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 29

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Thursday, May 29

Back Off Mary Poppins

Season 2 • Episode 1

Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.

Thursday, May 29

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Season 2 • Episode 2

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.

Thursday, May 29

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Thursday, May 29

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Thursday, May 29

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Thursday, May 29

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Thursday, May 29

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Friday, May 30

West Side Story

Season 11 • Episode 18

Walden's ex invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

Friday, May 30

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Friday, May 30

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Season 7 • Episode 12

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.

Friday, May 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 30

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Saturday, May 31

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Saturday, May 31

Yay, No Polyps!

Season 7 • Episode 13

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.

Saturday, May 31

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Season 3 • Episode 3

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Saturday, May 31

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3 • Episode 4

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Saturday, May 31

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Saturday, May 31

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Season 3 • Episode 6

Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Saturday, May 31

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Season 3 • Episode 7

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Saturday, May 31

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Season 3 • Episode 8

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Saturday, May 31

Something Salted and Twisted

Season 3 • Episode 10

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.

Saturday, May 31

Santa's Village of the Damned

Season 3 • Episode 11

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

Sunday, June 1

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Sunday, June 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, June 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, June 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, June 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, June 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, June 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, June 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, June 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, June 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, June 2

My Damn Stalker

Season 4 • Episode 15

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.

Monday, June 2

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4 • Episode 16

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.

Monday, June 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, June 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, June 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, June 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, June 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, June 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, June 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, June 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, June 3

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Tuesday, June 3

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Season 2 • Episode 11

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Tuesday, June 3

A Lungful of Alan

Season 2 • Episode 12

The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.

Tuesday, June 3

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Tuesday, June 3

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Tuesday, June 3

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2 • Episode 15

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Tuesday, June 3

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Episode 16

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Tuesday, June 3

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2 • Episode 17

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

Wednesday, June 4

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Season 11 • Episode 20

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

Wednesday, June 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, June 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, June 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, June 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, June 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, June 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, June 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, June 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, June 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, June 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.