The Dick Van Dyke Show
TVPG
Sitcom
A comedy writer who works for a television variety show juggles family and a career in suburban New York.
Cast & Crew
Upcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Thursday, March 26
The Redcoats Are Coming
Season 4 • Episode 20
The Petries entertain a British duo (Chad & Jeremy).
Thursday, March 26
Boy No. 1, Boy No. 2
Season 4 • Episode 19
Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.
Friday, March 27
Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
Season 3 • Episode 23
Rob recalls his honeymoon with Laura.
Friday, March 27
Young Man With a Shoehorn
Season 4 • Episode 22
Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.
Friday, March 27
The Case of the Pillow
Season 4 • Episode 21
Rob Petrie becomes a trial lawyer to prosecute a shifty salesman.
Monday, March 30
How to Spank a Star
Season 3 • Episode 24
A guest on the Alan Brady Show demands that Rob take over as producer.
Monday, March 30
Bupkis
Season 4 • Episode 24
Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.
Monday, March 30
Girls Will Be Boys
Season 4 • Episode 23
The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.
Tuesday, March 31
The Plots Thicken
Season 3 • Episode 25
Parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.
Tuesday, March 31
Anthony Stone
Season 4 • Episode 26
Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living.
Tuesday, March 31
Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home
Season 4 • Episode 25
Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house.
Wednesday, April 1
Scratch My Car and Die
Season 3 • Episode 26
A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.
Wednesday, April 1
Never Bathe on Saturday
Season 4 • Episode 27
Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.
Wednesday, April 1
A Show of Hands
Season 4 • Episode 28
Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura mistakenly dye their hands black.
Thursday, April 2
The Return of Edwin Carp
Season 3 • Episode 27
Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.
Thursday, April 2
Baby Fat
Season 4 • Episode 29
Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic.
Thursday, April 2
100 Terrible Hours
Season 4 • Episode 30
Rob stays awake for 100 hours just before his job interview with Alan Brady.
Friday, April 3
October Eve
Season 3 • Episode 28
A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.
Friday, April 3
Br-Room, Br-Room
Season 4 • Episode 31
Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent.
Friday, April 3
There's No Sale Like Wholesale
Season 4 • Episode 32
Buddy offers to help Laura get a fur coat for the wholesale price.
Monday, April 6
It May Look Like a Walnut
Season 2 • Episode 20
Rob fears a walnut will steal his imagination. Guest: Danny Thomas.
Monday, April 6
My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
Season 2 • Episode 21
Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.
Monday, April 6
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail
Season 3 • Episode 29
A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.
Monday, April 6
Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
Season 5 • Episode 1
Laura blurts out an embarrassing secret on a national television quiz show.
Monday, April 6
A Farewell to Writing
Season 5 • Episode 2
Rob sets out to write a book during his vacation but has trouble getting started.
Tuesday, April 7
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
Season 3 • Episode 30
Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.
Tuesday, April 7
No Rice at My Wedding
Season 5 • Episode 5
Rob and Laura recall their courtship days when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.
Tuesday, April 7
The Ugliest Dog in the World
Season 5 • Episode 4
Rob and Laura try to find a home for an ugly mutt from the dog pound.
Wednesday, April 8
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
Season 3 • Episode 31
Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.
Wednesday, April 8
The Great Petrie Fortune
Season 5 • Episode 7
Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune seem dashed when he gets an old desk.
Wednesday, April 8
Draw Me a Pear
Season 5 • Episode 6
Soon after Rob and Laura begin an art class, the instructor has designs on Rob.
Thursday, April 9
Teacher's Petrie
Season 3 • Episode 32
Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.
Thursday, April 9
Odd But True
Season 5 • Episode 8
Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.
Thursday, April 9
Viva Petrie
Season 5 • Episode 9
A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.
Friday, April 10
My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
Season 4 • Episode 1
Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.
Friday, April 10
Go Tell the Birds and the Bees
Season 5 • Episode 10
Rob and Laura find out that Ritchie has been telling stories in school.
Friday, April 10
Body and Sol
Season 5 • Episode 11
Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.
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