The Dick Van Dyke Show
Cast & Crew
Upcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Sunday, August 31
You Ought to Be in Pictures
Season 5 • Episode 28
Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.
Sunday, August 31
Love Thy Other Neighbor
Season 5 • Episode 29
Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.
Monday, September 1
That's My Boy?
Season 3 • Episode 1
Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.
Monday, September 1
Where Did I Come From?
Season 1 • Episode 15
Six-year-old Ritchie asks his parents about the birds and the bees.
Monday, September 1
The Curious Thing About Women
Season 1 • Episode 16
Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits.
Tuesday, September 2
The Masterpiece
Season 3 • Episode 2
Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.
Tuesday, September 2
Punch Thy Neighbor
Season 1 • Episode 17
Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.
Tuesday, September 2
Who Owes Who What?
Season 1 • Episode 18
For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script.
Wednesday, September 3
Laura's Little Lie
Season 3 • Episode 3
Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.
Wednesday, September 3
A Word a Day
Season 1 • Episode 20
Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.
Wednesday, September 3
The Talented Neighborhood
Season 1 • Episode 19
Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.
Thursday, September 4
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
Season 3 • Episode 4
Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.
Thursday, September 4
The Boarder Incident
Season 1 • Episode 21
While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.
Thursday, September 4
The Twizzle
Season 1 • Episode 23
Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and song.
Friday, September 5
All About Eavesdropping
Season 3 • Episode 5
Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.
Friday, September 5
Father of the Week
Season 1 • Episode 22
Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.
Friday, September 5
Where You Been, Fassbinder?
Season 1 • Episode 25
Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.
Sunday, September 7
The Last Chapter
Season 5 • Episode 32
Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.
Monday, September 8
Too Many Stars
Season 3 • Episode 6
Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show.
Monday, September 8
One Angry Man
Season 1 • Episode 24
While serving jury duty, Rob finds himself siding with the female defendant.
Monday, September 8
I Am My Brother's Keeper
Season 1 • Episode 26
Rob's shy brother (Jerry Van Dyke) has confidence while sleepwalking.
Tuesday, September 9
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
Season 3 • Episode 7
Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.
Tuesday, September 9
The Sleeping Brother
Season 1 • Episode 27
Rob's brother (Jerry Van Dyke) auditions for the show while awake.
Tuesday, September 9
The Bad Old Days
Season 1 • Episode 28
Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women.
Wednesday, September 10
Uncle George
Season 3 • Episode 8
Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.
Wednesday, September 10
Sol and the Sponsor
Season 1 • Episode 29
A dinner for Rob's sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.
Wednesday, September 10
The Return of Happy Spangler
Season 1 • Episode 30
Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.
Thursday, September 11
Big Max Calvada
Season 3 • Episode 9
An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.
Thursday, September 11
The Two Faces of Rob
Season 2 • Episode 2
To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the phone, Rob disguises his voice.
Friday, September 12
The Ballad of Betty Lou
Season 3 • Episode 10
Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.
Friday, September 12
Bank Book 6565696
Season 2 • Episode 4
Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.
Friday, September 12
The Attempted Marriage
Season 2 • Episode 3
A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.
Sunday, September 14
The Sick Boy and the Sitter
Season 1 • Episode 1
Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party.
Sunday, September 14
My Blonde-Haired Brunette
Season 1 • Episode 2
Laura turns herself into a blonde femme fatale when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.
Monday, September 15
Turtles, Ties and Toreadors
Season 3 • Episode 11
Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.
Monday, September 15
My Husband Is Not a Drunk
Season 2 • Episode 6
A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.
Monday, September 15
Hustling the Hustler
Season 2 • Episode 5
Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he cannot play the game.
Tuesday, September 16
The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears ... Or Something Like That!
Season 3 • Episode 12
Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.
Tuesday, September 16
Like a Sister
Season 2 • Episode 8
A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.
Tuesday, September 16
What's in a Middle Name?
Season 2 • Episode 7
Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.
Wednesday, September 17
The Alan Brady Show Presents
Season 3 • Episode 13
The entire "Alan Brady" staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script.
Wednesday, September 17
The Night the Roof Fell In
Season 2 • Episode 9
A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.
Wednesday, September 17
A Bird in the Head Hurts
Season 2 • Episode 11
Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.
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