The Dick Van Dyke Show

Monday, January 26

The Man From My Uncle

Season 5 • Episode 27

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

Monday, January 26

You Ought to Be in Pictures

Season 5 • Episode 28

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

Tuesday, January 27

Gesundheit, Darling

Season 2 • Episode 12

Rob fears he is allergic to his own family.

Tuesday, January 27

Love Thy Other Neighbor

Season 5 • Episode 29

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.

Tuesday, January 27

Long Night's Journey Into Day

Season 5 • Episode 30

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

Wednesday, January 28

A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own

Season 2 • Episode 13

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Wednesday, January 28

The Gunslinger

Season 5 • Episode 31

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

Wednesday, January 28

The Last Chapter

Season 5 • Episode 32

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

Thursday, January 29

Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

Season 2 • Episode 14

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

Thursday, January 29

The Sick Boy and the Sitter

Season 1 • Episode 1

Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party.

Friday, January 30

The Cat Burglar

Season 2 • Episode 15

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

Friday, January 30

My Blonde-Haired Brunette

Season 1 • Episode 2

Laura turns herself into a blonde femme fatale when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.

Friday, January 30

Sally and the Lab Technician

Season 1 • Episode 3

Laura matches her cousin Thomas with Rob's co-writer, Sally, for a dinner party.

Sunday, February 1

My Husband Is Not a Drunk

Season 2 • Episode 6

A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

Sunday, February 1

What's in a Middle Name?

Season 2 • Episode 7

Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

Monday, February 2

The Foul-Weather Girl

Season 2 • Episode 16

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

Monday, February 2

Washington vs. the Bunny

Season 1 • Episode 4

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to stay.

Monday, February 2

Oh How We Met the Night That We Danced

Season 1 • Episode 5

While rummaging through Rob's old Army equipment, Rob and Laura recall how he broke her foot.

Tuesday, February 3

Will You Two Be My Wife?

Season 2 • Episode 17

Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

Tuesday, February 3

Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.

Season 1 • Episode 6

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

Tuesday, February 3

Jealousy!

Season 1 • Episode 7

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

Wednesday, February 4

Ray Murdock's X-Ray

Season 2 • Episode 18

Rob unwittingly describes Laura as a "nut" on TV.

Wednesday, February 4

To Tell or Not to Tell

Season 1 • Episode 8

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Wednesday, February 4

The Unwelcome Houseguest

Season 1 • Episode 9

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled.

Thursday, February 5

I Was a Teenage Head Writer

Season 2 • Episode 19

An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Thursday, February 5

The Meershatz Pipe

Season 1 • Episode 10

Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help.

Thursday, February 5

Empress Carlotta's Necklace

Season 1 • Episode 12

Laura is afraid to tell Rob that she doesn't like a necklace.

Friday, February 6

It May Look Like a Walnut

Season 2 • Episode 20

Rob fears a walnut will steal his imagination. Guest: Danny Thomas.

Friday, February 6

Forty-Four Tickets

Season 1 • Episode 11

Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but he forgets to get the tickets.

Friday, February 6

Sally Is a Girl

Season 1 • Episode 13

Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice.

Sunday, February 8

Like a Sister

Season 2 • Episode 8

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

Sunday, February 8

The Night the Roof Fell In

Season 2 • Episode 9

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Monday, February 9

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Monday, February 9

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Monday, February 9

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Tuesday, February 10

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Tuesday, February 10

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Tuesday, February 10

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Wednesday, February 11

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Wednesday, February 11

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Wednesday, February 11

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Thursday, February 12

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Thursday, February 12

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Friday, February 13

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.