The Dick Van Dyke Show
TVPG
Sitcom
A comedy writer who works for a television variety show juggles family and a career in suburban New York.
Cast & Crew
Upcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Sunday, March 1
Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra
Season 2 • Episode 14
Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.
Sunday, March 1
The Cat Burglar
Season 2 • Episode 15
A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.
Monday, March 2
Laura's Little Lie
Season 3 • Episode 3
Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.
Monday, March 2
Will You Two Be My Wife?
Season 2 • Episode 17
Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.
Monday, March 2
I Was a Teenage Head Writer
Season 2 • Episode 19
An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.
Tuesday, March 3
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
Season 3 • Episode 4
Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.
Tuesday, March 3
My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
Season 2 • Episode 21
Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.
Tuesday, March 3
It May Look Like a Walnut
Season 2 • Episode 20
Rob fears a walnut will steal his imagination. Guest: Danny Thomas.
Wednesday, March 4
Too Many Stars
Season 3 • Episode 6
Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show.
Wednesday, March 4
Give Me Your Walls
Season 2 • Episode 23
Rob's living room needs to be painted so he hires a colorful master painter from Rome.
Wednesday, March 4
Don't Trip Over That Mountain
Season 2 • Episode 22
Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing trip.
Thursday, March 5
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
Season 3 • Episode 7
Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.
Thursday, March 5
The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
Season 2 • Episode 24
Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.
Thursday, March 5
The Square Triangle
Season 2 • Episode 25
Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.
Friday, March 6
Uncle George
Season 3 • Episode 8
Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.
Friday, March 6
I'm No Henry Walden!
Season 2 • Episode 26
Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.
Friday, March 6
Racy Tracy Rattigan
Season 2 • Episode 27
A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.
Sunday, March 8
The Foul-Weather Girl
Season 2 • Episode 16
Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.
Sunday, March 8
Will You Two Be My Wife?
Season 2 • Episode 17
Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.
Monday, March 9
Big Max Calvada
Season 3 • Episode 9
An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.
Monday, March 9
How to Spank a Star
Season 3 • Episode 24
A guest on the Alan Brady Show demands that Rob take over as producer.
Monday, March 9
The Plots Thicken
Season 3 • Episode 25
Parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.
Tuesday, March 10
The Ballad of Betty Lou
Season 3 • Episode 10
Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.
Tuesday, March 10
Scratch My Car and Die
Season 3 • Episode 26
A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.
Tuesday, March 10
The Return of Edwin Carp
Season 3 • Episode 27
Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.
Wednesday, March 11
Turtles, Ties and Toreadors
Season 3 • Episode 11
Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.
Wednesday, March 11
October Eve
Season 3 • Episode 28
A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.
Wednesday, March 11
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail
Season 3 • Episode 29
A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.
Thursday, March 12
The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
Season 3 • Episode 12
Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.
Thursday, March 12
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
Season 3 • Episode 30
Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.
Thursday, March 12
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
Season 3 • Episode 31
Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.
Friday, March 13
The Alan Brady Show Presents
Season 3 • Episode 13
The entire "Alan Brady" staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script.
Friday, March 13
Teacher's Petrie
Season 3 • Episode 32
Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.
Friday, March 13
My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
Season 4 • Episode 1
Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.
Sunday, March 15
Ray Murdock's X-Ray
Season 2 • Episode 18
Rob unwittingly describes Laura as a "nut" on TV.
Sunday, March 15
I Was a Teenage Head Writer
Season 2 • Episode 19
An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.
Monday, March 16
The Third One From the Left
Season 3 • Episode 14
A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.
Monday, March 16
The Lady and the Babysitter
Season 4 • Episode 3
Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.
Monday, March 16
A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat
Season 4 • Episode 4
Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.
Tuesday, March 17
My Husband Is the Best One
Season 3 • Episode 15
Rob finds himself in trouble when Laura interferes with an interview he is giving on Alan Brady.
Tuesday, March 17
The Man From Emperor
Season 4 • Episode 5
Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.
Tuesday, March 17
Romance, Roses and Rye Bread
Season 4 • Episode 6
Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.
Wednesday, March 18
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
Season 3 • Episode 16
When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.
Wednesday, March 18
4 1/2
Season 4 • Episode 7
Rob and pregnant Laura are trapped with a robber (Don Rickles).
Wednesday, March 18
The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail
Season 4 • Episode 8
The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.
Thursday, March 19
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
Season 3 • Episode 17
Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.
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