The Dick Van Dyke Show

Friday, April 10

Go Tell the Birds and the Bees

Season 5 • Episode 10

Rob and Laura find out that Ritchie has been telling stories in school.

Friday, April 10

Body and Sol

Season 5 • Episode 11

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

Monday, April 13

Don't Trip Over That Mountain

Season 2 • Episode 22

Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing trip.

Monday, April 13

Give Me Your Walls

Season 2 • Episode 23

Rob's living room needs to be painted so he hires a colorful master painter from Rome.

Monday, April 13

The Ghost of A. Chantz

Season 4 • Episode 2

Rob, Laura, Sally and Buddy spend a frightening night in a haunted cabin at a mountain resort.

Monday, April 13

See Rob Write; Write, Rob, Write

Season 5 • Episode 12

Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

Monday, April 13

You're Under Arrest

Season 5 • Episode 13

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.

Tuesday, April 14

The Lady and the Babysitter

Season 4 • Episode 3

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

Tuesday, April 14

Fifty-Two Forty-Five or Work

Season 5 • Episode 14

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

Tuesday, April 14

Who Stole My Watch?

Season 5 • Episode 15

Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.

Wednesday, April 15

A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat

Season 4 • Episode 4

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

Wednesday, April 15

I Do Not Choose to Run

Season 5 • Episode 16

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Wednesday, April 15

The Making of a Councilman

Season 5 • Episode 17

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

Thursday, April 16

The Man From Emperor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Thursday, April 16

The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart

Season 5 • Episode 19

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

Thursday, April 16

Remember the Alimony

Season 5 • Episode 20

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

Friday, April 17

Romance, Roses and Rye Bread

Season 4 • Episode 6

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Friday, April 17

Dear Sally Rogers

Season 5 • Episode 21

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

Friday, April 17

Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy

Season 5 • Episode 22

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

Monday, April 20

The Sam Pomerantz Scandals

Season 2 • Episode 24

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.

Monday, April 20

The Square Triangle

Season 2 • Episode 25

Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

Monday, April 20

4 1/2

Season 4 • Episode 7

Rob and pregnant Laura are trapped with a robber (Don Rickles).

Monday, April 20

Bad Reception in Albany

Season 5 • Episode 23

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

Monday, April 20

Talk to the Snail

Season 5 • Episode 24

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

Tuesday, April 21

The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Tuesday, April 21

A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

Season 5 • Episode 25

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

Tuesday, April 21

Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

Season 5 • Episode 26

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

Wednesday, April 22

Three Letters From One Wife

Season 4 • Episode 9

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Wednesday, April 22

The Man From My Uncle

Season 5 • Episode 27

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

Wednesday, April 22

You Ought to Be in Pictures

Season 5 • Episode 28

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

Thursday, April 23

Pink Pills and Purple Parents

Season 4 • Episode 10

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

Thursday, April 23

Love Thy Other Neighbor

Season 5 • Episode 29

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.

Thursday, April 23

Long Night's Journey Into Day

Season 5 • Episode 30

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

Friday, April 24

It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise

Season 4 • Episode 11

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Friday, April 24

The Gunslinger

Season 5 • Episode 31

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

Friday, April 24

The Last Chapter

Season 5 • Episode 32

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

Monday, April 27

I'm No Henry Walden!

Season 2 • Episode 26

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

Monday, April 27

Racy Tracy Rattigan

Season 2 • Episode 27

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Monday, April 27

The Death of the Party

Season 4 • Episode 12

Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

Monday, April 27

Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.

Monday, April 27

The Sick Boy and the Sitter

Season 1 • Episode 1

Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party.

Tuesday, April 28

My Two Showoffs and Me

Season 4 • Episode 13

Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.