Married … With Children

Saturday, April 26

Un-Alful Entry

Season 7 • Episode 20

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Saturday, April 26

Movie Show

Season 7 • Episode 21

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

Saturday, April 26

Till Death Do Us Part

Season 7 • Episode 22

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Saturday, April 26

'Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Season 7 • Episode 23

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

Saturday, April 26

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?

Season 8 • Episode 1

Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.

Saturday, April 26

Hood in the Boyz

Season 8 • Episode 2

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Saturday, April 26

Proud to Be Your Bud

Season 8 • Episode 3

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Saturday, April 26

Luck of the Bundys

Season 8 • Episode 4

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

Saturday, April 26

Hood in the Boyz

Season 8 • Episode 2

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Saturday, April 26

Proud to Be Your Bud

Season 8 • Episode 3

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Saturday, April 26

Luck of the Bundys

Season 8 • Episode 4

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

Saturday, April 26

Banking on Marcy

Season 8 • Episode 5

Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking at a shareholder's meeting.

Saturday, April 26

No Chicken, No Check

Season 8 • Episode 6

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Saturday, April 26

Take My Wife, Please

Season 8 • Episode 7

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

Saturday, April 26

Scared Single

Season 8 • Episode 8

Al tries to convince Aaron, his newly hired salesman, that he should not get married.

Saturday, April 26

No Ma'am

Season 8 • Episode 9

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Saturday, April 26

Dances With Weezie

Season 8 • Episode 10

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Saturday, April 26

Change for a Buck

Season 8 • Episode 11

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

Saturday, April 26

A Little off the Top

Season 8 • Episode 12

A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.

Saturday, April 26

The Worst Noel

Season 8 • Episode 13

Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing "It's a Wonderful Life.".

Saturday, April 26

Sofa So Good

Season 8 • Episode 14

Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.

Saturday, April 26

Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Season 8 • Episode 15

Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.

Saturday, April 26

How Green Was My Apple

Season 8 • Episode 16

An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.

Saturday, April 26

Valentine's Day Massacre

Season 8 • Episode 17

A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.

Saturday, April 26

Get Outta Dodge

Season 8 • Episode 18

Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.

Saturday, April 26

Field of Screams

Season 8 • Episode 19

Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field.

Saturday, April 26

The D'Arcy Files

Season 8 • Episode 20

Jefferson tells Marcy he is in the Witness Protection Program.

Saturday, April 26

Nooner or Later

Season 8 • Episode 21

A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.

Saturday, April 26

Ride Scare

Season 8 • Episode 22

Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores.

Saturday, April 26

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Season 8 • Episode 23

Al turns to the leader of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists.

Saturday, April 26

Assault and Batteries

Season 8 • Episode 24

While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.

Saturday, April 26

Al Goes Deep

Season 8 • Episode 25

To raise quick cash, Al and Jefferson bet on a high-school football game.

Saturday, April 26

Kelly Knows Something

Season 8 • Episode 26

Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show.

Saturday, April 26

Shoeway to Heaven

Season 9 • Episode 1

Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement.

Sunday, April 27

Driving Mr. Boondy

Season 9 • Episode 2

Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.

Sunday, April 27

Kelly Breaks Out

Season 9 • Episode 3

Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel, but her career isn't the only thing "breaking out."

Sunday, April 27

Naughty but Niece

Season 9 • Episode 4

Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values.

Sunday, April 27

Business Sucks

Season 9 • Episode 5

Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store for breast-feeding her baby in front of him.

Sunday, April 27

Business Still Sucks

Season 9 • Episode 6

With the protest showing no signs of ending, Al sells only men's shoes.

Sunday, April 27

Dial B for Virgin

Season 9 • Episode 7

Bud makes a house call when a woman who is on the verge of giving in calls his hotline for virgins.

Sunday, April 27

Sleepless in Chicago

Season 9 • Episode 8

Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.

Sunday, April 27

No Pot to Pease In

Season 9 • Episode 9

The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.

Sunday, April 27

Dud Bowl

Season 9 • Episode 10

Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of cheating.

Sunday, April 27

A Man for No Seasons

Season 9 • Episode 11

Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.

Sunday, April 27

I Want My Psycho Dad

Season 9 • Episode 12

When a show is canceled for violence, Al pickets the station.

Sunday, April 27

I Want My Psycho Dad

Season 9 • Episode 13

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad."

Sunday, April 27

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

Season 9 • Episode 14

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

Sunday, April 27

Kelly Takes a Shot

Season 9 • Episode 15

To win an acting role, Kelly must shoot an apple off Bud's head with a bow and arrow.

Sunday, April 27

Get the Dodge Out of Hell

Season 9 • Episode 16

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

Sunday, April 27

25 Years and What Do You Get?

Season 9 • Episode 18

A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.

Sunday, April 27

Ship Happens

Season 9 • Episode 19

Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.

Sunday, April 27

Ship Happens

Season 9 • Episode 20

The cruise ship sinks, leaving the Bundys in a life boat with Gilbert Gottfried.

Sunday, April 27

Something Larry This Way Comes

Season 9 • Episode 21

Al must participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

Sunday, April 27

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Season 9 • Episode 22

Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.

Sunday, April 27

User Friendly

Season 9 • Episode 23

Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.

Sunday, April 27

Pump Fiction

Season 9 • Episode 24

Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.

Monday, April 28

Turning Japanese

Season 10 • Episode 21

The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.

Monday, April 28

Bud Hits the Books

Season 10 • Episode 24

Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.

Monday, April 28

Al Goes to the Dogs

Season 10 • Episode 22

Al disturbs the neighbors when he decides to build a dog house.

Monday, April 28

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Season 10 • Episode 25

Al and Marcy object when actors Jefferson and Kelly must kiss in a TV ad.

Tuesday, April 29

Banking on Marcy

Season 8 • Episode 5

Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking at a shareholder's meeting.

Tuesday, April 29

No Chicken, No Check

Season 8 • Episode 6

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Tuesday, April 29

Take My Wife, Please

Season 8 • Episode 7

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

Tuesday, April 29

Scared Single

Season 8 • Episode 8

Al tries to convince Aaron, his newly hired salesman, that he should not get married.

Tuesday, April 29

Enemies

Season 10 • Episode 23

Kelly's two-timing date introduces her to his dysfunctional roommates.

Tuesday, April 29

Torch Song Duet

Season 10 • Episode 26

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.

Tuesday, April 29

The Joke's on Al

Season 10 • Episode 27

A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist.

Tuesday, April 29

Twisted

Season 11 • Episode 1

In an episode parodying the film "Twister," the neighbors take refuge.

Wednesday, April 30

No Ma'am

Season 8 • Episode 9

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Wednesday, April 30

Dances With Weezie

Season 8 • Episode 10

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Wednesday, April 30

Change for a Buck

Season 8 • Episode 11

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

Wednesday, April 30

A Little off the Top

Season 8 • Episode 12

A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.

Wednesday, April 30

Children of the Corns

Season 11 • Episode 2

Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise.

Wednesday, April 30

Kelly's Gotta Habit

Season 11 • Episode 3

Robbery-victim Al finagles a ride-along when "Cops" shoots in Chicago.

Wednesday, April 30

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Season 11 • Episode 4

Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg.

Wednesday, April 30

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Season 11 • Episode 5

Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge.

Thursday, May 1

The Worst Noel

Season 8 • Episode 13

Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing "It's a Wonderful Life.".

Thursday, May 1

Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Season 8 • Episode 15

Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.

Thursday, May 1

Sofa So Good

Season 8 • Episode 14

Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.

Thursday, May 1

How Green Was My Apple

Season 8 • Episode 16

An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.

Thursday, May 1

A Bundy Thanksgiving

Season 11 • Episode 6

Al's favorite pie-maker takes her secret recipe for sweet-potato pie to her grave.

Thursday, May 1

The Juggs Have Left the Building

Season 11 • Episode 7

Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo.

Thursday, May 1

God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

Season 11 • Episode 8

Al and Griff get fired; D'Arcys lose Mary and Joseph from their porch Nativity.

Thursday, May 1

Crimes Against Obesity

Episode 247

Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect.

Friday, May 2

Get Outta Dodge

Season 8 • Episode 18

Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.

Friday, May 2

Valentine's Day Massacre

Season 8 • Episode 17

A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.

Friday, May 2

Field of Screams

Season 8 • Episode 19

Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field.

Friday, May 2

The D'Arcy Files

Season 8 • Episode 20

Jefferson tells Marcy he is in the Witness Protection Program.

Friday, May 2

The Stepford Peg

Season 11 • Episode 10

Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife.

Friday, May 2

Bud on the Side

Season 11 • Episode 11

Bud has an affair with an older woman, Al's boss Garry.

Friday, May 2

Grime and Punishment

Season 11 • Episode 12

The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is.

Friday, May 2

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Season 11 • Episode 14

Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling.

Saturday, May 3

Radio Free Trumaine

Season 9 • Episode 26

Marcy protests an expulsion at Bud's college, where the dean is ex-husband Steve.

Saturday, May 3

Shoeless Al

Season 9 • Episode 27

Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.

Saturday, May 3

The Undergraduate

Season 9 • Episode 28

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts.

Saturday, May 3

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Season 10 • Episode 1

After leaving her husband (Tim Conway), Peggy's mother takes refuge with the Bundys.

Saturday, May 3

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Season 8 • Episode 23

Al turns to the leader of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists.

Saturday, May 3

Nooner or Later

Season 8 • Episode 21

A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.

Saturday, May 3

Kelly Knows Something

Season 8 • Episode 26

Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show.

Saturday, May 3

Assault and Batteries

Season 8 • Episode 24

While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.

Saturday, May 3

The Weaker Sex

Season 10 • Episode 6

After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.

Saturday, May 3

Flight of the Bumblebee

Season 10 • Episode 7

Bud's initiation to join a men's club lands him in a televised wrestling match.

Saturday, May 3

Blonde and Blonder

Season 10 • Episode 8

Kelly and her pal vie for the class nerd, now rich, at their five-year reunion.

Saturday, May 3

The Two That Got Away

Season 10 • Episode 9

Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.

Saturday, May 3

Dud Bowl II

Season 10 • Episode 10

Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.

Saturday, May 3

Bearly Men

Season 10 • Episode 12

On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.

Saturday, May 3

Love Conquers Al

Season 10 • Episode 13

Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.

Saturday, May 3

Al Bundy's Sports Spectacular

Season 10 • Episode 11

Roy Firestone presents highlights of sports moments from the show's 10 seasons.

Saturday, May 3

I Can't Believe It's Butter

Season 10 • Episode 14

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

Saturday, May 3

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Season 10 • Episode 15

Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.

Saturday, May 3

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Season 10 • Episode 16

Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.

Saturday, May 3

Calendar Girl

Season 10 • Episode 17

Al and Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a "Women of Trumaine" calendar.

Saturday, May 3

The Agony and the Extra C

Season 10 • Episode 18

Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a mistake.

Saturday, May 3

Spring Break

Season 10 • Episode 19

Bud, Kelly and Al wind up going to Fort Lauderdale for spring break.

Saturday, May 3

Spring Break

Season 10 • Episode 20

Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.

Saturday, May 3

Turning Japanese

Season 10 • Episode 21

The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.

Saturday, May 3

Al Goes to the Dogs

Season 10 • Episode 22

Al disturbs the neighbors when he decides to build a dog house.

Saturday, May 3

Enemies

Season 10 • Episode 23

Kelly's two-timing date introduces her to his dysfunctional roommates.

Saturday, May 3

Bud Hits the Books

Season 10 • Episode 24

Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.

Saturday, May 3

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Season 10 • Episode 25

Al and Marcy object when actors Jefferson and Kelly must kiss in a TV ad.

Saturday, May 3

Torch Song Duet

Season 10 • Episode 26

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.

Saturday, May 3

The Joke's on Al

Season 10 • Episode 27

A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist.

Saturday, May 3

Twisted

Season 11 • Episode 1

In an episode parodying the film "Twister," the neighbors take refuge.

Saturday, May 3

Children of the Corns

Season 11 • Episode 2

Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise.

Saturday, May 3

Kelly's Gotta Habit

Season 11 • Episode 3

Robbery-victim Al finagles a ride-along when "Cops" shoots in Chicago.

Saturday, May 3

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Season 11 • Episode 4

Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg.

Sunday, May 4

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Season 11 • Episode 5

Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge.

Sunday, May 4

A Bundy Thanksgiving

Season 11 • Episode 6

Al's favorite pie-maker takes her secret recipe for sweet-potato pie to her grave.

Sunday, May 4

The Juggs Have Left the Building

Season 11 • Episode 7

Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo.

Sunday, May 4

God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

Season 11 • Episode 8

Al and Griff get fired; D'Arcys lose Mary and Joseph from their porch Nativity.

Sunday, May 4

Crimes Against Obesity

Episode 247

Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect.

Sunday, May 4

The Stepford Peg

Season 11 • Episode 10

Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife.

Sunday, May 4

Bud on the Side

Season 11 • Episode 11

Bud has an affair with an older woman, Al's boss Garry.

Sunday, May 4

Grime and Punishment

Season 11 • Episode 12

The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is.

Sunday, May 4

TRASH

Season 11 • Episode 13

Al and Griff join the National Guard and are asked to help during the garbage strike.

Sunday, May 4

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Season 11 • Episode 14

Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling.

Sunday, May 4

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Season 11 • Episode 15

A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man.

Sunday, May 4

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Season 11 • Episode 16

Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright.

Sunday, May 4

Live Nude Peg

Season 11 • Episode 17

Busy Peg doesn't get jealous when Al becomes infatuated with a stripper.

Sunday, May 4

A Babe in Toyland

Season 11 • Episode 18

Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success.

Sunday, May 4

Birthday Boy Toy

Season 11 • Episode 19

Jefferson takes a job as an aerobics instructor at a women's gym.

Sunday, May 4

Damn Bundys

Season 11 • Episode 20

Al sells his soul to the devil to ensure a Super Bowl berth for the Bears.

Sunday, May 4

Lez Be Friends

Season 11 • Episode 21

Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.

Sunday, May 4

Desperate Half Hour

Season 11 • Episode 22

The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal.

Sunday, May 4

How to Marry a Moron

Season 11 • Episode 23

After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.

Sunday, May 4

Chicago Shoe Exchange

Season 11 • Episode 24

Al and Griff go overboard when they discover the ability to swap shoes for mall merchandise.

Sunday, May 4

My Favorite Married

Season 9 • Episode 25

An episode showcasing clips from the cast's favorite episodes from the series.

Sunday, May 4

Best of Bundy

Season 9 • Episode 17

George Plimpton is host of a 200th episode tribute to the series.

Monday, May 5

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Season 11 • Episode 15

A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man.

Monday, May 5

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Season 11 • Episode 16

Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright.

Monday, May 5

Live Nude Peg

Season 11 • Episode 17

Busy Peg doesn't get jealous when Al becomes infatuated with a stripper.

Monday, May 5

A Babe in Toyland

Season 11 • Episode 18

Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success.

Tuesday, May 6

Ride Scare

Season 8 • Episode 22

Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores.

Tuesday, May 6

Al Goes Deep

Season 8 • Episode 25

To raise quick cash, Al and Jefferson bet on a high-school football game.

Tuesday, May 6

Shoeway to Heaven

Season 9 • Episode 1

Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement.

Tuesday, May 6

Driving Mr. Boondy

Season 9 • Episode 2

Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.

Tuesday, May 6

Birthday Boy Toy

Season 11 • Episode 19

Jefferson takes a job as an aerobics instructor at a women's gym.

Tuesday, May 6

Lez Be Friends

Season 11 • Episode 21

Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.

Tuesday, May 6

Damn Bundys

Season 11 • Episode 20

Al sells his soul to the devil to ensure a Super Bowl berth for the Bears.

Tuesday, May 6

Desperate Half Hour

Season 11 • Episode 22

The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal.

Wednesday, May 7

Kelly Breaks Out

Season 9 • Episode 3

Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel, but her career isn't the only thing "breaking out."

Wednesday, May 7

Naughty but Niece

Season 9 • Episode 4

Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values.

Wednesday, May 7

Business Sucks

Season 9 • Episode 5

Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store for breast-feeding her baby in front of him.

Wednesday, May 7

Business Still Sucks

Season 9 • Episode 6

With the protest showing no signs of ending, Al sells only men's shoes.

Wednesday, May 7

How to Marry a Moron

Season 11 • Episode 23

After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.

Wednesday, May 7

Chicago Shoe Exchange

Season 11 • Episode 24

Al and Griff go overboard when they discover the ability to swap shoes for mall merchandise.

Wednesday, May 7

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Al wants to spend a night out with the boys, but Peggy has other plans for him.

Wednesday, May 7

Thinergy

Season 1 • Episode 2

Peggy hopes to rekindle the flame in her marriage when Al's interest in romance wanes.

Thursday, May 8

Dial B for Virgin

Season 9 • Episode 7

Bud makes a house call when a woman who is on the verge of giving in calls his hotline for virgins.

Thursday, May 8

Sleepless in Chicago

Season 9 • Episode 8

Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.

Thursday, May 8

No Pot to Pease In

Season 9 • Episode 9

The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.

Thursday, May 8

Dud Bowl

Season 9 • Episode 10

Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of cheating.

Thursday, May 8

But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

Season 1 • Episode 3

Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night.

Thursday, May 8

Whose Room Is It Anyway?

Season 1 • Episode 4

Peggy and Al stir up trouble when their neighbors make plans to build an addition on their house.

Thursday, May 8

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Season 1 • Episode 5

Peggy and Marcy feel neglected when Al and Steve become preoccupied restoring a '65 Mustang.

Thursday, May 8

Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?

Season 1 • Episode 6

Al is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when his family overcharges his credit cards.

Friday, May 9

A Man for No Seasons

Season 9 • Episode 11

Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.

Friday, May 9

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

Season 9 • Episode 14

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

Friday, May 9

I Want My Psycho Dad

Season 9 • Episode 12

When a show is canceled for violence, Al pickets the station.

Friday, May 9

I Want My Psycho Dad

Season 9 • Episode 13

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad."

Friday, May 9

Married ... Without Children

Season 1 • Episode 7

Marcy and Steve offer to baby-sit the Bundy children for the weekend.

Friday, May 9

The Poker Game

Season 1 • Episode 8

Al takes Steve to his poker game, but Steve ends up losing his mortgage money.

Friday, May 9

Peggy Sue Got Work

Season 1 • Episode 9

The Bundy family suffers when Peggy lands a job at a department store.

Friday, May 9

Al Loses His Cherry

Season 1 • Episode 10

Al spends time at a swinging co-worker's apartment after a spat with Peggy.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

Kelly Takes a Shot

Season 9 • Episode 15

To win an acting role, Kelly must shoot an apple off Bud's head with a bow and arrow.

Saturday, May 10

Something Larry This Way Comes

Season 9 • Episode 21

Al must participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

Saturday, May 10

Get the Dodge Out of Hell

Season 9 • Episode 16

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

Saturday, May 10

25 Years and What Do You Get?

Season 9 • Episode 18

A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, May 10

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, May 11

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Monday, May 12

Where's the Boss?

Season 1 • Episode 12

Al hears his boss was killed in a plane crash, and purchases an extravagant gift for the family.

Monday, May 12

Nightmare on Al's Street

Season 1 • Episode 11

Marcy is concerned when Al figures prominently in her dreams.

Monday, May 12

Johnny B. Gone

Season 1 • Episode 13

Delays at home threaten to keep Al and Peggy from going to the closing of their favorite restaurant.

Monday, May 12

Poppy's by the Tree

Season 2 • Episode 1

Peggy becomes the target of a tourist-hating ax killer (Vic Polizos) while on vacation in Florida.

Tuesday, May 13

Ship Happens

Season 9 • Episode 19

Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.

Tuesday, May 13

Ship Happens

Season 9 • Episode 20

The cruise ship sinks, leaving the Bundys in a life boat with Gilbert Gottfried.

Tuesday, May 13

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Season 9 • Episode 22

Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.

Tuesday, May 13

The Undergraduate

Season 9 • Episode 28

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts.

Tuesday, May 13

Poppy's by the Tree

Season 2 • Episode 2

Peggy becomes the target of a tourist-hating ax killer (Vic Polizos) while on vacation in Florida.

Tuesday, May 13

If I Were a Rich Man

Season 2 • Episode 3

Al's accused of pilfering $1 million after he and Steve play poker in a bank vault.

Tuesday, May 13

Buck Can Do It

Season 2 • Episode 4

Neighbors put Al under pressure to end canine Buck's amorous escapades.

Tuesday, May 13

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Season 2 • Episode 5

Miffed Marcy goes out on the town to an exotic dance club with Peggy.