Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men - CBS

CBS

Series

2003

TV14

Sitcom

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Where to Stream

2003–2015 Series 12 Seasons273 Episodes

Upcoming TV Airings

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Monday, November 11

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Season 8 • Episode 2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Monday, November 11

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Season 8 • Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Monday, November 11

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Season 8 • Episode 13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Monday, November 11

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Season 8 • Episode 14

Charlie stalks Rose; Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Monday, November 11

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Season 8 • Episode 15

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Monday, November 11

That Darn Priest

Season 8 • Episode 16

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Monday, November 11

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.

Monday, November 11

Big Flappy Bastards

Season 1 • Episode 2

Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room.

Monday, November 11

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Season 1 • Episode 3

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Monday, November 11

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Season 1 • Episode 4

Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.

Tuesday, November 12

The Ocu or the Pado?

Season 6 • Episode 17

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Tuesday, November 12

It Was Mame, Mom

Season 2 • Episode 18

Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.

Tuesday, November 12

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Season 1 • Episode 5

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Tuesday, November 12

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Season 1 • Episode 6

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.

Tuesday, November 12

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Season 1 • Episode 7

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Tuesday, November 12

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Season 1 • Episode 8

Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.

Tuesday, November 12

Phase One, Complete

Season 1 • Episode 9

Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.

Tuesday, November 12

Merry Thanksgiving

Season 1 • Episode 10

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Tuesday, November 12

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Season 1 • Episode 11

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.

Tuesday, November 12

Camel Filters and Pheremones

Season 1 • Episode 12

The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

Tuesday, November 12

A Good Time in Central Africa

Season 8 • Episode 9

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.

Tuesday, November 12

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Season 8 • Episode 10

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison.

Tuesday, November 12

Dead From the Waist Down

Season 8 • Episode 11

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Tuesday, November 12

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Season 8 • Episode 12

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.

Tuesday, November 12

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Season 8 • Episode 13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Tuesday, November 12

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Season 8 • Episode 14

Charlie stalks Rose; Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Tuesday, November 12

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Season 8 • Episode 15

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Tuesday, November 12

That Darn Priest

Season 8 • Episode 16

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Wednesday, November 13

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Season 12 • Episode 1

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

Wednesday, November 13

My Son's Enormous Head

Season 6 • Episode 18

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.

Wednesday, November 13

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2 • Episode 19

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.

Wednesday, November 13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Season 1 • Episode 13

Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.

Wednesday, November 13

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Season 1 • Episode 14

Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.

Wednesday, November 13

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Season 1 • Episode 15

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

Wednesday, November 13

That Was Saliva, Alan

Season 1 • Episode 16

Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.

Wednesday, November 13

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Wednesday, November 13

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Wednesday, November 13

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Wednesday, November 13

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Wednesday, November 13

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Season 1 • Episode 3

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Wednesday, November 13

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Season 1 • Episode 4

Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.

Wednesday, November 13

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Season 1 • Episode 5

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Wednesday, November 13

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Season 1 • Episode 6

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.

Wednesday, November 13

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Season 1 • Episode 7

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Wednesday, November 13

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Season 1 • Episode 8

Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.

Wednesday, November 13

Phase One, Complete

Season 1 • Episode 9

Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.

Wednesday, November 13

Merry Thanksgiving

Season 1 • Episode 10

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Thursday, November 14

Glamping in a Yurt

Season 12 • Episode 3

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with a social worker.

Thursday, November 14

The Two Finger Rule

Season 6 • Episode 19

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Thursday, November 14

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Thursday, November 14

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Thursday, November 14

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Season 1 • Episode 22

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.

Thursday, November 14

Just Like Buffalo

Season 1 • Episode 23

Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Thursday, November 14

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Thursday, November 14

Back Off Mary Poppins

Season 2 • Episode 1

Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.

Thursday, November 14

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Season 2 • Episode 2

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.

Thursday, November 14

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Thursday, November 14

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Thursday, November 14

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Season 1 • Episode 13

Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.

Thursday, November 14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Season 1 • Episode 14

Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.

Thursday, November 14

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Season 1 • Episode 15

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

Thursday, November 14

That Was Saliva, Alan

Season 1 • Episode 16

Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.

Thursday, November 14

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Thursday, November 14

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Thursday, November 14

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Thursday, November 14

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Friday, November 15

Oontz Oontz Oontz

Season 12 • Episode 5

Walden takes in a foster child named Louis, but they don't bond as he expected.

Friday, November 15

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Season 6 • Episode 20

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Friday, November 15

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2 • Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.

Friday, November 15

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Friday, November 15

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Friday, November 15

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Friday, November 15

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Friday, November 15

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Friday, November 15

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Saturday, November 16

Above Exalted Cyclops

Season 6 • Episode 21

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Saturday, November 16

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2 • Episode 22

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.

Saturday, November 16

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Saturday, November 16

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2 • Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.

Saturday, November 16

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2 • Episode 22

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.

Saturday, November 16

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2 • Episode 23

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.

Saturday, November 16

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2 • Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Monday, November 18

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Season 8 • Episode 4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Monday, November 18

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Season 8 • Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Monday, November 18

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Monday, November 18

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Monday, November 18

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2 • Episode 15

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Monday, November 18

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Episode 16

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Monday, November 18

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2 • Episode 17

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

Monday, November 18

It Was Mame, Mom

Season 2 • Episode 18

Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.

Monday, November 18

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2 • Episode 19

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.

Monday, November 18

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Tuesday, November 19

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6 • Episode 22

Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Tuesday, November 19

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2 • Episode 23

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.

Tuesday, November 19

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2 • Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.

Tuesday, November 19

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2 • Episode 22

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.

Tuesday, November 19

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3 • Episode 4

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Tuesday, November 19

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Tuesday, November 19

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Season 3 • Episode 6

Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Tuesday, November 19

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Season 3 • Episode 7

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Tuesday, November 19

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Season 3 • Episode 8

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Tuesday, November 19

Madame and Her Special Friend

Season 3 • Episode 9

A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.

Tuesday, November 19

Just Like Buffalo

Season 1 • Episode 23

Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Tuesday, November 19

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Tuesday, November 19

Back Off Mary Poppins

Season 2 • Episode 1

Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.

Tuesday, November 19

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Season 2 • Episode 2

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.

Tuesday, November 19

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Tuesday, November 19

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Tuesday, November 19

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Tuesday, November 19

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Wednesday, November 20

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

Season 12 • Episode 7

Walden and Alan befriend three moms, but things get complicated when Walden falls for one of them.

Wednesday, November 20

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Wednesday, November 20

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2 • Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Wednesday, November 20

Something Salted and Twisted

Season 3 • Episode 10

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.

Wednesday, November 20

Santa's Village of the Damned

Season 3 • Episode 11

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

Wednesday, November 20

That Special Tug

Season 3 • Episode 12

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

Wednesday, November 20

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Season 3 • Episode 13

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

Wednesday, November 20

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Season 3 • Episode 14

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.

Wednesday, November 20

My Tongue Is Meat

Season 3 • Episode 15

Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.

Wednesday, November 20

Ergo, the Booty Call

Season 3 • Episode 16

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Wednesday, November 20

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Season 3 • Episode 17

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.

Wednesday, November 20

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Wednesday, November 20

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Wednesday, November 20

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Season 2 • Episode 11

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Wednesday, November 20

A Lungful of Alan

Season 2 • Episode 12

The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.

Wednesday, November 20

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Wednesday, November 20

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Wednesday, November 20

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2 • Episode 15

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Wednesday, November 20

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Episode 16

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Thursday, November 21

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Season 12 • Episode 9

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house.

Thursday, November 21

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Thursday, November 21

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3 • Episode 1

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Thursday, November 21

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Season 3 • Episode 18

Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.

Thursday, November 21

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Season 3 • Episode 19

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.

Thursday, November 21

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Season 3 • Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.

Thursday, November 21

And the Plot Moistens

Season 3 • Episode 21

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.

Thursday, November 21

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Season 3 • Episode 22

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Thursday, November 21

Arguments for the Quickie

Season 3 • Episode 23

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Thursday, November 21

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 3 • Episode 24

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Thursday, November 21

Working for Caligula

Season 4 • Episode 1

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Thursday, November 21

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2 • Episode 19

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.

Thursday, November 21

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Thursday, November 21

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2 • Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.

Thursday, November 21

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2 • Episode 22

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.

Thursday, November 21

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2 • Episode 23

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.

Thursday, November 21

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2 • Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Thursday, November 21

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3 • Episode 1

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Friday, November 22

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4 • Episode 2

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.

Friday, November 22

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Season 3 • Episode 2

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.

Friday, November 22

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4 • Episode 2

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.

Friday, November 22

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Season 4 • Episode 3

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Friday, November 22

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

Season 4 • Episode 4

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Friday, November 22

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Season 4 • Episode 5

Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Friday, November 22

Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 4 • Episode 6

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Friday, November 22

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Season 4 • Episode 7

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.

Friday, November 22

Release the Dogs

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..

Friday, November 22

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Season 4 • Episode 9

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Saturday, November 23

For Whom the Booty Calls

Season 12 • Episode 11

When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he finds it to be a nice getaway from Alan.

Saturday, November 23

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Season 4 • Episode 3

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Saturday, November 23

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Season 3 • Episode 3

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Saturday, November 23

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3 • Episode 1

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Saturday, November 23

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Season 3 • Episode 2

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.

Saturday, November 23

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Season 3 • Episode 3

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Saturday, November 23

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3 • Episode 4

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Saturday, November 23

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Saturday, November 23

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Season 3 • Episode 6

Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Saturday, November 23

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Season 3 • Episode 7

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Saturday, November 23

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Season 3 • Episode 8

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Saturday, November 23

Madame and Her Special Friend

Season 3 • Episode 9

A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.

Saturday, November 23

Something Salted and Twisted

Season 3 • Episode 10

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.

Monday, November 25

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Season 8 • Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Monday, November 25

Springtime on a Stick

Season 8 • Episode 8

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Monday, November 25

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Season 4 • Episode 10

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.

Monday, November 25

Walnuts and Demerol

Season 4 • Episode 11

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.

Monday, November 25

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4 • Episode 12

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Monday, November 25

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Season 4 • Episode 13

Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.

Monday, November 25

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Season 4 • Episode 14

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).

Monday, November 25

My Damn Stalker

Season 4 • Episode 15

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.

Monday, November 25

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4 • Episode 16

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.

Monday, November 25

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Season 4 • Episode 17

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Monday, November 25

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Season 3 • Episode 2

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.

Tuesday, November 26

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

Season 4 • Episode 4

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Tuesday, November 26

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3 • Episode 4

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Tuesday, November 26

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Season 4 • Episode 18

Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.

Tuesday, November 26

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Season 4 • Episode 19

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Tuesday, November 26

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Season 4 • Episode 20

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Tuesday, November 26

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Season 4 • Episode 21

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.

Tuesday, November 26

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Season 4 • Episode 22

Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Tuesday, November 26

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Season 4 • Episode 23

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Tuesday, November 26

Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 4 • Episode 24

Evelyn's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas.

Tuesday, November 26

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5 • Episode 1

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Tuesday, November 26

My Tongue Is Meat

Season 3 • Episode 15

Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.

Tuesday, November 26

Ergo, the Booty Call

Season 3 • Episode 16

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Tuesday, November 26

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Season 3 • Episode 17

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.

Tuesday, November 26

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Season 3 • Episode 18

Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.

Tuesday, November 26

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Season 3 • Episode 19

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.

Tuesday, November 26

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Season 3 • Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.

Tuesday, November 26

And the Plot Moistens

Season 3 • Episode 21

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.

Tuesday, November 26

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Season 3 • Episode 22

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Wednesday, November 27

Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

Season 12 • Episode 15

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Wednesday, November 27

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Season 4 • Episode 5

Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Wednesday, November 27

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Wednesday, November 27

Merry Thanksgiving

Season 1 • Episode 10

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Wednesday, November 27

Arguments for the Quickie

Season 3 • Episode 23

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Wednesday, November 27

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 3 • Episode 24

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Wednesday, November 27

Working for Caligula

Season 4 • Episode 1

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Wednesday, November 27

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4 • Episode 2

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.

Wednesday, November 27

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Season 4 • Episode 3

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Wednesday, November 27

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

Season 4 • Episode 4

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Wednesday, November 27

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Season 4 • Episode 5

Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Wednesday, November 27

Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 4 • Episode 6

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Wednesday, November 27

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Season 4 • Episode 7

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.

Wednesday, November 27

Release the Dogs

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..

Wednesday, November 27

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Season 4 • Episode 9

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Wednesday, November 27

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Season 4 • Episode 10

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.

Wednesday, November 27

Walnuts and Demerol

Season 4 • Episode 11

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.

Wednesday, November 27

Merry Thanksgiving

Season 1 • Episode 10

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Wednesday, November 27

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5 • Episode 2

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

Wednesday, November 27

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5 • Episode 3

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Wednesday, November 27

City of Great Racks

Season 5 • Episode 4

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Wednesday, November 27

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Season 5 • Episode 5

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Wednesday, November 27

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Season 5 • Episode 6

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

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