Two and a Half Men
Cast & Crew

Jon Cryer Alan Harper

Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper

Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt

Conchata Ferrell Berta

Angus T. Jones Jake Harper

Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper

Marin Hinkle Judith

Melanie Lynskey Rose

Chuck Lorre Executive Producer

Don Reo Executive Producer

Jim Patterson Executive Producer

Chuck Lorre Creator

Lee Aronsohn Creator
⨁Full Cast & CrewUpcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Tuesday, July 8
A Bag Full of Jawea
Season 2 • Episode 3
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.
Tuesday, July 8
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Season 2 • Episode 4
Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.
Tuesday, July 8
Bad News From the Clinic
Season 2 • Episode 5
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
Tuesday, July 8
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Season 2 • Episode 6
Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.
Tuesday, July 8
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Season 2 • Episode 7
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.
Tuesday, July 8
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Season 2 • Episode 8
Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Tuesday, July 8
Yes, Monsignor
Season 2 • Episode 9
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.
Tuesday, July 8
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Season 2 • Episode 10
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.
Wednesday, July 9
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Season 9 • Episode 13
When Walden's mother and ex-wife try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
Wednesday, July 9
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Season 3 • Episode 14
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.
Wednesday, July 9
Big Flappy Bastards
Season 1 • Episode 2
Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room.
Wednesday, July 9
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Season 6 • Episode 3
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
Wednesday, July 9
The Flavin' and the Mavin
Season 6 • Episode 4
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
Wednesday, July 9
A Jock Strap in Hell
Season 6 • Episode 5
The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.
Wednesday, July 9
It's Always Nazi Week
Season 6 • Episode 6
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Wednesday, July 9
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Season 6 • Episode 7
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Wednesday, July 9
Pinocchio's Mouth
Season 6 • Episode 8
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
Wednesday, July 9
The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 • Episode 9
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.
Wednesday, July 9
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Season 6 • Episode 10
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
Wednesday, July 9
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Season 2 • Episode 13
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
Wednesday, July 9
Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Season 2 • Episode 14
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
Wednesday, July 9
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Season 2 • Episode 15
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
Wednesday, July 9
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Season 2 • Episode 16
Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.
Wednesday, July 9
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
Season 2 • Episode 17
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.
Wednesday, July 9
It Was Mame, Mom
Season 2 • Episode 18
Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.
Wednesday, July 9
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Season 2 • Episode 19
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.
Wednesday, July 9
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Season 2 • Episode 20
Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
Thursday, July 10
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Season 9 • Episode 15
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Thursday, July 10
My Tongue Is Meat
Season 3 • Episode 15
Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.
Thursday, July 10
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Season 1 • Episode 3
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Thursday, July 10
The Devil's Lube
Season 6 • Episode 11
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
Thursday, July 10
Thank God for Scoliosis
Season 6 • Episode 12
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.
Thursday, July 10
I Think You Offended Don
Season 6 • Episode 13
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.
Thursday, July 10
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Season 6 • Episode 14
Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.
Thursday, July 10
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
Season 6 • Episode 15
In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
Thursday, July 10
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Season 6 • Episode 16
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
Thursday, July 10
The Ocu or the Pado?
Season 6 • Episode 17
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
Thursday, July 10
My Son's Enormous Head
Season 6 • Episode 18
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.
Thursday, July 10
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Season 2 • Episode 23
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.
Thursday, July 10
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Season 2 • Episode 24
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
Thursday, July 10
Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
Season 3 • Episode 1
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
Thursday, July 10
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Season 3 • Episode 2
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.
Thursday, July 10
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Season 3 • Episode 3
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
Thursday, July 10
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Season 3 • Episode 4
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
Thursday, July 10
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Season 3 • Episode 19
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
Thursday, July 10
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3 • Episode 20
Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.
Friday, July 11
Not in My Mouth!
Season 9 • Episode 17
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship.
Friday, July 11
Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 • Episode 16
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
Friday, July 11
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Season 1 • Episode 4
Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.
Friday, July 11
The Two Finger Rule
Season 6 • Episode 19
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
Friday, July 11
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Season 6 • Episode 20
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
Friday, July 11
Above Exalted Cyclops
Season 6 • Episode 21
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
Friday, July 11
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Season 6 • Episode 22
Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
Friday, July 11
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
Season 6 • Episode 23
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
Friday, July 11
Baseball Was Better With Steroids
Season 6 • Episode 24
Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.
Friday, July 11
818-jklpuzo
Season 7 • Episode 1
Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
Friday, July 11
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Season 7 • Episode 2
Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
Saturday, July 12
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Season 3 • Episode 17
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.
Saturday, July 12
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Season 1 • Episode 5
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Saturday, July 12
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Season 5 • Episode 6
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Saturday, July 12
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Season 5 • Episode 7
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.
Saturday, July 12
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Season 5 • Episode 8
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Saturday, July 12
Tight's Good
Season 5 • Episode 9
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.
Saturday, July 12
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Season 5 • Episode 10
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
Saturday, July 12
Meander to Your Dander
Season 5 • Episode 11
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
Saturday, July 12
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Season 5 • Episode 12
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
Saturday, July 12
The Soil Is Moist
Season 5 • Episode 13
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Saturday, July 12
Winky-Dink Time
Season 5 • Episode 14
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
Saturday, July 12
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Season 5 • Episode 15
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Sunday, July 13
A Pot-Smoking Monkey
Season 4 • Episode 4
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
Sunday, July 13
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Season 4 • Episode 5
Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.
Sunday, July 13
Apologies for the Frivolity
Season 4 • Episode 6
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Sunday, July 13
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Season 4 • Episode 7
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.
Sunday, July 13
Release the Dogs
Season 4 • Episode 8
Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..
Sunday, July 13
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Season 4 • Episode 9
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
Sunday, July 13
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Season 4 • Episode 10
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.
Sunday, July 13
Walnuts and Demerol
Season 4 • Episode 11
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.
Sunday, July 13
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Season 4 • Episode 12
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
Sunday, July 13
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Season 4 • Episode 13
Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.
Monday, July 14
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Season 5 • Episode 3
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Monday, July 14
City of Great Racks
Season 5 • Episode 4
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Monday, July 14
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 14
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 14
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 14
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 14
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 14
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 14
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 14
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 15
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Season 3 • Episode 18
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
Tuesday, July 15
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Season 1 • Episode 6
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.
Tuesday, July 15
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 15
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 15
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 15
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 15
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 15
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 15
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 15
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 15
Madame and Her Special Friend
Season 3 • Episode 9
Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors; Charlie tries to stop Jake.
Tuesday, July 15
Something Salted and Twisted
Season 3 • Episode 10
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.
Tuesday, July 15
Santa's Village of the Damned
Season 3 • Episode 11
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
Tuesday, July 15
That Special Tug
Season 3 • Episode 12
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
Tuesday, July 15
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Season 3 • Episode 13
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
Tuesday, July 15
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Season 3 • Episode 14
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.
Tuesday, July 15
My Tongue Is Meat
Season 3 • Episode 15
Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.
Tuesday, July 15
Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 • Episode 16
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
Wednesday, July 16
Palmdale, Ech
Season 9 • Episode 19
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Wednesday, July 16
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Season 3 • Episode 19
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
Wednesday, July 16
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Season 1 • Episode 7
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Wednesday, July 16
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 16
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 16
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 16
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 16
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 16
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 16
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 16
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 16
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Season 3 • Episode 17
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.
Wednesday, July 16
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Season 3 • Episode 18
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
Wednesday, July 16
And the Plot Moistens
Season 3 • Episode 21
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
Wednesday, July 16
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Season 3 • Episode 22
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Wednesday, July 16
Arguments for the Quickie
Season 3 • Episode 23
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
Wednesday, July 16
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3 • Episode 24
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Wednesday, July 16
Working for Caligula
Season 4 • Episode 1
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
Wednesday, July 16
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 • Episode 2
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.
Thursday, July 17
Mr. Hose Says Yes
Season 9 • Episode 21
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
Thursday, July 17
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3 • Episode 20
Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.
Thursday, July 17
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Season 1 • Episode 8
Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.
Thursday, July 17
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 17
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 17
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 17
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 17
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 17
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 17
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 17
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 17
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Season 4 • Episode 5
Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.
Thursday, July 17
Apologies for the Frivolity
Season 4 • Episode 6
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Thursday, July 17
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Season 4 • Episode 7
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.
Thursday, July 17
Release the Dogs
Season 4 • Episode 8
Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..
Thursday, July 17
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Season 4 • Episode 9
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
Thursday, July 17
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Season 4 • Episode 10
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.
Thursday, July 17
Walnuts and Demerol
Season 4 • Episode 11
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.
Thursday, July 17
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Season 4 • Episode 12
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
Friday, July 18
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Season 9 • Episode 23
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love he receives upon his return from the hospital.
Friday, July 18
And the Plot Moistens
Season 3 • Episode 21
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
Friday, July 18
Phase One, Complete
Season 1 • Episode 9
Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.
Friday, July 18
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 18
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 18
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 18
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 18
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 18
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 18
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 18
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Saturday, July 19
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Season 3 • Episode 22
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Saturday, July 19
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Season 1 • Episode 11
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.
Saturday, July 19
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 • Episode 16
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
Saturday, July 19
Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 • Episode 17
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
Saturday, July 19
If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5 • Episode 18
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.
Saturday, July 19
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5 • Episode 19
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.
Saturday, July 19
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Season 6 • Episode 1
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Saturday, July 19
Pie Hole, Herb
Season 6 • Episode 2
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Saturday, July 19
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Season 6 • Episode 3
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
Saturday, July 19
The Flavin' and the Mavin
Season 6 • Episode 4
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
Saturday, July 19
A Jock Strap in Hell
Season 6 • Episode 5
The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.
Sunday, July 20
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, July 20
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, July 20
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, July 20
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, July 20
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, July 20
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, July 20
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, July 20
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, July 20
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, July 20
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 21
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Season 5 • Episode 5
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Monday, July 21
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Season 5 • Episode 6
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Monday, July 21
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 21
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 21
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 21
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 21
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 21
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 21
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, July 21
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 22
Arguments for the Quickie
Season 3 • Episode 23
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
Tuesday, July 22
Camel Filters and Pheremones
Season 1 • Episode 12
The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.
Tuesday, July 22
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 22
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 22
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 22
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 22
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 22
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 22
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 22
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, July 22
My Damn Stalker
Season 4 • Episode 15
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.
Tuesday, July 22
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Season 4 • Episode 16
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.
Tuesday, July 22
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Season 4 • Episode 17
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
Tuesday, July 22
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Season 4 • Episode 18
Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.
Tuesday, July 22
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Season 4 • Episode 19
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
Tuesday, July 22
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Season 4 • Episode 20
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
Tuesday, July 22
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Season 4 • Episode 21
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.
Tuesday, July 22
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Season 4 • Episode 22
Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Wednesday, July 23
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Season 10 • Episode 1
Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
Wednesday, July 23
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3 • Episode 24
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Wednesday, July 23
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Season 1 • Episode 13
Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.
Wednesday, July 23
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 23
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 23
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 23
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 23
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 23
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 23
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 23
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, July 23
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Season 5 • Episode 1
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
Wednesday, July 23
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Season 5 • Episode 2
Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.
Wednesday, July 23
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Season 5 • Episode 3
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Wednesday, July 23
City of Great Racks
Season 5 • Episode 4
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Wednesday, July 23
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Season 5 • Episode 5
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Wednesday, July 23
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Season 5 • Episode 6
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Wednesday, July 23
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Season 5 • Episode 7
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.
Wednesday, July 23
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Season 5 • Episode 8
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Thursday, July 24
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Season 10 • Episode 3
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
Thursday, July 24
Working for Caligula
Season 4 • Episode 1
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
Thursday, July 24
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Season 1 • Episode 14
Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.
Thursday, July 24
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 24
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 24
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 24
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 24
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 24
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 24
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 24
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, July 24
Meander to Your Dander
Season 5 • Episode 11
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
Thursday, July 24
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Season 5 • Episode 12
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
Thursday, July 24
The Soil Is Moist
Season 5 • Episode 13
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Thursday, July 24
Winky-Dink Time
Season 5 • Episode 14
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
Thursday, July 24
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Season 5 • Episode 15
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Thursday, July 24
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 • Episode 16
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
Thursday, July 24
Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 • Episode 17
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
Thursday, July 24
If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5 • Episode 18
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.
Friday, July 25
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Season 10 • Episode 5
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
Friday, July 25
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 • Episode 2
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.
Friday, July 25
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Season 1 • Episode 15
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).
Friday, July 25
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 25
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 25
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 25
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 25
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 25
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 25
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, July 25
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Saturday, July 26
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Season 4 • Episode 3
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
Saturday, July 26
That Was Saliva, Alan
Season 1 • Episode 16
Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.
Saturday, July 26
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Season 6 • Episode 7
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Saturday, July 26
Pinocchio's Mouth
Season 6 • Episode 8
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
Saturday, July 26
The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 • Episode 9
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.
Saturday, July 26
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Season 6 • Episode 10
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
Saturday, July 26
The Devil's Lube
Season 6 • Episode 11
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
Saturday, July 26
Thank God for Scoliosis
Season 6 • Episode 12
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.
Saturday, July 26
I Think You Offended Don
Season 6 • Episode 13
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.
Saturday, July 26
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Season 6 • Episode 14
Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.
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