Noah and Rhain Give Birth to New ‘Alaskan Bush People’ Cast Member
Alaskan Bush People stars Noah Brown and wife Rhain Alisha are the proud parents of a baby boy, reports People magazine.
[Update: Here’s a video announcement via the official Alaskan Bush People Facebook page.]
https://www.facebook.com/alaskanbushppl/videos/397070180861925/?v=397070180861925
Alaskan Bush People’s Noah Brown and Wife Rhain Alisha Welcome Son Elijah Connor https://t.co/0rmtHrtPeM
— People (@people) February 27, 2019
According to People:
Alaskan Bush People star Noah Brown — the youngest of Billy and Ami Brown’s five sons — and his wife of six months, Rhain Alisha, became the parents of son Elijah Connor Brown.
He was born early in the morning on Tuesday, Jan. 26 [sic]. Little Elijah was born weighing 7 lbs., 5 oz., and measured 20 inches long.
People magazine’s copy editors were too busy with whatever British Royal Family news came across their desks to deal with Alaskan Bush People stuff today, so we’ll just point out that the correct birthdate is Tuesday, February 26.
Given that the normal human gestational period is typically nine months, this would put the date of conception (artist’s depiction below) around late May 2018. Noah and Rhain were married in August 2018 in a ceremony that was tacked on as a footnote to Alaskan Bush People‘s Season 8ish finale.
Do the math, and you’ll discover that Rhain Alisha was close to three months pregnant at the time of their wedding. So much for Noah’s 15th-century courtship rituals.
Also, the timing of young Elijah Connor’s arrival curiously coincides with the March 3 premiere date of Alaskan Bush People Season 9ish. I’d find it really hard to believe that an obstetrician would induce labor or schedule a caesarian section to participate in a TV show’s publicity stunt, but since everything the Browns do must be taken with a mountain of cynicism, I wouldn’t rule out that possibility. That horde’s thirst for attention is unquenchable.
But enough sass and snark. A baby is a truly joyous miracle. We wish the family the best of luck, and we wish a happy and healthy childhood for Elijah.
We hope Elijah won’t be too embarrassed by all of this when he’s a teenager.
Alaskan Bush People, Season 9(ish) premiere, Sunday, March 3, 10/9c, Discovery Channel
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I’m sure the new baby Brown came home to the old green tent on the mountain in the middle of winter. Best thing for this child and parents would be get out of there and into a safe home.
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Blah! Funny thing is Ami went on and on and on about how she so desperately wanted a grandchild. Person I saw a scenario where that was never going to happen how all the boys acted. Finally she gets her wish when one of the boys gets married and has a child, and for some reason the Browns seem to sweep this under the rug like it is some sort of family embarrassment. Puzzling.
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After barely acknowledging that "Noah's girl" existed, they've gone full-bore on the grandbaby business.
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I hope he gets a real education and I don't mean at Ami's Institute o' Home Skoolin'.
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I too wish all the best for the baby. I hope he grows up to be healthy, and be exactly like his grandad, grandma, his uncles, aunts, and mostly his mom and dad!
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Growing up to be exactly like the rest the rest of the family? Not sure your setting a high bar for this child Tim.
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What happened to doughboy’s big red heart Tattoo?
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Gag me.
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