Which Brown Is Just the Worst? The Most Annoying 'Alaskan Bush People' Stars Ranked

Ryan Berenz

We are often asked questions like, "Which of the Alaskan Bush People has the most tolerable odor?" or "Which Brown would you most want to have performing your coronary bypass?" or "Why don't they just eat the bears?"

But the most common question we're asked is, "Which of the Browns is just The Worst?"

No longer will you wander in darkness, for we at TV Insider have the light.

'Alaskan Bush People' Is Not Canceled Because It Will Outlive Us All

'Alaskan Bush People' Is Not Canceled Because It Will Outlive Us All

A Discovery Channel exec addressed the rumors and explained the hold-up on Season 8.

We have prepared this exhaustively researched and authoritative gallery/listicle (gallisticle?) ranking of all nine members of the Brown family from the least The Worst to the most The Worst.

Since we're not getting any new Alaskan Bush People episodes anytime soon, fill the emptiness by clicking through the entire gallery above, and repeat as needed. You're welcome.