Which Brown Is Just the Worst? The Most Annoying ‘Alaskan Bush People’ Stars Ranked

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    RedBowtie

    Noah!!!!! I cannot stand him. He is not just annoying and arrogant he is actually downright repulsive and makes my skin crawl. Bear is a close second.

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      RedPalmtree

      Bear is Autistic!!!!!

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    BlueBeer

    The least annoying is that dog

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      PurpleLeaf

      Except it's name. Cupcake. Please...

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    CyanWeights

    Just to point out how annoying these people are, bear only got 3rd. Bear would take this crown by a landslide in any other circumstance. He’ll go rocky balboa on fish, beat cupcake in a dog digging hole challenge, rub his cologne (dirt) all over him and howl like a wolf before breakfast....and he only managed 3rd

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    BlueSailboat

    Don't forget Billy lied about his age and being divorced and got with a 15 year old Ami. The fake Christians always seem to go for the young kids "with the good Lord willing", right Billy?

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      GoldBug

      And yet some think he's a national hero...

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    GoldBattery

    The mother is the least poor thing. Then bam seems embarrassed by how stupid the show is. Then maybe the little girl cos shes a kid anyway. Then the crazy half animal runner, he just seems like he cant help himself. Then the oldest hunter girl. Then that daft oldest grey haired boy. Then the crazy scientist with the nutty accent....then the worst is the old father with the horrendous hair and jewelry thing going on....omg. Worst of all is this how is real snoozefest. Eating dirt kissing frogs and beating up trees isnt enough to keep the attention of adults. This show is gonna tank if they dont get new writers.....

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      RedPalmtree

      How it's still going is beyond me, lol

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    RedCloud

    This whole fake ass "Bush " people show makes me sick. I've quit watching it all together. You've got Billy, the self righteous narcissistic asshole, that stupid Bear who's pickup line in town the first season was, any of you girls like to climb trees, Im sure that got him laid. Every woman wants a man who wants to howl at the moon and co era himself in bear shit. Noah, who's accent makes my skin crawl everytime he opens his yap, Birdy, who obviously needs a dentist. The rest are just ridiculous. They're out there, supposedly living "wild" on a 400 acre ranch, oh my God we we live wild, in a cabin with a motorhome, cause they've been kicked out of Alaska, I bet not one of them could track an elephant in 7 foot of snow. What kind of nut wants his kids, 38 and younger still living at home just so fucktard Billy can still sell Discovery their stupid family. If they cancelled it today itd be a blessing.

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    GoldCocktail

    "Bam Bam" is the worst are you freaking kidding me! It is called Alaskan Bush People and Bear lives in the bush. How do you think they amused themselves? Bam is a control freak. Everytime something doesn't go his way he freaks out and whenever he gets the chance he screams at Matt. He wants thing's to go his way everytime. How are the younger ones gonna learn if they can't mess up without having Mr. Perfectionist in their face. I just started watching this show and I can't get over it. I've met a few people like that and I stay far away.

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    OrangeBucket

    Hands down, they are all obnoxious! But Bear is the worst...l fast forward every time he starts to talk because his voice grates on my nerves. Why doesn’t Rain wear an orange vest when hunting? And why doesn’t she have her teeth fixed, like her brother? Noah’s accent is equally annoying because he ends most words with “a”. Then they all have voices that sound like they are growling their words! Alaska the Last Frontier is a much more realistic program.

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    PurpleDucky

    No gallery of pics on this site!

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    GoldHammer

    I think you all are being ridiculously too judgemental. I watch the series every time I get a chance. If you compare it with other programs that are supposed to be real, give me this series anyday.

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    PurpleScooter

    What gallery? I do not see a gallery.

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      GoldBug

      We’re having some issues with the gallery not displaying properly on some mobile apps. We should probably stop optimizing our website for Netscape. 😏

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      GoldButterfly

      Ryan, that explanation might make sense if I were using a mobile app---but I'm not. So, still no "gallery."

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      GoldBug

      If you mouse over the top image, do you get the gallery thing to pop up?

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    OrangeDog

    My rankings are from worst to not quite as bad. Worst is Billy, who even makes his wife's cancer about himself, then pompous and arrogant Noah, Bear who thinks running 50 feet is extreme (try running a marathon), snotty Rainy, lazy Ami (even before she got sick), Matt, Bam, Gabe and Birdy.

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    GoldCocktail

    Bear has to be one of the biggest idiots I have ever seen, period ! It would make my year to see him get his ass kicked, to the extreme! These boys need to get laid! Bird and Rain need to watch their backs around them. Bunch of sceezy, Inbred, morons!

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      GoldFlame

      How did they get kicked out of Alaska

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    OliveLocomotive

    Billy is Absolutely the Worst ever time I hear him talk it's like I wanna rip my hair out he thinks he's just so Smart about anything and everything that guy irrurates me 😱😱😬😬😵😵

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    GoldDucky

    Okay, Ryan, I can see the Gallery now. Thanks!

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    CyanWeights

    Excellent article, Ryan. I would agree with you that Billy is the worst. Might change the positions of some of the others but it was still a well written, amusing article.

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    BlueRadio

    Ryan, you are just toooooo funny 😁. Like, one of the Brownclowns is better than the other. Really????????? Oh, well back to the desert 🌵for me. C ya, B ya.

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    GoldLeaf

    Noah's quote describing him as a great inventor- "I'm Not da Vinci" LOL. He thinks da Vinci is just an artist ……………..

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    OrangeFries

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      PurpleCocktail

      I rather like the show.I am a semi-retired producer and admire the sets and hard locations they film this show in. I am fully aware of the "white lies" that are perpetrated by the gang in order to give the cast some color. I kind of like them all but Rain is my fave! I like Matt as well, I pick Matt because he is funny and Rain since she is salvageable and incredibly hot. There are some things they do that get on my nerves but all in all they will survive if they put down those darn smartphones and act more like the desperate people they are painted like.

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      OrangeWeights

      Yea, not! If the family can take on two money making want to be girls over their own family son (Matt) then they have alot of problems. Anyone can tell you these girls are only in it to be on TV and for the money. Anyone can tell by the look on the girl's faces they aren't really in love, it's all about the money. That is what you would call good/ok acting.I thought blood was thicker than anything. They should have been there for Matt regardless. Suck up your pride get over your selves and be one like you where when y'all lived in Alaska. Hey Billy, what happend to family pride? Good luck, y'all need it.

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    GoldChilli

    I honestly love ABP. I've watched every episode and like all of them but Raven (Dk how to spell her name) I don't like Raven because at first she seemed nice but then they chickened out on their wedding and gave viewers no reason why. Then she didn't appear on the show with River and disappeared. Then came back and gave no clues why or what happened.

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    BlueCone

    I think gabe and bam bam are worse than billy .

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      BlueCone

      I love this show !!!!!