Best Lines on TV This Week (June 23-29): ‘There’s a Slippery Little Snake in the Garden’

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$100,000 Pyramid - ROBBIE AMELL, MICHAEL STRAHAN, ITALIA RICCI
ABC/ Lou Rocco

The $100,000 Pyramid

Michael Strahan: “We got a tight game. Patti, you’re giving the clues. What is your next subject?”

Patti Bertolino: “Monogamy, Schmonogamy!”

Michael Strahan: “Here we go.”

Italia Ricci: “Okay.”

Michael Strahan: “Patty, describe these things associated with the state of Utah.”

Patti Bertolino: “Oh, lord.”

Italia Ricci: “I’m Canadian!”

-Celeb guest Italia Ricci’s confidence suddenly drops when she hears the hint for her next category.

Pretty Little Liars - TROIAN BELLISARIO, TAMMIN SURSOK
Freeform/Eric McCandless

Pretty Little Liars

Jenna: “I may not be able to see, but I can smell a bitch a mile away.”

-Jenna (Tammin Sursok) confronts Addison (Ava Allan), the new queen bee of Rosewood High.

Queen Sugar
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Queen Sugar

Nova: “It’s not semantics. Saying it plain keeps us from normalizing genocide.”

Robert: “Respectfully, I think genocide is a bit much. Our Jewish, Rwandan, our Syrian brothers and sisters, they might beg to differ.”

-Dr. Robert DuBois (Alimi Ballard) drops some knowledge on Nova (Rutina Wesley) during an insightful debate.

ABC's Downward Dog stars Ned as Martin, Allison Tolman as Nan and Lucas Neff as Jason
ABC/Craig Sjodin

Downward Dog

Nan: “So this is your new gig, huh?”

Jason: “Yeah, turns out people will pay you to be moderately charming and pour liquids into cups.”

-Jason (Lucas Neff) describes the minimal criteria of his new bartending job.

The Carmichael Show
Chris Haston/NBC

The Carmichael Show

Jerrod: “I don’t want to be defined by this. I don’t want my whole identity to be ‘guy who survived the mall shooting’.”

-Jerrod (Jerrod Carmichael) laments about his family’s perceived overreaction to the show’s mass shooting event.

Bachelorette
ABC/Thomas Lekdorf

The Bachelorette

Kenny King: “Rachel’s Eve and I’m Adam, and there’s a slippery little snake in the garden.”

-Kenny King makes a not-so-thinly veiled reference about competitor Lee Garrett.

Silicon Valley - Thomas Middleditch, Josh Brener
John P. Johnson

Silicon Valley

Big Head: “My username is ‘password’ and my password is ‘password.’”

Richard: “Your username is ‘password’?”

Big Head: “It was just easier.”

-Big Head (Josh Brener) gives Richard (Thomas Middleditch) his Stanford log-in info.

BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS - TOM ARNOLD, BRONSON PINCHOT, AJ MICHALKA, DEMARCUS WARE
Kelsey McNeal/ABC

Battle of the Network Stars

Cari Champion: “It was a very tight finish. How were you able to pull it off?”

Bronson Pinchot: “I didn’t care anymore…about living. [Laughs]…because I think I only breathed once.”

-Bronson Pinchot explains his strategy for winning the swimming relay.

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