Best Lines on TV This Week (June 23-29): 'There's a Slippery Little Snake in the Garden'

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$100,000 Pyramid - ROBBIE AMELL, MICHAEL STRAHAN, ITALIA RICCI
ABC/ Lou Rocco

The $100,000 Pyramid

Michael Strahan: “We got a tight game. Patti, you’re giving the clues. What is your next subject?”

Patti Bertolino: “Monogamy, Schmonogamy!”

Michael Strahan: “Here we go.”

Italia Ricci: “Okay.”

Michael Strahan: “Patty, describe these things associated with the state of Utah.”

Patti Bertolino: “Oh, lord.”

Italia Ricci: “I’m Canadian!”

-Celeb guest Italia Ricci’s confidence suddenly drops when she hears the hint for her next category.

Pretty Little Liars - TROIAN BELLISARIO, TAMMIN SURSOK
Freeform/Eric McCandless

Pretty Little Liars

Jenna: “I may not be able to see, but I can smell a bitch a mile away.”

-Jenna (Tammin Sursok) confronts Addison (Ava Allan), the new queen bee of Rosewood High.

Queen Sugar
Alfonso Bresciani/©2016 Warner Bros. Entertainment

Queen Sugar

Nova: “It’s not semantics. Saying it plain keeps us from normalizing genocide.”

Robert: “Respectfully, I think genocide is a bit much. Our Jewish, Rwandan, our Syrian brothers and sisters, they might beg to differ.”

-Dr. Robert DuBois (Alimi Ballard) drops some knowledge on Nova (Rutina Wesley) during an insightful debate.

NED, ALLISON TOLMAN, LUCAS NEFF
ABC/Craig Sjodin

Downward Dog

Nan: “So this is your new gig, huh?”

Jason: “Yeah, turns out people will pay you to be moderately charming and pour liquids into cups.”

-Jason (Lucas Neff) describes the minimal criteria of his new bartending job.

The Carmichael Show
Chris Haston/NBC

The Carmichael Show

Jerrod: “I don’t want to be defined by this. I don’t want my whole identity to be ‘guy who survived the mall shooting’.”

-Jerrod (Jerrod Carmichael) laments about his family’s perceived overreaction to the show’s mass shooting event.

Bachelorette
ABC/Thomas Lekdorf

The Bachelorette

Kenny King: “Rachel’s Eve and I’m Adam, and there’s a slippery little snake in the garden.”

-Kenny King makes a not-so-thinly veiled reference about competitor Lee Garrett.

Silicon Valley
John P. Johnson

Silicon Valley

Big Head: “My username is ‘password’ and my password is ‘password.’”

Richard: “Your username is ‘password’?”

Big Head: “It was just easier.”

-Big Head (Josh Brener) gives Richard (Thomas Middleditch) his Stanford log-in info.

BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS - TOM ARNOLD, BRONSON PINCHOT, AJ MICHALKA, DEMARCUS WARE
Kelsey McNeal/ABC

Battle of the Network Stars

Cari Champion: “It was a very tight finish. How were you able to pull it off?”

Bronson Pinchot: “I didn’t care anymore…about living. [Laughs]…because I think I only breathed once.”

-Bronson Pinchot explains his strategy for winning the swimming relay.

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