“Was this Hamlet? Guess he wasn’t meant To Be.”
-Harvey (Donal Logue) cracks a Shakespeare joke when the GCPD finds the remnants of The Riddler’s (Cory Michael Smith) theater shooting—a dead Hamlet.
“What hath god wrought? God-damned information age, is what.”
Wednesday (Ian McShane) showing his distaste for the new gods and the age of technology.
“I had no idea. I’ve only emulated human actions, but to actually feel? The warm sand, the water rushing over me…”
-Aida/Ophelia (Mallory Jansen) on a beach reacting to her new human form.
“I can’t keep thinking that this is not heavy, so….”
-Lonnie Chavis about holding the golden popcorn award while accepting for best Tearjerker moment.
“No, you’re not trying to understand anything. Because labels are the opposite of understanding.”
-Lito (Miguel Angel Silvestre) with the help of Nomi (Jamie Clayton) after being asked questions about his coming out at the premiere of his new movie.
“Ms. Wilson, just because you are 95, doesn’t mean you have to drive 95.”
-Gabi (Emily Osment) to Ms. Wilson (Betty White) while on the road to Vegas.
“Friend, you wouldn’t have a putter-inner by chance?”
-Winnie Lopez (Olivia Sandoval) desperately seeking a tampon from a stall neighbor.