Best Lines of the Week: (Oct. 28-Nov. 2): ‘I Am on a Curiosity Voyage and I Need My Paddles to Travel’
Jane the Virgin
Diggle: “Wonderful. Well then I pronounce you both -“
Felicity: “Wait! Wait. Wait, just one second. If you guys don’t mind – I mean if you don’t mind really if you don’t mind, but would you marry us too? Will you marry me?”
– Iris (Candice Patton) and Barry’s (Grant Gustin) wedding gets interrupted once again, but this time around it was by the maid of honor. Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) interrupts just as they are about to officially be pronounced husband and wife so she could propose to Oliver (Stephen Amell) herself.
Outlander
Claire: “And you just lied.”
Jamie: “Aye. And you shouldna judge me for it. Have you forgotten about all the deceptions we’ve colluded in? Yeeah, we lied our way through Paris, did we not? Did we not just lie to Ian about where ye’ve been for the past 20 years?”
Claire: “A white lie to conceal something Ian can’t possibly understand–“
Jamie: “Oh I didna realize lies had shades.”
– Claire (Caitriona Balfe) and Jamie (Sam Heughan) deal with the reality of her return after their very memorable reunion, with things obviously turning a bit more serious now that they are settling in.
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Larry: “Your baby looks a little Asian.”
– Larry (Larry David) gets himself in more hot water after insulting a fellow golfer’s newborn.
Stranger Things 2
Dustin: “I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel.”
– Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) tries to convince the librarian that his journey for more knowledge can’t be discouraged by a book loan limit.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Nathaniel: “I’m smiling at babies. Babies are disgusting.”
– Nathaniel (Scott Michael Foster) reveals how his newly formed feelings for Rebecca (Rachel Bloom) are affecting his life.
Michael Jackson’s Halloween
Victoria: “Music and dancing aren’t the problem.”
Vincent: “Conformity’s the problem and there’s nothing you can do to stop music and dancing anyways.”
– In honor of Halloween, Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday, CBS created an animated ‘Thriller’ featuring Millennials Vincent (Lucas Till) and Victoria (Kiersey Clemons) meant to defeat the villain Conformity and save music and dance – oh, and of course feature his hit songs.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
David Grohl: “Both of his parents were killed by a toaster oven.”
– Filling in for Jimmy Kimmel, Foo Fighters lead man Dave Grohl (dressed as David Letterman) hosted the show’s annual Half and Half Halloween Costume Pageant and had some choice words for Eggo Batman.
Star Trek Discovery
Tilly: “I used to exclusively go for soldiers but I’m kind of going through a musician phase right now.”
– Burnham (Sonequa Martin-Green) turns the question of her personal life back to Tilly (Mary Wiseman), who is more than willing to overshare once again.
The David S. Pumpkins Halloween Special
Kevin: “Why isn’t the pumpkin-mobile a pumpkin?”
David S. Pumpkins: “You can’t drive a pumpkin, man. That’s crazy!”
– Kevin (voiced by Peter Dinklage) is understandably confused when the magical David S. Pumpkins (voiced by Tom Hanks) offers to give him a ride home in his strawberry car.
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