Best Lines of the Week (March 9-15): ‘You’re Wrong and You’re a Stupid Person!’
Survivor: Ghost Island
Stephanie: “I have never in my life heard a grown man whine and complain as much as you.”
– Stephanie Johnson shows to not be the biggest fan of her tribe mate Bradley Kleihege as she casts her vote to evict him at tribal council.
The Fosters
Mariana: “I think you guys should go.”
Stef: “Why, so you guys can have a party?”
Mariana: “No, because you two need to work on your relationship.”
– Mariana (Cierra Ramirez) pushes her mother Stef (Teri Polo) to go on a couple’s retreat to work on her marriage with wife Lena.
Life Sentence
Aiden: “She thought she was on birth control.”
Stella: “How could she think she was on birth control?”
Aiden: “That part is unclear…”
– The Abbott siblings Aiden (Jayson Blair) and Stella (Lucy Hale) have a comedic moment when discussing their recent life mistakes.
American Idol
Katy: “If you’re not going to Hollywood maybe you can just come hang out with me.”
– Katy Perry doesn’t hold back regarding her infatuation with auditioning contestant Trevor Holmes.
Vanderpump Rules
Ariana: “Maybe one day I will declare on the top of a mountain that, yes indeed, I love my vagina.”
– Ariana Madix talks about the progress she’s made on her journey to self-acceptance.
Bob’s Burgers
Tina: “What’s wrong with ‘banged’? I banged you. I banged mom. I’m gonna bang everyone in school.”
– Tina (Dan Mintz) doesn’t understand what’s wrong with her winning catchphrase “You just got banged.”
The 2018 iHeartRadio Music Awards
Bon Jovi: “We’ve been at this game a long time, and the only advice I’ll tell this incredible generation of incredible talent is just stay true to who you are, and then they’re going to make you guys icons too some day.”
– After 35 years of making music, Bon Jovi accepts the first-ever Icon Award during the 2018 iHeartRadio Music Awards.
Saturday Night Live
Justin: “No! You’re wrong! You’re wrong and you’re a stupid person!”
– Justin (Sterling K. Brown) stands up to his girlfriend’s parents to defend the greatest animation film ever made: “Shrek.”
America’s Next Top Model
Law: “And you know you’re very lucky for me to come over because I’m very expensive.”
– Law Roach came over to the Top Model house to prepare the girls for their first go sees and help them work on their walks.
The Walking Dead
Gabriel: “Just have some faith. We’re on the right path even if we’re on the wrong road.”
– Gabriel (Seth Gilliam) to Carson (R. Keith Harris) as the two of them struggle to find their way to Hilltop to help Maggie give birth.
With the return of American Idol and the 2018 iHeart Radio Music Awards, this week was full of humor, emotion and entertainment for every audience.
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