Cott talks the joys of slipping into Hedwig's wigs, the kiss 'Riverdale' fans won't see coming, and how he's raising money for charity by shaving his head.
Elsewhere, late night hosts and their guests continued to crack wise about current events, Riverdale paid homage to Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and Netflix continued to fuel America's Tiger King obsession.
Keep reading for a look at the best lines TV had to offer this week!
Mrs. America (FX on Hulu)
Reporter: Did you call the Speaker of the House a four-letter word?
Bella Abzug: No.
Reporter: Are you sure?
Bella Abzug: Yes, I’m sure. ‘Ass’ is a three-letter word.
– Legendary feminist politician Bella Abzug (Margo Martindale) has little patience — but excellent clapbacks — for reporters.
What We Do in the Shadows (FX)
“I’ve been experimenting with humor to drain energy. Which reminds me, does anyone here have any updog?”
– Energy vampire Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) tries out intentionally infuriating jokes.
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Riverdale (The CW)
“What’s up, Riverdale? Are you trying to tear me down? Well, sorry, I’m the new Berlin Wall, baby.”
– Kevin (Casey Cott) — and the rest of Riverdale — channels Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
Late Night With Seth Meyers (NBC)
“Here’s my biggest nightmare: imagine asking someone out when this is over, and they say, ‘No, I think I’m going to stay in.’ Then you know you’re a lost cause!”