Nick Finally Finishes ‘New Girl’s New Literary Gem! (VIDEO)

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It may be impossible to top the multiple misspellings of “rhythm” and the wordless word jumble of his last novel, Z is for Zombie, but it sounds like Nick (Jake Johnson) sure has gone full beast-mode to turn his latest opus into a literary legend.

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“This book…is magnificent,” raves Schmidt (Max Greenfield) to his aspiring author bestie in this exclusive clip from tonight’s episode, which finds the book world on the cusp of being bombarded by the adventures of Julius Pepperwood, a “hardboiled Chicago cop-turned-New Orleans detective” who can drown men in buckets of jambalaya as fast as he can race his fanboat to JFK’s true whereabouts. “It’s a masterpiece,” he continues. And so too is this scene.

Although we would have one note: Fox, you must get this thing published. We would read the Schmidt out of that thing!

New Girl airs Tuesdays at 8:30/7:30c on Fox.