What's Worth Watching: Vanderpump Rules Says Cheese

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Vanderpump Rules, "Season Finale" (Monday, March 2, 9/8c, Bravo)

The more things change, the more they stay insane, er, the same. Just like last year's finale, season 3 is sticking a fork in it with the annual SUR photo shoot (because, really, what we all look for in fine dining is pics of the wait staff in swimwear). And just like 2014, things are tense between supplement-devouring Jax and massively heterosexual Tom Sandoval. And once again, it's Klingy Kristen at the center of the drama. This time, however, the bad blood isn't over Jax hooking up with his buddy's bonkers ex, it's due to his blabbing to her about Tom's fling with that overly enhanced "Miami Girl." Hopefully the shutterbug Lisa hires for the shoot knows how to photoshop out side-eye. Or black eyes, knowing how these guys throw down!