‘South Park’ Eviscerates Trump & His ‘Teeny Tiny’ Manhood: See the President’s Reaction

The Season 27 premiere of South Park took aim at Donald Trump and mocked the size of his manhood in two separate instances, and a White House spokesperson has now responded to the digs.

“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end – for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” Taylor Rogers said in a statement to Variety. “Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.”

At one point in the episode, a cartoon version of Trump arrives at the White House to see a new painting of himself being completed. “Why is my d**k so small?” Trump wonders as he takes in the painting of his naked body. The artist responds, “That’s the size of it in the photo!” The show then pokes fun at Trump’s love of threatening to sue, with the character insisting, “Get this guy out of here! I’m gonna sue you. I’m gonna sue both of you. Nobody makes fun of me and gets away with it.”

He’s then seen cuddling up next to Satan in bed. When the devil refuses his advances, Trump says, “Come on, Satan, I’ve been working hard all day,” to which Satan responds, “You haven’t been working. You’ve been doing your stupid memes and just f**king around.”

The Trump cartoon tries to seduce Satan by pulling the covers away to show his naked figure. “I can’t even see anything it’s so small,” Satan says, unenthusiastically, which has Trump threatening to sue him, as well.

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member.

Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.https://t.co/tiPMSHyR78

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) July 24, 2025

At the end of the episode, a “Pro-Trump PSA” airs, featuring an AI version of the president wandering through the desert. As he’s slowly stripping off his clothes to beat the heat, a voiceover says, “Who walked through the desert for you? Who survived the wilderness and gave the ultimate sacrifice? When things heat up, who will deliver us from temptation? Donald J. Trump. No matter how hot it gets, he’s not afraid to fight for America. With conviction, discipline, and trust in God, he survived the desert.”

The ad then has the AI Trump’s penis saying, “I’m Donald J. Trump, and I endorse this message,” before the narrator returns to add, “Trump, his penis is teeny tiny, but his love for us is large.”

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The episode sparked a major conversation on social media. “South Park kicked off Season 27 by putting Donald Trump in bed with Satan. Trump is going to lose his mind,” one account wrote. Someone else said, “Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member.” Another account shared, “South Park just literally dropped a nuclear bomb on top of Donald Trump. He is going to lose his entire mind….”

Others also pointed out the significance of this episode amid recent controversy surrounding Comedy Central’s parent network, Paramount (which also owns CBS), and Trump. Paramount controversially reached a settlement with Trump after his complaints about a 60 Minutes interview with Kamala Harris, which he claims was deceptively edited. The company also recently came under fire for canceling Stephen Colbert’s late night show following reported pressure from Trump.

“Sooooo I don’t think people realize how absolutely historic that episode of South Park is going to be…” someone wrote on X. “if you don’t understand the intent of that episode (to get Paramout sued by Trump as a repercussion for them giving into him and firing Colbert)… this is going to get nuclear.”

South Park, Season 27, Wednesdays, 10/9c, Comedy Central

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