Family Matters

Friday, February 20

Boom!

Season 3 • Episode 1

Steve steals an orangutan from a science lab; Carl steps on a treadmill booby-trapped with a bomb.

Friday, February 20

Brain Over Brawn

Season 3 • Episode 2

Steve challenges another student to a rope-climbing competition to impress Laura.

Saturday, February 21

Father Time

Season 8 • Episode 16

Carl and Steve go back in time together, where Carl ignores Steve's warnings and alters history.

Saturday, February 21

Beauty and the Beast

Season 8 • Episode 17

Steve's cousin, Myrtle, arrives with her sights set on winning the local beauty pageant.

Saturday, February 21

What Do You Know?

Season 8 • Episode 19

Eddie's plan misfires when he transforms into Urkel to compete on a game show.

Saturday, February 21

Odd Man In

Season 8 • Episode 20

Carl invites Harriette to join his poker game; Steve covers for Eddie at work.

Saturday, February 21

Flirting With Disaster

Season 8 • Episode 21

Eddie falls for an older woman; Steve jeopardizes Carl's homeowner's insurance.

Saturday, February 21

Pound Foolish

Season 8 • Episode 22

Steve tries to help his Aunt Oona (Donna Summer) shed a few extra pounds.

Saturday, February 21

The Brother Who Came to Dinner

Season 8 • Episode 23

Carl learns his wayward brother (Ted Lange) is in trouble with the law.

Saturday, February 21

A Pirate's Life for Me

Season 8 • Episode 24

Steve's time machine sends him and Carl back to a pirate ship.

Saturday, February 21

Out With the Old

Season 9 • Episode 1

Laura bids on Steve at a sorority auction; Harriette gets a promotion.

Saturday, February 21

They Shoot Ducks, Don't They?

Season 9 • Episode 2

Urkel tags along when Carl goes duck hunting with his boss; Laura loses her mother's earrings.

Saturday, February 21

Dumb Belle of the Ball

Season 9 • Episode 3

Eddie feels obliged to escort Myrtle to the ball after she saves his life.

Saturday, February 21

Drinking and Jiving

Season 9 • Episode 4

Laura drinks too much at a frat party; Carl and Harriette make conflicting anniversary plans.

Sunday, February 22

Who's Afraid of the Big Black Book

Season 9 • Episode 5

Eddie's little black book provides the guest list for his 21st birthday party.

Sunday, February 22

A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read

Season 9 • Episode 6

A chemistry experiment allows Urkel to read minds; Carl becomes troop leader of the Junior Woodsmen.

Sunday, February 22

Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone

Season 9 • Episode 7

The ventriloquist dummy Stevil and his new friend Carlsbad haunt Urkel and Carl.

Sunday, February 22

Trading Places

Season 9 • Episode 8

Stephan tests Laura's feelings by trading places with Urkel; Eddie videotapes the police department.

Sunday, February 22

A Pain in Harassment

Season 9 • Episode 9

Steve takes a $1 million basketball shot; Harriette fights back and gets a promotion.

Sunday, February 22

Original Gangsta Dawg

Season 9 • Episode 10

A thug pursues Urkel's cousin, Original Gangsta Dawg (Jaleel White); guest Missy Elliot.

Sunday, February 22

Deck the Malls

Season 9 • Episode 11

Urkel's new job as a gift-wrapper at the mall complicates his relationship with Myra.

Sunday, February 22

Grill of My Dreams

Season 9 • Episode 12

Urkel trains to be a Japanese steakhouse chef; guest Pat Morita.

Sunday, February 22

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 9 • Episode 13

Steve and Myra break up; Eddie leaves college to become a cop.

Sunday, February 22

Crazy for You

Season 9 • Episode 14

Myra and Stephan plot to end Steve and Laura's budding romance; Eddie learns about guns.

Sunday, February 22

Crazier for You

Season 9 • Episode 15

Myra shows up on Steve and Laura's first date; Harriette's engagement ring is secondhand.

Sunday, February 22

Whose Man Is It, Anyway?

Season 9 • Episode 16

Myrtle and Greta decide to settle their fight over Eddie in the boxing ring.

Sunday, February 22

Polkapalooza

Season 9 • Episode 17

A reluctant Laura attends a polka festival with Steve; Carl cramps Eddie's style.

Sunday, February 22

Throw Steve From the Train

Season 9 • Episode 18

Carl endures hours trapped in a train with an unwitting stowaway, Urkel.

Sunday, February 22

Don't Make Me Over

Season 9 • Episode 19

After a cosmetic makeover, Myrtle decides she likes her old self better.

Sunday, February 22

Pop Goes the Question

Season 9 • Episode 20

Laura faces a dilemma when both Urkel and Stefan ask for her hand in marriage.

Monday, February 23

The Show Must Go On

Season 3 • Episode 3

In a school play, Romeo Steve anticipates kissing Juliet Laura.

Monday, February 23

Words Hurt

Season 3 • Episode 4

Steve visits a hypnotherapist who takes him on a journey through his subconscious mind.

Tuesday, February 24

Daddy's Little Girl

Season 3 • Episode 5

Laura's behavior suddenly changes when she meets Carl's new partner; surf's up for Steve.

Tuesday, February 24

Citizens' Court

Season 3 • Episode 6

Steve acts as his own lawyer when he sues Carl over the death of a pet beetle.

Tuesday, February 24

Robo-Nerd

Season 3 • Episode 7

Steve builds a robot that looks and talks just like him.

Tuesday, February 24

Making the Team

Season 3 • Episode 8

Steve tries out for the basketball team; cheerleaders shun Laura on the squad.

Saturday, February 28

Short Story

Season 1 • Episode 3

Rachel's first published short story hits too close to home for certain members of the family.

Saturday, February 28

Rachel's First Date

Season 1 • Episode 4

Desperate for some time alone with Harriette, Carl encourages Rachel to start dating again.

Saturday, February 28

Straight A's

Season 1 • Episode 5

Eddie's surprise straight-A report card thrills Carl and Harriette.

Saturday, February 28

Mr. Badwrench

Season 1 • Episode 8

Carl and Eddie attempt to install a new shower for Grandma Winslow.

Saturday, February 28

Body Damage

Season 1 • Episode 7

Rachel and Harriette wreck Carl's vintage patrol car and must fix the car before Carl notices.

Saturday, February 28

Stake-Out

Season 1 • Episode 9

Harriette gets jealous when Carl goes on a lengthy stakeout with a policewoman.

Saturday, February 28

False Arrest

Season 1 • Episode 10

Carl charges an arrogant celebrity with assault after losing patience.

Saturday, February 28

Basketball Blues

Season 1 • Episode 6

Carl pushes Eddie to try out for the high-school basketball team despite the boy's reluctance.

Saturday, February 28

The Quilt

Season 1 • Episode 11

Laura sells the priceless quilt Grandmother Winslow considered an heirloom.

Sunday, March 1

Laura's First Date

Season 1 • Episode 12

Laura needs a date for the dance; Eddie asks one of his friends and Carl asks Steve Urkel.

Sunday, March 1

Man's Best Friend

Season 1 • Episode 13

The children bring home a stray dog that has a habit of chewing on things.

Sunday, March 1

Baker's Dozen

Season 1 • Episode 14

The family works hard to fill an order for thousands of Carl's lemon tarts.

Sunday, March 1

The Big Reunion

Season 1 • Episode 15

Carl decides to lose weight before going to his high-school reunion.

Sunday, March 1

The Party

Season 1 • Episode 16

While his parents are away, Eddie's friends throw a wild party.

Sunday, March 1

Mercy Date

Season 1 • Episode 17

Eddie pushes Laura to date his creditor, Steve Urkel.

Sunday, March 1

Sitting Pretty

Season 1 • Episode 18

Laura's baby-sitting service floods the house with children at a bad time.

Sunday, March 1

In a Jam

Season 1 • Episode 19

Eddie gets himself in trouble when he defends Steve from a bully.

Sunday, March 1

The Candidate

Season 1 • Episode 20

Eddie places image over integrity in his class-president bid.

Sunday, March 1

Bowl Me Over

Season 1 • Episode 21

A battle-of-the-sexes bowling match; Each use their own set of tactics to slow the other side down.

Monday, March 2

Born to Be Mild

Season 3 • Episode 9

Steve and Carl trail the punks who trashed Rachel's place and beat up Eddie.

Monday, March 2

The Love God

Season 3 • Episode 10

Steve thwarts Eddie's potential romance; Carl is undercover in drag.

Monday, March 2

Old and Alone

Season 3 • Episode 11

Laura dreams about the future after telling Steve to get out of her life.

Tuesday, March 3

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Tuesday, March 3

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Tuesday, March 3

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Tuesday, March 3

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Tuesday, March 3

A Pair of Ladies

Season 3 • Episode 12

Steve seeks revenge after Carl's boss cons him in a poker game.

Tuesday, March 3

Choir Trouble

Season 3 • Episode 13

When Rachel becomes the new church choir director, Steve sings off-key and the choir rebels.

Tuesday, March 3

Test of Friendship

Season 3 • Episode 14

Urkel helps Eddie cheat on a test; Carl sleeps through a robbery.

Tuesday, March 3

Jailhouse Blues

Season 3 • Episode 15

Eddie and Steve land in jail when Eddie's smooth-talking cousin Clarence borrows a car.

Wednesday, March 4

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Wednesday, March 4

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Wednesday, March 4

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Wednesday, March 4

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Thursday, March 5

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Thursday, March 5

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Thursday, March 5

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Thursday, March 5

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Friday, March 6

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Friday, March 6

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Friday, March 6

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.

Friday, March 6

The misadventures of a middle-class black family in suburban Chicago.