Best Lines of the Week (February 10-16): 'Women Don’t Get to Make Mistakes'
One Day at a Time (Netflix)
Elena: There’s Tia Pilar. I’ve always wondered if she was gay.
Lydia: Elena, you think everyone is gay. Pilar is just eccentric. She rides a motorcycle. She owns seven cats. She shares a one-bedroom apartment with her long-time roommate, Susan. How is that gay?
— Elena (Isabella Gomez) tries to figure out if her Tia Pilar (Stephanie Beatriz) is gay, but Lydia (Rita Moreno) shuts her down.
Zeke: I’m not like that guy you’ve got holed up Michaela. I need you to believe in me. I think I came back here for a reason, too. And I’m just trying to figure out what that is.
— Zeke (Matt Long) and Michaela (Melissa Roxbourgh) have an emotional conversation about trusting each other.
American Housewife (ABC)
Katie: Open-toed boots? I don’t think so. I’ve been nursing my pedicure since Christmas. Although I did a touch-up with a red sharpie yesterday.
— Katie (Katy Mixon) to her daughter, Taylor (Meg Donnelly), when Taylor mentions that she should try on some fashionable footwear.
This Is Us (NBC)
Kevin: He’s getting hammered in his leaky trailer with a gun sitting next to him on the table and I just offered him Pringles.
Randall: Pringles are pretty great.
— Kevin (Justin Hartley), Randall (Sterling K. Brown), and Kate (Chrissy Metz) decide how to help their newfound uncle.
Man With A Plan (CBS)
Adam: Alright, so all we have left is the backsplash?
Andi: Yeah, yeah. I’m thinking let’s blow people’s mind with this gorgeous Peruvian tile.
Adam: Eh, that stuff’s expensive. I’m thinking something a little less Peruvian, a little more Home Depot-vian.
— Adam (Matt LeBlanc) and Andi (Liza Snyder) disagreeing on the final touches of the first home that they are flipping together.
Good Trouble (Freeform)
Casey: Women don’t get to make mistakes. I hate to even think that, because I don’t want to make excuses, but it’s true.
— Casey (Chloe Wepper) comes to the realization that sexism in her workplace is a major issue.
The Kids Are Alright (ABC)
Timmy: You don’t understand how stuff works. Ignoring me probably means she’s super interested. In fact, she ignored me so much today, I’m a little worried we’re moving too fast.
— Timmy (Jack Gore) talking about his crush to his little brother, William (Andy Walken).
The Other Two (Comedy Central)
Carey:I thought I’d just let her die in peace without her ever truly knowing who I am.
— Carey (Drew Tarver) talking about his grandmother who doesn’t know he’s gay.
Maya: Like, do you understand? I’m the ugliest girl in school. Do you get that through your skull? Like, to love me is an insult. That’s what it means.
AnnaThen I guess, you know, I’ve been insulted the greatest.
— Anna (Anna Konkle) trying to cheer up her best friend Maya (Maya Erskine), after being called the “ugliest girl in school.”
From red Sharpie pedicure touch-ups on American Housewife to the Season 3 premiere of Netflix's One Day at a Time, this week was full of lots of laughs!
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