Best Lines on TV This Week (April 14-20): 'Who Are You, Ronald Reagan?'

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Doctor Who

“You need to keep your eye on men.”

Bill: “Men aren’t where I keep my eye on, actually.”

– Moira (Jennifer Hennessy) and Bill (Pearl Mackie) after Bill reveals that she is being tutored by The Doctor (Peter Capaldi).

Better Call Saul - Bob Odenkirk
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Better Call Saul

“For this you destroyed our family? Are you happy now? For what? For nothing!”

– Jimmy (Bob Odenkirk) breaks down in front of his brother Chuck (Michael McKean) after finding out he recorded his confession.

Girls - Lena Dunham
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“No, no, guys. I got it.”

– Hannah (Lena Dunham) tells Marnie (Allison Williams) and her mother (Becky Ann Baker) as she finally takes responsibility for child, Grover, in the Girls series finale.

Bates Motel - Max Thieriot
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Bates Motel

“And please don’t talk to me about having sympathy for Norman again. If I ever lay eyes on him again, I might just kill him.”

– Emma (Olivia Cooke) to Dylan (Max Thieriot) after finding out that Norman (Freddie Highmore) killed her mother.

Veep - Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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“We can’t do anything about AIDS.”

Selina: “Who are you, Ronald Reagan?”

– Selina (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to Marjorie (Clea Duvall) after Selina makes the choice to add AIDS awareness to her adult literacy charity.

Fresh of the Boat - Forrest Wheeler
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Fresh Off the Boat

“He’s half-Asian.”

Stacy: “Half-Asian? Are we talking Keanu?”

– Stacy (Elyse Cole) and Emery (Forrest Wheeler) after she overhears him trying to convince some of his classmates that Tiger Woods is half-Asian.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians - Season 9
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians

“Maybe she’s just embarrassed that she’s dating Ronnie from the Jersey Shore. ‘Cause I would be.”

– Khloe Kardashian as her friend Malika Haqq gets emotional about her new relationship.

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