Bill: “Men aren’t where I keep my eye on, actually.”
– Moira (Jennifer Hennessy) and Bill (Pearl Mackie) after Bill reveals that she is being tutored by The Doctor (Peter Capaldi).
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Better Call Saul
“For this you destroyed our family? Are you happy now? For what? For nothing!”
– Jimmy (Bob Odenkirk) breaks down in front of his brother Chuck (Michael McKean) after finding out he recorded his confession.
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Girls
“No, no, guys. I got it.”
– Hannah (Lena Dunham) tells Marnie (Allison Williams) and her mother (Becky Ann Baker) as she finally takes responsibility for child, Grover, in the Girls series finale.
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Bates Motel
“And please don’t talk to me about having sympathy for Norman again. If I ever lay eyes on him again, I might just kill him.”
– Emma (Olivia Cooke) to Dylan (Max Thieriot) after finding out that Norman (Freddie Highmore) killed her mother.
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Veep
Marjorie: “We can’t do anything about AIDS.”
Selina: “Who are you, Ronald Reagan?”
– Selina (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to Marjorie (Clea Duvall) after Selina makes the choice to add AIDS awareness to her adult literacy charity.
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Fresh Off the Boat
Emery: “He’s half-Asian.”
Stacy: “Half-Asian? Are we talking Keanu?”
– Stacy (Elyse Cole) and Emery (Forrest Wheeler) after she overhears him trying to convince some of his classmates that Tiger Woods is half-Asian.
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians
“Maybe she’s just embarrassed that she’s dating Ronnie from the Jersey Shore. ‘Cause I would be.”
– Khloe Kardashian as her friend Malika Haqq gets emotional about her new relationship.