Best Lines of the Week: (Dec. 15-21): 'Does She Just Eat Cat Food?'

Search Party

Drew: “Why is there so much cat food? I don’t see a cat anywhere. Does she just eat cat food?”
– Drew (John Reynolds) and Dory (Alia Shawkat) discover that breaking into your blackmailer’s house gives you information about them that you probably weren’t looking for.

Wisdom of the Crowd

Megan: “I’m sorry to bother you. I’m user admin. I mean, I’m Megan. I work in user admin”
– Newcomer Megan (Katy Erin) experiences a mess up under pressure at work that all of us could relate to just a little bit.

The Exorcist

Tomas: “I was so close to saving him. I could have done it”
Marcus: “But you’d have been lost.”
Tomas: “It was a sacrifice I was willing to make”
Marcus: “I wasn’t.”

– Tomas (Alfonso Herrera) and Marcus (Ben Daniels) have one last emotionally charged conversation before Marcus leaves, reminding us how crucial this core relationship is to the show.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Kris: “It’s a lot of work to be front and center. It’s easier to be in the background.”
– Kris Jenner gives some insight into the struggle that comes with having your whole life filmed and then having to deal with critical questions from the press.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

Deke: “Okay, this is probably the part where I should explain–”
Coulson: “No, this is the part where May breaks your face! You explaining? Kind of secondary!”
– Coulson (Clark Gregg) does not have the time or the patience for explanations.

Christmas Cookie Challenge

Bret: “I think Mrs. Claus is adding a little bit too much food coloring. I mean, she knows Santa for crying out loud. She should have this in the bag.”
– If there is one thing you have to know when you are married to Santa Claus, it has to be the color of his favorite cookies.

Z Nation

Warren: “I’m the Reset.”
– Warren (Kellita Smith) comes to the big realization that she is the human trigger for the Black Rainbow, not the savior.