Best Lines of the Week: (Dec. 15-21): 'Does She Just Eat Cat Food?'

Yana Grebenyuk December 23, 2017 9:00 am

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Search Party

Drew: “Why is there so much cat food? I don’t see a cat anywhere. Does she just eat cat food?”
- Drew (John Reynolds) and Dory (Alia Shawkat) discover that breaking into your blackmailer’s house gives you information about them that you probably weren’t looking for.

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Wisdom of the Crowd

Megan: “I’m sorry to bother you. I’m user admin. I mean, I’m Megan. I work in user admin”
- Newcomer Megan (Katy Erin) experiences a mess up under pressure at work that all of us could relate to just a little bit.

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The Exorcist

Tomas: “I was so close to saving him. I could have done it”
Marcus: “But you’d have been lost.”
Tomas: “It was a sacrifice I was willing to make”
Marcus: “I wasn’t.”
- Tomas (Alfonso Herrera) and Marcus (Ben Daniels) have one last emotionally charged conversation before Marcus leaves, reminding us how crucial this core relationship is to the show.

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Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Kris: “It’s a lot of work to be front and center. It’s easier to be in the background.”
- Kris Jenner gives some insight into the struggle that comes with having your whole life filmed and then having to deal with critical questions from the press.

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

Deke: “Okay, this is probably the part where I should explain--”
Coulson: “No, this is the part where May breaks your face! You explaining? Kind of secondary!”
- Coulson (Clark Gregg) does not have the time or the patience for explanations.

Food Network

Christmas Cookie Challenge

Bret: “I think Mrs. Claus is adding a little bit too much food coloring. I mean, she knows Santa for crying out loud. She should have this in the bag.”
- If there is one thing you have to know when you are married to Santa Claus, it has to be the color of his favorite cookies.

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Z Nation

Warren: “I’m the Reset.”
- Warren (Kellita Smith) comes to the big realization that she is the human trigger for the Black Rainbow, not the savior.

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