Gene: “I can’t help until my hair is slightly more back to full hotness.” – Gene (Eugene Mirman) refuses to help the family plan Bob’s surprise birthday party until he can fix his botched haircut.
Serena: “Just because I’m 36 and I have a baby, am I supposed to lower my expectations? That’s not something I’m used to doing.” – Serena Williams opens up about having a child late in life in her new documentary.
Tracy: “Yeah, I sold crack. But I was a crack dealer with a heart of gold!” – Tracy Morgan discusses his pre-fame life during his days of crack dealing.
Fear the Walking Dead
Al: “Because the truth matters. Even if it’s just heard out loud. Even if it’s just heard once.” – Al (Maggie Grace) explains to the group why she collects the stories of those she meets.
Black Ink Crew
Sky: “If I wanted to be around people I’d watch porn. Those are my friends.” – Sky Days is surprised and angered when friends show up to her house unannounced.
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Octavia: “You are Wonkru, or you are the enemy of Wonkru. Choose.” – With the bunker door sealed and the threat of starvation, Octavia (Marie Avgeropoulos) steps up as leader over all the clans.
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Kevin Can Wait
Chale: “I thought your dream was to work in a drive-through restaurant that sells shepherd’s pie in a cup.” Kevin: “That was my other dream.” – Kevin (Kevin James) isn’t taken seriously when he announces he’s reuniting his former band.
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation
Pauly: “Right now I’m watching a horror movie. This is an absolute disaster. I need my popcorn for this.” – Pauly D and Vinny sit back and enjoy the show when Ronnie and his baby mama get into a fight after fans see Ronnie exhibiting suspect behavior in a club.
Dancing with the Stars
Tonya: “I wasn’t allowed to compete, to perform in shows. You have people looking at you like you’re nothing, and then you start to believe that you are nothing. I just wanted to do what I was good at, and that was skating.” – Tonya Harding opens up about being banned for life from U.S. figure skating before performing her first dance with partner Sasha Farber.
Lisa: “Are you sober?” – When meeting Stassi’s boyfriend, Patrick, for the first time, Lisa notices Stassi is at a loss for words and questions how much Stassi has had to drink.