Drug dealer: “I look like a guy who needs a stove?”
Lenny: “You know how in baseball they say, 'So-and-so's a utility player?' The stove is the utility player of the modern home. You know, you can cook with it, you can heat a room with it. You can read by it. Some of your finer poets even knocked themselves off with the old head-in-the-oven scenario.”
Drug dealer: “You saying I should kill myself?”
Lenny: “Dude. Look, I don't, um, care what you do with it. I'm just trying to trade a kitchen range for some drugs.”
- Lenny (Aubrey Plaza) tries to make a difficult exchange.