What’s Worth Watching: A Real Housewives Birthday Bash

The Real Housewives of New York City, “The Art of Being a Cougar” (Tuesday, April 28, 9/8c, Bravo)

A Moroccan psychic tells us the following about Bethenny’s 44^th birthday party. She throws it for herself. Everything edible will be from her Skinnygirl line of diet food and drinks. The flavored vodkas are so smooth. Sonja and the Countess will show up with dates that everyone else will judge as inappropriate, but neither one of which are Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Bethenny will get in a massive screaming match with Heather while Dorinda watches, looking as if she’s about to yawn her face apart. Carole will at some point tell us she’d rather be off (insert euphemism for sex) with the cook/waiter/someone’s son. Oh, and you’re not a complete psycho for enjoying this.