Best Lines on TV This Week: The Last Man Saves Face, The Good Wife Goes Gaming

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Last Man On Earth

The Last Man On Earth

Phil: "I think I've fallen in love with you. Is there any chance you feel the same way about me?"
Melissa: "No."
Phil: "So I was gonna say that stuff to Carol. Any notes?"

-- Phil (Will Forte) tries to save face after his confession to Melissa (January Jones) falls flat.

The Good Wife

"Every girl's bra size increases a letter when they become an avatar."

– During a game of Halo, Marissa (Sarah Steele) explains video-game reality to Alicia (Julianna Margulies).


"I can't pile on and bother the president with my hooker troubles, Liv."

--Cyrus (Jeff Perry) tells Olivia (Kerry Washington) to prioritize.


"I believe that 99.9 percent of everything can be explained scientifically. There's no fate, no magic, no curses, except my own."

--Henry (Ioan Gruffudd) is arguing with Abe (Judd Hirsch) about how his immortality is a curse.

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Once Upon a Time

"Please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies."

--Regina (Lana Parilla) puts Cruella (Victoria Smurfit) in her place

Bates Motel

"I like women. Maybe from spending so many years so close to my mother."

-- Norman (Freddie Highmore) fails to register his unhealthy attachment to his mother during an interrogation by Sheriff Romero (Nestor Carbonell).