Netflix Releases New House of Cards Season 3 Photos

In addition to debuting a thrilling, action-packed trailer for its new original series Daredevil, Netflix has also released new photos for House of Cards Season 3. And they’re … well, utterly boring? (Especially compared to the tense trailer released last month.) Information on the new season is scarce, so we’ll have to wait for the show to return on Feb. 27 to see what Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright are up to here. Until then, we offer up our own guesses about the dialogue in these scenes.

Claire Underwood (Robin Wright): Frank, you’re the President of the United States of America. You could have had your Air Force One office decorated any way you want it. Beige on beige on tan, really?

Frank Underwood: I’m planning on using the blood of my enemies as an accent.

Claire Underwood, voiceover: He was going to ask me to watch Horrible Bosses 2 with him again; I knew it.

Claire Underwood: For God’s sake, Frank, you look like you’re in a Werther’s commercial.

Frank Underwood: THEY’RE AN EXCELLENT SUGAR-FREE TREAT, CLAIRE.

Remy Danton (Mahershala Ali): You know, it’s really about ethics in gaming journalism.

Jackie Sharp (Molly Parker): [Presses lips together.]

Frank Underwood (Kevin Spacey), voiceover: I knew I couldn’t rest until I’d humiliated the Greendale Community College Debate Team.