My Obsessions: The Exes’ Wayne Knight on a Few of His Favorite Things

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Who I watch with:

On the TV, it’s always with my wife, Clare; on the computer, with my cat, Mabel; on my iPad, with strangers mostly.

What I hate-watch:

Jon Taffer berating people on Bar Rescue, Gordon Ramsay berating people on Kitchen Nightmares, Simon Cowell berating people on The X Factor (U.K.).

What I eat while watching:

I’ve retired from snacking while watching TV, but some sugar-free ice cream occasionally crosses my lips.

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The show I miss most:

Firefly, the only space Western to get it right.

My guilty pleasure:

Deadliest Catch, because I have nothing in common with any of those people and it makes Southern California, even in drought, look like paradise!

The show I’d like to guest star on:

Ink Master. I’d like to guest undercover as the world’s worst tattoo artist.

My dream costar:

Tina Fey or Amy Poehler, two very attractive and hilariously clever ladies.

My celebrity crush:

Betty White. There may be snow on the roof, but there’s still fire in the furnace!

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