The King of Queens

Friday, March 14

Gym Neighbors

Season 7 • Episode 12

Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor so Carrie can lose a few pounds.

Friday, March 14

Gorilla Warfare

Season 7 • Episode 13

Doug struggles to come up with a new romantic line for Valentine's Day.

Friday, March 14

Hi, School

Season 7 • Episode 14

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero.

Friday, March 14

Deconstructing Carrie

Season 7 • Episode 15

Doug bribes construction workers to hoot and holler at Carrie in order to make her feel younger.

Friday, March 14

Tank Heaven

Season 6 • Episode 21

Doug deliberately offends Carrie's co-workers by showing them his chest hair.

Friday, March 14

Altar Ego

Season 6 • Episode 22

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Saturday, March 15

Icky Shuffle

Season 6 • Episode 23

Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Saturday, March 15

Awful Bigamy

Season 6 • Episode 24

Arthur insists Holly stay with him when she is kicked out of her apartment.

Saturday, March 15

Lost Vegas

Season 7 • Episode 1

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys.

Monday, March 17

Supermarket Story

Season 1 • Episode 10

Carrie's plan for a simple Thanksgiving falls apart when she shops for food.

Monday, March 17

Noel Cowards

Season 1 • Episode 11

Arthur's solution to Doug and Carrie's car troubles ends up being worse than the problem.

Monday, March 17

Fixer Upper

Season 1 • Episode 12

Carrie fixes Spence up with a girl from the office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

Monday, March 17

Best Man

Season 1 • Episode 13

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of her close friend's soon-to-be husband.

Monday, March 17

Dog Days

Season 1 • Episode 14

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks he's Charlie Brown.

Monday, March 17

Crappy Birthday

Season 1 • Episode 15

Forgetful Doug has to scramble to make Carrie's 30th birthday a special one.

Monday, March 17

Van, Go

Season 7 • Episode 18

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van.

Monday, March 17

Black List

Season 7 • Episode 16

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend.

Monday, March 17

Catching Hell

Season 7 • Episode 20

Doug accidentally spills mayonnaise on one of Carrie's most important clients while at a Mets game.

Monday, March 17

Ice Cubed

Season 7 • Episode 19

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free.

Monday, March 17

Dugan Groupie

Season 7 • Episode 2

Jealous of Carrie's new job, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

Monday, March 17

Furious George

Season 7 • Episode 3

Doug joins an abusive relationship support group and blames his eating on Carrie.

Tuesday, March 18

Entertainment Weakly

Season 7 • Episode 4

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but his plan backfires.

Tuesday, March 18

Name Dropper

Season 7 • Episode 5

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie.

Tuesday, March 18

Off-Track ... Bedding

Season 7 • Episode 6

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention.

Tuesday, March 18

Silent Mite

Season 7 • Episode 7

Doug and Arthur play detective when Doug suspects an admirer of Carrie has stolen his wallet.

Tuesday, March 18

S'ain't Valentine's

Season 1 • Episode 16

Arthur meets an intoxicating woman (Anne Meara) at a St. Valentine's Day dance.

Tuesday, March 18

Court Date

Season 1 • Episode 17

Carrie tries dating the police officer who stopped her, hoping to beat a traffic ticket.

Tuesday, March 18

White Collar

Season 1 • Episode 18

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old job.

Tuesday, March 18

Rayny Day

Season 1 • Episode 19

Ray invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie teaches Carrie how to clean.

Tuesday, March 18

Train Wreck

Season 1 • Episode 20

Doug is disappointed when his beautiful young trainee doesn't make Carrie jealous.

Tuesday, March 18

Hungry Man

Season 1 • Episode 21

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up famished at her boss's elegant cocktail party.

Tuesday, March 18

Wish Boned

Season 7 • Episode 17

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt.

Tuesday, March 18

Slippery Slope

Season 7 • Episode 21

Carrie discovers that their ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV.

Tuesday, March 18

Buy Curious

Season 7 • Episode 22

Carrie convinces Doug to buy their deceased neighbor's house.

Tuesday, March 18

Vocal Discord

Season 8 • Episode 2

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help.

Tuesday, March 18

Awed Couple

Season 7 • Episode 8

Doug and Carrie are forced to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

Tuesday, March 18

Cologne Ranger

Season 7 • Episode 9

Doug tries to convince himself and the guys that Carrie does not control him.

Wednesday, March 19

Domestic Disturbance

Season 7 • Episode 10

Carrie hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug.

Wednesday, March 19

Pour Judgment

Season 7 • Episode 11

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion.

Wednesday, March 19

Gym Neighbors

Season 7 • Episode 12

Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor so Carrie can lose a few pounds.

Wednesday, March 19

Time Share

Season 1 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie befriend their weird neighbors in order to get a Hamptons time share.

Wednesday, March 19

Where's Poppa?

Season 1 • Episode 23

Hit by a foul ball, Doug ends up at Dr. Becker's and makes a friend (Bill Cosby).

Wednesday, March 19

Art House

Season 1 • Episode 24

Arthur gets his own apartment after Doug's patience wears too thin.

Wednesday, March 19

Maybe Baby

Season 1 • Episode 25

Doug and Carrie contemplate having a baby; Arthur recalls the day Carrie was born.

Wednesday, March 19

Queasy Rider

Season 2 • Episode 1

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes; Carrie takes up smoking.

Wednesday, March 19

Female Problems

Season 2 • Episode 2

Carrie spends so much time with a new neighbor that Doug begins to feel left out.

Wednesday, March 19

Like Hell

Season 8 • Episode 4

Doug learns he was the only person not invited to a barbecue.

Wednesday, March 19

Consummate Professional

Season 8 • Episode 3

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job.

Wednesday, March 19

Pole Lox

Season 8 • Episode 1

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show.

Wednesday, March 19

Sandwiched Out

Season 8 • Episode 5

Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Wednesday, March 19

Gorilla Warfare

Season 7 • Episode 13

Doug struggles to come up with a new romantic line for Valentine's Day.

Wednesday, March 19

Hi, School

Season 7 • Episode 14

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero.

Thursday, March 20

Deconstructing Carrie

Season 7 • Episode 15

Doug bribes construction workers to hoot and holler at Carrie in order to make her feel younger.

Thursday, March 20

Black List

Season 7 • Episode 16

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend.

Thursday, March 20

Wish Boned

Season 7 • Episode 17

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt.

Thursday, March 20

Assaulted Nuts

Season 2 • Episode 3

Doug gets into an unusual predicament while goofing off at work.

Thursday, March 20

Parent Trapped

Season 2 • Episode 4

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be their baby's godparents.

Thursday, March 20

Tube Stakes

Season 2 • Episode 5

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

Thursday, March 20

Doug Out

Season 2 • Episode 6

Feeling guilty, Doug invites Arthur to a Mets game; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Thursday, March 20

Get Away

Season 2 • Episode 7

On a weekend trip, Doug and Carrie discover that Deacon and Kelly have a much more active sex life.

Thursday, March 20

Dire Strayts

Season 2 • Episode 8

Doug's dinner party with Carrie and the Barones doesn't go according to plan.

Thursday, March 20

Shear Torture

Season 8 • Episode 6

Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his new stylist.

Thursday, March 20

Inn Escapable

Season 8 • Episode 7

A getaway becomes a nightmare for Doug and Carrie when the owner gets too much to handle.

Thursday, March 20

Fresh Brood

Season 8 • Episode 12

Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Thursday, March 20

G'Night, Stalker

Season 8 • Episode 9

Doug starts getting fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club.

Thursday, March 20

Van, Go

Season 7 • Episode 18

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van.

Thursday, March 20

Ice Cubed

Season 7 • Episode 19

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free.

Friday, March 21

Catching Hell

Season 7 • Episode 20

Doug accidentally spills mayonnaise on one of Carrie's most important clients while at a Mets game.

Friday, March 21

Slippery Slope

Season 7 • Episode 21

Carrie discovers that their ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV.

Friday, March 21

Buy Curious

Season 7 • Episode 22

Carrie convinces Doug to buy their deceased neighbor's house.

Friday, March 21

I, Candy

Season 2 • Episode 9

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Friday, March 21

Roamin' Holiday

Season 2 • Episode 10

Doug invites Spence to live with them to avoid annoying guests.

Friday, March 21

Sparing Carrie

Season 2 • Episode 11

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link.

Friday, March 21

Net Prophets

Season 2 • Episode 12

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Friday, March 21

Party Favor

Season 2 • Episode 13

Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man for his cousin, and helps him organize the bachelor party.

Friday, March 21

Block Buster

Season 2 • Episode 14

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Friday, March 21

Move Doubt

Season 8 • Episode 8

Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to Doug and Carrie.

Friday, March 21

Gambling N'Diction

Season 8 • Episode 13

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win at poker.

Friday, March 21

Apartment Complex

Season 8 • Episode 14

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant.

Friday, March 21

Raygin' Bulls

Season 8 • Episode 10

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend plan a guys night on the town.

Friday, March 21

Pole Lox

Season 8 • Episode 1

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show.

Friday, March 21

Vocal Discord

Season 8 • Episode 2

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help.

Saturday, March 22

Consummate Professional

Season 8 • Episode 3

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job.

Saturday, March 22

Like Hell

Season 8 • Episode 4

Doug learns he was the only person not invited to a barbecue.

Saturday, March 22

Sandwiched Out

Season 8 • Episode 5

Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Monday, March 24

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 24

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 24

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 24

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 24

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 24

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 24

Knee Jerk

Season 8 • Episode 16

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie will continue to tend to his every need.

Monday, March 24

Baker's Doesn't

Season 8 • Episode 11

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in.

Monday, March 24

Present Tense

Season 8 • Episode 17

The Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly.

Monday, March 24

Buggie Nights

Season 8 • Episode 15

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott).

Monday, March 24

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 24

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Sold-Y Locks

Season 8 • Episode 18

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise, but does not like her new style.

Tuesday, March 25

Emotional Rollercoaster

Season 8 • Episode 19

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program.

Tuesday, March 25

Four Play

Season 8 • Episode 20

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon.

Tuesday, March 25

Hartford Wailer

Season 8 • Episode 21

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, March 25

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Acting Out

Season 8 • Episode 23

Carrie considers moving Arthur into a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire.

Wednesday, March 26

Fight Schlub

Season 8 • Episode 22

Doug plots revenge after learning that a driver from a rival service conned him.

Wednesday, March 26

Major Disturbance

Season 9 • Episode 4

Doug reads Deacon's son, Major, a scary bedtime-story, traumatizing him.

Wednesday, March 26

Brace Yourself

Season 9 • Episode 6

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Wednesday, March 26

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Moxie Moron

Season 9 • Episode 3

Doug proves to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver.

Thursday, March 27

Ruff Goin'

Season 9 • Episode 5

Doug adopts a dog from his neighbor but soon wants to give it back.

Thursday, March 27

Mama Cast

Season 9 • Episode 1

Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return.

Thursday, March 27

Home Cheapo

Season 9 • Episode 7

Carrie convinces Doug that Deacon and Kelly could afford to buy a second home.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Thursday, March 27

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Affair Trade

Season 9 • Episode 2

Doug tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Friday, March 28

Offensive Fowl

Season 9 • Episode 8

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug's new beliefs.

Friday, March 28

Mild Bunch

Season 9 • Episode 9

Doug reunites with a high-school friend who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Friday, March 28

Manhattan Project

Season 9 • Episode 10

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Friday, March 28

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Saturday, March 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Saturday, March 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Saturday, March 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Saturday, March 29

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 31

Single Spaced

Season 9 • Episode 11

Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

Monday, March 31

China Syndrome

Season 9 • Episode 12

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city.

Monday, March 31

China Syndrome

Season 9 • Episode 13

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city.

Monday, March 31

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Doug's (Kevin James) father-in-law (Jerry Stiller) moves into the TV room. With Leah Remini.

Monday, March 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Monday, March 31

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Tuesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.