The King of Queens

Tuesday, January 20

Dog Shelter

Season 5 • Episode 23

Carrie learns Doug's parents have been sheltering him by replacing his beloved dog with look-alikes.

Tuesday, January 20

King Pong

Season 6 • Episode 3

After losing to Carrie, Doug asks Arthur to help him improve his pingpong game.

Tuesday, January 20

Dreading Vows

Season 6 • Episode 4

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows but might not make it to the altar.

Tuesday, January 20

Doug Less

Season 6 • Episode 2

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a getaway to a resort in the mountains.

Tuesday, January 20

Doug Less

Season 6 • Episode 1

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountain.

Tuesday, January 20

Nocturnal Omission

Season 6 • Episode 5

Doug can't decide whether to tell Deacon that his ex-wife wants to get back together with him.

Tuesday, January 20

Affidavit Justice

Season 6 • Episode 6

The partners of Carrie's law firm ask Doug to play on the company softball team.

Tuesday, January 20

Secret Garden

Season 6 • Episode 7

Carrie's relationship with her great new gynecologist gets jeopardized.

Wednesday, January 21

Eggsit Strategy

Season 6 • Episode 8

Rumors of possible layoffs at the law firm have Carrie worrying about her job security.

Wednesday, January 21

American Idle

Season 6 • Episode 10

Doug gets annoyed when Carrie loses her job and refuses to look for a new one.

Wednesday, January 21

Dougie Houser

Season 6 • Episode 12

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

Wednesday, January 21

Frigid Heirs

Season 6 • Episode 13

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent.

Wednesday, January 21

Arthur, Spooner

Season 5 • Episode 1

Doug develops insomnia while Carrie works late supervising a crew of lifeless colleagues.

Wednesday, January 21

Window Pain

Season 5 • Episode 2

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to impress the neighbors.

Wednesday, January 21

Connect Four

Season 5 • Episode 9

Carrie and Doug try to find the perfect couple to join them at a Knicks game.

Wednesday, January 21

Mentalo Case

Season 5 • Episode 11

Doug recalls his childhood toy; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift.

Wednesday, January 21

Attention Deficit

Season 5 • Episode 13

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time.

Wednesday, January 21

Animal Attraction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Doug ruins St. Valentine's Day when he cancels a dinner with Carrie to transport penguins to Albany.

Wednesday, January 21

Secret Garden

Season 6 • Episode 7

Carrie's relationship with her great new gynecologist gets jeopardized.

Wednesday, January 21

Affidavit Justice

Season 6 • Episode 6

The partners of Carrie's law firm ask Doug to play on the company softball team.

Wednesday, January 21

Dougie Houser

Season 6 • Episode 12

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

Wednesday, January 21

Eggsit Strategy

Season 6 • Episode 8

Rumors of possible layoffs at the law firm have Carrie worrying about her job security.

Wednesday, January 21

American Idle

Season 6 • Episode 10

Doug gets annoyed when Carrie loses her job and refuses to look for a new one.

Wednesday, January 21

Thanks, Man

Season 6 • Episode 9

Carrie forces a stranded motorist to wait out in the cold on Thanksgiving Day.

Wednesday, January 21

Switch Sitters

Season 6 • Episode 14

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone.

Wednesday, January 21

Cheap Saks

Season 6 • Episode 15

Carrie learns Doug's ex-girlfriend has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Thursday, January 22

Damned Yanky

Season 6 • Episode 16

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital.

Thursday, January 22

Multiple Plots

Season 6 • Episode 17

Carrie helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother.

Thursday, January 22

Trash Talker

Season 6 • Episode 18

Doug's grade-school nemesis (Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

Thursday, January 22

Precedent Nixin'

Season 6 • Episode 19

Carrie's plan to stay at a Florida hotel backfires when it is overrun by spring breakers.

Thursday, January 22

Driving Reign

Season 5 • Episode 20

Doug reluctantly agrees to give his cousin a recommendation to be promoted to driver at IPS.

Thursday, January 22

Dog Shelter

Season 5 • Episode 23

Carrie learns Doug's parents have been sheltering him by replacing his beloved dog with look-alikes.

Thursday, January 22

Doug Less

Season 6 • Episode 1

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountain.

Thursday, January 22

Doug Less

Season 6 • Episode 2

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a getaway to a resort in the mountains.

Thursday, January 22

Nocturnal Omission

Season 6 • Episode 5

Doug can't decide whether to tell Deacon that his ex-wife wants to get back together with him.

Thursday, January 22

Secret Garden

Season 6 • Episode 7

Carrie's relationship with her great new gynecologist gets jeopardized.

Thursday, January 22

Frigid Heirs

Season 6 • Episode 13

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent.

Thursday, January 22

Switch Sitters

Season 6 • Episode 14

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone.

Thursday, January 22

Cheap Saks

Season 6 • Episode 15

Carrie learns Doug's ex-girlfriend has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Thursday, January 22

Damned Yanky

Season 6 • Episode 16

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital.

Thursday, January 22

Multiple Plots

Season 6 • Episode 17

Carrie helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother.

Thursday, January 22

Trash Talker

Season 6 • Episode 18

Doug's grade-school nemesis (Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

Thursday, January 22

Foe: Pa

Season 6 • Episode 20

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must fix things between father and daughter.

Thursday, January 22

Tank Heaven

Season 6 • Episode 21

Doug deliberately offends Carrie's co-workers by showing them his chest hair.

Friday, January 23

Altar Ego

Season 6 • Episode 22

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Friday, January 23

Icky Shuffle

Season 6 • Episode 23

Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Friday, January 23

Awful Bigamy

Season 6 • Episode 24

Arthur insists Holly stay with him when she is kicked out of her apartment.

Friday, January 23

Lost Vegas

Season 7 • Episode 1

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys.

Friday, January 23

American Idle

Season 6 • Episode 10

Doug gets annoyed when Carrie loses her job and refuses to look for a new one.

Friday, January 23

Frigid Heirs

Season 6 • Episode 13

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent.

Friday, January 23

Multiple Plots

Season 6 • Episode 17

Carrie helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother.

Friday, January 23

Awful Bigamy

Season 6 • Episode 24

Arthur insists Holly stay with him when she is kicked out of her apartment.

Friday, January 23

Furious George

Season 7 • Episode 3

Doug joins an abusive relationship support group and blames his eating on Carrie.

Friday, January 23

Fight Schlub

Season 8 • Episode 22

Doug plots revenge after learning that a driver from a rival service conned him.

Friday, January 23

Precedent Nixin'

Season 6 • Episode 19

Carrie's plan to stay at a Florida hotel backfires when it is overrun by spring breakers.

Friday, January 23

Foe: Pa

Season 6 • Episode 20

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must fix things between father and daughter.

Friday, January 23

Tank Heaven

Season 6 • Episode 21

Doug deliberately offends Carrie's co-workers by showing them his chest hair.

Friday, January 23

Altar Ego

Season 6 • Episode 22

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Friday, January 23

Icky Shuffle

Season 6 • Episode 23

Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Friday, January 23

Awful Bigamy

Season 6 • Episode 24

Arthur insists Holly stay with him when she is kicked out of her apartment.

Friday, January 23

Dugan Groupie

Season 7 • Episode 2

Jealous of Carrie's new job, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

Friday, January 23

Furious George

Season 7 • Episode 3

Doug joins an abusive relationship support group and blames his eating on Carrie.

Saturday, January 24

Entertainment Weakly

Season 7 • Episode 4

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but his plan backfires.

Saturday, January 24

Name Dropper

Season 7 • Episode 5

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie.

Saturday, January 24

Off-Track ... Bedding

Season 7 • Episode 6

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention.

Saturday, January 24

Awed Couple

Season 7 • Episode 8

Doug and Carrie are forced to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

Saturday, January 24

Cologne Ranger

Season 7 • Episode 9

Doug tries to convince himself and the guys that Carrie does not control him.

Saturday, January 24

Domestic Disturbance

Season 7 • Episode 10

Carrie hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug.

Sunday, January 25

Pour Judgment

Season 7 • Episode 11

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion.

Sunday, January 25

Gym Neighbors

Season 7 • Episode 12

Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor so Carrie can lose a few pounds.

Monday, January 26

Deacon Blues

Season 3 • Episode 15

Doug is surprised to find his married friend Deacon out with another woman.

Monday, January 26

Horizontal Hold

Season 3 • Episode 16

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things.

Monday, January 26

Inner Tube

Season 3 • Episode 17

After lying to Carrie, Doug dreams he appears on a variety of television shows.

Monday, January 26

Papa Pill

Season 3 • Episode 18

Carrie tries to encourage Arthur to go to the weekly dance at the seniors center.

Monday, January 26

Departure Time

Season 3 • Episode 21

Doug's parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Monday, January 26

Swim Neighbors

Season 3 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie's neighbor build a pool that looks directly into their property.

Monday, January 26

Dugan Groupie

Season 7 • Episode 2

Jealous of Carrie's new job, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

Monday, January 26

Lost Vegas

Season 7 • Episode 1

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys.

Monday, January 26

Furious George

Season 7 • Episode 3

Doug joins an abusive relationship support group and blames his eating on Carrie.

Monday, January 26

Entertainment Weakly

Season 7 • Episode 4

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but his plan backfires.

Monday, January 26

Name Dropper

Season 7 • Episode 5

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie.

Monday, January 26

Off-Track ... Bedding

Season 7 • Episode 6

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention.

Monday, January 26

Gorilla Warfare

Season 7 • Episode 13

Doug struggles to come up with a new romantic line for Valentine's Day.

Monday, January 26

Hi, School

Season 7 • Episode 14

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero.

Tuesday, January 27

Deconstructing Carrie

Season 7 • Episode 15

Doug bribes construction workers to hoot and holler at Carrie in order to make her feel younger.

Tuesday, January 27

Black List

Season 7 • Episode 16

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend.

Tuesday, January 27

Wish Boned

Season 7 • Episode 17

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt.

Tuesday, January 27

Van, Go

Season 7 • Episode 18

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van.

Tuesday, January 27

S'no Job

Season 3 • Episode 23

Doug helps his cousin (Gary Valentine) get a job; Arthur joins a film focus-group.

Tuesday, January 27

Pregnant Pause

Season 3 • Episode 24

Carrie and Doug ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Tuesday, January 27

Pregnant Pause

Season 3 • Episode 25

Carrie and Doug ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Tuesday, January 27

Sight Gag

Season 4 • Episode 2

Doug's gift of eye surgery to Carrie leaves her temporary blind.

Tuesday, January 27

Mean Streak

Season 4 • Episode 3

Doug tries to break the company record for the largest number of consecutive deliveries.

Tuesday, January 27

No Retreat

Season 4 • Episode 5

Doug goes with Carrie on her company retreat while Arthur is left to fend for himself at home.

Tuesday, January 27

Awed Couple

Season 7 • Episode 8

Doug and Carrie are forced to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

Tuesday, January 27

Cologne Ranger

Season 7 • Episode 9

Doug tries to convince himself and the guys that Carrie does not control him.

Tuesday, January 27

Domestic Disturbance

Season 7 • Episode 10

Carrie hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug.

Tuesday, January 27

Pour Judgment

Season 7 • Episode 11

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion.

Tuesday, January 27

Gym Neighbors

Season 7 • Episode 12

Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor so Carrie can lose a few pounds.

Tuesday, January 27

Gorilla Warfare

Season 7 • Episode 13

Doug struggles to come up with a new romantic line for Valentine's Day.

Tuesday, January 27

Ice Cubed

Season 7 • Episode 19

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free.

Tuesday, January 27

Catching Hell

Season 7 • Episode 20

Doug accidentally spills mayonnaise on one of Carrie's most important clients while at a Mets game.

Wednesday, January 28

Slippery Slope

Season 7 • Episode 21

Carrie discovers that their ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV.

Wednesday, January 28

Buy Curious

Season 7 • Episode 22

Carrie convinces Doug to buy their deceased neighbor's house.

Wednesday, January 28

Pole Lox

Season 8 • Episode 1

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show.

Wednesday, January 28

Vocal Discord

Season 8 • Episode 2

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help.

Wednesday, January 28

Ticker Treat

Season 4 • Episode 6

Doug's Halloween decorations frighten Arthur into a minor heart attack.

Wednesday, January 28

Life Sentence

Season 4 • Episode 8

Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement.

Wednesday, January 28

Veiled Threat

Season 4 • Episode 9

Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake.

Wednesday, January 28

Depo Man

Season 4 • Episode 11

Carrie asks Doug to be an expert witness at her boss's trial.

Wednesday, January 28

Ovary Action

Season 4 • Episode 12

Holiday visitors interrupt Doug and Carrie's attempt to conceive.

Wednesday, January 28

Food Fight

Season 4 • Episode 13

Carrie grows jealous when Spence's girlfriend recruits Doug to test her homework.

Wednesday, January 28

Hi, School

Season 7 • Episode 14

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero.

Wednesday, January 28

Deconstructing Carrie

Season 7 • Episode 15

Doug bribes construction workers to hoot and holler at Carrie in order to make her feel younger.

Wednesday, January 28

Van, Go

Season 7 • Episode 18

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van.

Wednesday, January 28

Black List

Season 7 • Episode 16

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend.

Wednesday, January 28

Catching Hell

Season 7 • Episode 20

Doug accidentally spills mayonnaise on one of Carrie's most important clients while at a Mets game.

Wednesday, January 28

Ice Cubed

Season 7 • Episode 19

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free.

Wednesday, January 28

Consummate Professional

Season 8 • Episode 3

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job.

Wednesday, January 28

Like Hell

Season 8 • Episode 4

Doug learns he was the only person not invited to a barbecue.

Thursday, January 29

Sandwiched Out

Season 8 • Episode 5

Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Thursday, January 29

Shear Torture

Season 8 • Episode 6

Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his new stylist.

Thursday, January 29

Inn Escapable

Season 8 • Episode 7

A getaway becomes a nightmare for Doug and Carrie when the owner gets too much to handle.

Thursday, January 29

Dougie Nights

Season 4 • Episode 15

Doug becomes addicted to the night life after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon.

Thursday, January 29

No Orleans

Season 4 • Episode 16

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans without Doug's cousins.

Thursday, January 29

Hero Worship

Season 4 • Episode 18

Doug's uncle (Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing for a sandwich shop Doug wants to open.

Thursday, January 29

Screwed Driver

Season 4 • Episode 19

Doug's parents take over the house when Carrie goes on a business trip.

Thursday, January 29

Bun Dummy

Season 4 • Episode 21

Doug tries to find a tactful way of telling Carrie he does not like her new hairstyle.

Thursday, January 29

Patrons Ain't

Season 4 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Thursday, January 29

Wish Boned

Season 7 • Episode 17

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt.

Thursday, January 29

Slippery Slope

Season 7 • Episode 21

Carrie discovers that their ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV.

Thursday, January 29

Buy Curious

Season 7 • Episode 22

Carrie convinces Doug to buy their deceased neighbor's house.

Thursday, January 29

Vocal Discord

Season 8 • Episode 2

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help.

Thursday, January 29

Like Hell

Season 8 • Episode 4

Doug learns he was the only person not invited to a barbecue.

Thursday, January 29

Consummate Professional

Season 8 • Episode 3

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job.

Thursday, January 29

Move Doubt

Season 8 • Episode 8

Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to Doug and Carrie.

Thursday, January 29

G'Night, Stalker

Season 8 • Episode 9

Doug starts getting fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club.

Friday, January 30

Raygin' Bulls

Season 8 • Episode 10

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend plan a guys night on the town.

Friday, January 30

Baker's Doesn't

Season 8 • Episode 11

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in.

Friday, January 30

Fresh Brood

Season 8 • Episode 12

Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Friday, January 30

Gambling N'Diction

Season 8 • Episode 13

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win at poker.

Friday, January 30

Eddie Money

Season 4 • Episode 23

Doug tries to keep secret from Carrie $5,000 he won in a gambling pool.

Friday, January 30

Two Thirty

Season 4 • Episode 24

While undergoing a root canal, Doug discovers that Carrie had a crush on the dentist.

Friday, January 30

Holy Mackerel

Season 5 • Episode 3

When Carrie prays for a raise and actually gets one, she and Doug start praying for more things.

Friday, January 30

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Season 5 • Episode 4

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league.

Friday, January 30

Mammary Lane

Season 5 • Episode 5

Doug's buddies ridicule the bowling alley's new shoe girl (guest star Rachel Dratch).

Friday, January 30

Business Affairs

Season 5 • Episode 6

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker and worries about the strength of their marriage.

Friday, January 30

Pole Lox

Season 8 • Episode 1

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show.

Friday, January 30

Sandwiched Out

Season 8 • Episode 5

Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Friday, January 30

Shear Torture

Season 8 • Episode 6

Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his new stylist.

Friday, January 30

Inn Escapable

Season 8 • Episode 7

A getaway becomes a nightmare for Doug and Carrie when the owner gets too much to handle.

Friday, January 30

Fresh Brood

Season 8 • Episode 12

Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Friday, January 30

G'Night, Stalker

Season 8 • Episode 9

Doug starts getting fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club.

Friday, January 30

Apartment Complex

Season 8 • Episode 14

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant.

Friday, January 30

Buggie Nights

Season 8 • Episode 15

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott).

Saturday, January 31

Knee Jerk

Season 8 • Episode 16

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie will continue to tend to his every need.

Saturday, January 31

Present Tense

Season 8 • Episode 17

The Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly.

Saturday, January 31

Sold-Y Locks

Season 8 • Episode 18

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise, but does not like her new style.

Saturday, January 31

Emotional Rollercoaster

Season 8 • Episode 19

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program.

Saturday, January 31

Four Play

Season 8 • Episode 20

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon.

Saturday, January 31

Hartford Wailer

Season 8 • Episode 21

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat.

Sunday, February 1

Fight Schlub

Season 8 • Episode 22

Doug plots revenge after learning that a driver from a rival service conned him.

Sunday, February 1

Acting Out

Season 8 • Episode 23

Carrie considers moving Arthur into a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire.

Monday, February 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, February 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, February 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, February 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, February 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, February 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, February 2

Move Doubt

Season 8 • Episode 8

Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to Doug and Carrie.

Monday, February 2

Gambling N'Diction

Season 8 • Episode 13

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win at poker.

Monday, February 2

Apartment Complex

Season 8 • Episode 14

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant.

Monday, February 2

Raygin' Bulls

Season 8 • Episode 10

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend plan a guys night on the town.

Monday, February 2

Knee Jerk

Season 8 • Episode 16

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie will continue to tend to his every need.

Monday, February 2

Present Tense

Season 8 • Episode 17

The Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly.

Monday, February 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, February 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Buggie Nights

Season 8 • Episode 15

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott).

Tuesday, February 3

Sold-Y Locks

Season 8 • Episode 18

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise, but does not like her new style.

Tuesday, February 3

Emotional Rollercoaster

Season 8 • Episode 19

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program.

Tuesday, February 3

Four Play

Season 8 • Episode 20

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon.

Tuesday, February 3

Hartford Wailer

Season 8 • Episode 21

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat.

Tuesday, February 3

Acting Out

Season 8 • Episode 23

Carrie considers moving Arthur into a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, February 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Fight Schlub

Season 8 • Episode 22

Doug plots revenge after learning that a driver from a rival service conned him.

Wednesday, February 4

Major Disturbance

Season 9 • Episode 4

Doug reads Deacon's son, Major, a scary bedtime-story, traumatizing him.

Wednesday, February 4

Brace Yourself

Season 9 • Episode 6

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces.

Wednesday, February 4

Moxie Moron

Season 9 • Episode 3

Doug proves to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver.

Wednesday, February 4

Ruff Goin'

Season 9 • Episode 5

Doug adopts a dog from his neighbor but soon wants to give it back.

Wednesday, February 4

Mama Cast

Season 9 • Episode 1

Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, February 4

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Home Cheapo

Season 9 • Episode 7

Carrie convinces Doug that Deacon and Kelly could afford to buy a second home.

Thursday, February 5

Affair Trade

Season 9 • Episode 2

Doug tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Thursday, February 5

Offensive Fowl

Season 9 • Episode 8

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug's new beliefs.

Thursday, February 5

Mild Bunch

Season 9 • Episode 9

Doug reunites with a high-school friend who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Thursday, February 5

Manhattan Project

Season 9 • Episode 10

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available.

Thursday, February 5

Single Spaced

Season 9 • Episode 11

Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, February 5

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

China Syndrome

Season 9 • Episode 12

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city.

Friday, February 6

China Syndrome

Season 9 • Episode 13

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city.

Friday, February 6

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Doug's (Kevin James) father-in-law (Jerry Stiller) moves into the TV room. With Leah Remini.

Friday, February 6

Head First

Season 1 • Episode 6

Doug discovers the benefits and risks of allowing Arthur to tag along with him in public.

Friday, February 6

Fat City

Season 1 • Episode 2

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother.

Friday, February 6

Richie's Song

Season 1 • Episode 4

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie that his wife is cheating on him.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, February 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Saturday, February 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Saturday, February 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Saturday, February 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Saturday, February 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.