17 Best Storefront Puns From the ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Opening (PHOTOS)

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Bidets and Confused Bidets for Beginners

Just when you thought Bob’s Burgers couldn’t get any better, imagine seeing this five seconds into the episode. Find this joke in Season 6, Episode 6.

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Lin-Manuel’s Verandas Patio Furniture

Everyone’s favorite Hamilton Lin-Manuel Miranda even gets a shout-out on the show. Catch this perfect pun in Season 7, Episode 16, “Eggs for Days.”


Get Off My Back Tramp Stamp Removals

The beauty of these puns is just how specific they are. Need a lower back tat removed? We’ve got you covered. This silly storefront appears in the 16th episode of Season 6.


Baby Got Back Problems Physical Therapy

If one back pun didn’t leave you satisfied, we’ve got one more for you. This storefront appears in Season 4, Episode 14.


Maxi Pads Large Apartment Rentals

Who knew the phrase “maxi pads” could be used to describe your next home? We certainly did not, but are relieved to add it to our vernacular. Catch this pun in the fourth episode of Season 6.


I’d Hit That Boxing Gym

Is there a better way to explain a boxing gym? We didn’t think so. See this match made in heaven in the third episode of Season 3.


Shawl Me By Your Name Embroidered Shawls

Timothee Chalamet is shaking in his boots! This hilarious take on one of the most iconic movies of this generation appears in Season 8, Episode 14 “The Trouble with Doubles.”


Our Carpets Match Our Drapes Home Furnishings

Give it up for Bob’s Burgers for answering the questions we didn’t want to ask but are glad to know the answer. Find this gag in Season 3, Episode 23, “The Unnatural.”


You Can’t Handle the Tooth Dental Extraction

These writers sure do love their movie puns, and how well does this pair with a dental double entendre? Find this storefront in Season 7, Episode 10.


Blood Bath and Beyond, Red Bathroom Products

If you’re ever looking for a red toilet brush, you know where to go. Catch this pun in the third episode of Season 6.


Miracle on 34th Sheets, Sheets and Bedding in 34 Colors

A silly twist on one of the most iconic Christmas movies to ever exist. Not only does this store use the pun as a fun name, but it quite literally pays the movie tribute with its stock. This gag is found in the sixth episode of the Season 5.


Lady and the Clamp Hardware for Her

Because apparently not all hardware is gender neutral? We’ll let it slide for the beauty of this pun though. Find this storefront in Season 5, Episode 15.


The Massagonyst Massages for Men

We couldn’t continue without including a spot just for the manliest of men. See this pun in Season 3, Episode 19, “Family Fracas.”


Cupid’s Stupid Divorce Attorneys

OK, we all knew it but we weren’t gonna say it. Glad they ripped off that bandaid. Find this storefront in Season 5, Episode 17.


Magnum G.I. Colonoscopies

We bet Magnum P.I. is far from your mind when you’re getting a colonoscopy. But not anymore, my friend. Find this fantastic wordplay in Season 1, Episode 12.


Meth I Can! Methadone Clinic

That’s the positive reinforcement we need! Catch this ever so clever pun in the fourth episode of the series, “Sexy Dance Fighting.”


Footloose, Prosthetic Adjustments

Last but certainly not least, we have another flawless movie pun. We applaud the show for taking the most literal meaning they could with “Footloose.” This hilarious storefront is found in Season 6, Episode 10.

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The “Store Next Door” is one of the very many running gags in each episode of Bob’s Burgers.

During the opening sequence, we get a brief glimpse of Bob’s Burgers in the middle, It’s Your Funeral Home and Crematorium to the left, along with a special new store on the right.

Now that we’re well over 160 episodes, we’ve narrowed down our fave puns from the infamous Store Next Door. Click through the gallery above for our picks!

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