Best Lines of the Week, January Edition: ‘Don’t Worry, I’m Sweden’ Maria Awad February 2, 2019, 11:00 am Comments CBS/Freeform/The CW ABC Fresh Off The Boat (ABC) Jessica: I will never fail an eye exam because I have memorized the letter board. E, F-P, T-O-Z, P-D-L-E, D-E-F-Z-C, F-C-Z-D-E-P. — Jessica Huang (Constance Wu) in response to her husband, Louis (Randall Park), when he says that turning 40 is when people start to wear glasses. The CW Charmed (The CW) Harry: I’m not the man I was before Tartarus. And the slate’s no longer clean, you might say. The fact is, I’m not sure I can be their whitelighter anymore. — Harry (Rupert Evans) comes to the realization that the witches may be safer if he left. CBS Madam Secretary (CBS) Alison: Mom, the Internet is slow, like Stone Age slow. Elizabeth: Well, call our provider. Alison: They keep you on the phone forever, and my paper on Givenchy is due tomorrow. Elizabeth: Try the library. They have Internet and helpful, smiling people who aren’t trying to save the world order from crumbling. Bye, Ali. — Elizabeth (Tea Leoni) gets annoyed when her daughter, Alison (Kathrine Herzer) calls her during a busy time at work. Hulu The Good Doctor (ABC) Shaun: I don’t know how to help you. Dr. Glassman: Then stop trying. — Shaun (Freddie Highmore) becomes emotional when he realizes he cannot cure Dr. Glassman (Richard Schiff). CBS FAM (CBS) Nick: It’s a time called morning. The sun is out. The air is crisp. Birds are tweeting. Shannon: Birds can’t tweet. — Shannon (Odessa Adlon) is upset about starting at a new school. Hulu Modern Family (ABC) Joe: This kid in my class did a cough syrup commercial. Now he’s always going to the teachers’ lounge to call his manager. He’s the worst. — Joe (Jeremy Maguire) gets an iffy feeling when Gloria (Sofia Vergara) tries to convince him into becoming the new mall model. Hulu The Good Place (NBC) Shawn: What’s that thing you humans say when you’re playing chess and you trap your opponent into an inescapable position? Oh right. Eat butt, you ding dongs! — Shawn (Marc Evan Jackson) taunting Michael (Ted Danson) after playing unfair. Freeform Good Trouble (Freeform) Mariana: Don’t Worry. I’m Sweden. Davia: Yeah, I think you mean Switzerland. — Mariana (Cierra Ramirez) tries to stay civil between an intense love triangle. 1 of From an emotional realization on Charmed to an all-new twist on The Good Place, you won’t want to miss the dialogue from the final week of January. Click through the gallery above for some of our favorite lines!