Best Lines of the Week (Feb. 14 – 20): ‘I Would Jump in Front of a Bear for You’

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Outlander (Starz)

“No matter where I am, I will always be your wee girl.”

– Brianna (Sophie Skelton) reassures Jamie (Sam Heughan) before she gets married to Roger (Richard Rankin).

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Avenue 5 (HBO)

“Orifices—they’re all over us! That can’t be safe, can it?!”

—Capt. Ryan Clark (Hugh Laurie) has a mental breakdown that goes in many unique directions.

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine (NBC)

“No, I’m not a teacher. I’m a class clown-slash-bad boy with a heart of gold. Whatever.”

– Jake (Andy Samberg) refuses to let Terry (Terry Crews) film the opening ceremony of the Jimmy Jab games to show to other precincts.

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Criminal Minds (CBS)

“We will debrief on the jet. Wheels up.”

– Prentiss (Paget Brewster) summons the team to the new jet after they bid farewell to Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness).

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Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)

“I need to know what’s going on. Whatever it is. I need to know. I want to know because I would jump in front of a bear for you, Alex.”

– Jo (Camilla Luddington) makes a parallel between her relationship with Alex (Justin Chambers) and a patient who literally jumped in front of a bear on a Station 19 crossover episode.

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Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist (NBC)

“I’ve got a whole bunch of new ideas for us to try to test your new musical powers. First one: Sensory deprivation tank. I can’t see anything. I can’t hear anything. But is there music? I don’t know. Let’s find out. Number two: We put you in a room with a whole bunch of mimes. My worst nightmare, maybe your musical breakthrough.”

—Neighbor Mo (Alex Newell) pitches some interesting concepts to test Zoey’s (Jane Levy) power.

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Modern Family (ABC)

“And then… in a moment, all those kids you fell in love with walk out the door at the same time.”

– Jay (Ed O’Neill) talks about the sadness in watching your kids grow up at a dinner with the family.

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Vanderpump Rules (Bravo)

“We’re not in Westeros, we’re in Koreatown.”

– Stassi accuses Tom Sandoval of being a real Jon Snow.

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DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (The CW)

“ALOHA! It stands for Assess, Listen, Observe, Hydrate, Attack.”

– Ava (Jes Macallan) reminds the team of her strategy.

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The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS)

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you regret doing Cats?”

– Justin Bieber asks James Corden a question that’s been on a lot of people’s minds lately.

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This week, Criminal Minds said a dramatic goodbye after fifteen seasons, Outlander celebrated a wedding, and Modern Family got sentimental ahead of its series finale.

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Elsewhere, Zoey came to terms with her musical powers on Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist, Justin Bieber ribbed James Corden, and Grey’s Anatomy dealt with the aftermath of a bear attack.

Click through the gallery to see some of TV’s best quotes from the past week.