Best Lines on TV This Week (Dec. 10 -16): ‘You Told Us to Get Ready to Fight’


Scream Queens
"Really hot girls and sweet old ladies can pretty much get away with anything. I should know. I've been both.
- Jane Hollis (Trilby Glover) gets real with her son’s new girlfriend Chanel #3 (Billie Lourd) about continuing the murder spree at the hospital.

The Walking Dead
"You were right... right from the start. You told us to get ready to fight. I didn't listen, and I couldn't. I can now."
- In the final line of the midseason finale, Rick (Andrew Lincoln) let’s Maggie (Lauren Cohan) know that he’s finally ready to stand up to Negan.

Bull
"You cannot lose the thing you do not cling to. Buddha said that.... maybe it was Taylor Swift."
- Dr. Jason Bull (Michael Weatherly) reacts, or doesn’t react, to the loss of his father's cabin.

The Big Bang Theory
"Now it's feeling forced -- like all of the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels"
- Sheldon (Jim Parsons) can’t help making his feelings clear, and bringing Jack Sparrow into the equation.

Modern Family
"I got them at the store where you buy things that go with the other things."
- Gloria (Sofia Vergara) explains where she found her and Jay's (Ed O’Neill) coordinating reindeer sweaters … sort of.

Divorce
Julian: "Funny coincidence, I was just perusing the New York Times and I ... I saw a mention of your gallery."
Frances: "You were perusing the fine print of the ‘Weekend Activities in the Hudson Valley’ section? Really?"
Julian: "Well, it was the online version. I may have been, you know, Googling some... I was Googling something. I was Googling your name. I Google you every night."
- Julian (Jemaine Clement) is not shy to admit that he’s been keeping up with Frances (Sarah Jessica Parker) with the help of Google.

Timeless
"As hard as it must be for you to remember your sister, what's worse for me... is that your mother doesn't. She had a daughter she doesn't even know existed."
- Agent Christopher (Sakina Jaffrey) and Lucy (Abigail Spencer) discuss the loss of her sister.
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