Best Lines of the Week (April 14-20): ‘If You Want a Queen, Earn Her’

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The Bold Type

The Bold Type (Freeform)

Sutton: Not only have I never had a housekeeper, but in 12th grade I almost was one at a hotel.

Kat: What happened?

Sutton: Failed the drug test.

— Sutton (Meghann Fahy) struggles to accept the fact she now has a housekeeper after moving in with her rich boyfriend.

MasterChef Junior

MasterChef Junior (FOX)

“Children don’t like vegetables. Have you ever seen a child eating asparagus? They don’t get along well.”

— Junior chef Aaron decides that vegetables are a bad idea for their next challenge.


black-ish (ABC)

Jack: Oh God, I’ve said too much. She’s going to kill me and make it look like an accident! You’ve got to tell her I didn’t break easy.

Dre: Shut up! Eight months, no screen time now. We don’t like snitches.

— Dre (Anthony Anderson) unfairly grounds Jack (Miles Brown) after Diane (Marsai Martin) is caught kissing a boy at the school dance.

The Flash
The CW

The Flash (The CW)

“Remember, my sweet Nora, always remember, I love you. I always will.”

— Nora (Jessica Parker Kennedy) watches an emotional video message from Barry (Grant Gustin).


Game of Thrones (HBO)

“You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen, earn her.”

— Cersei’s (Lena Headey) response to her latest suitor Euron Greyjoy (Pilou Asbæk) after he brings her the assistance of the Golden Company and expects affection in return.


Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (Netflix)

Aunt Zelda: What would you say to frog’s legs for dinner?

Sabrina: Can’t we just have pizza?

— Sabrina (Kiernan Shipka) just wants a normal dinner while Aunt Zelda (Miranda Otto) tries to get revenge on a colleague.

American Housewife

American Housewife (ABC)

Katie: No one in this house gets a phone until they are 14.

Anna-Kat: But every year, on your birthday, you say that age is just a number that means absolutely nothing.

— Anna-Kat (Julia Butters) wants to get her own cell phone, but Katie (Katy Mixon) says no.


Man with a Plan

Andi: Well, I think I deserved it. After all, I did give birth to him.

Adam: On a bed. I had to stand in a cold delivery room for seven hours. Not to mention, you got $20,000 worth of drugs. I couldn’t even get a Coke! I know, I crossed a line!

— Adam (Matt LeBlanc) gets jealous when Teddy (Matthew McCann) names Andi (Liza Snyder) as his hero and not him.


The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (NBC)

“The top three are Bernie, Biden and Buttigieg. They sound less like political frontrunners and more like a law firm specializing in slip and fall cases.”

— Jimmy Fallon talking about three of the most popular Democratic presidential candidates, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg.


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo)

“It’s probably all bulls–t. But, honey, I will buy it quicker than anyone!”

— Lisa Rinna talking about the latest skincare fads — from IVs to infrared beds.

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With the anticipated season premiere of Game of Thrones, and a chicken meltdown on MasterChef Junior, this was yet another week full of great lines!

Click through the gallery above to see our favorite lines of the week!