Best Lines on TV This Week: Facing Life and Fighting Death

Odd Mom Out - Season 1
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ODD MOM OUT -- "The Truth Fairy" Episode 109 -- Pictured: Jill Kargman as Jill -- (Photo by: Nicole Rivelli/Bravo)

Odd Mom Out

“You parent people think it’s your kids making you tired, but it’s just old age. I get exhausted walking home from the liquor store.”

— Vanessa (K.K. Glick) “truthing” Jill (Jill Kargman) after she suggests moving their fiesta party

Rizzoli & Isles

“I’ll get right on it…after I cancel my plans for the rest of my life.”

— Frankie (Jordan Bridges) reluctantly trying to start an impossible task


“The last time I was in here we almost died and now the sun is shining, flowers are blooming. Greatest team in the world! Churros for everyone!”

— Camille (Allison Scagliotti) celebrating the team’s latest victory with a delicious treat

The Real Housewives of New York City

“Trying to get Ramona laid is like Saving Private Ryan. We’re all going to die trying.”

— Bethenny Frankel comparing Ramona Singer’s sex life to the classic wartime flick

The Brink

“If you help me save the world, from now on, I swear I will be nicer to your sister.

— Walter Larson (Tim Robbins) trying to convince his wife Joanne (Carla Gugino) for her help


Doctor: “Try and stay positive.”
Leila: “She obviously doesn’t know the family.”

— Leila (Moran Atias) proving that it might be difficult to follow the doctor’s advice


Zed: “We think that this reflection could be the glasses of Joshua Butler.
Cat: “Ghosts still need glasses?”

— Cat (Jennifer Beals) questioning the optometry needs of the supernatural