Homer and Marge will ‘legally separate’ on ‘The Simpsons’ season 27 premiere

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Homer and Marge will “legally separate” on The Simpsons‘ Season 27 premiere
Showrunner Al Jean previews the new season, telling Variety: “In the premiere, it’s discovered after all the years Homer has narcolepsy and it’s an incredible strain on the marriage. Homer and Marge legally separate, and Homer falls in love with his pharmacist, who’s voiced by Lena Dunham. We’ll have cameos from the other women from Girls.”

Teresa Giudice must give the government 25% of her Bravo salary, plus a Maserati
The money will go toward paying the $415,589 the currently incarcerated Real Housewives star owes the government.

Demi Lovato joins boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama on From Dusk Till Dawn
The former X Factor judge is guest-starring on the El Rey Network series.

Naya Rivera’s upcoming memoir promises “juicy” stories from Glee
Rivera tweeted about her memoir earlier today, saying Sorry Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up will have “so many juicy stories about my life. Glee, guys, growing up & much more.”

Michelle Monaghan to star in Hulu’s The Way from Jason Katims
The True Detective alum will play the female lead in the drama about a family at the center of a faith-based movement from Parenthood and Friday Night Lights honcho Katims.

The Bachelorette cut a Down syndrome joke from last night’s episode
During the taping of last night’s episode, bachelor Justin rapped that Shawn B. looked like “Ryan Gosling with Down syndrome,” according to Gawker.

Last Comic Standing winner Iliza Shlesinger to host TBS’ Separation Anxiety
The relationship-based game show comes with a “unique twist.”

Simon Cowell responds to L.A. Reid calling The X Factor the “worst thing” he’s ever done
Cowell tweeted his former colleague: “If judging X Factor USA was the worst thing you ever did…my taste at times did have its upside.”

Duck Dynasty‘s Jep Robertson reveals he was molested at age 6
Robertson reveals he was molested by an older student in his new book he co-wrote with his wife, The Good, the Bad, and the Grace of God: What Honesty and Pain Taught Us About Faith, Family, and Forgiveness. PLUS: What does Jep think of the Duggar scandal?

The Whispers tumbles in Week 2
The ABC summer drama dropped 23% from its premiere.

HBO offers more True Detective Season 2 details
Read more details of the characters, plus see the logline for the season premiere.

Mindy Kaling teams with Umami Burger
She’ll create her own burger timed with the release of The Mindy Project on Hulu and her new book.

Breaking Bad now has a “Heinsenberg” blue ice vodka
The bottles either have the phrase “Say My Name,” “The One Who Knocks” or “Tread Lightly” written across the front.