Bullseye Blasts Its Contestants (VIDEO)

Oriana Schwindt


To call these the "dog days" of summer is to insult man's best friend in a deeply callous manner. We have entered the perpetually sticky, malodorous, seemingly endless period of time between "Wow, it's gorgeous out!" and "Better take the air conditioning unit out of the window!" True relief won't come until mid-September, but in the meantime, here's an exclusive clip from tonight's Bullseye (9/8c, Fox) in which contestants learn they must cling to an airborne object while being blasted by a water cannon, which actually sounds really nice right about now.